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Collapsible Party Bo Staff. Testing if they're good for self defense 

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@MarcusVance
@MarcusVance Год назад
Affiliate link in case you want to get one for yourself: amzn.to/45y4q7m
@spazalicious5208
@spazalicious5208 Год назад
DAMN HE REALLY PUT THEM ON BLAST LIKE THAT
@Rameon
@Rameon Год назад
I’ll continue, you put the sleeve up to not cut yourself. I know I wouldn’t want a rod cutting up my face, would you? Also, if I’m beating someone in self defense with a stick and it breaks I don’t think it would stop me from hitting with the stick. You showed in a previous video it can keep being used even if it can cut you up but I’d say that means you just have to hold it right and inflict bleed damage. I won’t buy one and I won’t advocate for people to but its like a broom handle from Walmart to me. It prolly won’t last as a weapon but it’s still a weapon that you can use until it’s unusable.
@edh1970
@edh1970 Год назад
​@@Rameon it becomes unusable nearly instantly tho???
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne Год назад
You could use it as a startling distraction 🤔
@Schimz
@Schimz Год назад
Lol, the Amazon link title has nothing to do with self defense, but it mentions street magic. How did this self defense thing even get started? 🤣
@kyle960
@kyle960 9 месяцев назад
These things are magician props, whoever is selling them as self defense equipment is going straight to hell
@DarkSeraph95
@DarkSeraph95 9 месяцев назад
The boiler room of hell
@kyle960
@kyle960 9 месяцев назад
@@DarkSeraph95 correct!
@azeroth2994
@azeroth2994 9 месяцев назад
He's skipping jail, going directly to hell
@panose6542
@panose6542 9 месяцев назад
Magicians? No it’s LARP gear, obviously, who else would want something this convoluted but also less effective
@JustFilmAlready
@JustFilmAlready 9 месяцев назад
😂😂
@loganlazarus5644
@loganlazarus5644 Год назад
Waiting for someone to get mad that he used sleeves like a home invader wouldn't cover as much of their body as possible.
@nekomimi7414
@nekomimi7414 Год назад
A long time ago, I through of buying one for self-defense, but I learned punching would be more effective.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame Год назад
If you aren’t home-invading completely naked you’re doing it wrong
@starside6738
@starside6738 Год назад
@@nekomimi7414 bear mace. Unless they’re wearing a chemical respirator with a face shield. No man will stand up to bear mace
@thegooglyking
@thegooglyking Год назад
​@@starside6738 Yes. But neither will you.
@clonezero_RR
@clonezero_RR Год назад
​@@thegooglykingScorched Earth tactics right there.
@Gigachad_Memes
@Gigachad_Memes Год назад
“Oh no I’m being robbed, Better take out my long piece of tinfoil!”
@axelbarrientos4746
@axelbarrientos4746 Год назад
The fact he put on sleeve shirt to not get cut from the broken staff
@Ivi-Tora
@Ivi-Tora Год назад
"It matches with my hat so it certainly has to be good!"
@Gigachad_Memes
@Gigachad_Memes Год назад
@@axelbarrientos4746 well, they are thin so they can cut
@Itz_Brock
@Itz_Brock Год назад
@@axelbarrientos4746the fact that literally anyone attacking u will have clothes on so trying to cut with it is useless
@HundredSlot
@HundredSlot Год назад
​@@Ivi-Tora lmaooo
@smoguli
@smoguli 10 месяцев назад
The way it got damaged reminded me of when we used gift wrapping cardboard rolls as swords when I was a kid 😂
@rapscalliana
@rapscalliana 9 месяцев назад
bro even they are less easy to break
@RanOutOfSpac
@RanOutOfSpac 7 месяцев назад
@@rapscallianaand hurt more
@haynintegrity
@haynintegrity Год назад
That is the most convincing "disappointed dad stare" I've ever seen when that party stick wrapped around your arm.
@lgcraft3601
@lgcraft3601 Год назад
Fr
@czr16
@czr16 Год назад
The ultimate weapon. Went from nightstick to staff to whip in a matter of seconds
@ivoryas1696
@ivoryas1696 Год назад
@czr16 Yo, low-key like that one demonslayer chick, lmao.
@stevehansen4112
@stevehansen4112 Год назад
A weapon to surpass metal gear!
@sublimetoast1441
@sublimetoast1441 Год назад
Ya know... if someone came at you with a whip and actually knew how to use it.. that'd be pretty damn scary lol
@Saru5000
@Saru5000 Год назад
Transformers 🤖
@jeffdakilla83
@jeffdakilla83 Год назад
The only weapon whit no weaknes is DA CHANKLA!!!
@Tigercup9
@Tigercup9 Год назад
I think if anyone still has doubts or thinks you’re lying/biased, they should simply purchase one of these and test it or enjoy it to the extent they please. You’ve cast off any shadows of logical doubt. Put it to rest.
@MarcusVance
@MarcusVance Год назад
No, planning one more video where I tape a knife to one and use it like a spear.
@konradkinne4089
@konradkinne4089 Год назад
​@@MarcusVanceI feel like Im witnessing the birth of a Batman villain. Did one of your loved ones get murdered in cold blood by a collapsible self defense staff Marcus?
@MarcusVance
@MarcusVance Год назад
I don't want to talk about it
@Nautilus472
@Nautilus472 Год назад
​@@MarcusVance Yo throw that shit and see if it crumples on itself
@TAP7a
@TAP7a Год назад
​@@MarcusVance is that not just disadvantaging the knife
@jossefyoucef4977
@jossefyoucef4977 Год назад
I love how from the fraction of shorts I've seen of him, he seems to have made enemies with the staff community
@lyravain6304
@lyravain6304 10 месяцев назад
Not staves in general. Just this collapsible trash.
