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Jack "Action Jack" Barker's own creation, the Conjoined Triangle of Success, now taught at business schools! The serendipity of the coincidence!
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From HBO's Silicon Valley

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Комментарии : 117   
@thatguywiththeface9463
@thatguywiththeface9463 7 месяцев назад
Brilliant writing. 'Conjoined triangles of success' aka a box, of which he literally cannot think outside of.
@And-ur6ol
@And-ur6ol 7 месяцев назад
but now they teach it at howard! Also, Merry christmas
@2tiddies404
@2tiddies404 4 месяца назад
and then he literally becomes a hostage because of it. so funny
@Capitan_Chaos
@Capitan_Chaos 3 месяца назад
Nice explanation. Never thought of it like that.
@0veratedcrazyness
@0veratedcrazyness Месяц назад
That's such a good observation, makes it even funnier!
@spare1793
@spare1793 Месяц назад
And literally building 😂
@Vasemmalta
@Vasemmalta Год назад
"Compromise is the shared hypotenuse of the conjoined triangles of success" I can't explain why I love that line so much. He looks so proud to explain that bit of it.
@HectorGarayJrTV
@HectorGarayJrTV Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spcwrnglr
@spcwrnglr 7 месяцев назад
Not just impressed, but surprised that it was pointed out.
@Rilex037
@Rilex037 5 месяцев назад
why is it funny? cause nobody gets the angle they wanted?
@bradmetcalf5333
@bradmetcalf5333 3 месяца назад
He's so proud Richard pointed it out lol
@ValseInstrumentalist
@ValseInstrumentalist Год назад
"You're right... I did that wrong." Gotta love Tobo.
@jkta97
@jkta97 Год назад
The funny thing is if he had left out the last question out of his Google monologue, it would have been a pretty good speech.
@drewg4323
@drewg4323 8 месяцев назад
​ @jkta97 It still was a pretty good speech because Tobo is just that good
@hazelxhouse
@hazelxhouse 2 года назад
"A box. They make a box. You can't make that shit up" 😂😂😂
@omkarbhambure9530
@omkarbhambure9530 7 месяцев назад
But you did
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 6 месяцев назад
@@omkarbhambure9530 Yes, I did. And now, they teach it at business schools.
@kingtut4734
@kingtut4734 6 дней назад
Jack Barker was actually a good CEO. He made Richard and the gang excited about building his box
@prajwas2004
@prajwas2004 Год назад
".. but i was referring to the serendipity of the coincidence" 😂. Great writing!
@jeewillikers
@jeewillikers 7 месяцев назад
I love the actor's delivery of that line as well
@Canonfudder
@Canonfudder 8 месяцев назад
Developers! Developers! Developers!
@schwartzseymour357
@schwartzseymour357 7 месяцев назад
Advertising! Advertising! Advertising! Why build a product when you can sell it beforehand? Why hire engineers when you can hire managers? And if that doesn't work out, and the project fails, you can fire everybody...:D
@ThunderAppeal
@ThunderAppeal 5 месяцев назад
Anyone who has ever gone to business school, or taken 1 years of business classes will have a deep appreciation for Jack Barkers 'Conjoined Triangles of Success' .
@yougeo
@yougeo 3 месяца назад
The higher your level of business education the more simplistic and abstract become the teachings so you soon get to the level of kindergarten or you're drawing boxes and telling people to stay in or outside the box.
@ogmadigital677
@ogmadigital677 2 месяца назад
Honestly, any field where the emphasis becomes about teaching theory will find a place within the conjoined triangles. I have seen some *crazed* diagrams supposedly supporting best practice, usually pushed by someone with third-hand experience.
@tres-adames
@tres-adames 2 месяца назад
I love how confusing and unhelpful that poster is. When you take a business class, you see a bunch of diagrams like that in textbooks and wonder if you’re just dumb and don’t understand it. No, the diagram is dumb and someone made it up to appear smart.
@GeneralBlorp
@GeneralBlorp Год назад
This is frightening close to reality in almost every sector of commercial society 😅
@FP19487
@FP19487 Год назад
This actor is crazy underrated. He’s so hilarious
@jameshagan2832
@jameshagan2832 Год назад
Also was great in Californication among other things
@donaldoconner
@donaldoconner 7 месяцев назад
Stephen Tobolowski
@gorgolyt
@gorgolyt 7 месяцев назад
Ned RYERSON
@jrmungandr
@jrmungandr 7 месяцев назад
@@gorgolyt …bing?
