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Forget tea parties. Conan makes his own special American Girl Doll and shares an awkward, boozy lunch with it.
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@akhaiiro 9 лет назад

I think that waiter deserves a round of applause, serious professionalism for that job

@TheCaptain008 9 лет назад

Agreed, I'd buy that guy a beer. I would have lost complete composure as soon as the doll was throwing a fit in German. Too funny.

@lostkavalier 9 лет назад

he wouldve got a large tip lol

@Blackrew 9 лет назад

I agree. Plus his boss is right next to him

@andrewchen9642 9 лет назад

BlackrewDigital i said that

@Blackrew 9 лет назад

Andrew Chen Ok. I didn't see it.

@Willosophy 3 года назад

The waiter looks like a frat guy who worked there as a joke and just never quit because he actually enjoys it.

@justayoutubecommentator3059 3 года назад

It’s kinda cute bahaha

@justayoutubecommentator3059 3 года назад

It would make a great sitcom

@OOlympus 3 года назад

I would.go there just for him

@unbroken5885 3 года назад

He works there because he is a handsome man and makes bank in a girly place like this.

@nathancrossen2224 3 года назад

He's waiting for his own Agnes Schweitzhoffer.

@user-en3tx3zu3j 2 года назад

The German yelling and pounding on the table is absolute gold.

@BJ-bi9xv 2 года назад

That part is the freaking BEST 😭🤣!!!

@jesseslack2089 2 года назад

@@BJ-bi9xv Everytime it gets to that part I start dying!!

@kam0eb 2 года назад

Everything about this video is gold but especially as a German yeah agreed this scene was best hahaha

@MyFlightTV1 Год назад

Super funny! Loved that part. 😁

@kam0eb Год назад

@Dystopian Space Saga yeah I'm from West-Germany and no, I gotta tell you that this was one of these stereotypical germanic gibberish accents. We don't sound like shouting Nazis here (as portrayed in your shows mostly)

@NASkeywest Год назад

I love how passionate the manager is about protecting the innocence of the dolls.

@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 8 месяцев назад

He Moonlights, as the "protector" of Tiffany's Innocence. It ain't the first time Tiffany has said "Thanks, for Paying me."

@theprocrastinationartist 5 лет назад

I love how this all started with an innocent interview then ended with a middle aged dad with drinking problems and an illegal daughter he adopted.

@faizans4537 5 лет назад

The Procrastination Artist lol

@mattneal5257 4 года назад

The tour guide is clearly a little shaken by this experience

@mylesandres8201 4 года назад

The procrastination artist you may friend, is now one of my favorite people on the world😂😂

@HawkinaBox 4 года назад

I'm dead! XD

@colmphillips887 4 года назад

Hey , that’s his “play pattered “😂

@birdyad9688 4 года назад

When Agnes started screaming german 😂

@tretre3892 4 года назад

😂😂😂 best part

@veolaperry7165 4 года назад

I died!

@scottmatheson2390 4 года назад

and banging her fist on the table like Hitler!

@antoncigur3727 4 года назад

I've lost it completely

@omalila7399 4 года назад

I can't get enough of watching it. I'm German, by the way. 😂

@AccessoriesAddict5528 3 года назад

"It was my daughter's birthday. I couldn't be there, I'm a celebrity." 😂😂😂

@gigglingboyinthebackground2902 3 года назад

"My agent told me my daughter named her doll something......."

@JaydevRaol 2 года назад

😂

@HaNamJa-1 5 месяцев назад

Dark comedy at its finest

@lucastyler7272 3 года назад

7:57 “Pay him to go away.” Seemed to give the manager a sincere laugh.

@meredumais4934 2 года назад

He’d have to be lobotomized not to lose it over that line 😂

@Eidlones 2 года назад

I dunno, his look right after that was like, "God... why did I agree to do this? He's making our service look stupid"

@hansholbein1047 5 лет назад

“Homicide really isnt part of Of Of OF OF OF our storyline”

@GlobeStan 4 года назад

Totally not a robot

@bendovahkiin8405 4 года назад

i bet he killed someone he looks like the guy in the movies who is afraid of germs and does the cleanest of killings

@elykspuz6596 4 года назад

@@bendovahkiin8405 it's not part of the dolls storylines. But it's HIS life.

@itzdenise9409 4 года назад

Its english

@ramlathers8182 4 года назад

meanwhile the dolls backstory involves rescuing her dad in the war of 1812!

