Conquering the Empire with only INVINCIBLE GHOSTS! 

3:40 "Help the SHORT". Yeah that one is definitely going in the book.

They arent invincible i can see them right there

"We are ghosts and they are french, so it can only really end one way." Magnificent.

I've always had a weird soft spot for Kemmler, and I'm glad he's coming in for some love. Playing him is fun but I always fail to confederate with the Red Duke before he goes under, which is a pity because the Red Duke's armor is bitchin'.

These narrated, edited campaigns are great, normal campaigns take so long, the extra effort to condense everything and make it funny at the same time is extremely appreciated

1:09 Kemmler spartan kicking a MF with his slippers is the best thing ever.

13:53 "My second army, much like your genitals was small but powerful and ready to strike" Had to pay a tribute to this.

Me not knowing the Fantasy Warhammer lore that well: "Heinrich WHO!?!?!?!"

That One Banshee when seeing the tree : *Burn it.* **BURN IT !**

The adventure of evil Gandalf and not a legendary hero Krell.

I love Kemmler, the most VC campaigns i've played were with him.

I love your campaigns so much!!! I sent my friends with TWWIII ur tactic vids and they got bored or distracted (Ipersonally love them and find them useful), but your Norsca campaign inspired the most fun multiplayer experience I've ever had in total war so thank you!!! You're commentary is so entertaining and good and the gameplay is like the perfect balance of difficult and cinematic :)) keep these coming fr

I think the healing cap additions are additive. So the +100% you get brings it to 160% instead of 120%. It's nearly triple. Most modifiers in the game operate like that.

1-800-HELP-THE-SHORT absolutely killed me. I am now officially one of your ghosts!

F for that 1 unit that died

Kemmler was my favourite charachter in Wh2, killing french , killing elfs, going to battle in slippers, he is the most based grandpa in history.

You nearly gave me a seizure when you didn't click 'balance offer' after giving the city to Grom the Pauch. Fair enough if you were rich, but you didn't have much cash at the time and were recruiting troops not long later......that extra cash would have come in handy.

3:40 SHORT! "grumbles in dwarf adding a grudge to the great book of Grudges

Kemmler hex wraith doom stack is one of my favs in the game, it’s basically unstoppable

I'm about ten months late but for anyone curious: Ghosts not passing through city walls and gates is actually in the "lore". Apparently, some settlements in the Empire or Kislev had ghosts walk through their defenses and get overrun, and since those events folks started enchanting their defenses to keep ghosts from just passing through them.

13:30 Imagining Gandalf riding down orcs on a pitch black Shadowfax, and then shackling the souls of their fallen into his service to turn against their fellows would be a hell of a scene lol.

3:45 **SHORT**!? That's GOING IN THE BOOK!

that troll move from Franz was golden :D ! You shall not claim my lands!!!

Experts from the imperial college of magic have actually measured the distance between the Blackstone Post and Karak Ziflin and have found it's the perfect distance for hurling insults. Apparently the acoustics are to die for.

"You ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?" -- Danny Sexbang

This is the kind of thing I've always thought about doing, but never actually done.

Would you count the Black Coach as a ghost unit? it can turn ethereal on the table top. And they are so cool.

You're videos are always great fun to watch. Especially when you run into the elves and the French. Because like you said in a different video, "what do we do when we see the French? We attack them!"

3:42 if you weren't in the book before, you definitely are now!!

Toddy actuallt putting up a fight is sctually prettt admirable

Hey, you are good! Funny + Warhammer = What else could one want to watch ? Thanks, great!

That into was TOO GOOD 😂

I love to create some chaff armies (full zombies) directly in the beginning, use them in a autoresolve fight (as much casulties as possible), raise tier 5 units in turn 10^^

10:21 holy mother of T-pose

I love the way you roast french people in every opportunity 😂😂

Help the short has definitely got you put in the book 😂

Also the ambush success chance is weird i know but iv noticed a few things about ambushing i believe is going on when all is said and done. First the ambush chance stated above your head when you go into ambush stance is your personal ambush level, i don’t look at it as a % but thats how its calculated. Lets use your 80% as an example, this is a combination of the regions base chance to ambush plus your army’s bonuses added. Now this isnt exactly the ambush % chance the game is going to use in the end. Because i have noticed its a lot harder to ambush a larger army than it is to ambush a smaller one. So i believe the army size you are attempting to ambush is important to what your end result ambush % chance to succeed. Certain units could potentially also affect these chances and we wouldn’t ever really know it. Im sure there is someone out there who knows how it truely works but in the end i completely agree it feels like the AI cheats in so many different ways.

