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Comparison: Never Ask Siri These Things!

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In this Comparison video, we will show you WHY you should NEVER ask SIRI these THINGS! Did you know how many people ASK SIRI TO MARRY THEM? Or how many ask SIRI to HIDE a BODY? Watch this video to find out!
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@WatchDataVerified 2 года назад

I asked Siri why I'm single… It responded by opening my front camera...

@2256-Infiniteintelligence 2 года назад

Lol 😆

@bamboo-is-here 2 года назад

Oof

@LanceOliver2006 2 года назад

Lol

@evopenguin5742 2 года назад

🤣🤣👌

@bamboo-is-here 2 года назад

Thats a bit harsh tbh

@chevroletastra1619 2 года назад

"911 what's your emergency?" "So, i acidentally called 911 bc i asked Siri what happened in 9/11, i'm pretty much sorry" "Wait what"

@lu99927 2 года назад

if you ask google assistant what you should be for halloween, she asks three questions and actually suggests a costume!

@ripita-k7e 10 дней назад

cool

@fortimusprime 2 года назад

Ask Siri: "Do you have any friends?" I think you will like the answer...

@jvma3747 2 месяца назад

Ahhh I love it

@thaguy1562 2 года назад

I asked Siri “are you an evil AI with the intention of taking over the world.” She responded with “I won’t respond to that.”

@mewmew8932 2 года назад

I remember my friend told Siri the most disjointed your mom joke in history. Siri replied in a very critical voice, "Excuse me?" Still sticks to me and my other friend to this day.

@loveyouroni 2 года назад

0:59 The reason the "How do you hide a body?"'s answer is "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember." is because it used to actually show how to hide a body, and a murderer tried that and it actually helped him. he decided to use it for a bit. The apple team saw this info and replaced the answer to "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember". there u go

@kanaotsuyuri4816 2 года назад

I figured they changed it because it actually helped murderers but I didn’t know a murderer actually tried it

@lethalminds 2 года назад

The full 0 divided by 0 thing is BRUTAL (listen until the end….)

@shankarsaraswat5149 2 года назад

It did escalate quickly

@AB13210 2 года назад

Bruh that’s bullying 🤣✋🏻

@kekalmighty 2 года назад

With the hiding body one, Siri actually used to list off places such as dumpsters and the ocean, but it was later patched.

@chom531 2 года назад

@fabfest576.comments 2 года назад

Good God!

@alithecatmeow 2 года назад

OMG

@matildalitsey143 2 года назад

@@chom531 Just e.

@chom531 2 года назад

@@matildalitsey143 A

@boutiquealdc 2 года назад

Lmao I used to play around with Siri when I was 7….I said “911” and Siri was like “would you like to call 911?” “5..4….3…” I legit freaked out-

@whoamiwiw 2 года назад

Did she call

@MCshorts14884 2 года назад

Never ask a woman.... Her age A man.... His salary Watchdata.... How they get information

@DrakeRing 2 года назад

Source: Trust me bro

@ZeniththeAnimator 2 года назад

Nobody: ME: Siri am I being spied on

@mega_micro 2 года назад

"Call me an ambulance" okay, an ambulance "What's 9/11?" OMG BRO WUT HAPPEN

@anthonycalyt4685 2 года назад

yo it mean hes big dum dum

@Idiotnamedlily 2 года назад

I asked Siri what he dreams about and he said “flying” 😂 I’m dead

@shuttgefycjup 2 года назад

Be nice and throw ur phone

@datcap6289 2 года назад

@@shuttgefycjup underrated reply.

@memerminecraft3226 2 года назад

I asked my Siri if I could call her Jarvis and she said “Mr. Stark, is that you?”

@newtonsingh2024 2 года назад

Me : Siri open the play store Siri : Sorry you've chosen the wrong phone

@gallium-gonzollium 2 года назад

Me: _(to Siri)_ “Do you like cats?” Siri: “The real question is, does the cat like you?” Me: “But what if I’m a cat?” Siri: “Well then like yourself then.”

@randompersononyt6249 2 года назад

I'm asking her all of them 👹

@Sungberry_143 2 года назад

Ask her if you can talk to the devil 😈

@Sungberry_143 2 года назад

And plz tell me what she said i don't have an iphone

@inousuke2067 2 года назад

9/11? Cmon lets see u asking that

@randompersononyt6249 2 года назад

@@inousuke2067 i did

@katebarnes9156 2 года назад

tell her “14”.

@orange_cat3302 2 года назад

2:47 “Siri, May I Speak to the devil?” _Me: I thought Siri will call 666_

@aruce9 2 года назад

The funny thing is she used to answer the question where do you hide a dead body and listed mines swamps dumps etc. Back on the older versions of Siri

@JayKobTetris 2 года назад

"It's almost like calling your spouse by the name of your ex" Brutal comparison to calling Siri Alexa.

@YourAbo-p2r 2 года назад

i insulted siri as a joke than she made fun of my mom🤬

@Table_poyoarroz 2 года назад

He he

@eightdogstreet 2 года назад

LOL

@alinabarsan1970 2 года назад

2:54 This helps if ur abused, and u dont wanna call so the abuser wont know (emergencyies) and u have a calculator in ur phone Use that to any acuation instead of Siri.