@nr1que 4 года назад

They should seriously make a movie about two teenage girls one from 1974 and one from 1934 going back in time to help a teenage girl from 1812 rescue her father

@WisteriaBerlitz 4 года назад

It'd be cool if they used the dolls like Team America

@brenobacci 4 года назад

It would be quite a short movie. Handgun. Movie over.

@yee8581 4 года назад

Netflix: write that down, write that down!!!

@janeiiy365 4 года назад

@@yee8581 true

@janeiiy365 4 года назад

@@brenobacci yeah but you know movies never take the easy route

@entorri 3 года назад

According to Conan himself, he was absolutely TRASHED while filming the meal portion. Rewatching it with that knowledge makes this 1000% better.

@manalkhalid2130 3 года назад

Where'd you find out?

@kittypwnz 3 года назад

@@manalkhalid2130 prolly bs. you can see he only has like half that glass of wine over the course of the bit.

@carlisias 3 года назад

@@manalkhalid2130 he mentioned it on an episode of Conan needs A Friend.

@gabrielcastrillon1837 3 года назад

the video where he confesses. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SMXYbvCxWlE.html

@AccessoriesAddict5528 3 года назад

He says in that video: "You're gonna see me really trashed, talking to a doll."

@brianmorton9419 Год назад

The way the manager reacts to Conan asks if Caroline kills anyone, it’s like she really did and they’ve been covering it up for 200 years

@ChrisChew 4 года назад

5:46 “She afraid of butterflies, she was attacked by one in Germany before she fled”😂💀💀💀💀

@katebell1974 4 года назад

ChrisChew my favorite part 😂

@Ldr1999 4 года назад

It sounds def like me 🤣

@svge96 4 года назад

Hearing a word "butterfly" in german is already an attack

@dilara1916 4 года назад

As someone who lives in Germany, I can relate

@adudewatchingyoutubevids 4 года назад

I love how increasingly frustrated the store manager becomes

@lesliepropheter5040 4 года назад

Plenty of takes I'm sure they were there all day. What a strange job for these two grown men to have, gotta be a back story there.

@goofygrandlouis6296 3 года назад

@@lesliepropheter5040 haha

@goofygrandlouis6296 3 года назад

@@lesliepropheter5040 A "back" story indeed..

@fia7763 3 года назад

@@lesliepropheter5040 they probably have daughters or nieces. employees get a discount on playsets and dolls.

@EgonSupreme 3 года назад

@@lesliepropheter5040 I think the backstory might be "they needed a job." It usually is.

@stonewallperformance Год назад

Lmao what's most amazing about this skit is that the American Girl company actually approved this to air lol

@roscoejones4515 2 года назад

The store manager increasingly wishes corporate had not agreed to do this.

@Gwitty778 4 года назад

Everybody gangsta until the dolls start movin.

@cloudstriker3972 4 года назад

HAHAHAH

@DK19998 4 года назад

And speak nazi

@wormonstring4258 4 года назад

everyone gansta till jah starts talking 😳

@spdadventurer1754 4 года назад

best comment award😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@Gabrosoft 4 года назад

i snorted

@ardenmcr7974 4 года назад

This is essentially a ten-minute video of three grown men playing with a doll. Best ten minutes spent in my life.

@reflexionesdelabiblia6711 4 года назад

Hahaha

@jesterjunio4653 4 года назад

9 mins

@brookebowers3529 4 года назад

this is so fabulous!

@Vanessa-cl3oz 4 года назад

Been on this train for almost 2 hours, and I can’t stop

@slappymckracken7935 4 года назад

"Best ten minutes spent in my life" okay well then that was the most depressing 10 seconds I've spent in mine.

@MichaelJMacIsaac 3 года назад

Revisiting after many years due to his recent retirement. This has aged like fine wine. Conan has that wonderful ability of satire where everyone, including the satirized, can laugh and not feel offended. He's always had a humble approach to show business and being a celebrity. Gonna miss his show as he was one of the best.

@adishripadiyar6438 3 года назад

I think he’s one of the few late night hosts that can adapt and evolve. Even with the end of thr late night show I think he’s expanding to doing soemthing more on HBO, that might pave the way

@tempota7792 2 года назад

Sad about his long time show, as it was a pillar, be it with the NYC NBC flavor, or the LA TBS flavor. But here's to what gets me real excited: now he has the undivided energy and time to pursue what I'm sure is all of our favorite thing: Conan on remotes, especially Conan Without Borders. That would make TV instantly watchable again for me, no questions asked. Btw, wasn't CWB a series on Netflix already?

@user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 года назад

He's not retired. He's just doing different shows.

@yvonneshanson1525 2 года назад

Did Conan retire.??!..😲😫

@user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 года назад

@@yvonneshanson1525 No, he still makes content.

