Comedian Josh Johnson on What To Expect From Men

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Josh Johnson is hysterical. The comedian shares the three things a woman can expect from a man...except, it's really only two of the three.
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@confetti2010 3 месяца назад

I’m 51 and those options are pretty accurate 😂😂😂

@devilsephiroth9000 3 месяца назад

I have all 3, but I'm gay. ❤ But Good luck tho ladies!

@marywood2865 3 месяца назад

@@devilsephiroth9000 Isn't that always the way! Lol

@naturalbeautee6530 3 месяца назад

For Real!!! I'm 52 and I completely agree!

@iheartjayde Месяц назад

you are not no 51 mama you look gooddd 💗🙏🏾

@mariosantiago6886 4 дня назад

@devilsephiroth9000 can't be a good person and be gay. If your sick is willingly touched by another male. Doesn't make it good anymore.

@phyllisrussell299 2 месяца назад

I’m upset that he has me contemplating which two. 😂😂😂

@moviegal6000 10 дней назад

girl same! The stress! lmfao

@eshblue4790 День назад

😂😂😂 so true

@saphire2214 Год назад

The bar is in hell 😭

@o_m8717 3 месяца назад

😂😂

@fndtay100 3 месяца назад

why you say that? looks like he's saying you can't have it all which is very true

@saphire2214 3 месяца назад

@@fndtay100 All the men I've been with, have had all 3 of his stated requirements. Those 3 requirements are the bare minimum, not the bar.

@fndtay100 3 месяца назад

@@saphire2214 ok ma'am, some women are so full of it😂😂

@DefaultName-du3kr 3 месяца назад

@@saphire2214 Average man will not have all 3, that's the point of the bit.

@latishataylor611 2 месяца назад

Love Josh

@TCt83067695 Год назад

The man always rocking a new and bangin hairstyle

@Henriquezblu 22 дня назад

He’s so funny 😆

@Jeff_isAverage Год назад

Well i think it's a good time for me to be a good person and start getting my shit together

@Iamhere829 Год назад

Lol yea hon you do that ❤

@aaronmontgomery2055 Год назад

realization every single girl i've been with has called me not a good person, but hey I've got my shit together at least and they coming back.

@prodigykitty3614 Год назад

😂

@PacificMoceans Год назад

😂😂😂

@SauceSosa_214Tx Год назад

@@PacificMoceanshey miss you are looking beautiful how are you 😉

@mkatseal Год назад

Josh Johnson is a good person and from what I'm seeing successful so I guess that leaves one option left 😂

@gravitatingawaytv Год назад

🤣😂

@Minniedey 6 месяцев назад

Damn 🤦🏾‍♀️

@celestialnubian 6 месяцев назад

Are you sure? For all you know he could be out here breaking h0es en masse.

@KnowYourQuestion 5 месяцев назад

If you listen to JJ's podcast, you know that chaos FINDS him. I choose to believe this means his sh*t is NOT together. So....

@rondarobbins7194 3 месяца назад

I'm cracking up, I hope he sees this LMBO

@MightyGreenLantern17 Год назад

That bit was really funny when I first heard it, but the more I think about it, it is a pretty fair standard in terms of nobody being perfect

@KiraAsakura14 10 месяцев назад

Right! This is so real, but to be more accurate there's 3/3 out there they're just very rare and even worse also often unavailable for one reason or another.

@Day2Night_ 9 месяцев назад

No way you said this. Do you seriously think it’s reasonable to pick between 3 very important needs in a relationship? Have some standards

@MightyGreenLantern17 9 месяцев назад

@@Day2Night_ a lot of people have a lot of flaws, so depending on the situation, yes it is fair. Have some reality

@refillz5281 9 месяцев назад

Yes it is fair, considering woman get be significantly less of an individual @Day2Night_

@aluardghirmai5010 6 месяцев назад

@@KiraAsakura14maybe they’ve grown to be 3/3 and someone was cool 2/3 and they just grew from there

@NiceLadyCincy 4 месяца назад

You just revealed Dude Secret #1. Women know this but we keep hoping for the trifecta.

@feleciaclemons5074 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

@angelasims7377 2 месяца назад

He ain't lying!💯

@tanitrarobinson7477 Месяц назад

NOT 1 LIE TOLD lol

@jodiburnett6211 3 месяца назад

FACTS! “Who Do You Think You’re Dealing With?”

@annabellehe4307 Год назад

The way he pauses after he say "ok" like he's psyching himself up

@OvettaSampson 2 месяца назад

I’m setting my goals higher I need all three!

