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Colin TERRIFIED Of A Labour Supermajority 

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Colin from Portsmouth lists every policy Labour will enact if they win a supermajority, and it's utterly chilling.
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@TheExplodingHeads
@TheExplodingHeads 2 месяца назад
Colin From Portsmouth is going on tour this autumn: Brighton & Fareham now sold out. 4 seats left in London - 12th October Extra date added in London - 2nd October Tickets here - socomedy.co.uk/artist/colin-from-portsmouth/
@juffjaff
@juffjaff 2 месяца назад
"They'll make Laura Kuenssberg do journalism!"
@pete1942
@pete1942 2 месяца назад
They had to ruin it with a ludicrously fanciful bit didn’t they.
@1967deek
@1967deek 2 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@bramharms72
@bramharms72 2 месяца назад
It was a great line but the problem with Kuenssberg isn't her journalism but her ridiculous level of partisanship. She can actually make politicians squirm like you'd hope a journalist would. Didn't Farbage find that out a few days ago? It's just that if she'd have to wear her tory-bias on her sleeve the rest of the world would go through a historic and crippling 10-year long sleeve shortage. Lobster-red arms everywhere for over a decade, it doesn't bear thinking about.
@Timlagor
@Timlagor 2 месяца назад
That's just wildly implausible!
@hg82met
@hg82met 2 месяца назад
That's gold, I laughed so hard. Poor Laura. All she ever wanted was for Bozo to love her back.
@doctordeej
@doctordeej 2 месяца назад
Colin’s claims are not that far removed from what the Tories are claiming Labour will do to be fair.
@lloroshastar6347
@lloroshastar6347 2 месяца назад
and Reform voters are calling Labour and the Tories 'far-left extremists' because they... *checks notes* aren't going to wipe all immigrants off the face of the nation and are planning on partially funding some public services. If that's what counts as 'far-left extremism' then what exactly is right-wing now? They've pushed the overton window so far to the right that even Ghengis Khan is a moderate in their eyes.
@coreyc1685
@coreyc1685 2 месяца назад
I was thinking that myself. They've become so unhinged you have to go to extremes to parody them.
@grogery1570
@grogery1570 2 месяца назад
Australia had a "stop the boats" minister who did an interview that was so bizarre that two comedians who at the end of every week did a bit where they parodied a politician could only lip synk the interview because it was so unhinged. The minister in question went on to become Prime Minister. (if interested look up Dawes and Clark, Morrison parody.)
@skrich9690
@skrich9690 2 месяца назад
Brilliant 😂 and Colin has just given the Daily Mail all their headlines for the next four weeks......
@lazslostpierre9951
@lazslostpierre9951 2 месяца назад
I haven't watched Doctor Who since I was 12, but if Diane Abbot becomes the new doctor, I'll be watching.
@peterrenn6341
@peterrenn6341 2 месяца назад
I thought she already was? Vote Dalek
@TimThat
@TimThat 2 месяца назад
“Strip Penny Mordaunt of all her military medals”! 😂
@wreaverfizzlefen3234
@wreaverfizzlefen3234 2 месяца назад
Fairly certain that isn't the first time the phrase 'Strip Penny Mordaunt' has crossed Colin's mind though...
@hg82met
@hg82met 2 месяца назад
Not to mention her diving medals.
@TalesOfWar
@TalesOfWar 2 месяца назад
@@wreaverfizzlefen3234 I wonder what those AI generated images with Lions looked like?
@owenyowenface
@owenyowenface 2 месяца назад
Best Colin rant since the "Wishing everybody a merry Christmas Anthony...except Labour,The Lib-Dems etc etc etc" 😂❤
@tamara3984
@tamara3984 2 месяца назад
Colin's mind does more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.
@clivemortimore8203
@clivemortimore8203 2 месяца назад
"It doesn't bear thinking about, mate. But I have thought about it." Colin at his best. Love to the family " See I want to be back in the EU".
@robertpettersen3577
@robertpettersen3577 2 месяца назад
Colin is a universal voice across northern Europe, such a relief, such a blowhole of semifresh air, such a cathartic sentiment of reason... Love to the global family of Colins, love, love, love...💋❤🙈🙉🙊
@Krissy_K888
@Krissy_K888 2 месяца назад
An immigrant under every bed 😅
@Geffo555
@Geffo555 2 месяца назад
Just checked. I was hoping for a pretty one. Nothing!
@LeafHuntress
@LeafHuntress 2 месяца назад
@@Geffo555 I was scratching my head at that one... Wouldn't an immigrant IN every bed be more effective?
@chrisbenson287
@chrisbenson287 2 месяца назад
Don't know if that's plausible for everyone, many Daily Mail readers still have Reds under their's.
