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Jordan bought a fancy $500 Italian espresso machine on the company dime, so Conan is out for revenge.
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@punkivy9776 5 лет назад

The rare Schlansky smile. “I didn’t want to spend your money needlessly.”

@peni80085 5 лет назад

This must be the one and only time I've seen him smiling 😂

@skz8341 5 лет назад

omg finally

@tomtomson648 5 лет назад

Im pretty sure they had to do several takes of this, you can see Jordan almost starting to laugh many times. Pretty hard to keep a straight face when Conan keeps talking stupid stuff to you.

@blasphemer1992 4 года назад

@@peni80085 he actually laughs in a video where they go wine tasting, and also when they are planning their trip to italy, check them out lol

@thisguyrighthere3647 4 года назад

He's holding back a lot in this one. When the other coffee machine comes out.

@alZiiHardstylez 5 лет назад

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" I love how he breaks there. Brilliant dynamic.

@RWD1907 5 лет назад

Thought the same, when I watched it. It's this slight grin on his face. He almost broke charakter there. Really funny guy.

@nl7352 5 лет назад

it’s not called breaking, it’s called smiling stoopihh

@nl7352 5 лет назад

mike westbrook You liked a video called quagmire has sex with joe stop cappin’

@nl7352 5 лет назад

Dead Evans Intentions were not 2 act like that

@nl7352 5 лет назад

mike westbrook I don’t care about subscribers

@Erik-ho7hi 5 лет назад

"The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker". 😂

@christianmcbrearty 5 лет назад

I died 😂😂😂

@Tony_G05 5 лет назад

“If osama bin laden was cringing by this coffee machine he would be still alive today”

@_VHwK 5 лет назад

the Führer. its a german word...

@Tony_G05 5 лет назад

_ VHwK it’s kind of the same meaning the mean hitler and other ones

@BlueFlash215 5 лет назад

@@_VHwK it is an English word that derives from a German word

@kissofdeath4449 3 года назад

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly." It's so clever and funny even Jordan wanted to laugh at his own joke.

@maximiliandort3489 3 года назад

He almost craked

@nethmisahajeewa2304 3 года назад

His eyes SHONE!

@myy1008 Год назад

@@maximiliandort3489 he did.

@jordanschlansky594 4 года назад

I love my espresso machine.

@Ppyongppyong-se7mt 4 года назад

Jordan Schlansky LOLLL😂

@lilblinder11 4 года назад

i stole one of your collection of action figures

@cyberdaniboy 4 года назад

So Jordan, we still haven't gotten a clear answer. What is it you do or rather did at the show at the time of this airing?

@juangroups9478 4 года назад

Don't be suprised if your coffee machine is in Africa, helping little children have a drinkie winkie.

@jordanschlansky594 4 года назад

Conan I don’t think that’s necessary

@schana96 5 лет назад

Jordan cracking up slightly when he says "I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" is so good

@mattgelfer 3 года назад

Jordan breaking character is life giving

@Dizzydawne 2 года назад

I hate how no one mentions him breaking when Conan introduces his replacement “coffee” maker with something that wasn’t even made from a coffee company 😂😂😭 that right there was a jackpot of laughter for me

@scamrasc 5 лет назад

Deadpan monotone: "I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming or make announcements of any kind. I suggest..." Dude could be a lawyer

@govindraghavan9493 4 года назад

@Austin Faulds Or both

@jja1483 4 года назад

Govind Raghavan a serial killer that defends himself in court if he ever got caught 😂😆😃😅

@denizcan6032 4 года назад

@@jja1483 Ted Bundy ?

@attractdirect 4 года назад

A lawyer

@DreamyDoughBoy 4 года назад

My like is the golden blue button that hit 1k in this comment. For real. No kidding. :)

@SharikSobaka 3 года назад

“I’m noticing that you talk about United States and Americans almost with contempt. Do you realize-that you’re from *BUFFALO* ?” I died lmao 🤌🏻😂

@emiliaescobar7652 3 года назад

Please, you two, don't stop making these skits!!!!!!!!

@positronicreflex. 5 лет назад

To this day, I call a single biscotto by its proper name thanks to Jordan.

@hussydahustla 3 года назад

Same 😂. I say it in my head like a snobby elitist.

@Neto808 3 года назад

The same applies to cannolo/cannoli

@polobik4231 2 года назад

salame/salami too

@NickC-Ohio 2 года назад

That was such a perfect demonstration of exactly what Conan mocks in him

@MultiGemgirl 2 года назад

when he said that I thought of course it is

@MrAlexLowen 5 лет назад

I think that when Jordan said the "biscotti" line, Conan was honestly surprised and realized the guy had high potential for future comedy situations.

@joeface123123 5 лет назад

MrAlexLowen He’s know that Jordan is great for comedy bits for a while now xD

@whatamiwatching2183 5 лет назад

Jordan was part of bits years before this came out but I see what you mean it does seem like it caught him off guard

@ADetailedHouse 4 года назад

Emad Ahmed He was surprised, bc Jordan corrected him when he said biscotti, which is the plural form....who knows that?!? Only Jordan.

@abdulazizal-amri75 4 года назад

I do...so am I Jordan now👀

@Moggetslittlesister 4 года назад

@@abdulazizal-amri75 It's more like, who cares enough about Italian to correct Conan's use of a term that has entered English as a plural. Only Jordan.