@ISBuckley8 Год назад

Conan making the doll a picky eater and easily irritated was honestly so relatable

@hussain4251 5 лет назад

When agnus starts yelling in german ... i can't i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teresaf.2638 5 лет назад

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@Hwan.421 5 лет назад

Josh A. Did nazi that coming.

@charles4006 5 лет назад

@@Hwan.421 LMFAOOOOOOO. That was a good one.

@merlinious01 5 лет назад

I only took German 1, only picked out a few words. Anyone got a translation.

@jancdrk 5 лет назад

@@merlinious01 well I'm German and the only thing I understood was "something something, Schnitzel, something something, Glaubens- (2nd part of word missing), something something". So not really anything to be translated haha

@oceanallison5583 4 года назад

I have a feeling he wasn’t welcomed back

@scottmatheson2390 4 года назад

and Agnes was deported...

@kic8523 4 года назад

@@scottmatheson2390 To the nearest dumpster.

@moon_marina 4 года назад

asdfj O MY GOD I AM DYING RN

@linaa5341 4 года назад

Same lol

@linaa5341 4 года назад

Kic852 how could you😑

@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg Год назад

“I was in Gstaad skiing with Bono.” That line is absolute comedy gold. I actually used that line once to explain my absence.

@just-tess Год назад

or according to the subs, "it was it my daughter's birthday I couldn't be there on the celebrity there's God skiing with Bono"

@parisye1337 Год назад

Conan said in an interview that during this remote he accidentally got actually drunk (which is super rare for him) which honestly explains a lot about how this video went

@littleplant_ 5 лет назад

"Did the dad actually leave town to find work or did he find someone else?" Employee: **gets slightly triggered**

@caitlyn86 5 лет назад

he got flashbacks

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 лет назад

Yep

@idkiactuallydontknow8000 5 лет назад

they were about to explode of laughter at the food table 😂😂

@ahyaahya2447 5 лет назад

Hahaha

@PrincessP1999 5 лет назад

@@caitlyn86 LOL

@victoriablack422 5 лет назад

The guy giving him a tour was soooo annoyed 😂 But the waiter was awesome

@bobbelcher678 5 лет назад

I heard he is part of the Conan stuff out in to make it a bit more fun

@dollsNcats 5 лет назад

happy feet he prob sees so crap lol and then got stuck with this 😂😂😂

@saifqasem8998 5 лет назад

It is because the waiter is the one who deal with kids

@laurelcook9078 5 лет назад

Victoria black nah, they get tipped

@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671 5 лет назад

the waiter was an actor and doesn't really work at the store. Tiffany is an actress as well.

@DF-kf8th 2 года назад

Waiter: “This is the cafe. This is where the magic happens guys.” Conan: “This is where people sit with dolls and eat.”

@cillobillo1059 2 года назад

I love it when the store manager not only instantly flies to the word “homicide”, but does a neck slashing motion to tell Conan to quit it with the killing stuff.

@ninamercado4064 4 года назад

The way they all fled to catch the doll when it almost fell like she's real

@theweirdoag2277 3 года назад

Trust me after spending a 100 dollars on the doll she feels real (I’m saying this purely as a joke not to be snippy.)

@chelsealopez8641 3 года назад

I instinctually move to catch my dolls, especially after I just brushed their hair

@marleycopeland9850 3 года назад

I just came to the comments looking for this exact comment.

@clockworkNate 3 года назад

@@theweirdoag2277 Username checks out... lol

@fossilizedwater6693 3 года назад

Im pretty sure everyone who works there lost their daughter

@ramlathers8182 4 года назад

I love it when Conan gets irritated because they aren't pronouncing his doll's bizarre German name properly,

@pokoirlyase5931 4 года назад

SCHWARZHOFER!!!!

@puppycattango 4 года назад

Pokoirl YaSe SCHVITZHOFER

@Smurez 4 года назад

It probably would be "Schweizhofer", at least this could actually be a last name. The waiter pronounced it good, atleast at good as conan

@BlackWarriorsFA 4 года назад

Schweizhafer is what he says.

@vivijawhar5234 4 года назад

Yeah that’s like The Whole point

@ladychips 3 года назад

it's always interesting when Conan hangs out with someone who's really serious and professional about the job. The interaction is always something else

@user-kz5vh4it5k 3 года назад

gosh dude, about a year ago youtube wouldn't stop recommending me this. I knew who Conan was but I'd never watched his show or anything. at some point I just clicked on the video to satisfy RU-vid's algorithm because my god it was always in my recommended. that threw me down the Conan rabbithole and now I'm a huge fan. so thanks youtube, I guess

@Mephianse81 8 лет назад

The german screaming, omg gets me everytime

@JulesD92 8 лет назад

sounds not german at all but funny as hell

@Mephianse81 8 лет назад

obviously a imitation

@ToolsOfDead 7 лет назад

what german ?

