Coronation Street - Opening Scene (22nd December 2023) 

Why is Bootleg Blanche still running the cafe? Roy hires about 5 people to run that tiny dump

At the stroke of midnight Roy will be visited by 3 spirits, the ghost of cerberas the ghost of Melvin and the ghost of Harolds scrotum

Ed's Bar n Grill 😂😂

Daisy and Jenny are the most undeserving owners of the pub ever, they’ve stolen it on the back of Uncle Stephen’s good name and business acumen

Cassie and Abi need more money for some festive snow that's why they asked Steam Roy for a loan

Dee Dee the Demon’s singing does not give me joy. Those poor people in the church are going to need the cross for an exorcism.

Jesus, literally nothing happened. They have completely run out of storylines since The king of the world left. Whats going on?

If Peter Barlows African American son walked out that door and never came back I don’t think anyone would notice.

Five Nights At Jenny’s will have animatronics like; Ice Poseidon. Dreamybull. Ravi Gulati. Kakangu. Saint Uncle Stephen.

Next week it’s Peters last week 😢

A dry Christmas? I couldn't think of anything more boring or depressing , and i didn't realise it's Christmas eve already we must of gone 2 days in the future