Col'n Baffles the Internet | Mass v Karen Read 

Appreciate all the Aussies out there who recognised Col'n Carpenter 🙃 Just had to share him with folks of Mass to see if they laughed like we did 😅

Jackson said what the jury was thinking: Seriously? 😂

The "seriously?" heard round the world.

When watching this testimony live, I was immediately reminded of the coroner who explained to our family how he knew that our father did not suffer a painful death. More than twenty years ago, my father died of a massive heart attack while riding his bicycle home from work one day and was found on a city street. The coroner said that my father was dead before he hit the ground and therefore did not suffer a slow and painful death while laying in the street. The coroner explained to us that my father did not have any injuries, of any kind, to the PALMS of his hands, meaning that his natural reflex to break his fall by outstretching his PALMS outward and forward did not kick in. The lack of injuries on the PALMS of my father’s hands led the coroner to surmise that my father had already died before hitting the street. So Mr. Colin Albert and whom ever is coaching him to perjure himself, you are full of shit. Seriously!

He remembers 12.10am tho

It’s not just the “memory loss” it’s his eyes. He’s staring blankly ahead, no expression in his eyes or face. Strange!

People seem to forget the most important part. You do not /just/ scrape your knuckles when you use them on a solid object with the power of your entire weight behind it. Especially if you slip. You would break your knuckles. You would break the bones in your hand. He only scraped his knuckles? All 4? Equally? I'm sorry. But even if I give that he somehow used his fist, it would not result in the damages he had

“Is he Donkey Kong?” 😂

The memory loss from the youngest witnesses is utterly astounding!

These compilations are amazing. I know how time consuming downloading many streams and editing is, thank you for doing this!

Knuckle dragger 😅

DONT BE SUSPICIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Always love EDB's head tilts! And the, "I'm not even mad about that" was just beautiful!! 😂💜

"Crossexamnesia" He remembers everything in direct examination. I have scars, scrapes, and bruises all over me all the time. If someone showed me a picture of healing wounds from a couple years, i probably wouldnt even be able to tell you what caused it... unless it was a funny story.

if he fell on his knuckles and saved him self i will win the lotto

At the end he became very calm. Yes, I don’t remember. His lies are so rehearsed.

The Donkey Kong, gorilla reference was priceless. Right turn Clyde.😂

My favorite quote from the trial so far: "Seriously?" 🙄 I hope none of those jurors have/had teenagers in their house because that's such a lie lol!! Looms more like he punched a wall. Maybe that's why they remodeled lol

Wonder how many times Colin rehearsed that rediculous story of landing on the top of the knuckles. Absolute BS Seriously? 🤣

OMG the Col'n Carpenter thumbnail is EPIC!!! I used to watch Comedy Company all the time!!!!! Runkle has been saying there's a "Canton Brain Worm" effecting all the witnesses

Runkle kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

Wasn't he wearing a GARANIMALS SWEATER??? WTF😂😂😂😂😂

I reckon, Aliebi picked him up from the high school area, Colin made his getaway down the railway line

Someone should of tripped him coming off the stand to see this knuckle saving fall 😂😂

Goes against natural instinct! Palms down to break your fall whether you are falling forward or backwards 😮

To think they got together and he had help with these answers 🙄

Colin “DK” Albert

Great video as usual. The knuckle business was just too much. And I was hoping you would catch the “ seriously “ remark. I can not wait for your take on Tuesday when there will be a few Perry Mason moments . Thank you for your humor and pertinent viewpoint of this ongoing s*** show. When clowns are witnesses, we can expect a circus.

Also who goes down a steep driveway covered in ice and falls forward...not backwards

Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing Aussie TV characters! When Colin was testifying, he reminded me of Sgt. Schultz, "I know nothing!" (Hogan's Heroes, ancient US TV show)

Yay! You added Vinnie! ❤️❤️

Why do I not understand a thing until all of these lawyers go over this testimony several times en masse?!?!

I love your videos. Watching all the creators covering this case and their reactions is great.. funny AF

These get better & better! Love it. Justice is coming!!!

Bang Bang 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Omg Aussie 😂 You have a gift! Love me some Col Carpenter!

Great you found Mark too!

A mazing per usual...EDB can't even be mad 😂😂😂

Either you put your hand out and brace yourself with your palm, or you're holding something to your chest, fall face first, and your knuckles are to the floor because your palm is on your body. But he doesnt explain it that way, so....

