Corn Dog Sausage 

He's gotten to the point in life where he doesn't even care if there's wood in his sausage.

nothing says Ordinary Sausage more than splinters in his digestive track.

Imagine being woken up by your husband at like 4am because he needs you to pour oil on his hands for his sausage RU-vid channel

for 500k special can you do one of every flavor hotpocket sausage

"Bold, wonder how he's gonna get the stick out..." "...oh..."

"Nah, he's not gonna grind the stick." *HE GRIND THE DAMN STICK*

The people who wanted him to eat a poisonous fog sausage are the same people who are upset he included the stick

"A Man Swallowed Wood. This Is What Happened To His Liver."

"Screw it we'll include the stick too!" this sounds like a horrible idea but I suppose it wouldn't be authentic if you didn't include the taste of accidentally biting the stick

Viewers: do this weird thing OS: gross. No. Why? Also OS: grind the sticks.

he doesn't even trim the stick or anything, he just grinds the whole thing.

you made my day brother, i saw the title and literally laughed out loud "that is so stupid!"

"how much wood can i add to a corndog sausage before people notice"

Him: We’ll include the stick Me: oh no

Anyone else get anxiety when Mr Sausage sticks his fingers in the sausage making hole?? I never thought id say those words in my life.

I literally can't believe that I've watched this anime to this point of the character arc.... now I'm invested

Mrs. Sausage, blink twice if you’re being held hostage.

The sticks are non-toxic and biodegradable, don’t worry.

He eats like a American, he sounds like a Italian,eats wood. I think he’s German

Mrs Sausage “Can I go back to bed now?” Mr Sausage “..........No” Lol

The whole time I was thinking, "HEY THEY STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE! HEY YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE!"

"I cant taste the wood" is not something that should be said about sausage

Wife: "Can I go Back to bed now" My Brain: So my dude is waking up in the middle of the night sneaking through the house to make sausages (what a legend)

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?" OS: "How tough am I? I ate a box of corn dogs for breakfast" "Yeah? So?" OS: "including the Sticks." "UH, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

"How much sawdust can I put in my sausage before people start to notice?" - The sausage

Me: Don't include the stick "WE'RE INCLUDING THE STICK TOO!" Me: Oh god

"Can I go back to bed now?" Why dream when your man is THE Ordinary Sausage?

I need a series where OS remakes old sausages to improve them by using his new sausage knowledge

He included the sticks. 2020 continues to offer up fresh and horrifying surprises.

This is just a cornbread and stick hotdog.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, for Christmas, we want a special ordinary sausage cover album. I'll pay anything Mr. Sausage king.

Honestly, I don't think any of us knew that we needed this channel until we found it. It's the kind of wholesome content that we need.

“Can I go back to bed now?” Why would you sleep in a house of worship

He didn’t do the countdown so the “LETS SAUSAGE” caught me by suprise

"I won't eat dirt!" "*eats wood*"

honestly man i’ve been going through a lot mentally and haven’t been feeling the same but seeing your videos always seem put a smile on my face. thank you

"The stick is also a condiment" - Sausage guy, probably

He truly is broken. He doesn't even care about the sticks being included. Eventually he's going to do the Earth sausage and possibly rate it a 5/5.

I was honestly really worried when he started grinding them frozen and with the stick, but for the grinder and him eating wood shards. The fact that they not only ground without breaking anything but also made a surprisingly good sausage is amazing.

by grinding the sticks in with the corn dog, you've taken another step lower, another step towards a sand sausage. go ahead. it's right there. take the step

i can imagine ordinary sausage's kid begging ordinary sausage not to sausage the food, and he just yells, "ITS SAusAGE TImE!"

He did it, he finally noticed my suggestion

Ah yes my favorite sausage: stick

He should do a breadcrumb sausage

Pupu platter sausage: we don't want to give it a bad score, we'll remove the bones Corndog sausage: C O N S U M E W O O D

"I can't feel any of the wood at all" -Mrs. Sausage

you've gone this far to a point where you wont mind to put glass in your next sausage.

once you cook the sausage on the pan the wood burns and creates a smoke effect throughout the sausage, a true culinary innovation, bravo

I fear the day he runs out of ways to add oil

Plot Twist: he actually made a statefair sausage

0:29 AY YO THE STICK STILL IN THERE

Fun fact one of the ingredients of shredded cheese is actually a special type of grind it up wood to help separate entries from binding together

"Can I go back to bed now?" Stops washing hands in oil "No." Continues washing hands in oil 🤣

The stick??? The stick???? My good man.... I simply cannot believe you've done this my sausage friend.

