Comment Comeback: I HATE MINIONS 

Legend has it Minions 4 Life was never truly out

What I've Learned: -Minion fans are rabid, -Minion fans are young children.

Minions are proof that evolution can go backwards.

I can't tell which is more embarrassing - crediting South Park as a source of info or insinuating that the word "hater" is mentioned in the Bible X'D

Please do I Hate Cartoon Fight Club. Just to make that kid mad.

Who actually tried to defend these yellow pills of death?

"they don't call me the seal clubber for nothing" is my new catchphrase

8:03 After the kid who played Cruella De Vil's son in Descendants died the series's idiotic fans started using his death to try and stop criticism of the series implying that disliking a film series he was in was somehow mocking his death even though it wasn't. That comment seems to have similar stupid logic.

I'm a strong believer in the phrase, "'It's for kids' is not an excuse."

"Your opinion is wrong because it isn't mine" -The Internet

Gingers have no souls because it said so in south park.

That Minions4Life comment should've begun with, "Minions4Life in!"

IHE I can't see you, turn up your mic.

I put this in the background while I was drawing, and then the “I had to turn the living room lights on to hear you” part came on and I laughed uncontrollably.

That Minions 4 Life guy really should be a comedian, Just imagine him talking about politics while attempting to sound as serious as possible. He would just make the entire globe laugh.

I do like the "Despicable Me" movies, but I can't stand the minions.

The living room lights one was great.

I'm 13 and totally agree with you, children really do laugh at something mindless or horribly written.

For being called I Hate Everything you go waaay to lightly on these cancer fandoms

So, going back to my old channel, Knight Crasher. I think I was 7, and I somehow loved these yellow pills of death. Don’t worry, I have definitely matured since then. I love this boring channel.

I had to turn on my living room lights just to hear you. that's the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

I went to an anime convention yesterday. There were minions. Why........

Woah man these are some edgy children in the comments sections. Must've been born in the wrong generation!!!

3:15 this is the most logical comment In the whole video. The rest are just broken English written in anger... Anger over Minions!

as a father of a 3 and 1/2 year old who i love very very much and who is learning new things every day, i would just like to state, definitively and for the record, that it is, in fact, my expert opinion that kids are fucking idiots. thank you and carry on.

Pricksicle is my new favorite insult.

"the bible says that those who hate are lesbians" I FELL OFF MY BED LAUGHING BECAUSE THAT IS SO RANDOM AND NOT TRUE

Whenever i think of my child self. I cringe.

"but seriously, don't club seals it's fucking evil." PREACH

Im a man and I like women does that mean Im a lesbian according to minions 4 life

"Shut it kids are not dumb" -Foxy Fnaf lover

"If you were a father --" "No." XD

MINIONS Are a pathetic excuse for humour and are so profitable it's a joke

You can't hate death because my brothers friend loved death before he died

A dog ran over my car.

My favourite thing about all these comments is how most of them use the wrong their/there/they're or the wrong your/you're

I still had to turn my living room lights on to hear.

IHE has the weirdest fanbase ever.. so many people who love watching him mock everyone and everything and then get offended when inevitably something they like gets in a video.. how can do many people love watching him offend people and then get so offended?

I had to turn my living room lights on just to hear you that's the best thing I've heard all day

"Gingers don't have souls, South Park told me that" -Quote of the year

when I was an child I ate an brick and got mental disability

Yes I can hear you now thank you. :3 Turns out that the light switch in the attic was the problem and now I hear you just fine.

I am twelve years old, and it sucks to be surrounded with dolts who enjoy minions and deez nuts jokes. Going to school is basically throwing myself into a pit of stupidity because I'm surrounded with people who have no idea of what humor is.

jake paul: *sees this video* no one: jake paul: i dont understand how someone could have so much hatred and negativity in them

Minions the Furry anime

I'm trying to convince my school to hate minions. It's working.

I just got a new dog.

Calling kids stupid isn’t funny It’s hilarious.

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do'nt tell IHE to crime a suisite!!!!!!!! He is a very good man!!!!

I hate mars bars at 1 mil

My brother who passed away was a Nazi. How dare you say Hitler was a bad person?

Hey, just wanted to say I genuinely enjoy your videos and you seem like a really intelligent person!

I always find myself coming back to this video. Makes me laugh every time. When I want to introduce people to your channel (if they don't follow you already!), the minions series tends to be my starting point. Love your content always.

I really hate that they called one of the minions "Kevin". My little brother own that yellow dildo fuckin' toy and he called it Kevin, my old school friends watched the movie and say "Omg hey Kevin you're in a movie!" to joke around, and anyone who really finds my name to be "Kevin" at first interaction in real life anywhere say "Oh Kevin like the minion? :D " I'd really like to either legally change my name or run to an island with a megaphone and a bottle of water just to scream for this to end. It's an old movie but people still bring it up. I don't even show that I hate it, I hide it very well to hopefully have it subside but nope, it's still ongoing. Fuck my life.

I'm a 12 year old kid, and I did not get offended by what he said. It's true! Kids will laugh at anything. If I go to school and spout the most retarded, obnoxious, and wierdest things all day, 85% of my classmates would fall out of their seats laughing. WHAT HAPPENED TO TELLING REAL JOKES FOR LAUGHS?!?

