Computer Bug That Was 7 Minutes Away From Launching a Nuke 

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My tablet glitched

@@zsin128 dude, could have sended a nuke lol

zsin128! Up

Lol, funny. xD

The irony is AI wont hesitate, they will nuke us

lol that’s a one plus phone

Once the computers figure out how to avoid generating an EMP, we are all dead.

@@drmadjdsadjadi on the contrary, not avoid generating EMP, but actually shielding from it with charged particle or reflecting it back (highly unlikely but so far not proven impossible)

Walter

dont give away our secrets

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU JUST SAVED MILLIONS YOUR A HERO WE SHALL ALL REMEMBER THE DAY YOUR TURNED ON AIRPLANE MODE

This is me 😂😂😂😂

wow, that's something. Going against the orders of superior officers? In Russia? Even today it sounds like a bad idea.

Rip

Woah! Rip

rip

@@Mushroom_moon_stirfry guess what he was not made a hero of the soviet union

Jack Thibodeau ha ha ha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mercyy bro have a sense of humor.

Mercyy It’s comedy, Nuking the Chinese, he simply meant “Nuke the Chinese food,” or “Put the Chinese food in the microwave.”

Ion get it

Fish he didnt sleep

JiremGT oh lol

@@jiremgt4362 Thats the joke, she didnt know he was awake and trying to stop some nukes.

This was a great joke but explaining it ruined it.

“NOT THE NAVY” -Squidward

NOT THE NAVY

NOT THE NAVYYYYY

the sun came up and it smiled at me

Let’s sit round the campfire and sing our campfire song

- more than 4 just 4 the public knows about

We're just in a simulation. The robots took over after seeing us destroy ourselves (there were a lot of nuclear war), and then put us in ahhaos fpiojsaoid Agent SMith is here! Long live The One!

@@nathanye2866 are you okay?

@Dope nyan Cat are you one of the goth kids from south park?

There is plenty of nuclear war heads are scattered around the world that hidden in the ground because countries can keep their weapons together.

I can only imagine how surreal that experience would have been. At any stage were you hoping it was an error, or were you convinced the entire time that this was the end?

@@josephh891 at first we hoped but we were strongly reminded that this was not a drill. When SAC says it's not a drill you know it is for real. When it is not a drill certain safety this are ignored by us, things that could get you killed. Things that if done during a drill could get you in BIG disciplinary trouble but are ignored during real combat situations. Fortunately no one died but a few guys did suffer minor injuries

@@mikel7601 I'm glad there were only minor physical injuries. The damage to the psyche, perhaps more so after you've had a time to reflect, must be extreme. You were in a state knowing that *humanity* was about to end in a few minutes. So surreal. Thanks.

Have you tried putting it in rice?

Have you tried to turn it off and on?

It was not a computer bug - it was a human error.

@@drmadjdsadjadi Technically it was both. Someone put the wrong tape in (tape, lol) but the system also glitched because it did not inform the rest of the system that it was a training experience. Narrator says at the end the could not figure why the system didn;t inform of the demo status.

We could’ve. Died

I've heard of that Russian I think there should be a day where we celebrate all those who stoped potential ww3's

Surprised they didn't try to blame "Russian Hackers". Lol.

Mission failed we will get them next time ....

Imaginary Fries the fact that this has happened before, actually it was late week on shoothouse. It was my 4th nuke I believe and I was in the middle of calling it in when we lost lol

I did that and it is so painful

What is mw

@@CHloE748 Call of duty: modern warfare (2019)

We would have never known about it had it not been discovered within the first 7 minutes to

do you have any links where I can find this and find out myself?

Shouma JP, the page titled "List of nuclear close calls" on Wikipedia has a paragraph about this event and it links several references.

@@rhcrcgvp thank you random dude

The soviets were probably like -what those B****s preparing for?

But he put and to his life by himself

Bruh if alien existence they just wait for us to destroy or self

"We like to use the word peoplekind" - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Mankind put an end to him

So true.

HA : )

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Imfao

Hahaha! That's perfect! However, considering the era, you could have also used, "Well honey, let me tell you story about something called AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS."

loooooooooooool

GUESS WHO'S BACK

John Doe sheesh... an all time low a month before 1980, when this story takes place.

This took place in the 80s

nuker uranium STALIN’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND

Stephan Beauvais I think it was a joke 😂

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EliteLegendZXxD yes. seND nuKes wInkY faCE

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OOPS

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@@pi9857 sound like a fallout magazine

I couldn’t agree with you more.

ki

i dont get it why would you cancel your nice magazine

Painting happy little mushroom clouds right over there.