@mctripleA
@mctripleA 10 месяцев назад
Not "the staff community" just random dumbasses claiming to be the "staff community" I'm sure anyone actually in the staff community would agree that those expanding staffs are bullshit
@Mumiah862
@Mumiah862 9 месяцев назад
@@lyravain6304it’s not trash it’s for magic tricks not self defense
@Eralen00
@Eralen00 9 месяцев назад
not necessarily the staff community. The Novelty-gimmick-toy-weapon community on the other hand ...
@valviform
@valviform 9 месяцев назад
​@@mctripleAahem. They are lol yeah
@bunni_is_cool
@bunni_is_cool Год назад
People who defend these staffs most likely surround their house with a ring of rocks and claim “it’s an invisible forcefield, you can’t get in”
@darththeo
@darththeo Год назад
Nah, you are confusing your crazies. These people are the ones that get those decorative weapons that are meant to be non-function and take pictures with them like they are uber badass.
@kevinsullivan3448
@kevinsullivan3448 Год назад
@@darththeo Often called the "Mall Ninja".
@thatanti-veganteacher2326
@thatanti-veganteacher2326 Год назад
He even says it's a PARTY bow staff, not an actual weapon
@PomegranateJuiceSmoothie
@PomegranateJuiceSmoothie Год назад
Sounds like a SpongeBob episode with Patrick’s genius
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn Год назад
That's for sea bears
@AverageAlobamaEnjoyer
@AverageAlobamaEnjoyer Год назад
“You didn’t hit yourself hard enough” Mf he broke the staff
@bacontoe416
@bacontoe416 Год назад
clearly you need to use it with enough force that it snaps in half in 1 swing
@Meleeman011
@Meleeman011 Год назад
did someone besides you actually type this?
@kennymuller3115
@kennymuller3115 Год назад
@@bacontoe416 how about enough force that it snaps before it even hit something? 😂
@MikhailRinn69
@MikhailRinn69 Год назад
Exactly
@cocoachaos1321
@cocoachaos1321 Год назад
Technically it's not broken, he can unwind it and get it straight again.... I have that rod on my table, not a bad paperweight.
@CatManReal
@CatManReal Год назад
My elementary school allowed 3rd graders to have this at school. If a school trusts 3rd grade kids to have it, its an awful weapon.
@rendiadepratama6874
@rendiadepratama6874 Год назад
Me bringing knife Screwdriver, scissors, pliers inside my pencil case
@meady50
@meady50 Год назад
I think my school banned these things before I graduated. But this was also the same school that suspended me for two days for drawing a grenade in art class. The principal said it was destruction of school property. No joke. I drew it on a piece of notebook paper
@heffaynekoguy687
@heffaynekoguy687 Год назад
​@@meady50 tbh at this point a freshly sharpened pencil is better..... for taking notes of corse j7st don't bring an mre spoon now thats dangerous lmao
@ussenterprisecv6805
@ussenterprisecv6805 Год назад
@@heffaynekoguy687 oh yeah those mre spoons have several confirmed kills now, why or how this happened in a war with guns there is no good explanation. Thank Russian incompetence I guess.
@sagew1312
@sagew1312 Год назад
​@@meady50 wow. Just wow. They really wanted to use you as an example for no reason
@shanshansan
@shanshansan Год назад
"Hah, with this staff I am powerful! You are no match for me, intruder!" The intruder's concealed Glock-17:
@armourvgyt
@armourvgyt 9 месяцев назад
I do have to say, though, you probably aren't really a gun person and more of a gamer, since often video games use the Glock 17 for simplicity and recognition, sort of as a relic of older shooters made only a bit after the Glock's creation, but more realistically there's now over 50 varieties of Glock, the original G17 being not the most concealable. From what I've seen on their website, their most concealable is the G39 9x19mm line, about the length and width of a medium smartphone. I digress, just wanted to rant a bit about something I've recently looked into.
@idioticed4379
@idioticed4379 9 месяцев назад
​@@armourvgyt What kinda gun is concealable. (Normally I would search this up myself but i feel like I would be put on a watchlist if I did)
@armourvgyt
@armourvgyt 9 месяцев назад
@@idioticed4379 dammit i keep writing you an article in the notifications pop-up and then i accidentally delete it all! im gonna have to seriously oversimplify and condense now, so sorry...if you don't know what the word means: concealable basically means easy to hide. If you're wondering what makes a gun concealable: depends on the size of the person, where it's being hidden, and the environment, but it basically comes down to size of the gun. The smaller, the more concealable and some good examples are the Glock 39 line, the hidden gun from the first four Assassin's Creed games, and snub-nose revolvers. This is not a conclusive list and there are probably hundreds of varieties from manufacturers and homemade projects. Hope this helps!
@idioticed4379
@idioticed4379 9 месяцев назад
@@armourvgytThanks!
@Indigo_Indignation
@Indigo_Indignation 9 месяцев назад
​@@armourvgyti'd like to thank you for taking the time to write this all out, good sir or ma'am!
@ShouOokami
@ShouOokami Год назад
If the "point" is to shoot at their eyes...just carry pepperspray.
@musewolfman
@musewolfman Год назад
​@Hispanic Fascist ease up there, generalissimo. Not many people have access to that kinda equipment.
@dantai68
@dantai68 Год назад
Pepperspray isn't legal in a lot of countries and even in some US they can be restricted in some counties, cities and states.
@elishafollet5347
@elishafollet5347 Год назад
The pepper spray i can get behind but spraying them with litteriel acid just sounds cruel
@musewolfman
@musewolfman Год назад
@Hispanic Fascist if you wanna turn self-defense into an assault charge, I guess go ahead. But I meant the "fill the container" bit. It's a pressurized, sealed cannister. How do you propose filling it?