@daxoze 6 лет назад

The biscotti/biscotto argument absolutely kills me every time. It's quintessential Jordan.

@andreafranco5551 5 лет назад

I'm italian and for me that clarification it's like porn

@shapes9495 5 лет назад

papa bless

@ryanthomas49 4 года назад

Ellen WISHES she had this much chemistry and fun with her staff.

@yukimatsuda5400 4 года назад

Well she has and Mitch.... other scapegoat people

@salamatpo7326 4 года назад

Lol

@robertan.2491 4 года назад

She does all the time

@ryanthomas49 4 года назад

@@robertan.2491 no she doesn't.

@robertan.2491 4 года назад

@@ryanthomas49 yeah she does, I've been watching her show for years and there are plenty videos like this on RU-vid with her staff. But you are clearly one of the sheep to jump on the hate train because some of her staff did not have a good experience there. Well some other staff members love working there.

@CarlosGarcia-yg9je 5 лет назад

The side by side picture of Jordan and Mussolini was hilarious!

@1Nida 5 лет назад

Carlos Garcia that was my favorite part.

@belart7152 4 года назад

one with ole coffee maker ......lol

@AJsVIEW 5 лет назад

Jordan's comebacks are simply brilliant lol

@wayneurquhart1967 5 лет назад

He used various comebacks.

5 лет назад

It is like he is writing those for living :D

@johndinh5113 5 лет назад

Nemanja Nedeljković f

@aussiemenace6897 4 года назад

Yeah for someone that likes ripping off good people.

@trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад

@@wayneurquhart1967 If you say various one more time I will call the police and have you arrested.

@phothewin6019 8 лет назад

Who else is on a Conan binge right now?

@valkarez1137 7 лет назад

Duwang Is Unbreakable How did you know

@Joshua-nc1be 7 лет назад

Duwang Is Unbreakable I've been on one for three days and 8 times on the toilet!

@Costikeke 7 лет назад

binging out on jordan, hes a prize

@bobbysteakhouse7022 7 лет назад

You can kind of see he has a soul because sometimes he smiles like at 2:00

@louisxD 7 лет назад

Me right now

@deadbutmoving 4 года назад

Jordan Schlansky did nothing wrong. He merely "suggested" the purchase of the espresso machine. How it got to it's location, why Jordan's office is behind 7 doors, and why the machine's display language is in Italian is not his fault or responsibility. He even did the staff a favor and wrote down instructions on how to use the machine to make a proper Italian espresso. This man is a hero and a great fake Italian.

@Baronnax 10 месяцев назад

Alright Jordan, take a walk.

@JakeKoenig 7 месяцев назад

"Jordan's office isn't behind seven doors. There is clearly a normal straight hallway leading to several offices, including Jordan's office at the end of the hall. Conan chose the complicated meandering route to fabricate a narrative about Jordan making himself and the espresso machine inaccessible to the other employees." That was my impression of how Jordan would respond to your comment. And technically it's true of you look at the blueprint.

@Mankind5490 9 лет назад

Here's a challenge: Try to pretend you're Jordan and keep a straight face as Conan is talking to you.

@adflictusiocus9819 9 лет назад

+Ektadizzle Why would that be hard? Human expressions - as you surely know - are tools of communication. Communication is transmitting data. Most of that data is useless or impossible to interpret. Therefore your challenge makes little sense.

@Mankind5490 9 лет назад

Adflictus Iocus chill

@MrTophatreaper 9 лет назад

+Adflictus Iocus calm down Jordan 2.0

@MrMotherfuck123 9 лет назад

+Ektadizzle It is absolutely obvious that Conan sorta adores Schlansky for his almost Dictator-Like Discipline.

@adflictusiocus9819 9 лет назад

+MrTophatreaper No. You calm down. You seem to bee psychologically distressed by my comment. That to me is amusing. There are various ways you can resolve this psychological "knot".

@timpyrules 8 лет назад

"If Osama Bin Laden was cringing behind this coffee machine he would be alive right now" My god im dying

@sketchables 6 лет назад

Over 4 years later and I still binge watch these clips

@iilwy 5 лет назад

come back and watch it again

@monumentsNmelodies Год назад

I swear these Conan remote's/bits with Jordan and the Crew helped get me through the last 2 1/2 years. No matter how many times I've seen them they still cheer me up.

@workingman5545 Год назад

I hope you’re doing well!

@thesound4997 Год назад

Yes hope you are well 🫶🏻

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn Год назад

💛

@peppyluscious 11 месяцев назад

🩵

@VideoDeadGaming 8 лет назад

Dang it, i've now run out of Conan/Jordan videos to watch

@ml3gar628 8 лет назад

same 😂😂😂

@IhateUrFuckinFace 8 лет назад

+VideoDeadGaming *Me too. So do what I do. Take a few months and then come back and watch them all over again.*

@Itsgsun604 8 лет назад

haha i watched them all too! fuqin awesome videos

@DeepbloodFang 8 лет назад

+VideoDeadGaming ditto, they are the best XD

@thatonedork3607 8 лет назад

Same this is the last one I hadn't watched

@Dracattack 6 лет назад

Youre making an assumption that I chose the display language Narrator: He did.

