Cooking A High Calorie Meal - Kali Muscle 

LMFAO !!!!!!

And that side order of celery

Lmao

Lmao

and *SODIUM*

This needs more likes lmfao

Is that betty white dappin

It’s also the designated guy who fucks dude that drops the soap

It happens

Protein drink farts are the worst

This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now

Lool sodium conscious

He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong

Facts he almost died

@@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds

fr 😭

What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?

@@drugbustin he was abusing gear

@@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.

​@@drugbustinHeart attack

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HAHAHA

Peter Piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shanked you🤣🤣

Yoowww 😂😂😂😂😂

we back ay lmao

Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account

I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao

Lmao!!!

Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..

I’m back too. This is goated sh*t

same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch

​@@RamMan2016 🤣🤣 I did aswell bruv, believe it or not. Cracks me up in this vid.... . First person i ever see do a muscle up.

Ong

David James 💀💀

I’m dead

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David James lmboooooooo 💀💀💀

Kali: SODIUM!!!

I'm fuckin dead😄😄 gears of war lookin ass foreal

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Oh my gosh, you are right!

Yeah man I agree

If gears of war ever make a movie they better cast him

Noooo 10:05 is funny

The way he say chicken breast 😂

@@OfficialTravvyTrav he don’t play that other shit

3:33

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Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o

And di noddle is already cold before he will eat dem all😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

Lol 🤣

Lolol

Lmao righhhtt

Yahahahahahahaha...

yes lol

What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

I know

lmao true

Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey] I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol

Right! Crazy 360

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Real shit though no one fucking with kali he just to big dog

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SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂

SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories

SnakeAholic 😭😭😭

SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

SnakeAholic so true

Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING

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Try this recipe. 1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred) 2. Chetto puffs (cheesy) 3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken. 4. Slim Jim’s 5. Whole Kosher pickles 6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored) Steps: Pre: have water boiling before starting 1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning. 2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well. 3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well. 4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well. 5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little. 6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like. Hope you like it bro!

@@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives

Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿

Facts

on god

Yep that's when I started really eating right. Got Swolle! =)

Wrong, golden years are now with NH, GVS, BaldOmniMan, Alex Leonidas (AlphaDestiny), etc

Omarisuf,POG, Twinmuscle, campbellfitness, Matt Ogus, strengthcamp, Marc lobliner, Christian Guzman ….good times Shout outs to life coach Corey IYKYK

That shit had me dead 😂😂😂

Me too 😅😅😅

i love food so even that sounds good too me 😂

He said omlets

Take baby bites

LOOOOOOL SO DID I

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BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂

aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math

Arithmetic

BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.

That’s entertainment. Gotta stack the bread while you can because you never know when the wave is gonna break.

Thats,because he was talking bullshit and now he talks the real stuff!

​@@beslemetoExactly people love the opposite instead of the real talk

lol

JesusisKing 8 😂😂😂

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Azerrz i love your videos man

Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol

***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)

Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!

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A unit in a unit

He's half the size he was here

@@imfreklz5300 😭

+Zaraki Grimes loool

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lol

+Zaraki Grimes diabetes? daum

+Zaraki Grimes You made me laugh out loud just now haha

underrated comment

klegend0 agree

Not true

mommommum lies

Michael Delagarza. dude shut the hell up damn issa joke

In the past it was very usual to eat very high quantities of salt. Medieval people reportedly consumed salt in the 10-30 gram range. The more you sweat, the more water you drink, the more you workout, the more salt you should consume. Gives those insane contractions.

Yea. Sure. Unhealthy AF 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

@@eustacebagge3869 10-30 gram a day. Lol Nice story bro!! Salt was very(!) expensive back then. Plus nobody did workouts or sth like that. If you should be right - you are not tbh - eating sooo much waaaay too much salt every fkin day easily explain why medieval people were around 30-40 when they died. Same as hardcore bodybuilders ^^

@@fleischmann6859 It was used as a preservative, and salt was expensive yet used a lot. Why don't you google stuff, the 10-30 grams was not something for nobility only, it was mainstream. And the whole science saying salt is bad also shows a deficiency is much worse than an excess. Not gonna put up sources, because if you want to investigate it do it yourself, otherwise take it as a concession from me.

You are rick ross

Lol he looked right at it too

linda Silvia right😂

LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly

RAW MUSCLE

Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣

roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!

roomforthefiiixins LMAO.

Best comment ever haha

Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD

Laughed so hard LMAOOO

I gained 3lbs by just watching

Loll aww

I gained 2lbs by just clicking the video.

