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Comedian CP - NEVER Ask Your Wife What's Wrong 

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#ComedianCP on being married, passive aggressive people, and not being able to have fun after 2:30am.
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Комментарии : 181   
@larrystandifer4327
@larrystandifer4327 2 года назад
In 10 years of marriage I have never let my wife catch me having fun without her. 🤣🤣🤣
@nezabytes
@nezabytes Год назад
I found that out halfway through college...no lie!
@mecochandler5256
@mecochandler5256 2 года назад
"oooooh.... she almost caught me having fun"..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kishalashawn5542
@kishalashawn5542 2 года назад
Seeing CP perform for a white audience is weird. He’s so proper & calm. 😂
@sagesimply9742
@sagesimply9742 2 года назад
ok so its not just me
@vision3213
@vision3213 2 года назад
He needs to come up with something else, Kevin hart literally already has a comedy bit like this
@jorgemarentes3436
@jorgemarentes3436 2 года назад
@@vision3213 Chappelle and chip
@dannyboimcnair5869
@dannyboimcnair5869 2 года назад
Hi Kisha you from Midwest?
@kishalashawn5542
@kishalashawn5542 2 года назад
@@dannyboimcnair5869 nope, Atlanta
@jamelconley1841
@jamelconley1841 2 года назад
My friend Dan “They Match” 😂😂😂
@BrittanyRenee219
@BrittanyRenee219 2 года назад
I DIED LMAO
@basictruth11-09
@basictruth11-09 2 года назад
This was hilarious and his delivery was on point. Love how he assisted my only the punchlines, but his demeanor to fit the crowd!! That's what great performers do
@bobbybebrave4756
@bobbybebrave4756 2 года назад
Cp can entertain any crowd lol!!! my favorite stand up comedian
@beebeetee2926
@beebeetee2926 2 года назад
"I've been with you since 9:30." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kareemjohnson8059
@kareemjohnson8059 2 года назад
His recovery game is sick..dude can take u out to sea but bring u right back to shore lol 😆 gotta luv it!
@deeluu7560
@deeluu7560 2 года назад
"I just ordered a pizza to my license plate!" 🤣
@CesarGonzalez-zj7fm
@CesarGonzalez-zj7fm 2 года назад
“…so i hit a tree”
@scottduke9713
@scottduke9713 2 года назад
Master character creator and story teller. One of few deep comics left
@iCGreen_
@iCGreen_ 2 года назад
That was a GOLDEN SET CP👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 long way from AllDef
@mitchismeech
@mitchismeech 2 года назад
Perfect set ! CP got some versatility
@LaidBackLofiRadio
@LaidBackLofiRadio Год назад
Great stuff, been following CP since 2019, funny guy!🤣
@PFrenchi
@PFrenchi 2 года назад
He’s a smoothie 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@philsmith8306
@philsmith8306 2 года назад
"I just ordered a pizza to my license plate" 😆😆😆
@LLO227
@LLO227 2 года назад
Ordered pizza to the license plate 🍽
@truthseeker139
@truthseeker139 2 года назад
Making Detroit shine. Great set!
@rastapickney7794
@rastapickney7794 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "she almost caught me having fun"
@davidomegaphelps4075
@davidomegaphelps4075 2 года назад
Kevin hart
@beatgeekmuzic
@beatgeekmuzic 2 года назад
He's a smoothie 😂😂😂😂😭😭
@stacylarge5636
@stacylarge5636 2 года назад
That made me laugh aggressively great ending
@revampnation9492
@revampnation9492 2 года назад
Glad to see all the new comers to CP’s stuff. Y’all should go check some of the older stuff.. too funny
@inthemirror192
@inthemirror192 2 года назад
I love when the medicine's in the candy. Message!😂😉
@BrittanyRenee219
@BrittanyRenee219 2 года назад
CP is freaking hilarious !
@manifeststations
@manifeststations 2 года назад
CP Is Getting Even Better! Wow 💪🏾💯👏🏾
@JimmDogg76
@JimmDogg76 2 года назад
That's a good set. Funny dude.
@MangoBums
@MangoBums 2 года назад
wow crowd underappreciated him. good stuff cp!
@pherm1056
@pherm1056 2 года назад
This set was great
@Andu_music
@Andu_music Год назад
I love CP. so entertaining
@cmel8630
@cmel8630 2 года назад
The Great CP!! Keep, keeping it 💯 Peace and Continued Blessings
@todo8328
@todo8328 Год назад
This is the best response I’ve seen from a Just for Laughs crowd. Nice one CP
@NdigoDavalos
@NdigoDavalos Месяц назад
I don’t make her hunch like that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 CP never d isappoints😂😂😂😂😂❤
@romtownraider
@romtownraider 2 года назад
CP on that crowd werk,you good out here primo!!