All the dislikes are from the salty people who were featured in this video.

Ihe is the RU-vid Gordon Ramsy? Ramnsy? I can't spell anything

Sometimes I come back to this video just for the Minions 4 Life comment.

12:50 Here we find a wild 12 year old! You can find them because they're always offended, swearing left and right, don't know grammar, have a name that is their name or in lowercase letters, and fail to make a single well thought sentence.

*"I don't wanna live in this planet anymore."*

keys white kid OUT

I am a kid and completely agree about us being dumb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when it comes to poem memes, I don't know what to do

The reason I don't really watch minion content generally isn't so much that I dislike minions as much as it's just that minions are absolute cancer.

Well I'm a lesbian now

I Hate People who Hate I Hate Everything

deez nuts *furious laughter*

Oh I thought you were just saying minion 4life out for shits and giggles but no. The legend actually was saying minion 4 life out. He had to be memeing

6:36 Since there's nothing after the second zero, and only one comma, we can assume that he's trying to say 1,000, for since there is nothing there, we know it's another zero. What a mathematical genius!

I'm a stupid kid and I did not get offended

I remember back in like 2015 I loved your videos but I always got triggered on the mlp and fnaf videos. And yeah you’re right kids are dumb because heck I was a dumb kid when I got triggered at those videos. Good thing I got punched in the face with the adolescence train. (Actually rip I don’t think that’s a good thing)

I know this video is almost 5 years old, but I just need to share something. So in a few days, I am going into 7th grade, and I am 12 years old. At the begging of 6th grade, they showed a video on how to follow directions in class. Except the video had minions in them. Everyone in the room started bursting out laughing, and the teachers seemed proud of them selves for the fact that they made the kids laugh at something funny. At that moment, I knew that there is no hope for humanity. If you read this whole thing, thank you, and now I will shove some bleach down my throat.

I'm a kid myself, love your videos, and I can highly agree- We are incredibly stupid.

half of the people that commented something rude on the minions video were just facebook moms

“deez nuts” Comedy genius

Do you like offending children IHE: Yes

"don't subscribe to this guy and if you did unsubscribe" *subscribes* THUG LIFE

MINIONS 4 LIFE OUT!

Hilariously, I'm 12 years of age and I think minions are a parasite. Most of the "jokes" in minions are, and I quote: "bananananna na na, nana na na bana" and it doesn't make it funnier looking at the fact that is the only English they know, excuse me while I like this guys video.

Me in 2015 as a seven year old: *I love minions* Me in 2019 as an eleven year old: *dear god what have I done*

They were fine in the first movie. Then they milked it dry. Twice.

When you listen to the end and realize he's a good person who cares about people...I like you...and that's why I subbed to I hate everything!😃

I had to turn my LIVING ROOM lights on just to hear you. * IHE contemplates suicide for a split second * * IHE gently flicks the light on * *I S T H A T B E T T E R ?*

I just got a new dog. I called it Benson after the ciggaretts. And teh gumball machine from regular show

Asspaste is made from crushed bricks

Umm... When did it say "if you like women you are lesbian" in the Bible?

As a lesbian, I can confirm that I like girls

no rabbids??

What I found so unique about this is whenever haters hate on a channel that typically hates things that are liked by a lot and they use the argument "You're nothing but a hater and that's bad to look at the world at a negative perpective", they are being hypocrites doing so. That's probably the funniest part about naming your channel like "I Hate Everything".

I'm a kid, and I absolutely with all my soul despise minions. I don't blame you for thinking kids are stupid... I know some kids who really have a few screws lose who are addicted to minecraft and fnaf and won't shut their mouths about it. Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots with all those kids around me. Not all kids are stupid though! Trust me! I watch animal shows for grown ups for Pete's sake and I hate modern spongebob! And most kids TV shows!

it’s been nearly 6 years and minions 4 life is still not out

when people call you a hater they are being haters themselves, because they hate you for being a hater, thus making them a hater, thus they hate themselves, thus people who call other people haters as an insult, are very dumb

My new favorite word is “Pricksicle”

You know those salty people who write full paragraphs in the comment section? Well, I hate those people, mostly because it is boring, really long, and usually tends to be a waste of time. Then, when somebody else replies to their comment, they write ANOTHER boring paragraph that nobody will read. Don't you hate that? I really do. I wish that everybody would only write short comments. I don't know what happens in the minds of these individuals, but it never tends to be good. Then;l, when you think they get their point across, they throw in SOME MORE, almost doubling the length and stupidity of the comment. Sometimes someone will even CAPTALIZE everywhere, lecturing everybody who dares read their silly post. And they always think that they are so smart, but nobody actually cares. I am not one of those people though. Thank goodness that few people do this.

if someone likes minions they are either a 40 year old mother having a mid life crisis or a 5 year old who laughs at toilet humour

I saw a old lady with a minions cup today

Legend has it that. Minions 4 Life isn't actually out

this may get lost but i just looked at cartoon fight club you should actually do a video on that because what the fuck was that shit

Minions 4 life: out See it in theaters now

8:34 You said “dumb children” That’s not all children MINIONS FOR LIFE OUT!