@therealevilmudbug
@therealevilmudbug Год назад
​@@musewolfman Dedication and pure malice
@alwayshere6956
@alwayshere6956 Год назад
Im starting to think nobody is actually defending these staffs
@MarcusVance
@MarcusVance Год назад
Feel free to check the comments on previous videos if you feel like testing your hypothesis.
@alwayshere6956
@alwayshere6956 Год назад
@@MarcusVance No I mean like, their comments are not serious and they want to see you keep using the rink dink piece of plastic. I think I would say "Trolls", ykno, like the ones under the bridge? I know you killed him many moons ago, just there's his kin to keep in mind
@bombomos
@bombomos Год назад
I think Marcus just bought the value pack and now he doesn't know what to do with them haha JK Marcus. Love the vids
@alwayshere6956
@alwayshere6956 Год назад
@@bombomos Pay attention to the "Weaponization of the Government Committee" right now if you aren't already. As interesting as this subject is there's something important happening RIGHT. NOW
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 Год назад
​@@alwayshere6956The committee that's not producing anything?
@pete_nana
@pete_nana Год назад
Those staff are great for when somebody attacks you and you want to immediately piss them off.
@scrappydoo7887
@scrappydoo7887 Год назад
Or defuse the tension by making them laugh at you
@erickhepworth7920
@erickhepworth7920 Год назад
I agree with you guys 😂
@erickhepworth7920
@erickhepworth7920 Год назад
I agree with you guys
@Rurukuken
@Rurukuken 9 месяцев назад
It is great for self defense though. Not only does it give considerable amount of range advantage but it also makes it easier for your attacker to beat your ass, thus ending the confrontation quickly. It can also double as a cane should you lose your vision upon hitting the ground.
@user-rv8yv4yh9n
@user-rv8yv4yh9n Год назад
If you need to collapse it to pocket size to get it to work, just carry a club at that point. Reject mall ninja, embrace Neolithic
@Joshoowah
@Joshoowah Год назад
Or a baton. Those things are heavy, dense, solid, collapsible, and purpose built to ruin your day.
@elishafollet5347
@elishafollet5347 Год назад
​@@Joshoowah counter point, a baton is just an advanced and highly effective ooga booga stick
@crimsonwizahd2358
@crimsonwizahd2358 Год назад
Personally I prefer the classic "walking stick", the gentleman's unga bunga stick.
@CHMernerner
@CHMernerner Год назад
​@@crimsonwizahd2358 sticks and stones!!!
@Supernob222
@Supernob222 Год назад
​@@crimsonwizahd2358 How is it a walking stick if it is meant to disable them? Oh well i guess i didn't get the joke
@item459
@item459 Год назад
Damn they really took those collapsible toy lightsabers and convinced folks they are self defence tools lmao
@bunglewungle261
@bunglewungle261 Год назад
I think I'd rather have the hard plastic lightsaber.
@Dusk_Shade
@Dusk_Shade Год назад
Those things are actually pretty tough, I'd bonk a home invader with one
@MrThemelloman
@MrThemelloman Год назад
You could actually beat someone with one of those😂
@ryannichols3101
@ryannichols3101 Год назад
@@bunglewungle261 that hard plastic lightsaber hilt is nothing to scoff about 😂😂😂
@LaughingOrange
@LaughingOrange Год назад
By the way this Bo looks, I'd say the lightsaber hurts a hell of a lot more.
@StephenHenryIV
@StephenHenryIV Год назад
Unrealistic, people most likely to rob you don’t have arms.
@hansiza9701
@hansiza9701 Год назад
Unrealistic, kellendonk, torben
@aquidillion
@aquidillion Год назад
Oh so that's the difference between normal robberies and armed robberies
@jaybirdishhhhhh
@jaybirdishhhhhh Год назад
THEYRE HERE TO STEAL YOUR ARMS
@DisIntegratedLife
@DisIntegratedLife Год назад
Well.... not regular arms... they have... FIRE ARMS!!!! *hears whispering* Wait... what do you mean one word? Firearms, one word... ohhhhh... damn. Fire arms sounded kinda cool...
@raulzavala4546
@raulzavala4546 Год назад
Least they can't get charged with armed robbery
@heavilyarmedhippie75
@heavilyarmedhippie75 Месяц назад
"Oh no, my victim has an aluminum staff, better not use this gun I have"
@bloodhunter6618
@bloodhunter6618 Год назад
you're using it wrong, you just need to take it and throw it in the trash because that's where it belongs
@herobrinevjwj
@herobrinevjwj Год назад
I genuinely laughed at this comment
@OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer
@OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer Год назад
"No you're using it wrong, just set it on fire and blast it out of a railgun and THEN it works as intended"
@ApertureAce
@ApertureAce Год назад
Yeah but idk why people ever thought it was for self defense in the first place. Its main use is for magic tricks
@turnip-nm7hw
@turnip-nm7hw Год назад
@@ApertureAce yeh its for confusing your enemy using magic tricks
@ren_qrow2308
@ren_qrow2308 Год назад
​@@turnip-nm7hw as soon as I saw this I thought of a man poping one of these yelling alacazam and just full on tailing it on a moped
@Neninho_
@Neninho_ Год назад
Sand fits in your pockets and is more effective at attacking eyes.
@TheKnives777
@TheKnives777 Год назад
I wholeheartedly agree, pocket sand is devastating to your opponents eyes!
@Atlas-x2r
@Atlas-x2r Год назад
I prefer salt personally. Id throw a paintball at someone before using a pocket staff
@kylenstevens982
@kylenstevens982 Год назад
"POCKET SAND"
@luckygraves6985
@luckygraves6985 Год назад
That's the main reason I play inaros sometimes on warframe cause it's funny
@christhut8140
@christhut8140 Год назад
"Pocket sand!" -Dale Gribble
@Cadocdot
@Cadocdot Год назад
If someone’s robbing you and you pull out a party/magic trick staff for self defence, you deserve to be robbed.
