Come Get These Ancient Grains (MBMBAM 502) 

The peals of Griffin's laughter after Justin says "American Psycho 2: The Squeakquel" are beacons of light in these dark times

"Ancient grains ready to rip, ready to turn that beautiful sugar into carbon dioxide and crank that bread up to its maximum fluffy potential." God I would love to attend a cooking class taught by Justin.

If someone walked up to me in a bar and and said what Travis said at 6:58 my clothes would already be off

I don’t think Travis really has a sourdough starter

just say “can I get your number? no hetero.”

That was such a bad 3 second rendition of drops of Jupiter that I thought that I misremembered which song that was

5:50 Jokes on you Justin, there is an American Psycho 2 starring Mila Kunis. And it's very bad, do not watch it.

Maybe ask if they want to help set up a group text with other people in the class, whether you know anyone else in the class? If not, turn it so you just get their number, and if they do want to help or you already know someone else, then you've got multiple people to help. Aaaand then Griffin said to do just that. Oh well.

Bruh just ask for an email address instead esp if it's for school!! Emails are so formal, they'd never get the wrong idea lmao

Just get a Google Voice number.

Why does this sound like it was recorded before instant messaging existed?