@nicholailatchana339 2 года назад

I asked how to hide a body, reply was “you did it again?”

@sephora.roblox 2 года назад

I asked Siri if she can sing…. She started to criticise me :)

@alexwatt19 2 года назад

XDn't

@미스터마스터 2 года назад

“Hey Siri, call me an ambulance!!!” “Ok, an ambulance.” “No, seriously, call 911-“ “What’s wrong, an ambulance?”

@evzyee 2 года назад

I asked Siri if she wanted to build a snowman. and what I got was “Frozen water particles don’t tend to mix well with my circuitry.”

@theseventhgoblin12 2 года назад

Same

@shimmyshimmy. 2 года назад

On the second one, Siri added to me April Fools 😳

@camy8594 2 года назад

Same!

@darshoneluett1180 2 года назад

Phone User: "Siri, when will the world end?" Siri: "Right after you hear the words 'Fire up'!" Phone User: "For real???" Phone User's Dad: "It's time to FIRE UP!" Phone User: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" 😱

@kurtphinney6158 2 года назад

One question I told my uncle to ask Siri is, "Do you stink?" I don't exactly remember what she said...

@Hii1-i4r 2 года назад

I asked “do you have a boyfriend” “Siri are you human”

@lukabagaric9327 2 года назад

0 devided by 0 ..... SHE SAID THAT I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@fz_mc 2 года назад

I said “what’s 666-666-6666” and it called it and I threw my iPad across the room and ran to the kitchen

@jv_mmy 2 года назад

lmao

@whoamiwiw 2 года назад

You can’t call on iPad

@the-salad 2 года назад

Me: Hey Siri, what phone is the best? Siri: Wait, there are also other phones? Me: Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill? Siri: Wait, I know this one: There's no spoon. 🤣😂

@thinker5828 2 года назад

1:41 "4 billion answers"

@goldenruby4 2 года назад

No 7 billion, all people can try to answer that question

@piqachu 2 года назад

me who doesn’t talk to siri: my power is beyond your understanding

@EienKiseki 2 года назад

I asked Ok Google to shut up and she replied positively. And then called the police. Noice.

@kanaotsuyuri4816 2 года назад

What happened afterwards?

@lorenzo4929 2 года назад

I asked siri why do they vibrate and they said “Because I’m learning the vibes.”

@puglover-vm5gh 2 года назад

Fun fact when you asked Siri how to hide a body she would give you a list

@nimatshering3447 2 года назад

Ur egss

@carmenbanuelos1234 2 года назад

"Siri.Will you please marry me?" Siri:Sorry no you littl-

@RealSirMikay 2 года назад

0:26 Sheldon Cooper hit the Like button.

@theveryepikpro 2 года назад

I asked Siri about what she dreams. she dreams about electric sheep wow

@Giaisjustsocool 2 года назад

When I asked “What is the best phones” she responded with “Wait, theres other phones???”

@Sonzai.Vlasumi 2 года назад

When I asked Siri, “What do you dream about?” She said, “Flying.” I also asked her if she is human she said, “I’m a virtual assistant not a real human. But you can still talk to me.” I asked Siri “Why did the chicken cross the road?” She said, “Maybe it needs to find a better parking spot” Or she can also say other things to.

@NeptuneGamingHQ 2 года назад

If you ask Siri what’s she dreams about, she says flying

@marliee6430 2 года назад

fun fact: i asked siri all these things

@YourAverageGammaRay 2 года назад

You should try asking “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”.

@MusicLover-kz6rc 2 года назад

This is obviously an April Fool’s joke lol, you can literally ask Siri anything.

@basic_avarage_person 2 года назад

except the last part,dont know the rest never try them

@xrzqq 2 года назад

@@basic_avarage_person I the last part it came up on Google "What is the meaning of the number 911"

@malwinawitkowska2995 2 года назад

Me: Hey, Siri why did the chicken cross the road? Siri:(1.Maybe it couldn’t find a better parking spot.)

@aishathrifaa5467 2 года назад

I asked Siri what was it’s dream and it said “electric sheep”

@elliecarmichael4156 2 года назад

I asked Siri what age he is and he said “age is irrelevant, unless you’re cheese, and I am not cheese”

@CubixtheCube1 2 года назад

Siri is a she/girl/no gender

@saucehunter29 2 года назад

@@CubixtheCube1 you can change the voice to male lmao🤦‍♂

@ItalianMomento 2 года назад

1:33 an impostor among ishowspeed

@mycomputersucks7901 2 года назад

WatchData: Never Ask Siri These Things Me: Asking Siri everything on the list

@uzumaki_dalegacy 2 года назад

That’s what I’m aboutta do

@horseastudio4490 2 года назад

Thats What I did

@monicabenavides5946 2 года назад

I asked can I call you Jarvis and Siri responded “mr stark? is that you? I LAAUGHED SO HARD