@FacheChanteDeux 7 лет назад

I have tears streaming down my face. I have not laughed that hard in years.

@JulesD92 7 лет назад

+robert r completely unnecessary

@jennatandy6272 8 лет назад

"It's time, you are one of the chosen" 😂

@holly2011 8 лет назад

My fav part xD

@BLJtheYoutbeAddict 8 лет назад

+Nova Star I lost my shit when I saw that part for the 1st time lol

@BLJtheYoutbeAddict 8 лет назад

+Pyrofrosty No reference, I just found that part extremely funny lol

@HeyItsJoeB 8 лет назад

+Pyrofrosty I thought my phone broke because it was all white..

@fatpowerful 8 лет назад

that made me laugh harder than it should have.

@CaseyBlizzard 3 года назад

I love how the manager was trying to hold in his laugh whenever Conan made the doll shout belligerently LOL

@frankie3987 Год назад

I always use that "pay him to go away" line whenever I'm stuck in a situation with an annoying person.

@MissJoy16 Год назад

🤣

@hey.... 4 года назад

“Schfeizhoffer?” “Schweizhoffer!” “Sfightshopper?” “SCHWEIZHOFFER”

@pennywang6461 4 года назад

Fwightoffle

@blackboy1604 4 года назад

Croxion 0 Damn it got another 119 likes a week after

@hey.... 4 года назад

black boy haven’t been on YT in a while. Didn’t expect so much likes.

@veronikawiesheu4182 4 года назад

It's Schweiz, it is a german word and means switzerland xD lol

@saintseiya2887 4 года назад

Agnes Schfiggtzhoffeer is Chucky long lost cousin😆😆🤣

@BloodylocksBathory 4 года назад

Thing is Conan's behavior at the table is probably similar to a lot of self entitled kids who show up in the cafe, so the server is probably used to this. XD

@Bread-jf5do 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure the server is actually part of Conan's staff and put on the uniform for the bit. I know at least some of them are.

@tannernewbanks5961 4 года назад

I’m your thousandth. Be happy.

@erickchajon5049 4 года назад

@@Bread-jf5do nah the guy actually works there he's an actor on the side tho it's LA

@mariomanosalvas8527 4 года назад

@@erickchajon5049 if exposure is what that waiter wanted exposure is what he got. 10,219,170.00 views

@amandat77 4 года назад

@cutiepie9419 3 года назад

This was one of the first Conan videos I ever watched and I couldn't believe how I had never heard of this gem. He is so incredibly funny and from all the videos I've seen of him, he is absolutely amazing, he's what I call a real comedian, he makes jokes on the spot, keeps the jokes respectable when needed, and plus he never fails to make me laugh!

@tempota7792 2 года назад

Yeah, his remotes are the peak of TV for me. It would be a very sad day should RU-vid ever deletes/loses his vids on remote.

@Austroid 3 года назад

When Agnes started angrily slamming the table! 🤣💀

@cliveconrad6460 4 года назад

It must be so awkward doing that in front of people who aren’t laughing at all, meanwhile everyone loves it on RU-vid. Just imagine making all the little voices and having people stand there straight faced.

@akamego 3 года назад

Pretty sure they’re told to stay as calm & collected as possible. Conan is funnier with a straight man or two.

@jononeil4466 3 года назад

Would have to be watching with your eyes closed to say they weren't laughing at all

@chromatica892 3 года назад

His team would be laughing tho

@pokaay3163 3 года назад

Well, he did get there by just being the funniest he can be- if a couple people along the way aren’t reciprocating I doubt he’d be too discouraged considering where he is.

@cliveconrad6460 3 года назад

@@pokaay3163 well yeah, Conan seems fine and reasonably so, but it still must be awkward no matter how he got there. Not discouraged as he still has an audience that loves it but just strange at times.

@contramundum2.0paradigmshi10 5 лет назад

"Because that doesn't happen when you're trying to rescue someone...during war."

@mattneal5257 4 года назад

Contra Mundum 2.0 [Paradigm Shift] I almost fell over at that line

@alexios9848 2 года назад

I lost it when he moved the head of the doll while speaking german and then the angry beating on the table 😂😂

@pegah_di 4 года назад

That doll store was the creepiest rich people's thing I have ever seen.