@IDoSnipeYT
@IDoSnipeYT Год назад
​@@Jigenn742 Because it obviously sucks.
@slayer-asp-6670
@slayer-asp-6670 Год назад
​@@Jigenn742 because it broke on like, 4 hits
@aaronharper1209
@aaronharper1209 Год назад
@@slayer-asp-6670 well some products are like that. Meant to be thrown away after a couple uses. This is one of those products.
@ianjones3827
@ianjones3827 Год назад
It didn't even damage him stupid
@normienormie9425
@normienormie9425 Год назад
​@@aaronharper1209 It's not, the way it breaks is unnatural which means its not meant to break in 4 hits. Also a self defense tool that breaks in four hits. Really?
@jacobmckenzie3854
@jacobmckenzie3854 3 месяца назад
When i was growing up, i remember my sister having a toy made out of the same stuff lol. she was always so happy for ten minutes when we left dollar tree, then cried when it broke
@thetransformersworrier1342
@thetransformersworrier1342 Год назад
This is the definition of "it will not break, it will no- .... It's broke" Aladdin 1992
@michaelhok8470
@michaelhok8470 Год назад
*breaks super special defense "staff" over wrist* Party staff simps : sweet mother of mercy hes INVINCIBLE
@Kivxi
@Kivxi Год назад
They’re also gonna say “wElL tHAt WaSnT ThAT HaRd Of a HIt”
@drivernephi2891
@drivernephi2891 Год назад
The people that say these are great for self defense are the same people that put pink resin stakes on their keychain
@MarcusVance
@MarcusVance Год назад
It's more the people saying these are great for self-defense are the same people selling these.
@someguy2819
@someguy2819 Год назад
Try a golf driver, I hear they work great for bashing skulls
@JustAdude291
@JustAdude291 Год назад
​@@MarcusVancechecks out lol
@Attrixine
@Attrixine Год назад
@@someguy2819 driver nephi from new vegas
@eddiek6390
@eddiek6390 Год назад
I'd take a pink resin stake over this thing.
@tobyeasterbrook8117
@tobyeasterbrook8117 9 месяцев назад
THANK YOU!!!! I’ve been saying this is how it would go for years, and yet ads for these keep popping up everywhere.
@terrortalks3037
@terrortalks3037 Год назад
If you haven't convinced them by now, they'll never believe it. It's like trying to reason with the kid who uses a "rocket launcher" in rock, paper, scissors.
@chuckmcgill522
@chuckmcgill522 Год назад
Naw just respond with Jesus and you’ll win
@dandydanthedapperman7797
@dandydanthedapperman7797 Год назад
Yeah bomb beats everything, but it itself can be beaten by Godzilla.
@Heccy_weccy
@Heccy_weccy Год назад
Can I have permission to use that metaphor?
@adamallen7070
@adamallen7070 Год назад
Strange at my school whenever we played rock papers scissors no one pulled out a rocket launchers, couple of handguns but still
@nanoswagger
@nanoswagger Год назад
​@@Heccy_weccy bruh "can I have permission" Like bro its a sentence not a copyrighted trademark
@NotNitehawk
@NotNitehawk Год назад
"Why don't you hit yourself with it?" *breaks it over his arm*
@couldyou4745
@couldyou4745 Год назад
Oh wow you must have eyes and ears.
@BRANDONSHUMOCK-g8p
@BRANDONSHUMOCK-g8p Год назад
@@couldyou4745 o wow you must have been the one who said why don't you hit yourself with it fk boi
@powerofmatt
@powerofmatt Год назад
​@@couldyou4745damn i thought i was an asshole
@Joit_Voitege
@Joit_Voitege Год назад
@@powerofmatt well obv not ur an… uh… uhm… idk what you are
@powerofmatt
@powerofmatt Год назад
@@Joit_Voitege I don't know what I am either
@simplyshorts748
@simplyshorts748 Год назад
"You are subject to a rapid expansion" That's me every night
@spudz2186
@spudz2186 9 месяцев назад
And morning 😔
@Ghost_Dud3
@Ghost_Dud3 9 месяцев назад
And every afternoon
@animegirlwhostealsducks364
@animegirlwhostealsducks364 9 месяцев назад
​@@spudz2186@Ghost_Dud3 what kinda growth spurts are you guys having that makes you grow so much taller everyday?
@burgbass
@burgbass 9 месяцев назад
The Roman Empire:
@benjaminkey5810
@benjaminkey5810 9 месяцев назад
Whenever I see these elaborate, usually ineffective self defense tools, I just think "just get a gun bro"
@kalashnikovdevil
@kalashnikovdevil 9 месяцев назад
Right!?
@treebeaver3921
@treebeaver3921 9 месяцев назад
Or a knife lol. No way a staff that breaks like that could do any better than almost any knife which are much easier to obtain than a gun. Obviously a gun would be better but if you’re against them or whatever then knives are always on the table
@Q2eFzzM.
@Q2eFzzM. 8 месяцев назад
or live in a country where you dont need a weapon to feel safe
@benjaminkey5810
@benjaminkey5810 8 месяцев назад
@@Q2eFzzM. holy crap. There's a country with no violent crime? I didn't know that.
@WJS774
@WJS774 8 месяцев назад
@@Q2eFzzM. Or delude yourself into thinking that your country is safe, sure it won't stop you getting mugged but up until that point you can _feel_ safe I guess.
@Hunter_Kennedy1
@Hunter_Kennedy1 Год назад
People just want to believe the pen sword from Percy Jackson exists
@onserutiri4359
@onserutiri4359 Год назад
fr
@ZeusHadANOTHERkid
@ZeusHadANOTHERkid Год назад
Riptide?
