Cooking with Corrupt 2 - Bacon 

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for the bacon at night

You *_W_* *_H_* *_A_* *_T_* *_?_*

Yes, the forbidden happened

Well next time is a sandwich which doesn't require any cooking so maybe it will go better for him next time

Lets not forget to lose legs and take someone elses legs

Then regain your normal form because someone else's legs look really stupid on you

And microwave the bacon

MICROWAVE. ONLY.