@pauvretori 3 года назад

How are they creepy????,

@xxx_mia_xxxx_renexxx5873 3 года назад

@@pauvretori it’s because there’s just dolls standing every were and some people are scared of dolls

@davidwaters8902 3 года назад

I've been. They actually put food in front of the doll at the table with a straight face. And all these male waiters wearing these hot pink aprons. It's definitely an experience.

@foreversundolls4917 3 года назад

Well that’s your opinion, I like American girl dolls and they aren’t creepy

@georgethornburg9259 3 года назад

Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 лет назад

The waiter really tries lol poor guy. He's a good sport

@JustNatax3 7 лет назад

Thomasin Lockwood "poor guy"? I'm 100% sure he knows it's a joke and is acting just like he is. Don't pity him lol

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 лет назад

Nati Whatever of course, but I still feel sympathy. It's like when you see a play and are moved emotionally by actors :)

@connah117 7 лет назад

Thomasin I'm trying to binge watch Conan videos....I don't need you staring at me from the bottom of the screen :P

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 лет назад

Connah Andrews LOL hello friend! :) I didn't know you liked Conan too!

@77derya77 7 лет назад

I felt very sorry for him

@kingmortz 4 года назад

"You're in Los Angeles. In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - immediate sincere laugh from both gentlemen :D

@williamchandler2558 3 года назад

That's funny

@jacobwilliams6856 2 года назад

They're trying not to laugh lol.

@JaydevRaol 2 года назад

😁

@gisforhungry 2 года назад

This video was from 7 years ago and we still love it. Conan is timeless.

@NoellaScott 2 года назад

We really needed to explore more of Conan's play patterns

@DeadlyNyghtShayde 4 года назад

"And her activities are suspicious." *Zooms in on that vacant half smile*

@guest0407 4 года назад

This comment made me laugh as much as the original joke.

@PwnergysTech 5 лет назад

The way they all reached for Agnus when she was falling off the table absolutely KILLED me 😂

@isabellaconnery9365 4 года назад

Kevin Hideroa HAHA I JUST SAW THAT PARTTTRT

@antoncigur3727 4 года назад

It is AGNES!

@dani-xw3lc 3 года назад

7:54

@Pscyllehr 2 года назад

Hahahah me too

@just-tess Год назад

@@antoncigur3727 not according to the magazine cover at the end!

@CanadianAmerican 3 года назад

This is one of my all-time favorite clips. Conan has enough confidence and humility to act as silly as he wants to, even when others around him don't have a sense of humor - Ha!

@lou5368 3 года назад

DAMN, that doll just became so alive. That was so brilliant, every interaction with the waiter.

@stop08it 2 года назад

yeah it's incredibly how he brought her to life, his mind is funny and imaginative

@flowerpersonminianer1553 8 лет назад

They've gotta get the parents drunk so they feel more inclined to buy a $115 doll for their children

@FortisOne 8 лет назад

Omg

@xboxgamer8359 7 лет назад

Shots anyone?

@thebigmoosy9706 7 лет назад

Francine would say: "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!

@tracyqin7589 7 лет назад

Trent Boyett Where's the Clorox?

@amilahmic6447 7 лет назад

Flowerperson Minianer 1000th like

@xdd560 4 года назад

Imagine being like a seven year old girl and in the next room you hear Conan O'Brien yelling about chicken to a doll.

@lebbo88 2 года назад

And then yelling fake German in a high voice.

@richamathur5039 2 года назад

@@lebbo88 you

@BareBandSubscription 2 года назад

I already imagine this on a weekly basis.

@mediocreman2 Год назад

They did this sketch when there were no customers around. Probably just before opening hours.

@olg06 Год назад

Ironically the story lines of these AG books are more traumatizing than that.

@indianajones575 2 года назад

The best part is when she started slamming the table and screaming in German 😂

@McCrapweasel 7 месяцев назад

The waiter. Even at such an asinine job, with a total goofball at the table, he maintained perfect professionalism. Bravo, sir.

@iHeartTaylorS1 8 лет назад

The manager hates Conan

@krist8362 8 лет назад

+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so

@krist8362 8 лет назад

+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so

@LotusInitiate72 8 лет назад

+Miranda Luu the waiter hates him

@hijgjjdkygbjhguftiyuuyyu2206 8 лет назад

everyone hates conan

@suzawilo 8 лет назад

+RedLotus Assassin I think the men take their jobs way too seriously. I mean they're grown men working for a toy brand, lighten up.