I gained 10 pounds by reading this comment raw muscle rawwww

I gained 10 pounds after watching this dude eat

Joe B 🤩

This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE

im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean

In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal

@@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha

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You just has a stroke buddy

With a side of celery!😂

Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!

*you're

BOP BOP

He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces

@@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂

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Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂

@Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?

Respect? lmao

At what cost he almost died

@@alhmadi999 you live and you learn. At least he made change and didnt continue his ways even after he cheated death. It's always good to see people change for the better

Same

Thought I was the only one lol

Shi same here

Sames

This dude is hilarious 🤣

This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook

Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...

CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao

"IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"

yes

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yup same lol

lol

you so buff I can't even get that buff

for kidneys stone starter kits? wtf

I'm getting heart burn just from watching.

Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp

Haaaaaaaaaa lol

yes lol

Old man, not kid.

***** Oh I think he started adding steroids a long time ago, no doubt. But hey whatever floats his boat. What I hate though is people lying about being natural when they are doing steroids. Man I dont care if you do steroids you do you, just be fucking honest about it. Man those people piss me off. One thing is for certain; all that muscle is not due to fucking top ramen and tuna...with honey.

Bahahaha EXACTLY! AT WHAT MOMENT DO YOU AD DIANADOL?

Jealousy...It's eating you guys up.

IronMike212 I am quite far from jealous, although I gotta say he is quite big and that's good for him, I am not jealous. Never the less anyone who knows how muscle mass works would know that one MUST take steroids to build muscle that size. The body has a limit for how much muscle it can build, due to lack of testosterone (primeraly). So saying that he uses steroids is not saying we are jealous, it is simply saying "You do not get that fucking big from eating fucking topramen and tuna all day"

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Ahsbhd Yskjs hahaha hope your okay 🙏

Ahsbhd Yskjs well you gotta work the calories off they aren't gonna just give you insta muscles

God bless u😂

Ahsbhd Yskjs n mmm hi kkl4

Lol

How about cooked muscle

why is it sounds like Kali's voice in my head?

You gained 5 lbs of ramen noodles

D PATT 😂😂😂🥴💯

Henry Medina Naaaahh....... Really?

hahahahahha aww shit.

Matt Pazz peny needles

VoltAgE Harris2 right, we got no water or badge lol

Imdo

I do

Yoo lfammooooo

Same

Cương Biên

mr rambo LOL

mr rambo lol your right

mr rambo no stfu

AHAHHAHAH ya killed me

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles

He is his own security

Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners

Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻

Lmao I can't believe you're here

buffmeup :")

lol

Lol

Da dop

good one bro! :D

+xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.

+Anti 1 u r8

+Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.

+Sm00th TV Epic

Willis Paul lmao 😂gumbo

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John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol

Your mama be calling the prison

That shit ain't even enough to feed me

@@allenslayz5118 F A T B O I

AllenSlayz F A T A S S

AllenSlayz F A T M A N

Lol

a certified hood classic.

Yoooo this needs more likes🤣🤣🤣

I laughed way too damn hard at this comment!!

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I believe that ONG

Right

Yep

I had this recommended 2

Luis Garcia same

Because he has over a million subscribers

Exactly. I have more muscle than this guy right know. That's what happens when your not natural.

Don’t blame kali for just trying to secure the money 💰

B**** a** n**** sold out

nah that’s facts 😂

@@ktb7326 frrr i always make 2 packs

Haha

Julian same,1 pack is way to small

In one sitting

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LMAO fucked up

cxshout 403 Real shit😂

Who me?

Beets already 6 feet 450 lb

@@INMATE2468 beetle said he 20 ft tall 😂😂

Got killed for 30¢ 😂😂

lmao

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After u use the max muscle cheat😂

Cheat codes

@@lukemorel5172 HAHAHAHAH

I am 100% full natty, so I did even gain 30pounds after watching twice

+Evander Smart lol dwl. best comment on this video. i gained 6.5 just watching the mayo spread

+Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

+What is Bitcoin? best comment ever

+What is Bitcoin? Ofc you did, but it was all the ice cream you engulfed

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It’s ture 😂😂😂

zlayson 😂😂😂

Frfr😂😂😂

Ahhh word San Andreas was first thing that came to mind like lol what cheat code this guy used

He got the tank top to that added to it hahahah

Dont mess with him he wears calvin climbs

He has some knowledge don't get me wrong but Dom Mazzetti is the messiah of bro science

Same man