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 Год назад
No these are cheap knockoffs of the Membari fighting pikes from Babylon 5. You need to buy the ones made by an advanced sci-fi civilization not from some primitive backwater dirt ball that is just barely getting off it's own planet.
@AdderMoray
@AdderMoray Год назад
Pocket staffs are fantastic self defense tools... They make great threat displays or distractions away from the hand pulling your actual self defense tool.
@janschievink1586
@janschievink1586 Год назад
when your GM lets you add your sleight of hand proficiency and your weapon proficiency to your attack roll.
@viper32509
@viper32509 10 месяцев назад
I got one of these awhile ago and while trying to close it it opened it to my face and busted my lip open so it’s a great at causing damage just not at the intended target
@CrazynToughKiwi
@CrazynToughKiwi 10 месяцев назад
So you pull out one of these, so your would be breaks out in laughter at how idiotic you are, then you pull out the old Colt revolver, and empty it righteously.
@liegeparadox2624
@liegeparadox2624 10 месяцев назад
I mean, *we* know it’s going to fold like a paper towel. Does the opponent? Probably, but it’d be funny if they didn’t.
@waynejacobs5092
@waynejacobs5092 9 месяцев назад
​@@viper32509 same. The thing cut me several times just trying to get it all closed up again lol. I figured I'd just keep it looser and try to slice with the edges
@BigLichen
@BigLichen Год назад
Don’t worry man, if your staff gets floppy after only 2 swings, it’s completely normal. My staff gets floppy at the end after only one swing, if it’s hard enough. My doctor recommended something called “viagra” but it was a pill so it did nothing
@Derk_Mage
@Derk_Mage Год назад
Nice pfp, reminds Me of the Abberation logo from Ark. Where’d You get it from?
@BigLichen
@BigLichen Год назад
@@Derk_Mage made it
@chie970
@chie970 Год назад
Staff? More like wand
@Tojoblindeye
@Tojoblindeye Год назад
Viagra? Isnt that a waterfall in new york
@Exrevity
@Exrevity Год назад
@@Derk_Mage HOLY SHIT BRO im a HUGE ark fan
@PocketBrain
@PocketBrain 8 месяцев назад
That "pocket staff" was a magician's wand in a previous life. More people want to be John Wick than David Copperfield, so they pivoted in their marketing.
@serenahiggins1849
@serenahiggins1849 Год назад
It’s like fighting with a tape measure.
@ZairUmbras
@ZairUmbras Год назад
That's an insult to tape measures. I'll have you know a good tape measure also works as a good mallet.
@crimsonfloof6189
@crimsonfloof6189 Год назад
the perfect weapon to hit spiders at a distance
@robbnoble1509
@robbnoble1509 Год назад
Fly swatter
@gibbsm
@gibbsm Год назад
Glorified Christmas wrapping paper tube.
@Tneal78
@Tneal78 8 месяцев назад
I handle self defense the same way the Engineer solves practical problems. It's really that simple.
@choc0late_milk
@choc0late_milk Год назад
it’s like hitting someone with an empty soda can
@santa_with_a_gun
@santa_with_a_gun Год назад
nah an empty soda can would do more damage because it would crunch and then be sharp
@lunokadedus5282
@lunokadedus5282 Год назад
My Brothers in Christ, just get a normal expandable baton.
@leonelmartinez2486
@leonelmartinez2486 Год назад
This
@havelinaaa5053
@havelinaaa5053 Год назад
Staffs are more badass though...
@leonelmartinez2486
@leonelmartinez2486 Год назад
@@havelinaaa5053 they really arent
@gagida1829
@gagida1829 Год назад
​@@leonelmartinez2486 you have no idea what you are talking about
@leonelmartinez2486
@leonelmartinez2486 Год назад
@@gagida1829 weeb
@tcheek3rd
@tcheek3rd Год назад
That's just enough force to piss somebody off.
@jamesrogers7049
@jamesrogers7049 8 месяцев назад
Cool and practical are often VERY seperate things.
@JayFreely
@JayFreely Год назад
What ever happened to a good ol padlock on a chain?
@nicholausstevens1262
@nicholausstevens1262 Год назад
Or change in a sock
@TableGrables
@TableGrables Год назад
​@@nicholausstevens1262 or padlock on a chain in a sock also full of change
@nicholausstevens1262
@nicholausstevens1262 Год назад
@@TableGrables *HE'S TOO STRONG TO BE LEFT ALIVE!*
@thc_freebaser
@thc_freebaser Год назад
Millwall brick is a classic, would love to see him talk about that. Basically, in the early 80's, when football hooliganism was huge in the UK; chavs would get searched for knives and stuff going into ball games, however newspapers were perfectly fair game. The thing is, when you roll a newspaper up and then fold it in half, you can actually crack someone's skull VERY effectively with it, taping it up and adding rocks or wetting it makes it even more dangerous.
@deathdog1392
@deathdog1392 Год назад
Point head stick and a rock?
@shannonmcvey8669
@shannonmcvey8669 Год назад
I honestly think that the sellers should be held criminally liable. These things are ALWAYS advertised as self defense items.
@johnmeder9492
@johnmeder9492 Год назад
Bc they genuinly can be thus guy is using it like a toddler
@wiggy5209
@wiggy5209 Год назад
Explain to me how this can be used in self defence ....you are talking to a martial artist,engineer and military veteran ...
@nocthemedic2951
@nocthemedic2951 Год назад
Ive genuinely never seen them advertised as self defense and always as magic tricks (what theyre actually for)
@adrianclark9640
@adrianclark9640 Год назад
​@@wiggy5209 who are you talking too he is saying they should not be call self deffense weapoons
@wake6000
@wake6000 Год назад
​@@wiggy5209arent these things used for magic tricks?
@Beantuber
@Beantuber Год назад
Thank you for the video.. I will now use the words "subject to a rapid expansion" in my daily conversation in different contexts...