@truthsmiles 5 лет назад

Of course he did. His statement isn't a denial haha, it's a diversion tactic.

@Ruben-ry4hc 4 года назад

*Ron Howard voice*

@vicky248123 4 года назад

The instructions he admits to writing says that when finished the machine will display "PRONTO" meaning he definitely chose the display language that shifty fake Italian

@ethanmcghee1223 7 лет назад

Who else is on a Jordan shlansky marathon? Lol

@wasiqulislam42 7 лет назад

Ethan McGhee i am....and wondering is this real or scripted.

@stevendiaz3206 7 лет назад

wasiqul islam it's an exaggerated character.

@sleepingsheepy 7 лет назад

he is actually like that. he answered questions on reddit. his personality is totally real.

@sleepingsheepy 7 лет назад

How about you go on his reddit page and ask him yourself. Instead of speculating.

@AgingPunk 6 лет назад

Ethan McGhee me

@owenpattaylor 4 года назад

5:31 seeing jordan slightly break as conan was describing the new coffee machine was great

@punkrockdavid 11 месяцев назад

Good eye! He was really trying not to burst

@jspres86 2 месяца назад

You watch his throat go in and out, in and out, and you can tell he was really trying to hold it in

@MindstormRecords 8 лет назад

First time I've ever seen Jordan slightly giggle but then back to business

@nickcolagiovanni6572 8 лет назад

ive never been so happy to see someone else laugh in my life lol

@11YeeP11 8 лет назад

I was just going to say the exact same thing. I have been wondering what this guy is really like, now I feel complete... :)

@MrStoam 8 лет назад

I dont think jordan is actually this weird irl. I think hes a little weird, but on the show hes gotten a lot of publicity being weird and technical. Im pretty sure Conan tells Jordan not to laugh and to be as weird as possible. When theres a cut in the scene i believe Jordan might be cracking up lauhging.

@CLuvTravels 8 лет назад

If you watch some of the earlier 08, 09 videos he laughs allot

@plansforus 8 лет назад

The guy has one of the best dead pans I've ever seen! I love these.

@NotSoKnownHipHop 10 лет назад

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.. I'VE BEEN CRUISING VIDS OF CONAN AND JORDAN LOOKING FOR A MOMENT JORDAN FINALLY SMILES/LAUGHS AND THIS IS IT.

@webchinb 10 лет назад

We now know it has emotions

@YeetBomb 10 лет назад

he was crying

@jeremyarnold1429 10 лет назад

N. Jejwjjer to jzjsj he

@Juice99ss 10 лет назад

He also smiles when Conan takes him to couples counseling

@Prxngles 10 лет назад

Also when he gets to know him he smiles when he finds the poptarts

@donvitocorleone8442 6 лет назад

More like Jordan needs a expression machine. 😂

@Internetprolet1312 5 лет назад

Don Vito Corleone good one

@iplayroblox9471 5 лет назад

I don’t get it

@gaganj3806 5 лет назад

@@iplayroblox9471 u play roblox! No wonder u dont get it

@curleypubes3672 5 лет назад

It's espresso dumbass

@acedeuce4709 5 лет назад

@@curleypubes3672 I...I don't even know how to respond...but I did. Stay golden, you glorious dumb bastard.

@justaverage94 3 года назад

“It has a simple ON/OFF switch, in English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch.” Pure gold

@spongmongler6760 3 года назад

except the English language has nothing to do with the US nor America.

@tiberiussempronious6252 3 года назад

@@spongmongler6760 - buzz kill

@jonasseorum5471 3 года назад

@@spongmongler6760 Of course it does, it's the main spoken and official language of the USA so I would say it has alot to do with it.

@spongmongler6760 3 года назад

@@jonasseorum5471 the US was equally likely to make German its "official language". USicans can't speak English properly, they speak it poorly. the only reason they do speak English is because politicians wanted it. sorry bro

@spongmongler6760 3 года назад

@Dacholo well done, you can read. you want a cookie?

@danielvillalobos356 6 лет назад

How come so few people acknowledge that Jordan is a comic genius? He's at Buster Keaton level. Or he's a very functional Rainman character.

@johnfeola1856 5 лет назад

you mean whoever writes his lines is a comic genius?

@MinecraftNucIear 5 лет назад

@@johnfeola1856 it's spontaneous

@no_peace 5 лет назад

You can watch those scraps videos and see him making it up. I think he's an intentionally funny aspie

@whyilee 5 лет назад

definitely not on Buster Keaton's level.

@nataliexu5624 5 лет назад

@@johnfeola1856 you do realize improv means no lines, right.

@JVenger 8 лет назад

the best skit they can do is involve ice cube, kevin hart, and Jordan schlansky with Conan just stirring the pot. I see gold.

@shellsy515 8 лет назад

I was thinking of that, maybe it would work just as long as cube and kevin didn't pick on Jordan. I think if too many people picked on Jordan it would get really sad really quick.

@virtruyamean8920 8 лет назад

it won't be good

@JVenger 8 лет назад

linus515 I agree but it would be awesome if Cube taught Jordan to be gangsta.

@module15 8 лет назад

+Fifty 1 Fifty LOL it would be awesome but I fear that Cube might snap and choke Jordan xD

@pandaexpressgamingtv8676 8 лет назад

+Connecting_Link And Jordan Will Just Have The Same Expression.•_•.

