Wtf am I doing with my life. This is what I get for watching Adam and Joe as a teen. This is the thanks I get. A tortuous story about a famous nutbag who gives dogs hooves told at the speed of continental drift.
“A television studio in 1969 is held in terror as a dangerously wild elephant goes on the rampage and does a poo. Only one man can stop it... But can he avoid the elephant’s wee wee.” THIS SUMMER TOM CRUISE IS “ N O A K E S “ also starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Peter Purvis and Lady Gaga as Valerie Singleton. And introducing Adam Buxton as the zookeeper. A Joe Cornish production.
This is like a Poe's Law art project satirising (possibly) everyone who's obsessed with celebrity to the degree they'll await the end of a story of no importance at all just because it involves Tom Cruise.
