Conspiracy/Cryptid Tier List with Matt Pike 

Yes omg

AGREED 100%!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah. I would love to take Matt out in the Michigan woods looking for Dogman.

@@donaldcady3839he is from Michigan so it would make sense

Honestly sounded like he was holding back tears

Can’t agree more 🦎

And I promise you folks if they got us on TV together we will blow ratings

Is he a conspiracy guy??

@@RicosTinFoilSombrero not to my knowledge, but he has an awesome sense of humor.

@@samandcarlie he sure does, Brother Samuel lol 😅

For real. High on Fire is _essential_

Doyle’s a sweetheart, he may actually do it 😂

I mean No-Bark is already in FNV

Totally

Someone’s been doom scrolling r/Conspiracy

It's hardly a conspiracy

@@Nick-qf7vt lol smooth brain you don’t even know what a conspiracy is. The word Conspiracy doesn’t make anything inherently false, when you put theory after then it’s up in the air. But calling something a conspiracy means it’s real and it’s happening.

Exactly!

Was hoping for this too

Did you get to meet George? I miss George.

51 ISN’T that old. 😂

Please no XD

@@skinnybricks it's ok sweetie

Yeah, he really should! I'd dig it.

@@vilhelmandersson-dolkes19b99 it would be so cool to see him in it but ya i think yr right

Your right

@@SJRIX405 It's actually "you're right".

I dont even know if I believe anything I'm just trying to get through this fuckin place. 🤣

Woke? Really? Like insisting that people use a made up pronoun? Saying "Orange Man Bad"? Like wearing a pussy hat? Like being offended all the time over nothing? Ok. Sure.

When I was in rehab... they brought us into a room in an old civil war orphanage building, that was what the rehab was, a recently renovated historical property. Place was haunted as all get out, I didnt see anything, but some of my co- journiers did. I just heard them. Walking around, slamming doors etc... so, back to my point. They brought us in a room with a "professional meditative storyteller". In this room there was a little boombox playing native American drum and flute music. I had been there maybe a week if I remember right, kicking opiates and alcohol. Tired through and through. I didnt understand what was happening, being so everlovin tired but when I lay down at night nothing happened, couldnt sleep, but my legs would jerk uncontrollably sometimes, as if hit with electrical current. I'm in the room, super tired, native flute and drum music, pro meditative reader reading us a book like we are a kindergarten class after snack time, when all of a sudden... Bam! I am flying over a town. A beautiful New England town ( could have been the one I was in, I'm not that familiar with it, plus being aerial is disorienting), I could feel the cold winter wind all around me. I look to my sides and see other black birds. I am a Crow or a raven ( dont know the difference). This lasted a good 5 seconds perhaps, and it was absolutely real, I wasnt in the room, couldnt hear the native music, nothing. Then Bam! I'm back in my body, in the room, in the rehab listening to the storyteller read. I tried telling people what happened, with the Hope's they would tell me I had lost my mind, but most people actually listened and believed me. I had realized like a long forgotten memory that I had done it before as a little kid, I had just told myself that they had been dreams. Something to do with my grandparents, red leaves and the old post office in the town I grew up in... anyhow. That walking the line state in early rehab/ recovery, is a vulnerable but sacred space. Matt Pike is a killer guitarist and I feel the same way as he about the moon landing, lol.

@@saltpeter7429 Dude, your the Three Eyed Raven. Like Game Of Thrones. I once heard incredibly loud Native American style drum and flute music, accompanied by this huge monster pipe organ that wasn’t even there, thanks to a bag of mushrooms I found in my brother-in-laws freezer when I was 19 or 20 years old. It was one of those “I took the whole thing when you’re only supposed to take half” kind of situations. When they kicked in, I turned on the TV and the damn Simpsons episode where Homer tripped on the insanity peppers was on. Good sign right? 🤷‍♂️ An hour later the TV was talking directly to me. That got too heavy too quick. That was when the music started. It was loud. Really loud. I took a bath to chill out, but kept thinking about Jim Morrison dying in the bathtub. At one point I came to the conclusion that if I wanted to, I think I could turn off my mind and depart this existence in that moment, and convinced myself that was exactly how Jim Morrison died. I kept having all these epiphanies, and thought I better write something down to remind myself later of all this stuff swirling though my head, to think about later on in a clear/clearer mind. Afterwards, I ran into my brother and told him about the fact I was tripping. He said when someone gave my brother-in-law the bag of mushrooms, me gave my brother one mushroom out of the bag and it was pretty strong. I then confessed I ate the whole bag, and his eyes got really big and alarmed. It was over by then anyway. The next day I remembered about the note, and went to find it. There was only one word, “It”. So my profound note to myself at the peak of a heavy trip was, “Think about it”. Doh! 🤦‍♂️

@@Dan.Solo.Chicago L oh fuckin L! Man, I enjoyed reading that! That was great. I loved the part about feeling like you had discovered some " profound" truth. Only to find the word " It". I have similar stories, as we all do ( if we ever lived and had any fun) some of my profound messages stayed with me, but most were like the study of spiders on LSD, just a great big fucked up non sensical web. So. Maybe I try and stay on top of my mental health these days, that's as far as I'll say about that. Last night I'm watching a youtube program, at the end is an add for tripsitter's INC! They are giving people "medically" approved Ketamine ( horse tranquilizers?) As a means of working through PTSD! Holy shit, sign me up! Lol. My wife and I had a good laugh, that sounds fun, but might not be the best decision in creating a positive family environment for my two little awesome kids. Exposing them to Slayer and Primus is one thing, but exposing them to Dad Trippin his face off and melting into the floor would probably be cruel and inappropriate. I'm goofing, a little, I have heard of micro dosing as a new psychiatric treatment. You know? Maybe it works. I enjoyed your awesome post, thank you.

The are in Michigan.

Why would you tell people about me

Day 4 starts hitting hard bro

@@josephsmith7472 🤣🤣🤣

@@cking8310 because you showed me. Don't come knocking if you don't want to come in. 😄🤷

@@josephsmith7472 that was years ago. I got other stories. Fairies. Voices... It's a three-ring circus in here!! 😄🤷🙏

Yeah lmfao, slenderman was completely made up on an internet story. The idea of it is interesting and creepy to me. It 100% is not real tho.

Exactly. Nobody mentions them, everyone's scared.

Real bro. It aint a real tier list if 3008 is not included

And Klaus says that you just made The List. Mr. Gates will be sending someone for you soon for your reconditioning. You vill eat ze boogs.

he isn't neckless, man has clearly a neck

@@kabukimanindahouse ha thats what the government wants u to think

Probably somewhere on the internet, etsy, lil shops or smn idk.

He does, rightfully

I'm not sure they all exist, but there is certainly something in the woods of North America we don't know about. Too many incidents now for there not to be.

@@PeaceDweller Mhh, I don't live in the States so I never really heard about that, but it'd be interesting if you could give me the name of the creature that supposedly lives there

@@necrom4454 i think he's talking about bigfoot

He mostly is just joking around, it’s all just for fun.