Convos With My 2-Year-Old - "The Crack" - SEASON 3 PREMIERE!!!

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Season 3 Premiere!! "The Crack"
Actual conversations with my 3-year-old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full-grown man.
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Directed by: Matthew Clarke & David Milchard
CAST:
David Milchard as COCO
Matthew Clarke as HIMSELF
Coco Frances Harrison-Clarke as HERSELF
Written by Matthew Clarke & Coco Frances Harrison-Clarke
Created by Matthew Clarke
Produced by Cocomilk Productions
Director of Photography: Will Minsky
Sound: Ben Cochran
1st A.C.: Ed Morris
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Комментарии : 901

@natalielawyerchick 10 лет назад

Aww Coco is learning compromise. "Ok you can like turtles later". So cute.

@sooskca 10 лет назад

"cute" huh

@oafkad 10 лет назад

The production value in these is SO high. There should be at least another million views. Come on now. Great stuff.

@katelama2591 10 лет назад

For me it only says 488,563 views

@littleolliebenjy 10 лет назад

Says only 817,289 views for me

@nikkiewafflez6918 10 лет назад

No it is no where near 1 million, But it is an amazing video

@ChristinaLouise44 10 лет назад

I once had a 10 minute conversation with my 3 year old cousin about whether or not she could take her hairbrush to heaven. It was a real concern for her!

@parizagillani8640 7 лет назад

Christina Meek if you get 666 likes the hairbrush will go to hell

@ianrbuck 10 лет назад

I'm glad I have learned about bum evolution.

@rubity_ 10 лет назад

Haha, me too!

@parizagillani8640 7 лет назад

Ian Buck I don't understand

@tasiyeahh 9 лет назад

"You can like turtles later but first you need to like horses" I had to pause the vid because I was laughing so hard XD

@hereincalgary05 10 лет назад

I'm subscribed to A LOT of channels on RU-vid but this is the only one to make me laugh out loud. Bravo. Genius production value, and the truth is always funnier than fiction. Best to you and the most precocious Coco.

@ConvosTV 10 лет назад

That's so cool. thank you!

@hereincalgary05 10 лет назад

You are most welcome :)

@lazyboy395 10 лет назад

This makes me wonder how kids make these rules in their head You have to like horses. You can't call her mom. She's the princess Etc. It's still HILARIOUS

@littlekittenlover2117 10 лет назад

Don't forget, "because I'm naked I'm The boss"

@Apryllm 9 лет назад

Littlekittenlover yass xD

@sasikala_saminathan5261 9 лет назад

Well this isn't a rule but, "Because you wish bish a bondy fish" LOL

@sophiarenee6438 9 лет назад

+lazyboy395 I love how when they converse or "roleplay" she makes up his lines.

@cocomilktv 8 лет назад

Well played!

@MomoAkechi 9 лет назад

"Cracks are really crooked, but my bum isn't crooked like that." My favorite part.

@Ananyas200139 9 лет назад

MomoAkechi i read this comment when the line came on XD

@theevilmasterofhugs2 10 лет назад

omg I can't get enough of this, so glad it's back XD I loved it when he was like 'oh yeah. how did that get there? I didn't break it or anything.' child logic is hilarious

@MegaEpicjay 10 лет назад

that was great, coco was adorable when she said you can stop explaining now.

@MockingjaySea 10 лет назад

Coco knows what school's about. YOU WILL LIKE HORSES!

@ElzChick 10 лет назад

Coco will be so embarrassed by this when she grows up xD

@ryuko4478 7 лет назад

ElleSophi she should be proud xD

@Lillpixeychic 3 года назад

She seems ok with it lol

@stephanimarblestone2167 9 лет назад

Matt your videos are so amazingly funny!!!!whenever i'm depressed i'll just watch one of these and i'll feel better!!! keep up the videos!!!! and i love your dimples,too,lol

@ConvosTV 9 лет назад

stephani marblestone That is so awesome! Thank you!! much love

@jacquelinegallagher3648 9 лет назад

+Convos With My 2-Year-Old I love your videos so much! .