@JustineEllushon
@JustineEllushon 8 месяцев назад
"this is the only way....." 🤣🤣🤣 thinking back to those times when I was like "he better be dead, he BETTER be dead..." LMAO
@westwardpomonagyrl4358
@westwardpomonagyrl4358 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣CP’s a fool
@curtcomedy4661
@curtcomedy4661 2 года назад
When CP start talking so proper
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmw
I love watching CP
@garagegorilla5x5
@garagegorilla5x5 2 года назад
All she's gonna say is nothing and wait til you're trying to sleep to argue about it anyway
@TheBenedict99
@TheBenedict99 2 года назад
Hilarious I was in tears
@linestolife10
@linestolife10 2 года назад
@comediancp i see you polished that joke all the way tf up. good stuff bro. fand out
@TheGuytoncurtis
@TheGuytoncurtis 2 года назад
Good work CP!! ✊🏽
@sachamusica1
@sachamusica1 2 года назад
Not ordering a pizza to your license plate😭😭😭😭
@johneybishop4946
@johneybishop4946 2 года назад
Exxxcccccelllllent job CP
@redeemed3202
@redeemed3202 2 года назад
You got it bro💪🏽 good job. CityLyfe
@PlanetJigobotTV
@PlanetJigobotTV 2 года назад
CP is Hilarious!
@JustineEllushon
@JustineEllushon 8 месяцев назад
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh I screamed the entire video lmaooooooooooooo
@spacetimeworm
@spacetimeworm 2 года назад
This guy's pretty good! ☝️♥️
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 2 года назад
I’ve been with you since 930🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 5 месяцев назад
Still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thadon1145
@thadon1145 2 года назад
A smoothie 😂😂
@peachbellini2615
@peachbellini2615 2 года назад
You know damn good and well her ass would've just moved the snowmobile herself and went to the bake sale ..lol
@chumps7974
@chumps7974 2 года назад
She still would have been a bit salty about having to move it. Lol
@stryfetc1471
@stryfetc1471 Год назад
Dan probably had the key
@jedeyeimmaculate9627
@jedeyeimmaculate9627 2 года назад
Well written and performed material sir. Very surprised I never heard of him!
@2gritty
@2gritty 2 года назад
look him up on all def digital
@luhhmar4015
@luhhmar4015 2 года назад
Watch him on “roast me” also on all def digital
@kennygwalk5328
@kennygwalk5328 Год назад
Type in keep your distance CP. Another great Written and performed piece
@jusamakeover
@jusamakeover 2 года назад
COMEDIC GENIUS
@rickfurey74
@rickfurey74 2 года назад
Big facts G
@Eyanlayers
@Eyanlayers 2 года назад
This dude got it.!! Well done CP. Well done brotha. well done.
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 года назад
Facts🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
@powshadowzable
@powshadowzable 2 года назад
I ain't walking on egg shells for no shawty. So I can partially relate
@SaleemAli-ke4ro
@SaleemAli-ke4ro 2 года назад
Hilarious 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@blaine0137
@blaine0137 Год назад
God i love cp
@deborahwinter5018
@deborahwinter5018 2 года назад
Hilarious!
@theothereyewitness
@theothereyewitness 2 года назад
Cp is crasy😁
@TORULEZ10
@TORULEZ10 2 года назад
The only thing I missed from the bit is the song CP said his friend was singing lol.
@Gunshiner
@Gunshiner 2 года назад
Hilarious!!
@eliasreyes7930
@eliasreyes7930 2 года назад
👑 CP 👑
@P8N420
@P8N420 11 месяцев назад
Ordered a pizza to the license plate lol mannn
@Parodyst1
@Parodyst1 2 года назад
Yikes! That is a sad situation
@QuatermassMan
@QuatermassMan 2 года назад
I'd love to see a female comedian talk about how she's scared to go home from having fun. I don't think I've ever seen that. 🤔
@slaymarie_rdh_ntraining
@slaymarie_rdh_ntraining 2 года назад
It’s crazy cause I Totally get on that situation sometimes
@talknheadz
@talknheadz 2 года назад
And you never will. Theyre perfect
@369pendulum
@369pendulum 2 года назад
Now that would be some dark ass hilarious shit! But let me know when you find that because I ain't watching this
@nonicknamethethird2132
@nonicknamethethird2132 2 года назад
I ordered a pizza to my license plate 😂😂😂 Detroit
@lisajefferson6757
@lisajefferson6757 2 года назад
😆😆DEETRROIITT!