@oliviawinkler6684 7 лет назад

I PISSED MYSELF WHEN THE DOLL STARTED TO YELL IN GERMAN 😂😂😂

@hamzaa6000 7 лет назад

Olivia Wink Ummm I'm pretty sure the doll screamed in German... but hey, I agree, it was still funny

@saeedvazirian 7 лет назад

Like a nuremberg speech?

@captainx-raygaming7287 5 лет назад

He started banging her hand down

@ByronVoogt 5 лет назад

Seriously.... every time I need a good laugh, I play this video and skip right to that part. Gets me every time.

@thesprawl2361 5 лет назад

I just laughed, but each to their own.

@flowersafeheart 4 года назад

Oh my gosh, that waiter is just purely serious professionalism as if Conan is some sort of fancy VIP child.

@antoncigur3727 2 года назад

I love how everyone is looking at Agnes when Conan starts speaking in german accent, like if she was alive.

@inuyasha1014 4 года назад

Conan slowly descends into madness for 9 minutes straight

@1rickopotamus 3 года назад

It's a thing of beauty

@faisalhaniff 2 года назад

And I'm here for it

@AdmiralWinfrey Год назад

And he'll do it again tomorrow

@eee_inn2658 Год назад

I think that might be every remote segment and I love it

@debrachambers1304 Год назад

Descends?

@Wolf6119 6 лет назад

"Can you do something for the doll so that it looks more like... *Mother?* "

@aliakbari5865 5 лет назад

Mike Pence's special request

@BiiMesiah 5 лет назад

@skabsjhajajvsj9922 5 лет назад

Wolf6120 yrdkgdvv

@nivednewalit8117 5 лет назад

Wolf6120 I see you in the comment section in all the blind wave videos.

@peggie7126 5 лет назад

@@aliakbari5865 I love it!!!!

@WavyFBaby 6 месяцев назад

06:27 that’s why no one can beat Conan. That German with the hand slam would never have been thought of by anyone else 😂😂😂

@solidkingcobra 2 года назад

Conan getting shietfaced at American Girl Doll Store is the best shiet ever.

@Caseyroseyx 6 лет назад

"I call this how girls treated me in elementary school....all backs turned" 😂

@heartpursuer 5 лет назад

AND holding hands with each other. Double-rejection. 😂

@Zeckmon3 5 лет назад

Caseyroseyx I read this the same as the part when Conan said that xD

@sugasweet5704 5 лет назад

Caseyroseyx 😂😂😂😂😂

@mr.q337 5 лет назад

RELATABLE =)))

@UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад

Best line

@CHIZ4 5 лет назад

when the hand starts pounding the table wit the german gibberish i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zgSH4DOW 5 лет назад

I dont think she was pounding the table...

@mattneal5257 4 года назад

Me too. The manager did not seem to enjoy any of it sadly

@TakezoLFC 4 года назад

Matt Neal he cracked a smile tho

@Dknyj6891 2 года назад

“It’s time. You are one of the chosen.” - When you get sucked into a Conan remote binge.

@ExploreLin10 2 года назад

Every time I'm feeling sad about anything in my life, I search this video. Thank you Conan for doing this, I laugh just as hard as the first time I've seen it, and I'm now showing it to my daughter, and now we laugh together. Love this video 😅😂🖤

@MG-np6wh 5 лет назад

"Oh my god, you worked in Guantanamo!" HAHAHAHA

@aisyhudson3676 5 лет назад

What is that really?

@PoemJunkie 4 года назад

Aisy Hudson basically he’s implying the waiter is torturing him.

@Digitalhunny 4 года назад

"Pay him to go away!" BWAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@brenobacci 4 года назад

@@Digitalhunny Like I said above, Agnes is a major bitch. Not a fan of riddles, either.

@caseyadelaide1370 5 лет назад

You can tell the waiter is living in LA to pursue his childhood dream of being Channing Tatum and is now working at the American girl restaurant

@bumblebeebrass164 5 лет назад

KC Couture hahahahaha

@daggettooo 5 лет назад

To quote him: „Absolutely!“ 😂

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 лет назад

Lol Hahahaha

@mandaleigh5249 5 лет назад

lol right?! I feel so bad for him! Haha

@davidtang4462 5 лет назад

He got to be Joey Tribbiani!!

@ninelivesisnotenough9320 2 года назад

I love how full on Conan is and doesn’t even care! 😂 Everyone should be like Conan.

@drunkenmasterii3250 2 года назад

The manager face going through all sort of emotions is one of the best thing about this video.

@ryn_eckert 7 лет назад

Conan is the funniest living talk show host. No one can tell me otherwise.