@ChristineNZ23 6 лет назад

I love Jordan's vocabulary. Nothing better than an intelligent conversation/response etc

@Onio_ 4 года назад

ESPRESSO 101 (instructions shown): Despite what is often served in the US, a proper normal shot of espresso is 25 ml (approximately 1 ounce) and has half the caffeine of a standard 6 oz. cup of American coffee. This machine dispenses a normal 25 ml shot, and will correctly fill only 1/4 of the 4 ounce paper Lavazza espresso cups. *1. Open the small center drawer under the control panel screen, insert a new sealed LAVAZZA espresso capsule UPSIDE DOWN into back of drawer until properly seated, and close the drawer.* *2. Position one paper espresso cup on UPPER platform tray, centered beneath the large dispenser head. The 2 spouts built into the head will fill one cup.* *3. Once the display screen says "PRONTO", press ANY of the 4 buttons on the right side of the control panel. Contrary to what the pictures may show, they will all dispense the exact same 25 ml espresso shot.* *4. After brewing finished, wait a few seconds longer until all of the espresso is completely dispensed into the cup. Used capsule does NOT need to be removed.* Do NOT press any of the buttons on the left side of the control panel. We do not have the steam wand attachment. You cannot make a cappuccino with this machine. The spout on the right is not functional.

@largol33t1 4 года назад

Funny that the machine costs several hundred bucks and he didn't upgrade to the steam wand option! It would be hilarious if Conan whined about that...

@pindot787 4 года назад

@@largol33t1 Well, jordan only drink espresso, so those steam wand are useless to him, it actually shows more of his character.

@MrRynRules 3 года назад

You are an absolute legend!

@TJamesBell 3 года назад

This list terrifies me.

@HENKO_BEATS 3 года назад

Don't know why I read all of this...

@wesselconway3920 4 года назад

"I'm not its caretaker or its wrangler" he's talking about it like it's R2D2.

@ahmarsaeed6085 5 лет назад

"What is your job?" "Associate producer" "What do you do?" I half expected him to say "associate produce".

@kj-marslander 4 года назад

I think you meant "I produce associates"

@BlackSkullArmor 4 года назад

I produce..... By association

@Telle.C 4 года назад

Who else is on a Schlansky binge?

@frozenlake1215 4 года назад

Just started mine with this very video

@Telle.C 4 года назад

@@frozenlake1215 help im trapped with the conan vids

@codymeador3819 4 года назад

Hes a very down to earth dude. I respect that.

@cristic767 4 года назад

I somewhat find myself in Schlansky. :) I also lived for three years in Italia, in Torino - which is the home town of Lavazza. :)

@fagbag9553 4 года назад

#NOTMETOO

@joefamulari2595 3 года назад

The greatest comedy duo ever! They’ve gotten me through Covid, lonely days at home and the quest for my next roll of toilet paper. God bless you both.

@costellofratelli9625 3 года назад

Nothing wrong with a few months of lonely time. Monks are alone for years, without RU-vid! Lolol. Stay well!

@DNATruLyricist Год назад

Got me through a rough break up

@hypnos9336 5 месяцев назад

ugh, so annoying reading these comments from a few years ago when everybody was obsessed talking about the pandemic constantly

@AishwaryaNet 5 лет назад

1:57 CONAN: Did I buy you this Italian almond biscotti? JORDAN: Biscotto CONAN: Biscotti ? JORDAN: That would be if there's more than one, there is only one

@DaiIchiBonsaiKai 5 лет назад

Such a missed opportunity… Conan breaks the "biscotto" in two. "Now it's Biscotti.

@nicklevi5537 5 лет назад

@@DaiIchiBonsaiKai yeah i remember i saw that. Which video was that

@fen1x0r 4 года назад

@@DaiIchiBonsaiKai And the answer of Jordan would be like: It's still one. If You cut Your car on half it doesn't mean You got two cars now.

@randyholder4840 4 года назад

@@fen1x0r you can get into semantics on it, but the joke would have hit for a laugh. That's all that matters in this case.

@fen1x0r 4 года назад

@@randyholder4840 Yes, joke would hit in first moment but after such answer it would definitely weaken. Point is, You can't get out of it when You make mistake of naming something wrong in first place.

@SiyuanDai 8 лет назад

My favorite quote from the Remote: "The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker in '45" lol

@cicemeni 5 лет назад

I'm Italian. I can't stop laughing. I watched this three times already

@mesutozil3682 5 лет назад

is he really Italian.

@paulschlachter4144 5 лет назад

Italy is the one country where I actually drank as close to perfection as is it is for coffee to be.

@Tony_G05 5 лет назад

Mesut ozil no he is from buffalo

@muhammadmaaz892 5 лет назад

i am not italian,, still going to watch it right again

@auunnfkristjansson6738 4 года назад

@Dr. Sek. C Classic Italian

@mykostrigger 4 месяца назад

Everytime I pass by the biscotti at my local grocery store, I always think of Jordan.

@PinkSistahs 8 лет назад

Jordan Schlansky for president!.. or various presidential jobs!

@Nastypsychoboy 8 лет назад

+Laura Bourne Associate President.

@wennethicus5212 8 лет назад

You know he'd be better than Trump.