@ItsChristyLove 3 месяца назад

As I think back over my life, you're definitely right...and some only had ONE out of three (when I was too young to know better)! 😂😅😂

@tanitrarobinson7477 Месяц назад

Lol lol ok!!! Good d & bad credit lol

@paulziiee 4 месяца назад

side note, that moustache and goatee combo is looking kinda nice on him

@No1sphool73 2 месяца назад

And his hair I looked at old video and this is his best look

@arabang686 2 месяца назад

Josh is the most normal guy and I love him for it😂😭

@adaj472 Год назад

On one hand, it’s a commentary on not expecting perfection. On the other, it’s a joke that while no one is perfect, it’s weak to use that as an excuse not to improve. 2 things true at the same time, which is why it’s a good joke.

@SixFeetRabbit 3 месяца назад

Still to this day, it's one of his timeless bits. I still show it to people struggling to date

@eyekandy3000 2 месяца назад

This is the best advice I’ve ever heard. If you ever find three out of three girls marry them. Two out of three you try to work around what you can, but one out of three? Run!

@metaLungiez 2 месяца назад

Does that mean cheating on him with someone with "good dick"?

@unrecordable 11 месяцев назад

All it took was for Josh to say OK and I was already laughing.

@ydzi7537 Год назад

His delivery made this funny.

@emjay313 7 месяцев назад

I’ll take a good person who is successful any day.

@cassidydonshae398 5 месяцев назад

He aint lying

@kycheleboone3606 3 месяца назад

This is the joke where I first saw him and consequently fell in love. This advice was so accurate I now...at my big age...follow it wholeheartedly. I WISH I had the guidance from my elders when I was young so that I could prevent all the nonsense I experienced throughout my life smh He's so wise!

@wayne47able Месяц назад

So my question is... which of the 2 you picking lol😂

@kycheleboone3606 Месяц назад

@@wayne47able ohhh...I choose me. I left men alone as I just don't care to give it any energy.

@Imallsmiles85 2 месяца назад

He is so funny 😂

@thefistedwafflez6449 2 года назад

he aint wrong 🤷

@tnt3929 2 года назад

He is correct!

@SabrinaRina Год назад

Nope. I still sometimes miss this guy trying to get a business going, but it just was terrible, he couldn't stay motivated enough to get out and keep up with his clients. Now that I think about it... did he give up being a nice person to be professional... or by no longer offering it up, does that still only count as 2/3 despite the ability being there? Inquiring minds... me, I wanna know.

@debbiewilliams151 3 месяца назад

Right ❤

@1Faith71 5 месяцев назад

And he delivered it with a straight face like he was saying, "yeah I like that movie"

@melriquajackson8480 Год назад

He's a handsome guy

@sparklesp9304 3 месяца назад

They both are, but quirky.

@sarantoure7233 3 месяца назад

The first time I saw him I thought it was a woman

@elsagreen1476 3 месяца назад

He's real pretty

@melriquajackson8480 3 месяца назад

@@sarantoure7233 we all did until he grew that hair out….kinda😂

@purplelove010 3 месяца назад

I thought I was the only one who thought he was handsome

@yusufhousini Год назад

I’m a good person and I really have my shit together

@nadiab8254 2 месяца назад

I'll take you!

@clarity2974 3 месяца назад

Now if we can get men to only expect two good qualities from women

@theorderofthebees7308 Год назад

I can’t with Josh 😂

@l.a7710 2 месяца назад

Yep. as a divorced female. Yep he is right

@nukeman444 3 месяца назад

Josh is obviously a good person, he's getting his stuff together, you do the math 😅

@essencejackson8123 3 месяца назад

Well in my opinion he is too cute not to have good dick... hopefully he has all three❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊

@evilkitty1994 3 месяца назад

He's a comedian which means he's poor even if successful. He might still be good in bed.

@lynngallagher7456 3 месяца назад

I just watched you back to back for the last couple hours. I just discovered you on RU-vid! You are hilarious number one and secondly, you’re adorable and you need to be in a movie or have your own show! I hope that happens for you you are brilliant and talented young man.

@EbonyLPorter 9 месяцев назад

I am HOLLERING! Really trying to figure out which two are for me!😂😂

@rooting4west379 3 месяца назад

Man!!! The good D is a must!!! Nonnegotiable. But that good person and got ur shit together is rough! 😂😂😂 I will have to take "Good Person" for $200 Alex. I can work with him not really having his shit together. But we can only do the situationship thing. Marriage is off the table, and I definitely won't be living with him.

