Comebacks For Pick Up Lines 🔥 [ Anti Pick Up Lines For Girls ] 

Boy: If I can rearrange the alphabet, i will put U and I together. Me: Why do you need to rearrange it when N and O are already together? 😎🍀~

“Can I buy you a drink?” “Go ahead, but only if you but my boyfriend one too!” “Of course I’m gonna buy myself a drink too? ;)”

I love how it's savage comebacks + chill dancing music-

I was literally watching the rearrange alphabet in a flirty video and savage answer here

Savage like Agust d 🤣🤣💜

Boy: what do you do for living? Me: breathing

These lines are really savage But...I feel sad for those who got hit by these lines just bcoz they tried confessing their feelings ☹️

"can i stay by your side forever?" "yeah sure but only if my bf dosent mind " OR "uh....sorry but i have no plans of wasting my life sitting near trash"

I love watching this when I know no one will ever say pickup lines to me LMAO

Boy : is this seat empty? Girl : yes,and this one will be if you sit down... Boy : That's what I wanted...😎

One more thing you can say: Guy: I love you Girl: Yeah, i know. I love myself too.

If a boy gave me a gift i would just be confused asf and walk away😭😂

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: Are you calling me the devil?

someone: i love you me: sorry but i am in relation ship with my latest attitude

"bullies : savage huh it's not going to help you Me : (chukles) god was pleased by me that's why he blessed me with savageness and you with idiotness" -by me

"sorry i dont accept you" me: sorry, i don't want someone who doesn't accept me as who i am, i am me, i won't try to impress you, that's just the way i am😇✌🚶‍♀️ lmao yeah thats not a comeback i spoke facts girls

"is this seat empty?" "no, molecules are sitting there." 👁👄👁

Basically Boy: *building confidence to ask her out and didn't do anything wrong, and after a long time he finally confesses* Girl: sorry I don't date bullshit

I literally loved them , THE BEST

Masterpiece

This video: -exists- Me, an asexual: *ah, yes, it's perfect!*

1:12 i would say "I like the alphabet the way it is, N & O are together"

BOY: Hi, I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a beautiful face like yours! GIRL: Oh! I'm a plastic surgeon, and I've been looking for a face like YOURS! >:) ME: I can't- 🤣

Gold Diggers: My ego and self esteem has been blessed! Now I shall emerge from the shadows once again with Josh’s credit card.

Yay I am not JIMIN todayyyyy. Pls a heart 🥺 from the queen/king

for any girls wondering, as i guy i can confirm: *when someones says “i looked up beautiful in the thesaurus and ur name was included” its a compliment, not flirting*

Boy: I want to give myself to you. Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts Boy: So, you are trying to tell that I am way better than you *Boy rocks * *Girl shocks*

💜💜💜💜💜 Can I get a heart?

Thumbnail : *Boy : I want to give myself to you* Me : *PLEASE COME IM SO SINGLE*

I've been laughing to every quotes you've got🤣🤣 it's pretty savage

bro i feel so bad for ppl who these anti lines are used on they just tryna express themselfs and shit heads use this shit on them its crazy how ppl dont notice how hurtful stuff can be

💗💗💗The day I was saw your video first time then it's become my favorite channel 💖💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊

Person: What do you do for living? YOU: I breathe, Duh

I just love it 😍😍😍 Amazing super savage Best quotes ever

DAMN!!! I USED ONE TOO... BOY : I LOVE YOU ME : OH, NICE I LOVE ME TOO

Heyyy love your videos! Ig I'm fourth for third time in the row!!! Keep making cool videos!

A simple back and forth for girls and boys. All in the spirit of fun !!

Hyyy hyyyy Prisoner U don't know whenever I see ur notification me like......... Bruh I can't convenience u🥺.................. Love u yrrrr everytime ur video just hit me yrr😂 Aacha hindi aati h aapko ????

Me: watching this Also me: gonna use this ALSO ME : AFTER SOMETIME FORGET EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂😂

How to be a baddie Grrr

I could never be this mean :( but they were great haha

Honestly you would be a really nasty person to use any of these lmao

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1:44 You can also say "Actually, I climbed up from hell"

Boy: He- me: I'm Muslim with a hatred of pure ugliness of heart, soul, and mind Boy: oof- Must be hard living with yourself ay? me: OOHHHHHH- so you're superhuman and can see through my mind heart and soul, or just plain stoopid... CHOOSE ONE boy:Good enough insult for a girl me: Shit im outta stale insults for your miniscule brain to UNDERSTAND boy: I hate you! me: THEN GET ADDA MAH FACE! true story btw

Boy: "I love you" Me: Sorry I'm an anti-romantic~

Boy: i love you Girl: what a coinsedence, i love myself too😉

Boy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts Comeback: Oh really? And here I thought beggars can't be choosers

Too savage hmm..... Just being like me...... I am also a savage person.... 😏😏😏😏

My Brain 10 minutes in vid:"Im just gonna read the colored words.. Yea!" My brain after the whole vid: *"That made no sense."*