@AWISECROW 8 лет назад

+Nastypsychoboy He would have various gov't related duties.

@killerseddie8295 8 лет назад

+The Veneficus Get used to it. It's happening.

@NicholasLionRider 8 лет назад

+Laura Bourne We'd be ruled by Italy.

@kutlazs4309 8 лет назад

I'm on a Jordan Schanlsky marathon and i cannot stop it, that man is hilarious even thought he doesnt do anything :DDD

@acastanaz 7 лет назад

I found one video today, havent stop since then hahahaha that guy is dead inside.

@Manuel-qu3tc 6 лет назад

he's hilarious with Conan mainly 'cos Conan is a great comedian and can play off with almost everyone.

@eclipsethesun9616 6 лет назад

.why dunno I .this like typing stop can't I mobile on ,Third .Conan not ,JORDAN complimenting was person original the ,Second.revive to need no ,comment old years ,off First

@whipmer5178 5 лет назад

He does various tasks

@eloneklov5601 9 лет назад

5:40 Jordan trying to hold in the laughter haha

@in3rtia619 7 лет назад

Elon Eklöv 2:34

@quynhenhang5462 7 лет назад

Elon Eklöv 9o

@adrianmak9680 6 лет назад

He has been on this planet observing long enough, and he learnt that this blends him in with other humans

@michaelweston2285 6 лет назад

i'm sure it's gas. he hasn't learned human laughter yet.

@conors1fanboymcgregorscock828 6 лет назад

May i correct you, its actually at 5:36.

@user-lc5uh4ic1z 3 года назад

Three separate references to Hitler, Mussolini, and Osama bin Laden within the span of thirty seconds. I love Conan

@timmccarthy872 3 года назад

"If I was stuck in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, bin Laden, and Jordan Schlansky, and I had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot Jordan three times"

@AquaWeiner 3 года назад

@@timmccarthy872 XD! Monsieur Scott

@souju_13 3 года назад

@@timmccarthy872 Tim, you tried to be funny but you went too far. How would you do it geniuses?

@blikpak1775 2 года назад

@@timmccarthy872 😆 😆 😆

@jordanschlansky4093 2 года назад

That's why he's called the GOAT

@paulitalian4357 5 лет назад

As an italian I appreciate Jordan accuracy

@sasharama5485 5 лет назад

Anche fin troppo accurato😆

@elineverstraeten1872 5 лет назад

I need to ask, do you drink drip coffee in Italy?

@antoniomontana6061 5 лет назад

Jordan needs to pay a visit to my guy in Brooklyn - Tony Gaga - He’d get this Chooch an expresso machine for $2.00 Two dooooolllllaaahhhssszz $$

@Txb4g 5 лет назад

@@elineverstraeten1872 Nope, we don't! 😄

@Baamthe25th 5 лет назад

He wrote Italian in his username, so he must be a real one !

@Hunter_Hult 4 года назад

Jordan seems like he was the type of kid who would remind the teacher they forgot to assign homework.

@Hunter_Hult 4 года назад

TristenNator... thanks jeans

@marredcheese 3 года назад

"Unlike my classmates, I was able to recognize that the lack of homework assigned was a potentially missed opportunity. Studies show that practice is critical to the learning process, and I take my education very seriously, unlike many people here in American." - Jordan Schlansky circa 8th grade

@David-tq8ok 3 года назад

@TristenNator - Roblox no, Conan said that he is really like that, it's not a character

@Ghost_Of_SAS 10 лет назад

On behalf of Italy THANK YOU JORDAN for knowing how to use plurals correctly.

@Squids_Vlogs 10 лет назад

ya hes really appreciates italian culture

@KanalDerGutenSache 6 лет назад

you mean "plural". it's singular. there is only one plural.

@peepeepoo3432 6 лет назад

+KanalDerGutenSache nope, when plural is used as a noun it is countable, plurals is correct

@zeeblue1220 5 лет назад

He wasn’t correct here, Biscotti means “twice cooked”, it has nothing to do with plurals.

@walter_the_danger 3 месяца назад

@@zeeblue1220biscotto is singular, biscotti is plural, stop talking about stuff you don't understand

@nosir1479 3 года назад

Only Conan can make pure comedy gold given a member of his staff crew, an untidy office and an espresso machine.

@waterunderthebridge2291 Год назад

That's probably not his real office but idk.

@wardenunknown Год назад

@@waterunderthebridge2291It’s been stated that the things about Jordan are real, they just crank it up further for the cameras

@bijibadness 7 лет назад

Jordan Schlansky is the best thing to happen to Conan's career since video games.

@aybekaya 4 года назад

This is like Michael Scott and Toby.

@strongbanana8734 4 года назад

Aybe lol yess

@maximumgainpodcast4835 4 года назад

Holy crap.. Yes

@xol4043 4 года назад

More like Dwight and Michael if Dwight was born in a city

@MideanStone 4 года назад

Yes!!!

@senmaru9749 4 года назад

If Toby was entertaining

@Vinterista_ 8 лет назад

Jordan and Conan need to take a trip to Italy ASAP!!

@MeAuntieNora 8 лет назад

+Vince Ismaele Oh, GOD that would be amazing. After the success of the Armenia trip, it would be hilarious to see Conan bring Jordan back to his "homeland" too.