@Geffo555
@Geffo555 2 месяца назад
@@LeafHuntress There's no room in mine. And big teddy Nigel really wouldn't like it.
@Pcbore
@Pcbore 2 месяца назад
@@LeafHuntress Obviously Labour wouldn't handle it effectively.
@reiteration6273
@reiteration6273 2 месяца назад
I find it genuinely hilarious to imagine Diane Abbot as the next Dr Who. 😂
@JohnnyCrash-ug8zt
@JohnnyCrash-ug8zt 2 месяца назад
I believe the BBC are considering it? 🤷‍♂️
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 2 месяца назад
Diane Abbott would actually make a great Dr Who
@swanronson173
@swanronson173 2 месяца назад
They could reunite the old This Week team. Michael Portillo could be her companion in the Tardis, and Andrew "Brillo Pad" Neil could play The Master.
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 2 месяца назад
@@swanronson173 Corbyn could do a good Davros too
@ChrisPage68
@ChrisPage68 2 месяца назад
@@XAVR_ He isn't a villain.
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 2 месяца назад
@@ChrisPage68 no not at all he's great, he just looks a bit like Davros 😂
@hg82met
@hg82met 2 месяца назад
I mean it would definitely lead to the Daily Fail having a conniption.
@ToCoSo
@ToCoSo 2 месяца назад
Make care home residents take the knee!!! Was genius, well its all genius!!
@knietiefimdispo2458
@knietiefimdispo2458 2 месяца назад
"Back into the EU. That's terrifying!" Nevertheless, love to the family.🤣
@ChrisPage68
@ChrisPage68 2 месяца назад
Please tell me when Kuenssberg does Actual Journalism, so I know it when I see it.
@TheVicar
@TheVicar 2 месяца назад
You'll witness it on the day that she gets sacked from the BBC and goes on a rant
@TheMusicalElitist
@TheMusicalElitist 2 месяца назад
Learn to type
@DeeJayEll
@DeeJayEll 2 месяца назад
It's all true. Starmer said exactly this on LBC just a few short hours ago...... He did!!
@mrgreen8521
@mrgreen8521 2 месяца назад
Colin’s list reads like the results of a Daily Mail headline generator
@breadcircuses6085
@breadcircuses6085 2 месяца назад
Colin for Supreme Leader of Planet Earth!
@channelsixtyeight068_
@channelsixtyeight068_ 2 месяца назад
That's Gary Bloody Linekar, Colin.
@MichaelRichards-nc3fj
@MichaelRichards-nc3fj 2 месяца назад
Brilliant typical
@hg82met
@hg82met 2 месяца назад
Colin was on fire for this one. He didn't miss a beat.
@GaryDarbyshire
@GaryDarbyshire 2 месяца назад
still chuckling 10 mins later. brillant
@amosb1452
@amosb1452 2 месяца назад
😂"Yachtless Mone" 😂 Sharp writing as per...
@lorenzo.c
@lorenzo.c 2 месяца назад
😂 this was quite the trip! Congratulations and love to the family.
@Steventrafford
@Steventrafford 2 месяца назад
By far the best one yet😂😂😂😂
@aoneill
@aoneill 2 месяца назад
missed your videos
@matthewcook9404
@matthewcook9404 2 месяца назад
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.
@TheExplodingHeads
@TheExplodingHeads 2 месяца назад
Colin is on tour this autumn. Buy tickets here socomedy.co.uk/artist/colin-from-portsmouth/
@Fawkes42
@Fawkes42 2 месяца назад
Hey, some of those boats are actually very architecturally significant
@rachelharris7915
@rachelharris7915 2 месяца назад
Telegraph Headlines for one week right there 🤣
@MrBizteck
@MrBizteck 2 месяца назад
How do you ony have 23k subs.its a crime snd I blame Labour!!
@simonhaste2864
@simonhaste2864 2 месяца назад
Probably your best yet. I had a bad day in prospect and now my mood has improved immeasurably.
@judygoddard3869
@judygoddard3869 2 месяца назад
Believe me, there are Labour activists who would genuinely support some of those policies.
@freyamiles3718
@freyamiles3718 2 месяца назад
Like getting the rich to pay their fair share of tax?
@liamhegarty3220
@liamhegarty3220 2 месяца назад
"Dianne Abbot will be the next Dr Who" 🤣🤣🤣
@pacanukeha
@pacanukeha 2 месяца назад
Was not expecting the plot twist, well played Colin!
@jack_timber
@jack_timber 2 месяца назад
Looking forward to seeing you at The Lowry this autumn 😂
@denismcgee8760
@denismcgee8760 2 месяца назад
Best rant in a long time ! I can’t understand the logic of giving your vote to someone that is not your first choice to stop their party getting as big a majority as possible.