@Gna-rn7zx
@Gna-rn7zx 7 месяцев назад
"I never said Sammy Jankis was faking..."
@nonamernobrainer846
@nonamernobrainer846 7 месяцев назад
Anyone that's had a Business Strategy class has dealt with this shit
@yougeo
@yougeo 3 месяца назад
Silicon Valley is the genius business show of this century. It exposes the BS the upper management office says and gets away with and it exposes the dirty insider secrets of starting a public startup and the maneuvering that goes on in board rooms and the nonsense. The technical trickery the camaraderie everything. And it's just funny as hell. But it's better than any nba. Just watch every season and write down everything that happens and take notes. It's a master business class.
@hatersgonnalovethis
@hatersgonnalovethis Месяц назад
I agree. Saw that first hand. What I do not like is that rollercoaster story telling. Every time they fail they succeed. Every time they succeed, they fail. It‘s boring.
@jovandejanovic2835
@jovandejanovic2835 4 дня назад
​@@hatersgonnalovethisIt's more realistic that they stumbled into success, or as you say that every time they failed - they succeed, and vice versa. They were inexperienced and naïve - regardless of how talented or revolutionary were their ideas. Really makes Gavin's character stand out from the rest, he kept the company alive in such a rapidly evolving field. I wouldn't exactly call him a good leader or good investor or visionary, but playing by the rules only moves people towards short-term goals and success. It also shows how a single person isn't enough for long-term success in such field, and the importance of having rivals instead of friends.
@JustinArchey321
@JustinArchey321 8 месяцев назад
Love the music as Jack goes to his personal Hell in Sub-Basement D!
@topoipat
@topoipat 7 месяцев назад
Yeah it's hip and yet also perfectly captures a semi-banal fall from grace. The colors and the stiff pace of walking through the data center was also pretty great!
@Slop_Dogg
@Slop_Dogg Год назад
He’s such a tool, just the perfect portrayal
@owenreese2216
@owenreese2216 8 месяцев назад
And now they teach it in business schools
@michelleh.5225
@michelleh.5225 5 месяцев назад
Funny thing, I went to business school and they actually teach this kind of shit there.
@dixonyamada6969
@dixonyamada6969 4 месяца назад
my strategy professor who went to harvard (AB, MBA, PhD) talks exactly like this, but in reference to strategy terms like PESTEL and Five Forces. it's low key insufferable. but i think he's smart. i honestly cant tell.
@Dheeidjdndbd
@Dheeidjdndbd 2 месяца назад
There are plenty of smart people who haven’t done an ounce of application of any theory a day in their lives. They are smart, but a lot of times lack real world context that is really important when it comes to decision making.
@dixonyamada6969
@dixonyamada6969 2 месяца назад
@@Dheeidjdndbd the thing is he has like 20+ years of experience in consulting. but he never worked at a big firm, he started his consulting practice after his PhD and just stuck with it. im not gonna lie it all sounded like mumbo jumbo to me lol.
@Dheeidjdndbd
@Dheeidjdndbd 2 месяца назад
@@dixonyamada6969 exactly he consulted but never actually did any of the in the weeds shit to implement this stuff. He would go in and say “you need a team who does x. And fire y people here” but was never an operator so he doesn’t understand the knock on effects well enough to make the best decisions in a real world environment as opposed to an academic vacuum.
@tropicten
@tropicten 3 месяца назад
Wow. This is way too close to reality for me. Only my manager’s “chart” was a bunch of overlapping circles. That was an interesting first meeting.
@eudaimonia9386
@eudaimonia9386 4 месяца назад
"I think this thing is dead", as his head is framed by the conjoined triangles of success.
@theencryptedpartition4633
@theencryptedpartition4633 Год назад
That’s basically how I see all the Business Management lectures, math and Econs are better
@eralddavid6892
@eralddavid6892 11 месяцев назад
Bro, econs also full of sh*t, especially the macroeconomics part. But yeah math is way better
@highviewbarbell
@highviewbarbell 7 месяцев назад
Im glad we all agree Mathematics wins
@xandercrews4729
@xandercrews4729 7 месяцев назад
@@highviewbarbell with no application, math is pointless
@highviewbarbell
@highviewbarbell 7 месяцев назад
@@xandercrews4729 the math for computers was worked out like a hundred years before we could make them. Then, when we could, the math was already there waiting.