3:38 as a short, I really can't thank you all enough for your donations!

"We are ghosts, and they are French." I feel like only the latter of those 2 statements needed to be said to explain why they lost

That was really great fun - well done :)

3:40 That's going in the book

SHORT?!? love these videos, great humor, great inspiration :D

i love the comedic edits

"...I insult elves in every video" Subscribed.

I'd recommend legendary for the vampire counts. With raise dead they are so easy

I remember those days where you could hang around with Kemmler in alive provinces and you didnt get damage for it

9:00 Will feral elfs 🤮, fantasy elves >Christmas elves

So I had this issue with battle realism the other day, and I took a quick peek at the settings and there actually is a battle realism button you can now toggle on or off at anytime 🎉 so no more issues with the inability to pause

The man doesn’t even wear armor, he says slippers are enough for war

“They are French, so it only ever ends one way” Man, the French get a lot of shit, don’t they?… …good. I’m here for it.

It’s like the kids tv show spooks of bottle bay

F for that dead ghost squad

"Stig of the Dump" love it😂

Stig of the dump reference made me laugh.

"gandalf the black"

not even a minute in and I'm dying of laughter :D

Ahahah first 30 seconds amazing bro!!👍🏼

Great fun to watch, as always!

Wait, this is the kind of content I live for. YEAHHHH

I've never played as Kemmler, but now.. I want to!

amazing campaign, you inspired to do a similar campaign tonight.

I love undead, and this was such a fun take on them.

SHORT?! That's going in the book!

Im so fuckin' stupid, i read the title as "Conquering the Empire with only INVISIBLE GHOSTS!"

Looks like Karl should have called the Ghostbusters to deal with these ghosts here.

These Ambush chances are calculated by the elfes, this why it feels like 10% always. Damn those tricky elfes.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY GENITALS ?!?!?!

Always wanted to do this, loads of fun

Why didn’t go for treaties + money with Grom when swapping settlement with him? Any particular reason you didn’t want to take his cash?

Brilliant move at 6 minutes in. Trap them inside their own garrison!

"Using only ghosts" gets attacked uses things other than ghosts

Belegar would've taken those dwarves in

If you think ab out it, Ghost armies are the ultimate soldiers in a fantasy setting: intangible, low maintenance, no need for supplies, unbreakable morale , can past through most obstacles, and can relentlessly attack any enemy in any position. Without magic no amount of swords, guns or nukes is gonna work so in a way they are a superweapon

You missed out on a ton of gold by not accepting gold when declaring war on enemies of your enemies, and when you sold that province to Grom.

SHORT?!? THERE WILL BE NO CHARITY.

this dewf bullying is in my ball park

Is this what happens to middle earth if Aaragorn refuses to fullfill his end of the bargain xDD

How about conquering Ulthuan pkaying vampire counts? Or Rakarth littke war of beard?

I wanna give you a tip it’s not exactly cost effective but too recruit a bigger army faster mix in global recruitment so it’s like you have 2 turns in normal recruitment plus the global recruitment which doubles your army instantly

If the ghost are invincible then how come i can still see them?

F, cairny boys. You will be replaced in a single turn.

Does anyone think a Hexwraith run with Arkhan would be a good/fun idea? There seems to be little to buff them in his skill tree but they already come in buffed so I don't know. I just like him so much for having access to vampire units

I forgot you were supposed to have a map on the battlefield😂

F for Cairn Wraiths

Can normal necromancer lords buff ghosts as good as Kemmler?

Lol, ghosts using latters.

love the commentary

“They are French so it only goes one way…” Zerkovich very much working hard to keep his British citizenship 😂

1 lord siging a fort how he even doing that he’s hurling insults at the city guard?!

What happens if a ghost dies? Is it redead? Un-undead? Alive?

quick some one call the ghost busters!

These are my favorite type of videos. 😎

"I hope I don't get copyrighted for using this scene from Lord Of The Rings" ROTFL.

We are ghost and they are French xD Brilliant!!!

the ringwraiths if sauron was smart

I wonder if Black Coaches are considered Ghosts or not, since cairn wraiths occupy the magic chariot. 🤔

Love it! Bring it on for the next one.

4:40 false good sir you also have Grom the Obese. He isnt a good guy.

i realized that the icon for the incantation of ushoran technology is just a vampire lord from skyrim 2:21

2:44 😂