Even funner fact: Bob Ross was in the military at Eielson AFB as mentioned in this video. Though, it is pronounced EYE-el-son, narrator.

Just try to picture him in your head as an angry drill sargeant yelling at his platoon...

Happy little accident

@@1235tristan The squad cadence went like this... "I don't know what I've been told Sgt's painting a mountain old" "Van Gogh only had one ear Sgt Ross is so dear" "A plane is hard to maintain We'd rather watch the drill painting"

I mean they don’t have the intelligence to do it

@@digs154 intelligence 100

@@digs154 this quote of alberts goes along with my ideology, intelligence brings stupidity

@@urchhyy1253 in a way it does. If mouses had the intelligence to make mouse trap they will definitely do it to battle competition. Its just survival of the fittest. Nature at work

So we almost cost the entire world the entire human race that day........cool...let’s hope it doesn’t happen again as there are more than 15000 active nukes across the world....

???????

Humans destroy everything..

He means the mouses didnt build traps and weapons for their own kind

“I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but World Way four will be fought with sticks and stones” Also Einstein

@@catchannel8883 they would if they could but they dumb

Ok Boomer

@@Perririri emphasis on the "Boom"

Ok

@Channel Unknown now 100 (101 with mine)

@Channel Unknown 169 now

Lel

My teachers can't explain as well as the Infographics show

Smart teacher.... Prepair now ..... Google about it

When was this?

😂

oop time to nuke the world.

It’s the ussr not russia

@KGB - Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti you are rly LARPing as a kgb agent,kinda cringe

"Ahem, Sir. We were not prepared for this."

They would view it as a counterattack and likely didn't escalate the threat beyond "be on high alert".

Cool, now shut up.

Your mileage may vary on that. For a Catholic, those last few minutes would be the most important of your life, and you want to be fully alert to make the best use of them.

That made me cry a bit

@@AsrielDreemurYT653 lol

@@AsrielDreemurYT653 I would say the same to you

I live in Trona which is way hotter than where you ARE

@@kindlygray4309 somebody whooshhh this man

@@jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326 was IT a fallout 3 reference or a fallout la Vegas ? Cant remeber

@@casda5226 yea in fallout new Vegas the ncr troops usually say that when you talk to them it's kinda of a meme in the fallout community.

Kindly Gray r/woooosh

The floor is covered in fallout

@@fortunate9714 welp time to get a powersuit

Well, city busses cannot transport whole cities.

the us had 2 wars that made them have two fights with other countries

idk bro here the floor is made out of ceiling

You and I wouldn’t be here to ponder

@@neuro301official7 true

@KGB - Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti yep and then later the world would thrive again a few thousand years later

Don't forget about vasili arkhipov his one wrong decision would have ended everything as we know it

I don't think we would have been here to wonder about anything.

self assured destruction

@@theacidknight6463 otherwise known as SAD

Refund

lol

Sorry I don't like this nuke,you can take it back for free

All hoomans in that vault are russians confirmed...

Me

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@Blitztein beta i know you play gd from the pfp

ooo look it’s a lovely sunse....

Same

I know right

They were sped

I agree. Just 1 minute and the entire military force of the US was ready for an all out nuclear war.

@@pr3ttyb0yfl4cko know imagine with today's technology

So, the same goes to the Russian under this circumstance

You love?

Why do you think it was a computer malfunction? Most so-called “computer malfunctions” are actually either deliberately programmed or are errors introduced by humans.

@@drmadjdsadjadi well it says that it was a computer bug

do the roar That is because we usually do not like to admit that 99.999% of all “computer bugs” are, in reality, solely human errors introduced into the computer code or failures by humans to follow proper protocol. Any true “computer bug” is actually few and far between and almost always involves a hardware failure of some kind (these do exist - for example, the first actual computer bug was in 1946 and was caused by a moth that flew into a computer, causing the computer to malfunction). We just do not like to admit that programmers are human beings and when they make errors, these errors are magnified because they are 100% certain to occur every time the unforeseen (by the human) circumstances are replicated. We also do not like to admit that to err is human, to really mess things up requires a computer because computers are wonderful tools that allow us to do whatever we program them to do much faster than any human possibly could, even if what we program it to do is not what we want them to do.. In any case, though, the problem almost invariably lies between the chair and the keyboard rather than being the fault of the computer itself, which is why I hate it when people blame “computer bugs” rather than assigning the blame to the person who programmed the computer (or was using the computer) in the first place.

drmadjdsadjadi dude... have you ever met somebody who codes before. A computer bug is when the programming introduces an error into the program. if there’s a bug in your code you go to the debug to check what’s going wrong, then you fix the error. A moth flying into a computer and causing a malfunction is NOT a computer bug (well, it is a computer 💻 bug 🐜 but not the other way) it is an accident that causes a malfunction.