@grandadmiralsuntzu5066
@grandadmiralsuntzu5066 9 месяцев назад
He's reminding everyone that grass is green and there's a small group of people that are exclaiming "No it's blue!"
@sidarthus8684
@sidarthus8684 Год назад
The fact that this hasn't been taken down after you hit yourself with it is proof that RU-vid doesn't see it as a dangerous weapon Edit: Bread
@gamer_que_anima7148
@gamer_que_anima7148 Год назад
In all of the roasts in comments this is the most based lol Bread
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik Год назад
​@@gamer_que_anima7148 based on what though?
@fortcolors9887
@fortcolors9887 Год назад
@@SetuwoKecik on bread, clearly
@gamer_que_anima7148
@gamer_que_anima7148 Год назад
@@SetuwoKecik sometimes i ask myself if it is possible that there is a human unable to understand a simple text, now i have the answer Bread
@gamer_que_anima7148
@gamer_que_anima7148 Год назад
@@fortcolors9887 yes 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Bread
@pepperbird67657
@pepperbird67657 Год назад
I was waiting for it to break on the helmet
@ChimeraWithin
@ChimeraWithin Год назад
Ngl I love watching you do exactly where they say you're supposed to do and there's just that silence to make em feel real silly.
@xcc2legend67
@xcc2legend67 Год назад
pocket knife : watching in the corner
@ryanpowell266
@ryanpowell266 Год назад
My brother in Christ, at this point you're the one keeping collapsible staffs in business.
@kevinsullivan3448
@kevinsullivan3448 Год назад
Oh no, there are plenty of 'gentlemen' who buy these thinking they impress women.
@adradox
@adradox Год назад
Assosciation of party wizards got real silent after this dropped.
@cauallyawsome4761
@cauallyawsome4761 Год назад
fun fact , those are toy staffs used by magicians advertised as "self defence tools"
@loopookoo-bk3nj
@loopookoo-bk3nj 9 месяцев назад
The robber: *wears clothing* Him: damnit 😞
@Captain_Yata
@Captain_Yata Год назад
The "Oh" in the subtitles that you didn't actually say added so much sass to that section and I love it
@Tomyironmane
@Tomyironmane Год назад
"If it's so bad Y don't you hit urself with it??" (Proceeds to do so while deadpanning the camera.) Fucking gold, man.
@Moonhowler89
@Moonhowler89 Год назад
You know what its great for? Turning on the roof mounted projector without climbing a chair xD
@red_phoenix0570
@red_phoenix0570 9 месяцев назад
bought one of these just for fun but ended up using it as a walking stick because i had some severe pain in one of my feet as a kid when walking. It worked really well. even went hiking with it so it was more useful than just for sidewalks. I imagine it worked so well because i was pressing on it vertically, unlike how it would be used for self defense. It broke when i accidentally stepped on it at an angle one time. I kept it as I do with most things. It'll still expand and retract, but the metal is severely cracked and a little deformed in one spot, so it's not really useful anymore. Don't need it anymore anyways, my foot doesn't hurt like it used to.
@KristalBidari
@KristalBidari Год назад
i wanna meet a person who sees that staff and thinks "oh that is an excellent product for self defense".
@dylanlies6925
@dylanlies6925 Год назад
Somebody tell Marcus he’s keeping the lights on at the pocket staff factory, the factory who is making the bot account to argue with Marcus about how he’s wrong 😂
@thc_freebaser
@thc_freebaser Год назад
I'd love to see you do a video talking about the Millwall Brick.
@v1ncevietnam276
@v1ncevietnam276 Год назад
I am not as informed so I am am inclined to ask what is a millwall brick?
@jackdizzy123
@jackdizzy123 Год назад
​@@v1ncevietnam276 Newspaper wrapped around a rock to make a makeshift bludgeon
@mindmaster323
@mindmaster323 9 месяцев назад
I bought one of these a long time ago, not for self defense but because I thought it would be fun to pop open and swing around. It was fun to pop open the first time, but I cut my finger really deep trying to make it small again and never really bothered trying again. They are fun to swing around though.
@n00dles4
@n00dles4 Год назад
subbed because you're reasonable and well-spoken
@sssarc
@sssarc Год назад
In a fight, this seems like it would be equivalent to hitting someone with a roll of wrapping paper
@VelvetMagician
@VelvetMagician Год назад
Reminds me of that expandable metal staff Robin had in the original Teen Titans cartoon
@Brainwave36
@Brainwave36 Год назад
"No, Dude! You're like, doing it wrong!" LOL. Good break down.
@owenjensen7648
@owenjensen7648 Месяц назад
IK he didn't, but I guarantee there'll be people who say he wore padding under the sleeve. 🤦
@Yuh_zhimmy
@Yuh_zhimmy 26 дней назад
There are. And I think they’re mentally unwell.
@javielmapache1917
@javielmapache1917 Год назад
It won't work for self defense as it's a magic trick prop, that's why it breaks easy. Really cool how you made like a slightly more sturdy version that might work :)
@theeviloverlord7320
@theeviloverlord7320 Год назад
no its actually an amazing self defence weapon, the burglars will see it and start uncontrollably laughing, which gives you enough time to kick the groin
@javielmapache1917
@javielmapache1917 Год назад
@@theeviloverlord7320 Lmao
@jobieheiser443
@jobieheiser443 9 месяцев назад
I thought this was like an actual police baton, not a giant paper straw😂😂😂
@JabbaTheMutt
@JabbaTheMutt 9 месяцев назад
Thank you for making this kinda content 🥰🥰🥰
@veradux6374
@veradux6374 Год назад
I think the best way to use one of these weapons is like an unloaded firearm, just use the threat of the weapon to allow yourself to escape, distract, or stall for help.