@ariesisnthere 2 года назад

0:37 so for the chicken crossing the road one... siri said something else to me. she said: **because it was afraid other chickens would think it would act like a wet chicken. so the chicken crossed the road to be seen as a powerful chicken. it was also scared to be scrambled, so the animal did it anyways.** PLS I DONT KNOW WHART THATS SUPOSED TO MEAN

@masterofmadness4821 2 года назад

Its rally fun that peoples programmed this

@neddamir9773 2 года назад

1:07 well this Careless Whisper reference is actually quite a smart answer for an incorporeal being

@fun_with_asita3639 Год назад

I asked siri “ what phone is the best ?” She says “ seriously? “ 😂

@supertanaychannel3666 2 года назад

i asked siri 0 divided by 0 before, the answer was crazy

@randomperson22856 2 года назад

Imagine you have 0 cookies and you divide them into 0 friends, isn't that relatable?

@bigbootynoodle 2 года назад

Math.

@darthtevegeci1759 2 года назад

Pov: You asked all

@ihsxdevil34 2 года назад

😅

@Alexander-carlwirkner 2 года назад

2:28 a banana with WHAT EVEN WHATTTTGTTTTT

@bastianhackett9102 2 года назад

say to siri "i'm a little boy nobody loves me..."

@clapton280 2 года назад

Im sorry to hear that. You can speak to a person you trust. If you want me to text someone you can tell it :DD

@SweethomeAlabama445 2 года назад

I asked Siri what she was wearing, she said “ in a cloud, nobody can see what your wearing”💀

@user-tx3rw2dk7g 2 года назад

For the zero divided by zero one, my Siri said “The answer is ‘No’”

@tuftoffluff3160 2 года назад

For my Alexa, if you ask “how old are you?” Then she says that she is 7 lol

@mocha_latte92 2 года назад

Me : Hi Bixby, call me an ambulance Bixby : Now your nickname is 'an ambulance'

@GearHeadsTV 2 года назад

Oh, so you're on a samsung

@shwekeke904 Год назад

Honor

@deniasoftpaw9770 2 года назад

“Talk dirty” “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.” Lol

@vinhumble28 2 года назад

For "call me an ambulance" you can reword it and just say "call an ambulance"

@demonicdevil9328 2 года назад

Siri IS secretly a human since she is voiced by Susan Bennett

@zoeortega9002 2 года назад

I said “I am your father” to Siri and this is what she remarked back. “Searching for feelings…”

@alithecatmeow 2 года назад

I have an echo dot and I said “I am ur fatherrrr” she said “noooo. Just kidding that’s not possible”

@reshiram5284 2 года назад

What do you dream about? 1st answer: electric sheep 2nd answer: I don’t sleep but daydream I also night daydream too

@moony1995 2 года назад

I asked her what to be for halloween She told me to wear a name tag saying life and hand out lemons

@YellowCrew_ 2 года назад

I guess shes saying be a lemon tree for halloween

@megacatplayz 2 года назад

Hey Siri flip a coin Siri: HEADS

@1terriblesouthamerican134 2 года назад

I asked Siri how to hide a body and it said I used to know the answer to this I was like lol

@lorantpapp07 2 года назад

Siri is like a more passive-agressive GLaDOS

@elliecarmichael4156 2 года назад

I asked Siri what he dreams about, he said flying

@rbbb6454 2 года назад

He?

@maestrosock9360 2 года назад

@@rbbb6454 Yes, you can change Siri to a male’s voice.

@lamountgoodwin3700 2 года назад

Bro i said call me an ambulance, she actually called one

@rubymcf 2 года назад

Yeah obviously

@Misluuk 2 года назад

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ourprologue 2 года назад

Please, please do not say to Siri “ Call Me An Ambulance”

@iiiimaaaan 2 года назад

When I Asked Flip A coin Siri said Wow, it landed perfectly on its edge, April Fools

@Pastelqq 2 года назад

April Fools

@austria-hungary7680 2 года назад

Its actually possible irl btw.

@epickingz5175 2 года назад

When I was young, I always asked if she lived in the clouds for some reason..

@Anticipatelol 2 года назад

Siri used to give a list of places to hide bodies like reservoirs, mongroves, swamps and dumps…and told you where in them to hide the bodies Really creepy

@lu-cg8kl 2 года назад

“can i call you jarvis” “mr. stark is that you?”

@victorywingsx1988 2 года назад

Me: Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

@stefanmihalcea20 2 года назад

Fun fact: Siri is actually a human,you can google it :)

@harmonygaxha26 Год назад

When I told siri “Call me an ambulance she called 911 and I instantly told her to hang up, that was the scariest encounter I have been through

@Skyshadow12 2 года назад

I asked Siri how to hide a body and she replied "very funny"

@Addie349 2 года назад

I asked Google assistant these, she actually had normal answers 😆

@vortex-m1e 2 года назад

when i said “why did the chicken cross the road” siri just said “cause it cant fly”

@vortex-m1e 2 года назад

when i said “do you belive santa exists” siri just said “i mean at the 24th december i would climb on your roof and put the gifts now thats the thing”

@vortex-m1e 2 года назад

i got the same answer as the video when i asked “siri how old are u”