@weeabooshunter4759 8 лет назад

+Vince Ismaele he would never return

@Jebu911 8 лет назад

+Vince Ismaele Yeah that would be best thing on conan.

@cintiasanchez152 8 лет назад

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@sebastiangleiss9647 8 лет назад

Jordan was in Chianti near Firenze but without conan

@Ilcchms31 Год назад

This chemistry is unmatched. So good together the timing the Ying and yang. Will always be hilarious

@MDCKilla 9 лет назад

Did I see Jordan crack a smile?!?!?!?!?!?!

@ghostspectre1861 9 лет назад

MDCKilla Pretty sure he avoids looking at Conan because he'll crack up. Hence, the whole "always looking away" gag.

@jinhyun1 9 лет назад

+MDCKilla Several times! I haven't seen him lose control quite as much in any other clip.

@NicoleHam 8 лет назад

+MDCKilla I knew he was human!

@youtert 7 лет назад

He has various emotions and facial expressions.

@AirFouly 7 лет назад

various smiles were seen in this footage

@michaelsalameh6491 4 года назад

I have binged Conan and I still don’t know what Jordan does

@anonym58063 4 года назад

Various tasks

@said822 4 года назад

He has various tasks and responsibilities.

@largol33t1 4 года назад

It's a running joke on the show. Nobody seems to know WTF Jordan does. In real life, he actually is one of Conan's producers.

@rezah336 4 года назад

he's a jewish censor person

@KamikazeChinaman 4 года назад

He's in charge of making Conan's problems dissappear, if you know what I mean.

@saim2982 5 лет назад

Jordan dresses like an Italian man, especially in Milan

@Mikey-ym6ok 5 лет назад

I'm sure that's not by accident either

@alikazerani 5 лет назад

But in Turin, he dresses like a Bolivian woman.

@AbrahamSalazar210 5 лет назад

Slacks with tucked in button-up shirts or polos, it appears so.

@imhellag 9 лет назад

2:00 JORDAN SMILING WIDE then immediately clamps up lol

@Ghettofinger 9 лет назад

He smiles occasionally. That is his actual behavior, but he is still human. I would assume he as a form of asperger's, especially since he dislikes eye contact.

@chrishaugan8230 9 лет назад

Savos Aren or its an act

@popularopiniondispenser6076 9 лет назад

Savos Aren Dude he's acting. It isn't scripted but he's trying to be as weird as possible.

@noelle115 5 лет назад

“If you use the word ‘various’ one more time, I’m having you arrested” 🤣🤣🤣

@prolly537 5 лет назад

I'm really sorry if this sounds creepy....but we reaally look alike....

@TrutMrTrut 10 лет назад

"pardon me" lol dunno why but this biscotti scene cracks me up

@TimboSlice083 10 лет назад

It's a Biscoto! haha. The God Bless America part cracks me up. So patriotic for such a small and minute thing hehe.

@derbigpr500 10 лет назад

I don't know whats funny about that....or is it normal in america that people don't care about the difference between singular and plurar. I'll have one hamburgers. How does that sound? But then again....90% of you say "more better" or stuff like that....so it's not surprising that a person that can actually talk properly get's mocked.

@TimboSlice083 10 лет назад

derbigpr500 Whoa settle down Beavis. Look Conan is a funny guy so hence forth it is funny to see him speak like that because quite frankly, he does not care. Anyway yeah "more better" is Hawaii slang usually pronounced Mo Betta. I currently live there so I'm justified. :-p

@somebodysomebody6915 10 лет назад

he should have said "better yet"

@sebastiancasas2074 4 года назад

its so interesting that a refined and "cultured" dude like Jordan, has such a messy office

@costellofratelli9625 3 года назад

Producers offices are like that because their thoughts are organized.

@TheMrComentarista 3 года назад

@@costellofratelli9625 why would a messy office imply organized thoughts?

@costellofratelli9625 3 года назад

@@TheMrComentarista he knows where everything is.

@DeathBringer769 2 года назад

@@costellofratelli9625 Organized chaos. I used the same excuse with my parents back in the day with my messy room, lol.

@SightForMemories 2 года назад

oftentimes geniuses have messy lives.

@T1000AX 8 лет назад

2:30 it's hard to tell if he is breaking character or this is the extent of his laughing abilities

@4D4plus4is4D8 8 лет назад

+T1000AX It's both. :)

@RyuJinh 8 лет назад

his a smug little bastard

@altar7885 8 лет назад

yeah he's a slimy little bitch and I can't stand him I guess he's just being kept on because he can be used as comedy fodder

@user-dw3hw9zp9y 8 лет назад

Yeah he breaks character a little bit. He's actually a really funny guy irl.

@Jinseual 8 лет назад

He's learning, take it slow.

@onjofilms 8 лет назад

He broke the most on this episode. So funny.

@waelag 6 лет назад

onjoFilms he broke the most in the recent ones

@FJLC93 6 лет назад

It’s not a character he’s just laughing

@Tofushoots 6 лет назад

The couples therapy one he broke character. First time I saw him do it.

@danielpham8535 6 лет назад

He wasn’t ready. When they walked in he did a normal “hey” and everything

@johnnyvt9 6 лет назад

Autism

@FabulousFab72 2 года назад

Poor Jordan trying so hard not to burst laughing. We all gonna miss so much those little bits with the staff.