@Phuc_Yhou
@Phuc_Yhou 2 месяца назад
Pompys Mandela helping me to decide who to vote for, thank you from the heart of my bottom. Love to the family.❤✊
@michaeldoig9881
@michaeldoig9881 2 месяца назад
Now I know where reform got its policies from!
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 2 месяца назад
On my comefy channel Resolution Radio 2020. I had a tough time lampooning Rishi Sunak until i realised that he reminded me of C3-P0. My latest one has this in sketch form. July the 4th be with you.
@hubertbreidenbach
@hubertbreidenbach 2 месяца назад
Best yet
@andrewwoodgate3769
@andrewwoodgate3769 2 месяца назад
Brilliant logic!
@nickthenoodle9206
@nickthenoodle9206 2 месяца назад
When you come to Wales, I'll be there.
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 2 месяца назад
Enjoying the football?
@TheVicar
@TheVicar 2 месяца назад
@@davidsmith5523 Do you work in business?
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 2 месяца назад
@TheVicar Snyone know how to use this rectangular piece of plastic and what's Coca-Cola?
@clivemortimore8203
@clivemortimore8203 2 месяца назад
Colin is doing a UK wide tour, except Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and Lincolnshire.
@nickthenoodle9206
@nickthenoodle9206 2 месяца назад
@@clivemortimore8203 Lol!
@SasBald
@SasBald 2 месяца назад
Thanks!
@TheExplodingHeads
@TheExplodingHeads 2 месяца назад
Thank you very much!
@charlielynes
@charlielynes 2 месяца назад
Once again, Colin provides the most balanced and intelligent views on the election - although I'm not sure anyone could get Laura doing journalism. Love to the Voters 💜
@craiggibson2062
@craiggibson2062 2 месяца назад
Great work 😊
@HULLDUDE666
@HULLDUDE666 2 месяца назад
Colin must be related to Steve Wright's Mr. Angry. 😁
@patchso
@patchso 2 месяца назад
I’m liking most of that list ;-)
@cGhostsVisuals
@cGhostsVisuals 2 месяца назад
love to the family ✨
@ubermod5564
@ubermod5564 2 месяца назад
I wonder if Colin from Portsmouth has thought about running for Reform? He says what we're all thinking, he's an honest bloke, he does what he says he'd do, etc.
@lkyuvsad
@lkyuvsad 2 месяца назад
More realistically, they'll implement a slightly milder form of austerity than the Tories, doing nothing to address the structural economic problems resulting from historically high levels of both personal wealth inequality, and inequality between state and private wealth. I wish "better than the Tories" weren't such a low bar.
@josephpotter5766
@josephpotter5766 2 месяца назад
The bar is in hell, and yet, the putative Labour cabinet are already warming up for the limbo.
@dondoodat
@dondoodat 2 месяца назад
Yeah, the problem with everything must be down to Labour !
@thagrammarnazi
@thagrammarnazi 2 месяца назад
@@dondoodatI can appreciate condensing someone’s verbosity to demonstrate what they’re REALLY saying but…what you’ve said wasn’t remotely OP’s point, like not even close
@dondoodat
@dondoodat 2 месяца назад
@@thagrammarnazi What was their point ?
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 2 месяца назад
Love to the family.
@sulalee7413
@sulalee7413 2 месяца назад
Oh poor Colin. He is beffuddled and bedazzled. 😱 Love to the family Colin and Anthony :)
@richardryan1846
@richardryan1846 2 месяца назад
Best ever!!
@hylens5111
@hylens5111 2 месяца назад
Don't threaten me with a good time.
@AndrewShakespeare
@AndrewShakespeare 2 месяца назад
I dreamed something up so much it made me angry.
@colin4685
@colin4685 2 месяца назад
Bloody hell!!! Nightmare!!!!
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 2 месяца назад
Oh God, when you find yourself nodding along to Colin's rant, you know the art of satire is dead!?!
@ianlister7333
@ianlister7333 2 месяца назад
Colin has alot more faith in Labuor than I do. Also gonna be watching on You Tube from now on, ive sent Musk packing.
@willvanauger3273
@willvanauger3273 2 месяца назад
im generally a supporter of ULEZ but "make the english channel a ULEZ zone" did get me good
@RoofLight00
@RoofLight00 2 месяца назад
Yep. Not so far removed from the garage love in posts I’ve seen recently. Sounds like a tice meltdown.