@loribella5763 10 лет назад

"You can stop explaining now" I lost it......keep them coming! Sooooooo hilarious

@rocks1012 9 лет назад

XD this one was so awkward for me. "I don't have a bum crack" "I just have a line" - "I'm sorry what?" - "I have a line in my bum." XD keep it going. These are hilarious! I especially loved "Playtime" from season 1 "Say, can I play with that toy?" - "uh, can I play with that toy?" - "no, you can't, because you wish bish upon you fish." XD I cracked up!

@muskiej5 10 лет назад

Now that I think of it, cracks are usually crooked. I would think of a bum crack as more of a split.

@TheMomof6boys 10 лет назад

Missed you guys. Glad you're back with Season 3. :)

@YCFTCG 10 лет назад

These guys are geniuses: "Dang, Coco is getting older and soon will start having logical conversations...TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER BABY!"

@jozina1 10 лет назад

She already has a sibling. So who know's. :D

@jesusisking93 10 лет назад

That's what I was thinking Lol. !

@sky_lerwrites1373 10 лет назад

"It's like a deep...crack." That look of disturb though.

@dwgalviniii 10 лет назад

I feel so violated, but so much more entertained...I'm so confused.

@cutieluvpie37 10 лет назад

Lol "you can stop explaining now" i feel the same way when my dad explain stuff but goes on forever

@AlteregoKoda 10 лет назад

"How'd it get there? Coz I didn't break it or anything." Hilarious!!

@CandaceSheppard 10 лет назад

Best birthday gift yet, a new video!

@LauraBayyy 10 лет назад

happy Birthday!!

@CandaceSheppard 10 лет назад

Thank you!

@GamerGuys555 10 лет назад

Happy borthday

@CandaceSheppard 10 лет назад

Thank you!

@Muxaroh 10 лет назад

Happy barfday

@eleanorbreheny5007 10 лет назад

when i was four i was walking with my mum and she told me not to step on the crack and i didnt know what a crack was. when she wouldnt tell me i started crying

@kristinamartinez623 10 лет назад

I feel that exact way when explaining things to my three year old..I go on and on and then I look up and I'm just like uhhhh, totally lost him.

@tirrat1630 10 лет назад

Funniest part for me is when 'coco' puts her hand down in her pants. How can he keep a straight face filming that??? Hahahahaha!

@annadios 10 лет назад

Explaining bumcrack evolution. Can't wait for that part of parenting if I ever have kids =p

@misswhitegrape0225 8 лет назад

"OK class, can you tell me what's inside a horse's bottom?' I laughed so hard.

@KayPierce 10 лет назад

YEA! You're back!

@Mister_B_ 10 лет назад

Whose back?

@TaylorTDHouse 10 лет назад

back again

@alinkaalicja1698 10 лет назад

you're*

@Samurai0316 10 лет назад

What's wrong with his back?

@stevenrwh 10 лет назад

My back?

@Saphire5742 10 лет назад

So excited you're back!!!!!!!!!!! "It's a line, not a crack" , what a smart and perceptive little girl. Also Love her expression as dad's explaining. So funny!!!!

@mahyuhhh 10 лет назад

OMG! Thank you TheFineBros for bringing me here! That was HILARIOUS! XDXD Cant Wait To Watch More Of Your Videos! This was The 1st One IO have Ever Watched!

@bbhowie139 10 лет назад

"You can stop explaining now" laughed too hard

@zoenokes2658 10 лет назад

Matt, did you know you have the best dimples? :)

@ConvosTV 10 лет назад

I do now! Thanks! ;)

@zoenokes2658 10 лет назад

Convos With My 2-Year-Old No worries ;)

@Kicksno1fan 9 лет назад

Matt is so handsome/adorable 😍

@madztrolling5936 9 лет назад

Guys,MATT IS MARRIED AND HAS KIDS!YOU CANT DATE HIM!!!

@Kicksno1fan 9 лет назад

+Madztrollin Guys are always drooling over Matt's wife. Why don't you go ruin their fun too?

@1111MC 10 лет назад

Thank God you're back. I missed your channel like crazy. Best part of the week.

@preciousteel 10 лет назад

Coco...one of the most deepest children out there! "Cracks are crooked I have a line on my bum" :) Welcome back!

@j3nn_3d 10 лет назад

Yay! New season! Well done!

@jennielouises 10 лет назад

Those who say this conversation didn't happen have obviously never spoken to a 3 year old! My niece and I have these sorts of conversations all the time!