@rohitparthasarathy6551 7 лет назад

Katie Dunlap indeed

@iamironclaw 7 лет назад

IMO, Craig Ferguson is way funnier in every way. Just too bad he stopped doing his talk show... so in a way you are right.

@ryn_eckert 7 лет назад

***** I definitely see what you mean. Craig is hilarious, but Conan's style appeals to me more if you know what I mean.

@hismom5600 7 лет назад

Katie Dunlap agreed

@nikolai3345 7 лет назад

Brianda Pondexter A

@AleynaSeymen 8 лет назад

i laughed so much when he started making her talk german and when she was about to fall down her chair lol and when he said youre in la , everyones age goes down in here

@halidg1079 8 лет назад

You just mentioned every moment of the video lol

@jadatoav 8 лет назад

+AleynaSeymen ... more funny.

@randolphtorres1028 6 лет назад

Aleyna

@tikiavelazquez598 6 лет назад

I lost it when the doll was about to fall off the chair and they three of them went to get her

@jennyschroeder1717 3 года назад

I sadly was never allowed to get one because my mom thought all the clothes and items were too expensive and didn’t want to get me started just to get nothing else but the doll. Honestly all I ever wanted was the doll. Molly was my favorite and I read all her books and just wanted her. Finally bought her myself when I turned 23.

@marlaacolee 3 года назад

Girl I’m 16 and just got mine down from the attic, I bought my dream doll earlier too

@rainbowgirlism 3 года назад

So glad you got her!

@mandy785 3 года назад

Same. I always wanted one too. I loved Addy.

@JackChiefton 3 года назад

Damn, that’s sad. Makes me wanna cry actually.

@Blueberryyymuffin 3 месяца назад

My mom got the Canadian version for $10 at Goodwill. It had tonnes of clothes and accessories with it

@jamesbyronmusic9843 2 месяца назад

“It is time. You are one of the chosen.”😅

@naibunuuni 7 лет назад

"I'd like a doll with some skin damage and one who's prone to depression" xD

@essiethehippiechild 5 лет назад

Those poor people 😂🙈 They genuinely looked pissed and annoyed.

@KronStaro 5 лет назад

its all scripted improv, they are told in advance what Conan will be doing.

@essiethehippiechild 5 лет назад

@@KronStaro Then those people are good actors 😂 They looked pissed

@Miumiu0404 5 лет назад

They’re taking it too seriously 😂

@mrbroccholi 5 лет назад

They may know how he's gonna act, still they're highly annoyed and that's awesome

@eolsunder 4 года назад

They are grownups making up stories about a bunch of dolls, with play hospitals and cafe's, so yes they are a bit weird. The ones that looked annoyed really are annoyed that someone jumped into their doll fantasy world. And on a side note.. TIFFANY! wowzers...

@tsuba14 2 года назад

this is comedy gold. the fact that kimmel and fallon have shows is just criminal.

@jiminybillybob4148 8 лет назад

I just have a huge feeling that Conan is banned from stores, especially this one lol

@Kicksno1fan 8 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jkl799 8 лет назад

They seem in on the joke. I've seen some of his skits that the store/people aren't happy about it. ;)

@YouGetThePicture_08 7 лет назад

me too XD

@melblue6293 7 лет назад

Constipated Turd 😂😂😂😂 ik

@alphalax7240 7 лет назад

Do you find the vicodin joke funny Dr.House?

@hellokitty5742 5 лет назад

7:53 i love how they both went in to save her !! LOL

@angeliquemarie7388 4 года назад

Right! They were trying to save her life 😂

@JohnDoe-xy5dd 4 года назад

Now that's dedication.

@dv9239 4 года назад

Those are people who love their work

@suzylux 4 года назад

omg that's so creepy! They're so used to treating those dolls like they're real people, their reflexes took over.

@nighyablount4273 4 года назад

Suzy Lux no seriously i work here we legit have to treat them like humans

@BJ-bi9xv 2 года назад

@2:30… Guy: "Homicide isn't part of the American Girl Doll story" Conan: "YEAH, cause that doesn't happen when you are trying rescue someone… during WAR!!!" 😂😂😂!!!!!!

@calebross8174 Год назад

Man, when the doll starts spouting German, I lose it.

@karadillon7200 4 года назад

Agnes- “HES MARRIED!!!” Conan- “shut up.” Agnes- “You make me sick” ✋😭

@skimshady510 3 года назад

I love how the doll becomes an outlet for Conan's inner voice. "Beg him to go away"

@afiqueamirule5772 3 года назад

Kara you're in a magazine cover wow you deserve it cutie 😚

@loretita06 3 года назад

The fact my name is Agnes 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

@dank_frank2580 3 года назад

@@loretita06 is your last name also Schfeizhoffer?