@michelleh.5225
@michelleh.5225 5 месяцев назад
Economics was my fave business class, finance was second because it's so useful. I hated Marketing LOL
@JarrettMazza
@JarrettMazza 7 месяцев назад
"Serendipity of the coincidence."
@twisterwiper
@twisterwiper 8 месяцев назад
This is closer to reality than I care to acknowledge 😆
@YD-uq5fi
@YD-uq5fi 7 месяцев назад
'Engineering and Sales should both decide'. LOL. It is called Marketing. Jack Barker thinks like a 2000s-era Chinese OEM.
@Shifty20
@Shifty20 3 месяца назад
When I was in business school this is the bs they teach people. I currently have an amazing job in the tech sector as a manger. I see fresh mba hires all the time talking about how they’re going to change everything. They all talk with the same BS business buzzwords. How they will be the new CEO and get upset when they don’t get promoted quickly. A lot leave and I get pings from them years later hoping they can get their old job back. My company pays extremely well and is honestly amazing. It took me years and luck to get where I am. They all think every company is like mine. The real world is super scary if you don’t have real connections to hook you up.
@MeowMeow-ju4vf
@MeowMeow-ju4vf 10 дней назад
It is a scary world out there
@oFinalSolution
@oFinalSolution 5 месяцев назад
MBA is very useful and smart person degree!
@MoeSalamaIbrahim
@MoeSalamaIbrahim 5 месяцев назад
5:13 The way Barker taps the shoulder of the translator is so condescending and ignorant.
@turkeybughayum
@turkeybughayum 3 месяца назад
Now that's acute concept.
@ben_car_8115
@ben_car_8115 5 дней назад
From some perspectives, it’s the right concept
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 7 месяцев назад
These dudes are always the same. They use all of the positive rhetoric, they speak with inspiring terms, then they develop a nonsense framework to peddle to their peers and leadership... Then turn around and just do what’s the cheapest and what will progress their careers.
@latinolawdog5067
@latinolawdog5067 4 месяца назад
People do the same thing. We all want the cheapest possible price in whatever we buy.
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 4 месяца назад
@@latinolawdog5067 this is the kind of rhetoric that eventually devolves into “At the end of the day, nothing really matters so why not!”
@latinolawdog5067
@latinolawdog5067 Месяц назад
@@steverogers7601 it’s not “rhetoric”, it’s human nature. You want to a.) make the most money you can in your job while b.) paying the least money you can in everything you purchase. I GUARANTEE you have never once in your life looked at an item and said “kind sir, I want to pay MORE than what you are asking for that product. I do not want to pay the cheapest I can get it, I want to pay more than what is necessary! 😂” Does that make you “cheap as fuck” and “selfish”? Of course not. It makes you human. If you ever run a business, you would do the exact same thing. This whole “‘rich and powerful people are keeping us down, brooooooo” bullshit you are spewing reeks of somebody who doesn’t have the talent, drive, and initiative to get ahead in life and resorts to jealousy in snide RU-vid comments to cope. Pretty sure this is the case with you, I’m sorry. Take care.
@user-zj2st3sm6g
@user-zj2st3sm6g 10 месяцев назад
Peter drucker would be proud
@edwardfetner2513
@edwardfetner2513 Месяц назад
took me all this time to realize he was a Ballmer parody
@sitrakaforler8696
@sitrakaforler8696 Месяц назад
I loved this show ! So sad I didn't started a start up in 2017 with free money hahah
@SuperHipsterGamer
@SuperHipsterGamer 2 месяца назад
Jack Barker reminds me of why I switched from Business to Math many years ago.
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 7 месяцев назад
This entire season made me want to yell at Richard "just take the money!" I guess that was every season, but this one was the best at executing the tease. Barker had the one good money-making product in the entire series.
@davidmassey5448
@davidmassey5448 7 месяцев назад
Yeah but every single time he turned down more and more money led him to the final ultimate choice where he had to destroy his baby instead of becoming super rich off of it and destabilizing the world. They had to be the ones to make that choice. Anyone else might have gotten it wrong. - mordin
@DevoutSkeptic
@DevoutSkeptic 7 месяцев назад
@@davidmassey5448 Yeah but at the end of the day, if they didn't do it, someone else would.