@redman958 7 лет назад

"Do you realize that you're from Buffalo?" lol

@youwontlikemysteeze2945 5 лет назад

Nah North Buffalo, clearly.

@angelocapodicasa3096 5 лет назад

Hearing that is the first time I ever wanted to apologize on behalf of Buffalo for allowing something like that to escape into the world.

@jameshau7408 8 лет назад

HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THESE VIDEOS!

@chromitehertz9016 8 лет назад

DUDE IKR

@CLuvTravels 8 лет назад

I'm questioning my life too

@aprath3370 8 лет назад

I found about it yesterday 8pm, well... now its almost 6am ;P

@harshilpatel1478 8 лет назад

same lol hilarious

@divyeshkapgate6835 8 лет назад

same here😂

@elrads 9 лет назад

But nooooooooooooo, people still believe that Conan is mocking the Fake Italian. C'mon, dude was about to laugh in several times during this video.

@Fulscript 9 лет назад

Ben Herrera I seriously hate internet people sometimes. They have to make a story from a comedic show.

@elrads 9 лет назад

Fulscript but you don't hate me, right? Cause I don't like the hating towards myself. But if you share my hatred to the cry-babies, then we're cool.

@Fulscript 9 лет назад

Ben Herrera We're on the same page.

@elrads 9 лет назад

Fulscript Much obliged, mate! Keep on hating! Regards!

@Vyselink 9 лет назад

That point at about the 2:34 mark or so "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" you can see Jordan crack. These two are definitely friends lol

@XtremeConditions 3 года назад

"The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker, I walked through seven doors... If Osama Bin Laden was next to this coffee machine, he'd still be alive today, because no one would ever have found him." LMAO I literally could not stop laughing.

@federtm2 9 лет назад

Jordan Schansky is... FUCKING SMILING!!!!! OMG!!!!

@jaguar123987x 9 лет назад

Marc Molina He had a good day until Conan came by but he didn't let that incident ruin his day!

@ylette 9 лет назад

There was probably just a little glitch in his mood generator that made it work temporarily.

@kayleyeliza1992 10 лет назад

"It's dirty, it's old. It has a simple on/off switch. In English. Cause God bless America, you son of a bitch." hahaha

@MoeMentos 8 лет назад

Really thought Conan would break the 'biscotto' in half, yell 'it's a biscotti now, you dead-eyed psycho', and then casually throw it back in the drawer. Or better yet, begin eating it slow, right in front of Jordan 😂

@tombarrera-navarro3099 7 лет назад

That would have been hilarious.

@reggin867 6 лет назад

B. Smith stfu.

@heatcheck3000 6 лет назад

lmfao

@romanski5811 6 лет назад

But it still wouldn't be biscotti then. It would be two halves of one biscotto.

@abhiu2398 6 лет назад

Jordan, is that you?

@Seantendo 4 года назад

2:04 I love how Jordan avoids eye contact with Conan when he gets close.

@SightForMemories 2 года назад

It's all scripted, but perfomed so well... so I think he has to look away, to not crack.

@hackman6486 6 лет назад

Often referred to as the 'AP', an Associate Producer generally assists the producer in putting the TV program or film together. Duties may include various tasks such as writing, editing, organizing scripts, running the teleprompter in news casts, or helping the editor by making beat calls. He isn't lying...

@aricgoss 5 лет назад

Various tasks from one crafty fake Italian

@gabrielrooks9222 5 лет назад

Thank you Nerdman. Lol.

@cbuchholz71 5 лет назад

so you're saying the associate producer does the work?

@bobblunt7115 5 лет назад

Um guys.. this is obviously Jordan on a fake account trying to keep his job

@yasukosaito6218 5 лет назад

Hackman あ

@HighGTurn6 10 лет назад

Most people think Jordan is just acting, but I read somewhere that people got to talk to Sona personally, and she said Jordan is ACTUALLY like that. Lol

@Epic371Warrio7r 10 лет назад

and he was probably acting like that to make her think that so no one will find out

@SuperWoodgod 10 лет назад

Even if some of it is improvised, they're still playing it up for laughs.

@danielhollocher9520 10 лет назад

I think a few of them have done reddit AMAs, including Jordan, and all of them claim it's all real... including Jordan

@littlecatholicman 10 лет назад

Yeah that's from Reddit, it's not real.

@dsff85 10 лет назад

He's probably like that. He seems very stiff.

@intruda119 10 лет назад

He cracked a smile.

@exmo7 10 лет назад

He was laughing about how pathetic that coffee machine is.

@justgowithitduh5880 10 лет назад

exmo7 I think it's a better moment when he says i didnt want to spend you money needlessly LOL

@Valeyellow46WLF 10 лет назад

Jordan Schlansky needs more on screen appearance

@MrKohlenstoff 10 лет назад

..if not his own show. The Schlansky Show. Or Tonight with Jordan Schlansky. Let's set up a kickstarter campaign already.

@douchemccracken449 9 лет назад

MrKohlenstoff with various topics.

@hithere7442 9 лет назад

Douche McCracken About the Italian way of life

@douchemccracken449 9 лет назад

Bella V haha! And the daily routines of that!