@cieralashay1921
@cieralashay1921 2 года назад
We out here.
@RJNumber45
@RJNumber45 2 года назад
This guy is pretty good
@BlaccCeaza
@BlaccCeaza 2 года назад
Didn't know cp had jokes shit was cool👍🏿
@kennygwalk5328
@kennygwalk5328 2 года назад
Oh yeah, type his name in and stand up. He has around 6 sets on youtube
@redefineapparel1294
@redefineapparel1294 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂cp is a fool
@Life_Chronicles91
@Life_Chronicles91 2 года назад
That first joke is Kevin hearts joke
@Druzier
@Druzier 2 года назад
He took it to a while nother level though! 😂😂😂
@jerrongarner5328
@jerrongarner5328 2 года назад
I hear a rerock!
@BrianAlexander25
@BrianAlexander25 2 года назад
My "black" wife be having white problems with me. Like when I forget to get oatmilk instead of regular milk in her Starbucks iced coffee
@GrilledCheeseKiller
@GrilledCheeseKiller 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@RonnieRon
@RonnieRon 2 года назад
🤣
@redefineapparel9140
@redefineapparel9140 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@RaulHernandez-tv7dj
@RaulHernandez-tv7dj 2 года назад
Lol
@FreeMiguelGee
@FreeMiguelGee 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jbsmm
@jbsmm 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@keonnewilliams9511
@keonnewilliams9511 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@HUNTENT247
@HUNTENT247 2 года назад
Never have a wife.
@TP-xy2ms
@TP-xy2ms 2 года назад
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Zaymane808
@Zaymane808 2 года назад
Crowd was dead asf😒
@bmgtheperformer
@bmgtheperformer 2 года назад
HahahHaha
@queenelizabee7246
@queenelizabee7246 2 года назад
so at what point did you realize this was a lie? 😂😂
@elizabethanderson5421
@elizabethanderson5421 2 года назад
Kevin Hart did a similar joke in one of his stand ups
@reikwestphilly1599
@reikwestphilly1599 2 года назад
I was thinking the same thing
@clevelandwilliam1
@clevelandwilliam1 2 года назад
Every married black comedian has a similar set
@datdrink3300
@datdrink3300 2 года назад
Fact but lol but that’s real life spit tho lol
@LilCrashOutFr
@LilCrashOutFr 2 года назад
Exact same, even the “I gotta shut gun down” part lmaooo
@chanceluck6797
@chanceluck6797 2 года назад
Uh..kinda sounded like Kevin hart's joke
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 2 года назад
I’ve always been a loner so going out with my friends has never been a thing I liked doing. Some of the material seems a little dated. It’s good for sure and I like it just needs a tweak. “They match” that was great!!
@haverty927
@haverty927 2 года назад
Na he was spot on bro😂
@aceboogie1376
@aceboogie1376 2 года назад
"Some of the materal seems a little dated" coming from a self-professed loner? Lol your experience isn't universal, white guy. "It just needs a tweak" How does a life experience turned into a comedy set need a "tweak" in order for it to be more relatable to you? Stop anchoring yourself to your fictions. The completely unaware cheek of this comment lol.
@jamaljohnson3199
@jamaljohnson3199 2 года назад
Damn I tell decide if Cp does watch Kevin hart or he doesn’t
@kareemfate8314
@kareemfate8314 Год назад
Right it was the same jokes for the most part
@sunittechjourney9640
@sunittechjourney9640 Год назад
This is not how he talks in alldef loool.
@mirandahardy4202
@mirandahardy4202 2 года назад
Your miss factor is very low- you’re starting to reach that status. King of comedy sounds real good on you. Saw your show on HBO cp is really out here. He’s funny for real even in a role!
@noreasons6709
@noreasons6709 Год назад
Cp
@jmuck231
@jmuck231 2 года назад
Another case to not get married
@versatilethearcane
@versatilethearcane 2 года назад
Am I tripping or was that first joke stolen from Kevin Hart
@annak706
@annak706 Год назад
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
@shamoney992
@shamoney992 2 года назад
Idk what women is ok with their man going to the strip club. An what man thinks they going to be ok after getting home from the strip club knowing they women knows he was at the strip club unless he really works there.
@bryongunn6191
@bryongunn6191 2 года назад
I heard this before from another dude
@twill191
@twill191 2 года назад
I've always hated these, my wife runs the house, jokes. Pretty lame to me 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
@c.a.bcatchabody5147
@c.a.bcatchabody5147 Год назад
Dumb asf 930 CP never stop bro I hate I seen this sooo late
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