The fact that you cant feel that there's wood in the sausage makes me fear hotdogs even more.

0:48 AY you still got the stick in there, YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE

Including the stick is yet another example of this man's unwavering commitment to the sausage making arts. His integrity is unquestionable, his comedy is of the highest quality, his originality is fresh and exciting, he truly is humble to call himself an ordinary sausage...

Ordinary Sausage: My fans wanna kill me! Also Ordinary Sausage: Willingly eats raw butter, doesn't remove wood shrapnel, and eats BONE SHARDS.

Ngl I really expected "the dreams in which I'm sausage are the best I've ever had"

"can I go back to bed now" "NO"

The sound of that “will it blow” was incredible. I’d add a third Mark Ruffalo just for that

Everyones talking about the stick, me I'm more concerned about Mrs. Sausage and her nap time.

It's sad to think abiut how this channel can't last forever. I mean there's only so many things he can sausage before he sausages every product he can think of.

SAUSAGE IDEA: "BUSH'S BAKED BEANS SAUSAGE!!" YOUR CHOICE OF BEAN FLAVOR!!

Mrs. Sausage: "Can I go back to bed now?" Mr. Sausage: "No❤."

The fact that you didn’t even think of heating them up to take the sticks out but put them in whole sticks and all is chaotic energy on a whole ‘nother level

The wood adds fiber. This is basically a health food sausage.

This episode has become one of my go-to things to watch when I'm sad 🥺

I'm laughing so hard. He could have just microwaved them a little and pulled the stick out, or defrosted them in the fridge. He just knows his audience

Putting dirt in a sausage: Ridiculous, never gonna happen, out of the question. Putting wood in a sausage: Sure why not.

Gotta love your music taste, and the sausage parodies always crack me up

"Ah, screw it, we'll include the stick too!" say sike right now

1:52 He had the perfect opportunity to say "Worn Out Cases".

My guy is devoted to the sausage game grinding the stick and all. Too many pretenders on the sausage scene nowadays smh 👑

This seems like the result of a passive aggressive argument between two roommates who want to prepare their pork differently. 'Hey, I took that pork we had and made hot dogs.' 'Oh, I was gonna bread it and fry it for sandwiches. It's all good, I'll just make some corn dogs...' 2 days later 'Hey I didn't like those corn dogs, so I ground them up and turned them into sausages.'

Oh lord, the sound of that "Will it blow" on headphones with 7.1 surround gave me chills.

This channel needs a sister channel called "ordinary corndog" where they make corndogs by dipping random things into batter and frying it

Since you included the stick you might as well go all the way: Sawdust Sausage

aint this dude a husband and father and he out here eating frozen corn dogs with the sticks in sausage form

I keep saying this but damn best episode yet. Best song cover by far! And he grinded the sticks! That's a champ right there!

0:53 “AYYY YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE BRO YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE!”

Mr sausage when he’s getting freaky with Mrs sausage “Will it burst?”

Thank you for consistent content 👏

My man really grinded the stick. He deserves some type of award.

excuse me i like my corndogs *b o n e l e s s*

“Can i go back to bed now?” “No”.

His family member :can I go back to bed now Ordinary sasauge:NO

Sausage world should be a part of the intro of every comment suggestion from now on

This was the easy way to get the wood sausage out of the way.

I’ve never left online school quicker

Well it wouldn't have been a Corn Dog Sausage if he didn't include the stick

really needed this one after work today thx mr sausage

As soon as he said he was gonna include the stick, I was immediately filled with an intense fear for this well being

Soon the show's just gonna be nothing but catchphrases.

I love that this man uploads almost every day. I have depression and anxiety and it goes away for a little while when I watch these

I think that was the most beautiful sausage serenade to date.

Why this dude sound like dunkey doing a Peter Griffin impression

“We’ll include the stick too!” I can’t imagine how that’s gonna feel coming out

The echo was hauntingly beautiful. I would be lying if Id I say I didn't cry

That will it blow noise was spectacular