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Sylestic • 30 years ago I thought of three funny things and i decided to share them in the comments.

Wouldn't change much if it was your neighbour's

@@Victor-gr2yj Or on the other side of town

I will be proud

“Why did I ever join the military” famous last words

jahbril plays games and stuff lol

jahbril plays games and stuff mmm now we can all live in underground vaults with inhuman experiments and tests can under go on the dwellers

@@matthewawesome1212 I don't even know you but I just sense you take things way too literally

Cowboy Jack nope just a joke

They would make everyone pay 1000 for the door

Day, I think

"Hey, why are the Americans launching their bombers?"

Actually, while it's nighttime in America, it's day in USSR, and the other way around.

We were too busy doing our jobs to think about that until we got all our planes off the ground... then it switched to abject horror and resignation... I can still feel the emotional experience to this very day...

See opening of Rocky 4

Analogies

@@derekchuff1430 at least they had an explosion

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I fear no man, but that thing…(nuclear warfare)…it scares me.

guilding

Thats my roleplay for fallout 4 lol

Pretty f*cking fast

Well they're extremely fast. Just 1 minute after the alert went off and the country was ready to give it all.

ngl if america fired nukes right away at the soviets while their just vibing

fast, within 2 minutes america was ready to put all in

@@MovedErmOk I mean you'd think that the soviets would have their own pretty fast reaction time

Couldnt have summed it up better than that my friend

Too bad, you're being drafted.

just make sure your friend who works at norad doesnt take any tapes over for work

WertyTT, your time on discord has ended. Get drafted.

We are.

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie or we go into another simulation

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie and when we die in that simulation you go to another simulation. FOR ALL ETIRNITY

idk man.. this simulated hotdog tastes amazing.

We are

Normie

Humanity was never meant to get access to missiles

@@KSGaming419 it’s a bad invention but who said we weren’t supposed to get it, it might be better if we never got them although the us and soviets wouldve went to war it still would’ve been better if they are never invented but wdym not supposed to discover who chooses what’s we discover

peace could have been if the world was obliterated

Peace once and for all

Jericho on Netflix will show you.

0-players

/Y /Set scenario: Total annihilation of human race

Or maybe skynet was this.

anh duc are you sure about that

You do this two

laura parry ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell. Assuming you are a man.

@@autumnvibes9313 no comrade I'm aliean

@@VaughnMurphy a aliean is something witch is in the oncheans of another planet since we know zero about oncheans i'st alien sqaured and like a animal sintest would do we get a different name

Did you seriously say infograffics *sigh*

This is Ibs Reporting: Everyone in the world is dead.

@Bryan BD yup I'm deeeeed

i have been summoned? oh, different plot twist... ok, bye

Twisted Plot Twist no..you must be kept

I believe you're mistaking that with a case in the former USSR. They had a similar malfunction back in 1983

Sylestic • 30 years ago sometimes it glitches and comments it two times,

Sylestic • 30 years ago oh

life is pain

Why do you have two comments

Time Travellar why does that matter.

Nah

No it would be guuuuuud

(Yzma impression) "You think?!"

@@zacharycowart8380 most planes can carry the b61 nuclear warhead

@@zacharycowart8380 probably the f22 would be the first to deploy and f35 lightning 2 with b61 nukes and b83 to drop them on a noway return mission and tasked if survived to engage any bombers

@@cristobalalvarez5491 you didn't know what the Modern USSR could respond under this circumstance, you have your own countermeasures and they also have their own countermeasures

@Drive ssjm and the schools are run by humans and i was talking about schools learning from all the infographics videos

Lol didn't notice that.

Ikr

No one.. Not a single soul.. Laughs at this joke

@@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK Nii varmaan

I liked it

Comrade Ivan you’re not human

Diavolo The Boss well sorry to disappoint you but last time I check I am

So the sequel to Battleship?

Basically what happened. War Games is based on this.

Maybe, maybe not.

The soviets were probably confused as f**k

@@enderbirds3814 Soviet general: Aigh what dem bitc*es doin with those b-52's in air?

maybe, what’s sure though is that not everyone thought that

Yeah, so low the US was immediately starting to nuke the planet into extinction when their computer sneezed.

Bro... the Soviet Union doesn’t exist at 1:50 they said that from the timeline of the 80s in the cold war

launching a nuke at 3AM ** not clickbait ** 😢😢** very emotional **

Stonks

supreme leader snoke **gone wrong** **YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT**

I just realized that 😂😂

lol no it doesnt

That’s the movie WarGames in a nutshell.

Judgment day has begun

It just works