@loretita06 3 года назад

@@dank_frank2580 XD I WISH

@AustinBOSSton 9 лет назад

Can we please give this waiter the biggest raise ever? If he hasn't already quit to pursue his future career as the Riddler?

@nuccidesu 9 лет назад

Austin Smith Seriously, this waiter is GOOD

@brianfowle3172 8 лет назад

He is the riddler

@Okeydonkey 8 лет назад

Brian Fowle and Agnes is ScarFace with conan as the ventriloquist

@ChoctawNawtic4 8 лет назад

+Austin Smith He's probably an actor. Anyone who knows anything about LA knows a lot of out of work actors are waiters.

@JoRoWi83 8 лет назад

+ChoctawNawtic Ding Ding ding

@notbill08 3 года назад

Conan always nails the improv 🤣

@gabbidurham 3 года назад

7:01 *the amount of antidepressants in my system*

@itskevbruh84 4 года назад

The doll screaming in german killed me

@brianramirez4638 4 года назад

Me too

@cherryitzyy8355 4 года назад

I didn't understand anything lol and I am german

@justanotheruser2611 4 года назад

memesarelife༄ you mean you couldn’t understand what the doll was saying?

@cherryitzyy8355 4 года назад

orangesoda ツ yeah

@MsB1r2i3a4n5 4 года назад

orangesoda ツ of course he couldnt understand it . Conan made that up

@aliensondope789 4 года назад

Her backstory: She was attacked by butterflies in Germany.

@domzzcardzz7985 3 года назад

Before the flood

@adithyanvinod8342 3 года назад

AND was daughter of heitiler

@user-mj8gv8pl7v 3 года назад

Got shot by soviet

@judgeholden9942 3 года назад

Sie hat Krieg mit Schmetterling im Deutschland

@SurajGupta_3D 2 года назад

@@adithyanvinod8342 naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye

@onion6703 2 года назад

“Smile my shine, my window pane, frown at me and down comes my rain.” Conan face palms, “Oh my god, you worked at Guantanamo”

@mlliana Год назад

Everything about this remote is GOLD comedic gold

@IngvarMar 4 года назад

I lost it when “she” started screaming in german and hitting the table with her hand

@rexsceleratorum1632 3 года назад

You forgot the scare quotes around "German"

@gutaplayer 2 года назад

LMFAO SAME

@jamescamero4716 Год назад

Not sure if you noticed but that was Conan making her do that.

@Sam-fw3xb 4 года назад

How girls treated me in Elementary School 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

@brenobacci 4 года назад

Good point. There's so many funny things on this video you almost forget that part on the beginning. "That didn't work" - LMAO.

@azuresa5356 4 года назад

Loved that line XD

@kodiak3970 7 месяцев назад

I like how his doll voice sounds like the baby from dinosaurs

@davetbrunner 4 месяца назад

I'm rewatching this for the 17th time 😅

@gmmg8734 5 лет назад

*What goes up but never goes down?* "Um I would say that's a 1990's view of the real-estate market." XD

@qeorqie8843 5 лет назад

*bUt iTs FrEe rEaL eStAtE*

@cookiemonster6594 5 лет назад

The fact he thinks of this stuff on the spot is absurd

@nbtstan3198 5 лет назад

My answer was depression. I need help.

@touchyissues799 5 лет назад

That should be the slogan for Viagra.

@Soloman_Gumball 5 лет назад

@@nbtstan3198 The real answer is just as depressing, your age.

@Babigh0ulll 5 лет назад

"She entered the United States illegally" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SoulKingBK 5 лет назад

Pixel Pxerella guess they’re gonna put her in a cage.

@tonyh7119 5 лет назад

@@SoulKingBK hopefully

@pavel22100 5 лет назад

We know he said that, we watched the same clip pleb

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 лет назад

😂 lol

@jessicawyatt1412 5 лет назад

Gotta love Agnes🤘

@joeybaddog398 3 года назад

Conan has a vivid imagination and seemed to really enjoy playing with the dolls :) I wonder if he bought any after the shoot

@lilylitwinko2262 3 года назад

I'm just realizing now that I've never been to an American girl store and I feel that I missed a major part of my childhood

@benparker384 4 года назад

the manager just standing there in shock of Conans psychosis

@froginatophat1042 4 года назад

And the waiter is just playing into it, you could see it in his little smirk