@austismm
@austismm Год назад
not going to stop a determined attacker and therefore disfunctional for self defense purposes
@cutiefruitytootiepie4093
@cutiefruitytootiepie4093 Год назад
Or you might be able to cut the person because he says I’m wearing long sleeves so I don’t cut myself?
@veradux6374
@veradux6374 Год назад
@@cutiefruitytootiepie4093 Sure, but as soon as the staff loses its structural integrity then the attacker will simply move past the weapon. Plus most people that are planning on hurting you are probably wearing clothes that cover a large amount of skin. Also, when it breaks apart it becomes hard to control so it may be risky to attempt a hit as you don't have the control to hit uncovered flesh accurately, and swinging it wildly has a chance to swing the weapon into yourself.
@AJ-tr5ml
@AJ-tr5ml 9 месяцев назад
Or, here me out, you buy a 38 revolver Compact, low maintenance, simple, and actually effective
@Pem_Pire
@Pem_Pire 9 месяцев назад
I've been on the fence about getting one these for a while now. I know full well that they SUCK when used as a tool of any kind but god damn do they look cool 😭
@stenh.6243
@stenh.6243 Год назад
"Mugging me? Well what do you think of.. THIS!? HAHA, That's right! And I'll give it to you if you kindly leave me alone."
@tonkinesenchill4240
@tonkinesenchill4240 Год назад
Just take a short thick stick with you, I do. It’s easily concealed and you can transition between normal punches and stabbing motions easily and concentrate a lot of force on a hard and very small point.
@ColtonWalker073
@ColtonWalker073 Год назад
Or just carry a gun and there's no need for punching at all!
@toasties3404
@toasties3404 Год назад
​@@ColtonWalker073 the only gun for self defense is the musket just as the founding fathers intended
@jamesmerkel1932
@jamesmerkel1932 9 месяцев назад
​@@toasties3404oh, and canons, and rapid fire rifles because believe it or not they had those back then too. They were just expensive. The founding fathers understood how firearms were going to advance, and an ar15 is less powerful than most average hunting rifles. The entire political argument is ridiculously unfounded in fact and wholly a terror campaign for the stupid.
@jake120007
@jake120007 Год назад
yeah imma stick to open carry laws we have in Texas, no need for a dumb little soda can stick when i can put holes in my attacker.
@dazeen9591
@dazeen9591 Месяц назад
That's why you use a walking stick. There's a whole martial art dedicated to walking sticks.
@commandpost4091
@commandpost4091 Год назад
These people just need to find the telescopic baton. Exponentially better
@FreshNewtype
@FreshNewtype Год назад
The collapsible staff lobby is such a funny background element of your channel.
@thomasparkin259
@thomasparkin259 6 месяцев назад
I assume the people saying these things are effective self-defence weapons are the people selling them.
@TheGreatVandoly
@TheGreatVandoly Месяц назад
The people who say these are good for self defense are the same people who have never been in an actual fight.
@keighne7650
@keighne7650 Год назад
"You're just using it wrong" Tell me exactly how you can fuck up using a stick?
@assassindash1036
@assassindash1036 Год назад
So here's how you use these effectively. Step 1: Expand the staff... Step 2: Throw it at your attacker. Step 3: Discombobulate. Step 4: while they're distracted pull an actual self defense item! Edit: I know some people will think I'm being serious... It's a joke.
@tylisirn
@tylisirn Год назад
Because it's not a stick. A stick is good and functional. This is everything a stick isn't.
@nathanschultz7950
@nathanschultz7950 Год назад
I think the people defending the pocket staffs are just trying to troll you/want more of these shorts because they are funny. No one with a brain would defend these by this point.
@hxL2_elisa
@hxL2_elisa Год назад
markiplier with his plethora of self defense goods has entered the chat:
@Shdw_Rang
@Shdw_Rang Год назад
Its meant for magic show, not self defense.. it used to have red handkerchief, you grab it hiding the staff, and expand it. As the staff expands, handkerchief goes insided of it… i got no idea why these are sold as “self defense tool” these days
@kosc88
@kosc88 Год назад
I wonder how much of those people ever used it for self defense?
@R4ven28
@R4ven28 Год назад
I don't think it's for actual fighting I think it's for intimidating the attacker aka scaring the sh*t out of them
@pedroclaro7822
@pedroclaro7822 Год назад
That could only works as a bluff. Someone sees a person with a staff, they will think twice about messing with them. If you need to use it, just toss it at the attacker and run away :)
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
@JohnnieKirkegaard94 Год назад
who? most people will see a person with a staff and assume they are some idiot weeb who thinks they know martial arts despite clearly not.... you know... knowing martial arts. No criminal will run from a person with a staff tbh.
@pedroclaro7822
@pedroclaro7822 Год назад
@@JohnnieKirkegaard94 I disagree. A person can do great bodily harm with a simple stick. Fear is a great deterrent, as you can see in analyses of robbers - they prey upon weak looking peole
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
@JohnnieKirkegaard94 Год назад
@@pedroclaro7822 oh i never said you cant! Im saying that in our modern world most people who would carry a staff of any kind are people who think its cool and doesnt really know how to use it. A study from 2017 found that people who watch anime but has no skills with typical martial arts weapons would arm themselves for self defense with staves, nunchucks, batons and quite a few other options on almost 50% higher rate than any other person. this means that the first thought when you see someone with a staff is not "uh he/she might be dangerous" but rather "oh this is a easy moron target". This is also backed by multiple of the now turned lawful ex cons who talk about their time as criminals. They would usually laugh at a person armed with some wierd self defense weapon simply because it usually was a sign of poor self defense skill. The chance of them actually being any kind of threat with such a weapon in modern day western world is near 0. Where as a blade in anyones hands is a real danger or a gun. Most of them also do voice the fact that in general being armed isnt a deterrant for most criminals. Sure you will stop the odd oppotunistic criminal who is just trying to steal to survive but you generally wont stop the real criminals because they are better armed and will often gain more from taking you down and stealing your weapon than they would from stealing your wallet. I believe the fraise used was something like "a gun that you can take off a target is just a golden incentive". But back to the less common weapons like staves and sticks and such. Most criminals will never get close enough to you to allow you to use it. They will point their weapons at you and tell you to hand shit over. and pulling out any weapon in that situation just invites them to strike while you are getting your weapon out. Unless you walk around with it on you. Most robberies initiate in about 2-3 seconds and only for the last 1-2 seconds will the target be aware it at all. If we are talking about kidnapping or sexual assault then sure any weapon is better than no weapon but the chance of you getting to use it is close to 0. Its not like you see it in the movies where criminals walk up slowly allowing you to get ready. Usually its pop out knock the person our or pop out and put a weapon at their back. Self defense is only usefull against the shittiest criminals and that is surely better than not being useful against any criminals! but dont kid yourself.