@donjtrump 6 лет назад

I'm in a binge of these videos, Conan is absolutely hilarious, and these two are so opposite they actually have great chemistry somehow ironically

@emanueleg.4651 2 года назад

I am Italian and I find this beyond hilarious. I always come back to have a laugh! Thanks.

@beboppalooka9897 5 лет назад

I love Jordan. Even if he’s not playing a character he’s somehow very endearing and seems like a nice guy.

@davidmartins4666 4 года назад

Conan can make anyone forget about pain in any form, we need more laughter and love these days. Laughter heals us all

@galawhites5499 2 года назад

You're so right! We need clever humour...we need intelligence and laughter so much these days C I A O :)

@lukeedwards5457 Год назад

well said

@liamwimmer5888 8 лет назад

haha jordan trying not to laugh just cracks me up

@brundash8013 3 года назад

“So tell us about this coffee machine” “It’s Lavazza blue LB 2312.”

@vinayl3237 6 лет назад

I fell down a Conan rabbithole!! Literally binged 14 video's!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂👌

@Ms_Farita 5 лет назад

Only 14? Wow, self restraint

@proserfina21096 5 лет назад

me too- I didnt know this Jordan guy but hes funny

@RadiantProductionsSydneyStar 5 лет назад

I just felt like I fell into a maze

@julianf.2603 5 лет назад

I'm like 3 videos in. I don't know how I got here and I'm not sure if I have control anymore. Internet wins again!

@glammer 5 лет назад

I did that once with Norm McDonald. It was like Clockwork Orange and now I just throw up whenever I see or hear Norm.

@alexisbanks5730 10 лет назад

I've come to the conclusion that Jordan Schlansky is a less severe (but much more real) version of Dwight Shrute.

@phreshmark 10 лет назад

^This Guy

@shannakellett9104 3 года назад

😊

@shannakellett9104 3 года назад

Horas

@shannakellett9104 3 года назад

Nope Test IT

@shannakellett9104 3 года назад

Dr Dre

@elle1198 5 лет назад

“Ladies do the Math” 😂😂😂😂

@darlamurillo4546 3 года назад

😂

@BuIIet Год назад

"I suppose that's relative, there are espresso machines that cost $5000" I used that line verbatim when justifying a $600 espresso machine to my family.

@jillianic 8 лет назад

"It's dirty, it's old, it has a simple on-off switch. In English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch." This will never stop being funny

@GunBuddy08 6 лет назад

Definitely the best part of the video!

@prongs8488 8 лет назад

2:35 HE SMILES, THERE IS A GHOST IN THE SHELL

@Darshanaz 8 лет назад

+Sean Hurd At 5:39 He tried so hard not to laugh. :D

@8gypsysoul8 10 лет назад

"In English. Because God bless America. You son of a bitch." Lmao these 2 are too much.

@ladychips 4 года назад

I seriously just discovered these bits with Conan and his staff and pleased with how their videos are doing much much better compared to jimmy videos with celebrity guests

@stevethomas2285 4 года назад

Jimmy's show isn't good. He's very talented, just not at being a talk show host.

@herbs275 Год назад

jimmy, stephen and the other jimmy are just political hacks for the dems. propaganda to the T.

@venkat12527 5 лет назад

"You made a decision for this group the way mussolini made lot of decisions to his country" -- EPIC 😂

@saraigassmann9592 9 лет назад

"One crafty fake Italian." lol

@fredriklindberg6828 9 лет назад

He is a associate producer.

@Emma-zv1jr 8 лет назад

5:44 "In English, cause God Bless America you Son of a b*tch" xDD

@liga8149 3 года назад

Realistically regardless of how awkward he is, he's not wrong most of the time.

@joeschmoe2697 Год назад

Dude bought an espresso machine for ~$500, didn’t inform the office members, and put it right in front of his room that is sectioned off from the rest of the office💀

@TehCuteDuke 11 лет назад

I drink 156 oz of water a day.

@yipingao9770 10 лет назад

***** that's only 4 litres, you can prolly do 15 l per day

@yipingao9770 10 лет назад

a very easily solved problem I'd say

@TehCuteDuke 10 лет назад

I put 5 grams of sodium into each gallon of water I drink.

@vicegirlsusa 10 лет назад

Michel Tiede Sure, if you have hyponatremia and you ingest a massive amount of sodium and/or have a terrible doctor.

@KingUnity22 10 лет назад

OH MY GOD

@LiLsCo0tZ 4 года назад

Surprised Jordan didn't end up with his own show. He's hilarious.

@kintozero3169 Год назад

Jordan works well in a comedy duo as a "straight man" but he still needs a "funny man" to contrast his stonewall demeanor.

@astrovenus8345 6 лет назад

2:21 first time I've seen Jordan break in 3 videos "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" 😂

@ryanfrenzel1434 4 года назад

To this day, I always respond to questions about my job with I have various duties this is my title. Thank you Jordan for helping me avoid small talk.

@doct0rnic 3 года назад

I think this will be my go to as well, Im a freight train conductor and people always want to know exactly what I do.

@MrWilsonVolleyBall 5 лет назад

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" actually Jordan have a nice smile

@marcushalvorsen5189 5 лет назад

This is some of the best entertainment I’ve ever enjoyed. I’ve been a Conan fan since I was a kid, but he’s really at his best when he’s off the stage and just interacting.