[Verse 1] I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew, how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she [Pre-Chorus] Walks by What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better (Wish I were Heather) [Verse 2] Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she [Pre-Chorus] Walks by What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better (I wish I were Heather) [Bridge] (Oh) Wish I were Heather (Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather [Chorus] Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were