@tatertott2412 10 лет назад

You made us wait so long for season 3... But it was worth it. This is my new favorite episode. HILARIOUS!!

@Glidergirl10 10 лет назад

I love Coco so much.

@AravahStar 10 лет назад

LOL!! perfectly done ; ) "you can stop explaining now" this is something you'll hear a lot.

@kathleenelizabethschneider9417 10 лет назад

"Ok, you can like turtles later, but first you have to like horses"

@peterreed175 10 лет назад

Your daughter is absolutely adorable! I love how you spend so much time with her! Keep up the good work. You are a blessed man to have such great friends and family.

@Crucis119 10 лет назад

That was super awkward.

@artsiemama 10 лет назад

yeah! laughed so hard. did not expect that bum shot. David, u r awsome to bare it all for a good story. great job as always guys. Coco is so precious!

@Anna_Stetik 10 лет назад

Once again, Coco has made her father look like a dork. Wait till she hits her teens.

@daddydilfanator9549 4 года назад

Were almost there

@reneesmith1743 10 лет назад

Sooooo happy that you are back! This totally made my day!!

@marielephant1 10 лет назад

"I have a line"

@MinimiMax 10 лет назад

I love how every time Coco asks a question and it's answered, she says "No, say [insert answer]"

@RaveenaSingh95 10 лет назад

I never critically thought about bum cracks. Hahahaha.

@cocomilktv 8 лет назад

It's very important!

@nlicky 10 лет назад

I was wondering why I wasn't watching new episodes of Convos With My 2-Year-Old in a while. There was a break for Season 3 to come out, but luckily I remembered to come back and look for new episodes, and fortunately I am one week after the premiere episode. Thankfully I now have more videos to keep up with since these are always great to watch, and this one was another good episode.

@leandrodude 10 лет назад

Any other Whovians automatically think what I automatically thought.... Or... Nah?

@IamSamys 10 лет назад

That... would be an interesting location...

@lunahh 10 лет назад

The first episode of the eleventh doctor the crack in the wall XD

@Rose-bi2rg 10 лет назад

nah

@rachael2458 10 лет назад

ON MY GOODNESS YESSS!

@meeramoorthy4215 10 лет назад

#whoviansunite

@juliaschnieders2613 10 лет назад

I just came across this, and I laughed too hard. I love the part where you're told you can't like turtles right now. My 4 year old asks me questions then whispers that I'm supposed to answer differently. I thought it was just her. Hah!

@mohammedjalloh7658 10 лет назад

That was the most awkward convo with a 3 year old ever. Seriously.

@jubileeYAVEL 4 года назад

oh it can be MUCH worse

@LilBluSky0417 10 лет назад

Omg lol! "I didn't break it or anything" hahahahahahaha! Totally 3 year old logic! Your daughter and my son should meet up... rhe conversations would be epic!

@SwtFamily1 10 лет назад

Tonight while we were all eating dinner my 3 year old stopped eating and let us all know dinner was RUINED... by a cyborg!! He was so serious and dramatic ^.^ lol

@Anna_Stetik 10 лет назад

Now that is funny.

@priyaray6958 10 лет назад

This is one of those comedy gems you can't get enough of. Subscribing!

@nanaesio.nyarkoh2858 9 лет назад

i have a line in my bum - it's not a crack :D

@retsil042 10 лет назад

Thanks for these great videos. We've been working so hard to get my 4 year old Autistic daughter to talk. It's really hard for us to get eye contact and words. We are starting to get toddler driven conversation and/or requests. It is refreshing to put myself inside the head of a developing mind of a typical toddler. I really look forward to these kinds of conversations.

@mrssarkazz 10 лет назад

I have a line in my bum lol

@IlaughedIcried 9 лет назад

I laughed harder than I have all week. This is just gold.

@cocomilktv 8 лет назад

Thank you!

@madisonhaefling7876 10 лет назад

psychoticgiraffe It's, a crack..M DYING!!! XD

@kazzywaz67 10 лет назад

Iuuyyafkiyy

@Birdboy029 10 лет назад

Oh, wow. Soo disturbing! LOL!!! Good season intro. Btw, my family has always called it a "line"...now I need to ask if there is a toddler-involved backstory.