@mbrady2329
@mbrady2329 2 месяца назад
"The English Channel will become a ULEZ zone" - not actually much further fetched than some of the comments I've read about the ULEZ on Facebook! 🤣
@retrogiftsuk4812
@retrogiftsuk4812 2 месяца назад
Well at least Colin has done his research. It's all in Labour's manifesto!... Obviously not in actual words or anything... But it's there!!! Anyway, love to the family!
@SC-tl3px
@SC-tl3px 2 месяца назад
A vote for Labour is a vote for Israel. Same for Conservatives. Two cheeks of the same arse.
@SIS3W3N
@SIS3W3N 2 месяца назад
Those poor history students.
@AreJayCee
@AreJayCee 2 месяца назад
There is no such thing as a Super Majority in British politics.
@mcicogni
@mcicogni 2 месяца назад
Poor Colin must really be desperate, I feel sorry for him. Come on, make kids learn in school all the bad things we've done? That's undermining civil society's very foundation 😮
@joshuaparrott2458
@joshuaparrott2458 2 месяца назад
A supermajority! ......what's a supermajority?
@pete1942
@pete1942 2 месяца назад
A concept that doesn’t exist in British politics. If a vote required 2/3 of MPs to vote in favour for it to pass, it would require a supermajority. Whereas our parliamentary votes just require 50%+1.
@joshuaparrott2458
@joshuaparrott2458 2 месяца назад
@@pete1942 Huh, 💫the more you know 💫
@pete1942
@pete1942 2 месяца назад
@@joshuaparrott2458 I should also have said that 2/3 was just an example. It can apply to any split that’s not 51/49. So 60%, 70% etc. The Tory 80 seat majority was a supermajority. Its used in the US, and probably other countries but not here.
@joaomarreiros4906
@joaomarreiros4906 2 месяца назад
So... they are back to blame the EU? Dude, we have no bets on this horse race Colin!
@rrstows3522
@rrstows3522 2 месяца назад
😅😅 very funny I think most will know somebody that knows someone that carries on like that 😢😂😂😂😂😂
@AndrewShakespeare
@AndrewShakespeare 2 месяца назад
That got funnier and funnier
@Daithi24
@Daithi24 2 месяца назад
Has anyone tried switching Colin off and on again?
@SkyEcho7
@SkyEcho7 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂🤣😭 Kuenssberg
@Ginger_Dalek
@Ginger_Dalek 2 месяца назад
⬛Lab ⬛Cons ⬛Lib Dems ⬛Deform ⬛Green ⬛Indie/Other ❎Colin from Portsmouth
@1ramises
@1ramises 2 месяца назад
Lol
@davidstrudwick6879
@davidstrudwick6879 2 месяца назад
How is the size of the majority relevant? A majority is a majority
@magravy1
@magravy1 2 месяца назад
It’s really bad when Labour has it but not when Conservatives have it Conservative logic 🙃
@freyamiles3718
@freyamiles3718 2 месяца назад
Having a larger majority means you can pass stuff with less support from your party. It does allow shoving through unpopular policies through for better and for worse
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 2 месяца назад
Why is an Aussie all about English politics though?
@magravy1
@magravy1 2 месяца назад
Is Colin Mr Angry’s son?
@Ology3121
@Ology3121 2 месяца назад
A majority of 1 is a super majority
@proteusnz99
@proteusnz99 2 месяца назад
It’s come to a sad pass when you can’t distinguish between genuine political tripe and satire. A supermajority only means anything if it’s needed to amend a written constitution, such as in the U.S., in Britain it doesn’t matter, there is no constitution to amend. A simple majority of one makes the governing party.
@AbdulQ.KhanCosmicTiger
@AbdulQ.KhanCosmicTiger 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@wainerollins2587
@wainerollins2587 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kevinmarsh5034
@kevinmarsh5034 2 месяца назад
Once again, an in-depth analysis of British politics, Colin only forgot to mention "15 minute cities" but that will come. If Colin is going to stand for parliament in the forthcoming election, I'd vote for him and so would matron. But love to the family Colin, love to the family.
@paulnewman2000
@paulnewman2000 2 месяца назад
You want to extend ULEZ into the English Channel? Simple! Just award all the ferry contracts to companies that haven't got any ships. High sulphur heavy fuel oil emissions problem solved.
@richycairns2735
@richycairns2735 Месяц назад
Stop calling it a super majorly ffs it's American crap saying
@MaximilianvonPinneberg
@MaximilianvonPinneberg 2 месяца назад
No one wants to be back in the eu
@londo776
@londo776 2 месяца назад
The funniest thing I've heard for ages But it's very true
@Tas17.4
@Tas17.4 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👏👏👏
@pipster1891
@pipster1891 2 месяца назад
At what number does a majority become a supermajority?
@hubertbreidenbach
@hubertbreidenbach 2 месяца назад
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