@pedroclaro7822
@pedroclaro7822 Год назад
@@JohnnieKirkegaard94 don’t have to worry about guns here in Portugal, nor in most of Europe. But yeah you do have a point about attacks being sudden. Ig one should deploy the staff preemptively. I walk around with my flashlight on hand whenever I feel uneasy, so it wouldn’t be much different - except the staff would look weird I’d like to see that study about anime watchers please! Also I haven’t seen any of that about excons talking about people looking ridiculous with makeshift weapons. I saw sexual perpetrators explain their reasoning behind a potential victim and it was mainly about their demeanor, and I presumed any sort of weapon would work as a deterrent somewhat. Where did you see thst also? Thanks in advance!
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
@JohnnieKirkegaard94 Год назад
@@pedroclaro7822 I will try to the find a link for you if you can wait a bit i tried to find it through keywords because idont remember the name i will try to find it in my history when i have the time so expect either a new comment or an update here. If you google ex con on self defense you will find loads who talk about it. Mostly american though. Im danish myself so we also dont have any need for this sort of stuff. I do agree that SPECIFICALLY sexual predators its all about finding a target that you can have full control over. But any other kind of crime there simply isnt a need for it. You talk about having weapon out whenever you feel unsafe..... Heres the thing most actual assaults doesnt happen when you feel unsafe. If a person seems on guard (which you usually are when you feel unsafe) then you often wont be targeted. So unless you have some sort of divine sense... you simply wont know when someone will corner you on the street. If you have ever seen how pickpocketing works... i can tell you most criminals function similarly. They are masters at not letting you know whats going on until its too late. Sure you might be well skilled at reading such things but then you are again not the common average person. Much more than arming yourself.... The best defense is knowing how to not get into those situations by either being aware of how those things work and by not being an easily jumped target. Really quick at the end you changed the conversation to being improvised or makeshift weapons. Thats not what i said! I said weapons like nunchucks, staves or other similarly martial arts like weapons. These weapons are MOSTLY wielded by idiots who think they are ninjas or try to seem cool. Most people who are serious about self defense and know how to deal with it usually carry things like pepper spray, knuckles, tasers, knives or pop out batons . These make up (other than guns) the vast majority of self defense weapons. the pop out baton is unfortunately one of those weapons that are wielded by both idiots and well trained people :P The 2 most effective self defense tools however are flashlights and whistles.
@TheHitman644
@TheHitman644 Год назад
They kept selling Non-lethal BS to people who known nothing about self defense. xD
@DrCarlBooze
@DrCarlBooze Год назад
It is not for self defense it is for a magic act
@brickyrobot8932
@brickyrobot8932 4 месяца назад
Literally a tape measure with no plastic housing. I'd have more trouble defending my viewpoints than my personal safety.
@TimeDutchess
@TimeDutchess Год назад
"This is the size that can just easily fit in your pocket now." All the girls: What pockets?😤
@nikopaseman7147
@nikopaseman7147 Год назад
5.11 brand women's pants do. And probably others, too. It's the choice to go for fashion over function that results in not having pockets.
@TimusOminere
@TimusOminere 9 месяцев назад
Best self-defence tool? Be a fast runner.
@TimusOminere
@TimusOminere 9 месяцев назад
@@vermark8719 Or tank.
@ruthhammon6610
@ruthhammon6610 Год назад
"It can easily fit in your pocket now." No it won't man. No it won't. #Girlproblems. and yes. I just did a quirky hashtag.
@gitman3486
@gitman3486 Год назад
you can carry a handbag tho, which can fit all sorts of self defence goodies in it
@ruthhammon6610
@ruthhammon6610 Год назад
@@gitman3486 I wouldn't have time to get it out if they were coming at me, but I see your point
@henryhere
@henryhere 10 месяцев назад
Listen people, If you need a self defense item to fit in your pocket, just get like, a knife or something. Surely you've heard of the whole thing about knives that fit in your pocket called pocketknives, they're very convenient and very practical.
@The_Keeper
@The_Keeper Год назад
They *ARE* great for self defense; You whip it out, then run away while the attacker is incapacitated from laughing so hard.
@eldepe6556
@eldepe6556 Год назад
People using these staffs for self defense are speed running getting shanked 100 times
@lowdencraft5085
@lowdencraft5085 Год назад
I honestly think products like these are more of a scare factor,if you're confident and have a "weapon" most robbers/muggers will run
@SuperAgua
@SuperAgua Год назад
If that weapon is a gun then yes. But this is a kids toy.
@shadowlord1418
@shadowlord1418 Год назад
Unless its a crackhead they arent scared of god or taxes
@MEDUSAvsSHOE
@MEDUSAvsSHOE Год назад
You've revealed the weakness in every cardboard wrapping tube swordfight.
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