@ceauxdibrooks 9 лет назад

Nothing like having a 3 year old making you feel dumb. :D

@zarinnawar7338 10 лет назад

This was probably the most awkward and funniest video they have done up till date!

@JoshuaHilbig 10 лет назад

yay, you're back!!! xD

@MrNamasa 10 лет назад

Right up Saku and Shaiah's ally.

@jackiecieri 10 лет назад

this series is easily one of the funniest things on youtube. it always puts a smile on my face.

@ehehyeye1066 8 лет назад

Why don't they just call it a BUTT LINE? The thing that's funny that is that they always have these awkward pauses in his vids. XD

@itscammy364 10 лет назад

It's so brilliant how they came up with this

@luciusneochojin307 10 лет назад

Funny episode but(t), a bum crack happens because your legs have muscles to move, 2 legs, 2 muscles. The confusion at the end made me despair.

@kokoxkittybean2 10 лет назад

Welcome back! I love your videos!

@brookemoran3666 10 лет назад

the shaytards brought me here

@cocomilktv 8 лет назад

Thank you Shaytards!

@deannabruce2587 10 лет назад

Love that you hang her art on the wall like that. It's very sweet

@langfordfirebuff3704 9 лет назад

This cracked me up. :)

@blutarsky3106 10 лет назад

I have to say that I just started watching these videos, and they're well written and hilarious.

@awesomenessanonymous475 10 лет назад

I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT FOR A SEC

@TheFlyinSquirrel 10 лет назад

This reminds me of when my little sister was around that age. She used to do silly stuff like that all of the time. Kids are the best :)

@dsatt57 10 лет назад

I'm thinking I want that necklace!!!

@DaveDoomm 10 лет назад

I have waited so long for this. Loved it. It's good you're back

@TacoHawk76 10 лет назад

For the record, humans have such large bums (relative to other animals) because we need more-powerful-than-average bums to stand up and run around on two legs

@emmaquh 9 лет назад

I love convos with my 2-year old, it makes life seem better.

@Flames5123 10 лет назад

So cute!

@Hauraunah 10 лет назад

A week or so ago David Milchard aka Coco was flying out of the airport terminal that I worked in. I recognized his face but could not place where I'd seen him before. It wasn't until he left the store that I realized he was Coco from this channel! I'm so devastated! If I hadn't been so intimidated and star struck I could have asked for a photo. Anyway, he is really nice and is just as funny in real life. I love this channel I hope I get to see the rest of the cast some day! -Greetings from Los Angeles!

@emilybroome188 10 лет назад

So........... That happened.

@nrolli 10 лет назад

That moment when you realize you watched all your recent sub videos and then you see a new Convos!!! AHHHH

@ryanthomas6063 10 лет назад

Not recommended to be watched in class lmao :)

@michellem2484 10 лет назад

You guys are great! I'm so excited for this season. Maybe soon we'll see baby brother in the mix too?

@pinkham4corgis 10 лет назад

Please tell me there are bloopers for this episode!!!! :D

@cilla1106 10 лет назад

Lmbo!!! Love It! Glad you guys are finally back!!!

@Terrodus 10 лет назад

I never learned what was inside a horse.

@Pedulla-xg6ev 8 лет назад

This was so awkward and hilarious at the same time 😂😂😂😂 his daughter makes my entire life 😂

@cocomilktv 8 лет назад

That's our specialty!

@brucebanner5285 10 лет назад

Yeah, this conversation didn't really happen.

@allifaye2913 10 лет назад

Youd be surprised

@ColoradoDiana 10 лет назад

LOVE these videos. Seriously genius for parents of kiddos that age!

@TheSingaporeWorld 10 лет назад

Does convo with a 3 year old really goes like that? I don't have a little sibling so I don't know...

@spreadingthecure 10 лет назад

haha Yes, they act as if they know every thing with the most hilarious reasoning. You usually have to just concede and walk away while thinking, 'Wtf just happened?'

@youstolemyjeans 10 лет назад

believe me, kids say the darnest things...........

@keatonhannen1124 10 лет назад

I have two younger siblings. Yes. It often does go like that. I remember playing school with my little siblings and the topics went way out of control..It went from counting to why lions can only live in zoos. Then it changed to dinosaurs.