@user-od6rv2nv4t
@user-od6rv2nv4t 7 месяцев назад
Offer me two million dollars for anything and I'm taking that deal and vanishing to a small home in the countryside to spend the rest of my days doing part-time contract work on my own terms and never fucking with anything ever again.
@wesspect
@wesspect 5 месяцев назад
⁠​⁠@@DevoutSkepticthat’s been the most common excuse for shitty behavior since the dawn of man. We’re all responsible for our own choices, nobody else’s
@DevoutSkeptic
@DevoutSkeptic 5 месяцев назад
@@wesspect If you don't have that attitude, you'll go out of business. It's dog-eat-dog.
@mellow-jello
@mellow-jello 7 месяцев назад
Triangles don't work out for those who are obtuse to their current situation. He just does not get it.
@albertegido2858
@albertegido2858 3 месяца назад
I crave for the Conjoined Triangles of Success
@joshuawood362
@joshuawood362 5 месяцев назад
thats ned ryerson from groundhog day
@dmitriivanov7143
@dmitriivanov7143 Месяц назад
I have one hanging on the wall in my home office. Looking at it every day.
@thousandyoung
@thousandyoung Месяц назад
You can't make that shit up!!!
@fifthcarcrash
@fifthcarcrash Год назад
Why this not my life already
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 8 месяцев назад
You need to work up starting at the foundation of the conjoined triangles of success
@infinitygohan
@infinitygohan 13 дней назад
"I am here to PROVE to you that HE is WRONG!" Jung Shao: :(
@jones848
@jones848 7 месяцев назад
Remember Sammy Jankis
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 3 месяца назад
Oh wow. It is him
@burhanuddinsakarwala5033
@burhanuddinsakarwala5033 7 месяцев назад
I've met too many of these people. A very small fraction of them know what they're talking about. The rest are just placeholders to be shuffled around by the people who are really in charge.
@adityasingh-qm6wd
@adityasingh-qm6wd 6 месяцев назад
In my current company I have a director like this and I have to work under him.😢
@FayezButts
@FayezButts Месяц назад
You should show him the triangles of success
@yinghanfu9047
@yinghanfu9047 Месяц назад
People treat this as a bit but it's indistinguishable from what's being taught at business schools.
@EduardoLopez-tged
@EduardoLopez-tged 2 месяца назад
Its funny but he isn't wrong. I work in tech, and I have seen so many times the tech team obsessed with building something that doesn't take into account customer needs. The have shocked pickachu face when whatever was implemented its lambasted or worse, ignored completely
@leonkernan
@leonkernan Месяц назад
And now he's selling Unifi gear.
@dingodingding
@dingodingding 3 месяца назад
BCG Product Portfolio Matrix
@user-ql4ud9zr7m
@user-ql4ud9zr7m 3 месяца назад
Jack ended up being right
@PCDisciple
@PCDisciple 3 месяца назад
This dude is a master salesman and gaslighter lol
@AYVYN
@AYVYN 2 месяца назад
Good for the Chinese workers
@thiagodeandrade7081
@thiagodeandrade7081 7 месяцев назад
What the triangles have to do with actual floor work?
@compugasm
@compugasm 3 месяца назад
Because their conjoined, they form a square. And the people who build the Conjoined Triangles of Success will be working in cubicles. It almost writes itself.
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 Месяц назад
Ned Ryerson!!
@warriormvp
@warriormvp Месяц назад
Ned? Ned Ryerson?
@ResilientFighter
@ResilientFighter Месяц назад
they are worth 3 trillion now. Should have bought google stock
@DuanneDames
@DuanneDames 6 дней назад
This is too close to reality 😂
@tylerwinkle323
@tylerwinkle323 Месяц назад
lol
@ok_roman
@ok_roman 5 месяцев назад
why he speaks in Tim Cook's voice?
@Xalgucennia
@Xalgucennia 4 месяца назад
In a sense, all of the characters are stereotypes observed from people who used to work in tech, not surprising that they'd resemble some famous ones, though I get more of aa Bill Gates vibe from this guy
@theodoremcdonald9471
@theodoremcdonald9471 3 месяца назад
It's more Steve Balmer
@Xalgucennia
@Xalgucennia 4 месяца назад
To be fair, when he said 400 billion, it was either going to be apple or google
@user-de2pm7vr7y
@user-de2pm7vr7y 2 месяца назад
I once disparaged pyramids. 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓 My apologies to everyone associated with the pyramids. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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