This trial is completely unhinged!!😂😂

Did he catch himself sliding with the back of his hand? What an idiot.

One time I fell in gym class, I forget if I slipped or tripped or what, but I landed *full weight* on both my knees.Didn't even have time or the wherewithal to put my hands out, but I didn't need to. My knees fully absorbed the impact. Do you know what's been fucked up since then? My knees! If this kid fell the way he claimed, he should have fucked up his wrist anyway!

"This bloke was giving me his lips.." 🤣

Helpful hint for keeping track of who is who in this case is the character chart on the Madness and Motive channel. I've left several comments on it but they seem to be continually deleted . So I'm making one more try.

Your the best..We all need to laugh outside watching this nightmare..❤

Palms down , at my age I fall alot. 😲

Jackson’s face 😂

Nice clip of Col'n Carpenter at the end there 😁😁

Wonderful as usual!!!!❤

clearly none of you have ever been so ALPHA that you just punch the Earth into submission

Welcome to the scene! I’m really enjoying your content!

You're very good at this. Adding Col'n Carpenter at the end was genius.

YT channel Madness and Motive breaks ALL the court data down into charts. Its very interesting... He hasnt done colin or jen yet... Tuesday is going to be insane...😝

Selective amnesia - it's contageous in this trial among prosecution witnesses. 😉

The beginning though-😂😂😅🤣 I love this! Every one’s reactions are 💯👏🏼😂 Thank You, Aussie Insider! Great editing and content!

Donkey kong 🤣

I’m still wondering how Jackson and Yanetti keep a straight face through some of this circus!! 😂 I couldn’t! Reason 639 I’m not a lawyer. P.S. thank you for another great laugh! I was impatiently waiting for this one. 😍😅

Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious... lol so funny- Was that Comedy Club or something like that? Russell someone and con the fruiterer? Iwas about 4/5 when this was on so my memory is vague- so nastalgic- thanks for the laugh and good reporting x

He has the chilling stare of a full grown psychopath/sociopath!

Lol ok Colin Albert 👌 nice knuckles

Good old aussie skits at the end ❤

Great compilation,I can't wait till Karen's found not guilty

Usually you hold stuff in your dominant hand unless you are carrying more items you would use both hands to carry items.

'Gorilla style' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He must have really been gripping that beverage. 😂😂😂 I face planted in New Orleans because the sidewalks are uneven. I was stone cold sober and both palms were scraped, I have a horrible scar on my knee from one of the scrapes, and I even scraped my chin. Knuckles totally find. Instinct is to put palms out to brace self.

He's a real knuckle dragger!

Col Carpenter ❤

Another great vid! Perfection at its best

New subscriber. This is hilarious stuff!

😂 I'm sure the way Colin busted his knuckles makes perfect sense to Lally's accident theory & reconstruction expert & the CW, who think John's wounds are from a lexus in reverse. 🤣💯

What's in Cantons water 😂

If he fell on his fist, that injury would be sooooo much worse, that wrist would have crumbled under the weight, injuring the wrist and whatever else he would have fallen on after that

I’m waiting for a full “what if any” compilation when this trial ends 🤞🏻😂

I seriously have a “Seriously” mug from Grey’s Anatomy 😂

Col'n!!!!

Coln carpenter loved him back in the day 😂

I’m obsessed with the editing. New subscriber here😍.

Epic compilations! Nice work. Blessings 😊💕🙏🏽

The only thing wrong with this compilation is I wasn't in it.😢

These are hilarious mashups!!

Donkey Kong comment 😂😂😂

Aussie. You clip the BEST for the vids!!! You are on to something g here. Plz don’t stop !🤗

😂😂 woohooo 💯

Another good one Aussie Insider. Ian's Donkey Kong comment was gold.

Best trial compilation ever!😅😅😂

You've knocked it out of the park again Aussie 👏👏👏👏

Brilliant edit

Great vid, Aussie Insider! 🏆

So excited when you post

I love these clips well done 🤣🤣

Collin, the master wordsmith

Short memory must have a short memory 🎵🎤🎶

You’re doing a great job. I love your editing!

Seriously 😂

Love Runkle' s donkey kong reference lol so funny

You absolutely ROCK!!! 🥰🥰 Seriously!! 🤣

Great content and video subscribed❤

Another great compilation. Thank you for the laughs

This is where colin shows have said , cI dont remember ".

Looks as though he suddenly has selective amnesia! 🙄🤔