@feleciaclemons5074 3 месяца назад

You know damn well!!!!😂 The first will let the other 2 slide!!!😂😂😂😂

@damontate8932 9 месяцев назад

Ok... Well, once I get my sh** together, I'll be a mf'n unicorn out here. Lol. 🤷🏽‍♂️🦄

@theanonymoushelpline7248 8 месяцев назад

Lol Periodt

@Rissarenee-d3j 5 месяцев назад

Lmao

@hiendarinenkoray 4 месяца назад

the dick will get sad by then

@MsAnderson611 2 месяца назад

No lies told 🤷🏾‍♀️

@misterbobby8913 Год назад

Damn, as a man, He Ain't Wrong, choose wisely ladies 🤣

@crystalsherman8896 3 месяца назад

That says a lot about you men and how most of ya'll aren't ish

@bethanychatman9531 3 месяца назад

That's pathetic.

@nukeman444 3 месяца назад

It's not that serious guys, it's just a good joke with some truth to it. Most guys are actually like 2 1/2

@prestonsims1675 3 месяца назад

I'm in love with Josh

@RealMerryMary 2 месяца назад

I pick the last two

@Zahrainnit 3 месяца назад

Seeing him sitting he looks totally different - hotter - bigger....

@lilone11586 Месяц назад

Simmer down… 😅

@jayeell1253 2 месяца назад

LOGIC

@arielleweiner 3 месяца назад

I got all 3 🎉

@clarngundu6272 3 месяца назад

My man got 2 of those and is working on the 3rd. So, no complaints 😂😂😂

@LovelyLil 3 месяца назад

That's TRUE as hell!

@user-xx1wj9fs4w 25 дней назад

What makes it so bad is that I’m mentally trying to choose 2. 😂

@ImJustSayingBTW 2 месяца назад

❤ the facial hair that Josh has grown.

@MikeyP3000 Месяц назад

This dude is $&@? As hell😂❤

@thetrueangel1507 Год назад

I enjoy him so much 😌

@mariekastler5391 Год назад

This checks out.

@cc-dt1sh 3 месяца назад

This is what it feels like 😅😢😢😢😢 likeeee

@marvadollison1169 3 месяца назад

It’s A,B,C - A&C, Nah, all of the above!!!😀❤️👌

@raynettescoggins702 4 месяца назад

#1 good person, #2 got his shit together.

@squee599 3 месяца назад

Right? We can buy good dick for ourselves!

@actualturtle2421 2 месяца назад

Asking a comic to just do a bit on your show is crazy lmao

@reflective3798 2 месяца назад

Think of it as the 80 20 rule. What can you live without?

@MsShellectable 18 дней назад

So often it's only the first two. If he has the last two, he probably won't mind being taught (respectfully) the first one!

@propertake 3 месяца назад

That's so easy for most women. Good person and got his shit together. I can vibrate my way to a good time.

@angelasims7377 2 месяца назад

That's a logical solution! 😄

@cherrygayles1790 2 месяца назад

Facts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ragantate3995 8 месяцев назад

🤔… I like his good beard & mustache 🤪

@splaz333 4 месяца назад

hahahaha ya "beard"

@singingway 10 месяцев назад

Never had all three. Sometimes just one.

@nicoleowens2318 7 месяцев назад

Don't feel bad. I've been in relationships with people who had none 😭

@birdiewolf3497 3 месяца назад

A lot of the times none

@kristin3872 2 месяца назад

I honestly thought he said have to s*** together which caught me way off guard but then I rewatched it and now I know what he said LOL

@olympia1276 5 месяцев назад

Ive been saying this for decades.

@patrhiannongriffith810 3 месяца назад

I mean it's just facts really

@chrisdavis2161 Год назад

Josh is mah dude

@fatvegan4621 2 месяца назад

Problems, problems, and more problems

@kmacc974 6 дней назад

If you're getting 2 you're lucky as hell. lol

@tyroneanderson2168 Месяц назад

I'm a genuine and very nice person. It's really hard for me to get rid of women or out of a relationship. I've been in survival mode most of my adult life. He might be right.

@earthgoddesslala 3 месяца назад

40 yo and he is right on the money from my experience...and with that being said I am happily single 😂 I love Josh he is hilarious but real to me ..I wonder Josh which 2 you have😅

@andriagary125 2 месяца назад

Facts 😂

@faeray1016 2 месяца назад

Josh you a fool get off my screen 🤣💀

@silenthashassin8912 3 месяца назад

*J J:* "Who do yu think you're dealing with to expect all three?" *Satan:* "Heeyyyyyyy!"

@Traces13 3 месяца назад

I love his recent maturation, he's got hair on his face, and look at that man spread he's sitting with. He grew up fast or time just flew. But yes, he is fine, he could play Michael Jackson at 21 yo.