He's a member of site command. For those of you who don't know what site command is, the only group that has authority over them is the 05 Council AKA the people in charge of the entire SCP foundation.
[ Redacted] : So mista peanut what do you think? Peanut: proceds to break that [ Redacted] neck Peanut: You cant make an omelette without breaking some eggs
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use SCP’s in cooking shows. “Wait a second, why the hell is he trying to host a cooking show anyway? Don’t we give him enough [REDACTED] money already?!?” -Dr. Clef
I feel like this is what happens when you leave Dr's Light, Bright and Clef a handful of D-class personnel, a selection of SCP's and too much time and resources on their hands.
I can imagine this as some sort of Ad in one of the Facilities, You're sitting in a lobby and then you looked at one of the screens and then you see that
Class D-1 in the back of camera : *aight guys dont blink or we dead now.* Class D-2 : GOSH I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM Class D-3 : Why is this microphone moves so much
Doctor Bright is not allowed to do any of the followings: -Teach how to cook to SCP-173 -Cook SCP-173. -Cook something or someone in SCP-173 cell. -Cooking any SCP-173 -Serving SCP-066 as "Imported pasta" in the cafeteria
0:01 "Mr Peanut and i" SCP-173: "I dare you to blink" Edit: 0:23 The bacon drops onto the table: *exists* The Man and SCP-173: *Meh* The bacon which dropped on the floor: *TRIGGERED*
Why can I imagine Drs Clef and Bright trying to make a cooking show with SCPs? “Now Burning Man, if you could just pop this in the microwa- never mind, it’s cooked. Oh Jesus the tray’s too hot!” “Uh... 079, I need you to check the online recipe. How many tablespoons of flour do we add? Goddammit, he crashed again.” “Peanut, crack these eggs ple- dammit, now we need a new D-class for Bright!” “Doc, how’s the meat look- stop reanimating them!” “You know, 096 hasn’t had any screen time yet. Give him a recipe book and he can choose one for next episode.” “We’re getting cancelled. Double Vision told the 0-5 that all of our recipes look half [Expletive redacted].” “We got Cassy to try the picture in the recipe book and she said it was delicious.” “And now for a secret ingredient (that definitely isn’t SCP-420-J).” “And we have a special guest today. Please welcome Gordon Ramsey!” Gordon: “THIS [Expletive redacted] FOOD IS SO [Expletive redacted] THAT IT COULD [Expletive redacted] KILL 682! [Multiple expletives redacted]” “Mr Forgetful, did you remember to take the food out of the oven?” “For this episode, we’re using Dr Wondertainment’s Easier Bake Oven(tm)!” “Our next recipe is deep fried Mr Fish head.” “We’re doing a delivery today, so Larry if you could take it through the pocket dimens- and it corroded. Of course.” “Lower the temperature. Use that knob. Gate Guardian said ‘turn back’.” *And how the last episode ends in the most glorious way...* Bright: “Uhh... this whisk doesn’t do the job that well. I’ll put it on max setting.” Clef: “That isn’t a whisk... it’s SCP-297!” *And the kitchen blows up. Dr Clef gives up and slowly walks out.*
Foundacion researcher : -We have recived extra dimencional signal -it appears to be a tv signal Site director: Turn on anti-memetic devices and put it on screen Agent D: - My God.... Researcher: - How Will we catalouge this? Add it to 173 log or... Site director : -No... This abominacion of a cooking show should never be seen by a human... I'll inform infirmary to prepere some amnestics