Boy: but I don't know your name Me:Great *walks away*

That's just savage and mean, getting rejected feels like shit

i have a friend who is the most popular/crushed on person in our grade- it's honestly terrifying. i send them videos like this routinely and yesterday was the best moment of the year for me, when she was asked out by the most annoying yet popular guy in the year level (incredibly narcissistic, but still somehow popular)- it went like this- '[her name], can i tell you something?' 'sure, what is it?' 'i've liked you for a very long time... will you be my gir-' [she coughs loudly] 'sorry, what was that?' 'will you be my g-' [violent coughing] 'sorry, can you repeat again?' 'please be my-' [coughing fit] '...do you need a Ventolin?' [stops coughing, looks straight into his eyes] 'sorry, i'm allergic to narcissists' *d i e d l a u g h i n g.*

Savage 😎😎

these quotes are on fire🔥💥💯

omg wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww couldnt stop laughing

0:47 boy: I love you girl: sorry i'm allergic to bullshit also boy: ok boomer

boy:if i can rearrange the alphabet i'd put U,I together me:if i can rearrange the alphabet i'd put D,I,E together! boy: if you marry me i'll make sure you will be the happiest woman in the world. Me: Oh, don't worry ! I'm happy enough, I can make myself happy with my bestie, i don't need you to RUIN my life

Here's one: boy: i like you.. Girl: I'm lesbian 😀

thats toxic... Im a girl but its kinda rude.

Ima use this on my friend who's crushing on me- heHe

Boy: 'Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?' Me: 'Sorry, i don't believe in bullshit called love.' Lmao i just stated some facts- 😂😂

1:12 "I don't even need to rearrange the alphabets n and o are already together" I prefer this

bold of u to assume I’m sTrAiGht

I'm dying of cringe right now

Savage like suga Any army here?

SAVAGE LIKE SUGA😎

Me being a girl: lol savage Boy probably be like: dude wtf

These are savage- I love them-

It sounds more like ego lines

This gives me Min Yoongi vibes

The channel’s scenarios and my scenarios! Boy: “Can I stay by your side forever?” Me: “Only if you’re on Pluto and I’m in a galaxy far far away” Boy: “I can see forever in your eyes.” Me: “Honey who lied to you?” Or “You’re funny, kasi walang forever haha” Boy: “I love you.” Me: “Well that’s anticlimactic.” Boy: “Do you like poetry?” Me: “Yes, here’s my own: roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one’s for you!” Boy: “Where do I go without you?” Me: “Out the door.” Or “Anywhere but where I am.” Boy: “Where are you?” Me: “Someplace where you don’t exist” Boy: “My heart’s for you.” Me: “Wow, my heart’s for my lovely parents.” Or “Gimme it, let me crack it.” Me: “Hey, let’s play a game! We’ll say c-words describing each other. Boy: “Sure. I’ll start. You’re cute.” Me: “Kay, my turn! You’re cringe.” Boy: “Is this seat empty?” Me: “Yeah, a ghost’s sitting on it, and my feet are, too.” Boy: “My heart beats out of my chest with you.” Me: “My soul is dead and outside of my body just looking at you.” Boy: “I bet you’d look pretty without your clothes.” Me: “Oh? You wanna see the organs? The bones? The muscles? The scars? ,’:)” Boy: “You are the world to me.” Me: “You are an insignificant speck of dust to me.”

1:31, the best line that guy could reply back with is, ''of course i would! i was anyway planning to buy myself a drink, but now that you told me to buy one, i will of course buy it, sweetheart~''

R.I.P. those boys uwu

Savage like Min Yoongi

Boy:I love you 💕 Girl:I love me too😊

If only I had a reason to say this 😭

Omg these are such baddi come backs 🖤💀💀🤨👹🖤👹🤞🤞

Video: “Boy: I love you” Me: What kind of boy just walks up to someone to say that they love them, like if I’m being honest nobody does that unless they’re weird and/or have no one to talk to and they want to annoy you. But besides that, why would anyone do that, it’s so… *c r i n g e*

I’ll be use if these thank you

That's kinda rude

Why is this shit in my recommended

so savage uwu!!!!!!

All genders can use theese :V

there Guy:did you fall from heaven?did it hurt? me:YEAH NO,I CRAWLED UP FROM HELL

Hii

0:43 is the best

Girl:”sorry i’m allergic to bullshi!t.” Me:oh so you hate your self?

Pls imagine an 9 year old watching these and use it at school 💀

Woooooow

0:55 *yes* .

boy : i'd do anything you want! me: really?anything i told you to? alright, then go away from me!! you said you will do anything i want,then i want you to disappear

Savage!

LOL

Guy:*pick up line* Me: I'm Gay

If people have come to a point to actually use these and be so toxic then tough luck for them to keep a friend or a partner

May the god forgive you, because i won't. Also more than half of pick up lines here are cancerous af

I remember suga

It seems like this boy is just trying to be nice or is it me

Someone: What do you do for a living? Me: simp for anime characters, play danganronpa and minecraft and eat cinnamon rolls