CORPORATE JOB SCAM | Stand up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly

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Releasing a Stand-up bit from my experience in a typical Corporate Job that I had joined post my MBA.
Performing some show around. Ticket links to the shows in the link below.
Show links: linktr.ee/AbijitGanguly
Instagram: / abijitganguly
For show queries, contact on +91 89286 08556 or drop a mail at abijitganguly@gmail.com.
Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Venue Courtesy - Above The Habitat, Mumbai
Shot by The Habitat Videography Team - Vivian Castalino, Harsh Shah, Aditi
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound mix and master: Sreejith Menon
Special thanks to all the colleagues I have had in my life. For contributing to this bit in your own way.
#standupcomedy #corporatelife #funnyvideo

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23 авг 2023

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@agstandup 9 месяцев назад

Hi all. This bit is from different experiences during my corporate life at Deloitte and Aon Hewitt, clubbed into one story. The characters’ names of course changed (or maybe not). Thanks for the (mostly) positive feedback on this video. Hope to see you all around at shows. And do tell me if you have any interesting stories of the Sandhyas & Chopras of your organisations.

@arvind.surwase 9 месяцев назад

nice

@sahil11o9 9 месяцев назад

tight set uncle

@shaanmohammed4972 9 месяцев назад

Looking forward for Kolkata show.

@kashviyashvikimasti5389 9 месяцев назад

Balak Satya vachan

@vivekmalik7551 9 месяцев назад

bhai specs loose hai......baar baar naak p neeche aa jata hai🤪

@mutchlouis9707 10 месяцев назад

Just makes me realise how incompetent these companies are to loose a hardworking employees and endup with jokers at the end just because they couldn't do justice to the hard work that these people put in.

@rhac79 10 месяцев назад

Leadership at the top won't know how hard you are working, all they see is data points. It's the managers who make life hell.

@droid6759 10 месяцев назад

@@rhac79 true. 'Incompetent companies "🤣 wo million dollars me khelne wali companies in competent🤣

@prabhatluthra5444 10 месяцев назад

Def Jam Comedy, know what I mean?

@prabhatluthra5444 10 месяцев назад

@@droid6759haa milion dollars Tak employees le jaate hai. Tere baap ka Galla nahi hai !

@direct.skc.2 10 месяцев назад

In India, hard work is not enough, you also need to make everyone know that you are working hard, one way that can be achieved is sending emails very late in the day so that people think you have been working at such late hours. Promotion pakka, but you would be setting up the wrong culture.

@thatroamingrover 10 месяцев назад

Being an Ex employee of Deloitte myself, I can totally agree to what he’s saying 😂

@gaganahuja07 9 месяцев назад

Thanks, Sandhya for the response:)

@BharatThatIsIndia 9 месяцев назад

Bhai, har IT company ka same haal hai. Ye Chopra aur Sandhya type ke log hamesha jyaada rating paate hain.

@girishchand444 9 месяцев назад

@@BharatThatIsIndiaBharat, sirf IT nai har service sector ka yahi haal hai

@BharatThatIsIndia 9 месяцев назад

@@girishchand444 Arrey der logic is, they are doing extra activities and they assume that they are doing work. But they should start thinking that they are only doing these extra activities and almost no work.

@girishchand444 9 месяцев назад

@@BharatThatIsIndia and on top of that they are highlighting this extra activities and getting good appraisal.

@hitman-786 10 месяцев назад

This is my story. I am working as a consultant in Deloitte got 3.5% appraisal and currently i am serving notice period 😂😂

@caaryancr3094 10 месяцев назад

CA?

@BuildAR_official 9 месяцев назад

Bhai na chodd. Sab bakchodi hai. Read the book 40 laws of powers. Apply that stuff. Ignore the idiots. Get a good manager

@girishchand444 9 месяцев назад

@Atul, every org is doing this God knows where this will lead us to

@sahil11o9 9 месяцев назад

bhai aap toh FD se competition laga rahe ho

@hitman-786 9 месяцев назад

@@sahil11o9 FD ?

@darnaram 9 месяцев назад

Remember this guys: efficient workers are punished the most and never paid for their efforts

@random_person_on_internet 9 месяцев назад

But why?????

@xploreourterra6096 9 месяцев назад

really ?? Wtf

@aryanram02 9 месяцев назад

nahh not true, efficient and smarter workers move on from a company that doesnt value them. and if you are not ready to move on and think u might not get a job elsewhere then its your responsibility to upskill yourself so other companies want u. ppl often blame others and other things for their personal issues and lack of skill lol

@Shraddha_Surfing 8 месяцев назад

😢😢

@bimn100 4 месяца назад

true

@kishalayachakraborty9836 9 месяцев назад

It's the corporate life. Undeserved people use you as a ladder, learn from you, gets in the better position. You have to be a good politician to go in a good position. Here skills, education nothing hardly matters.

@xploreourterra6096 9 месяцев назад

is this reality of every corporate job ?? I want to know I'm a student

@aryanram02 9 месяцев назад

@@xploreourterra6096 its not bro lmao, dont get influenced by these stupid comments. mostly made by those who are dumb and unskilled themselves. if a company doesnt value u, u should move on, but if u cant move on because u think some other company might not hire you then its an issue with u, u need to increase your skills and be better or else you will be whining forever :)

@krox477 9 месяцев назад

Ye baat teachers kyu nahi bolte hai

@chaitanyavelamala7268 10 месяцев назад

Finally abhijit is back after Indulging in solitude for a glimpse of wisdom to share us the nectar of knowledge by achieving prolific writing In non MBA words, jokes likh raha tha😂😂

@Alok_Kumar_Sahu03 9 месяцев назад

😂😂 I still gave a thought to those lines

@kayayvid8309 9 месяцев назад

🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👏👏

@MohanKumar-jp4tn 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 acha hua bata diya, mere jaise non MBA wale confuse ho jaate

@anootoshsarkar686 9 месяцев назад

Sir-sir-sir-sir-sirrrrrrr 🙏 😂😂😂

@MohanKumar-jp4tn 9 месяцев назад

@@anootoshsarkar686 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@dr.s.choudhury8089 9 месяцев назад

My sister is in her last year of MBA and uska bhi yehi plan h- Partner, CEO banne ka...that beginner wala enthu😂😂😂

@fighterinmkiwiscience3517 7 месяцев назад

And what you doing

@RohitMajumdar210598 9 месяцев назад

I work at EY and previously worked at PwC. The bonus payout and ratings came in today. I was so frustrated since morning after the abysmal ratings and payouts and this absolutely hits the spot. So relatable 😂

@bikramjithazra1962 9 месяцев назад

hoi hoi

@pankajkumar-vq8ox 9 месяцев назад

Same here

@AMANKUMAR-mh6vc 9 месяцев назад

Arey bhaiya..There There

@Thenestpatna 9 месяцев назад

Which entity of ey ? Bonus payment ho gya kya?

@akashparashar4766 9 месяцев назад

Dude join tcs then you will miss big4 in terms of hike

@pree_yum 10 месяцев назад

As someone who has left corporate life, this was SOO FUNNY and SOO TRIGGERING. Your best set till date Abhijit.

@aman_chauhan 9 месяцев назад

So what are you doing now after corporate?

@Kashsha0521 9 месяцев назад

Chai bech rha hoga

@pree_yum 9 месяцев назад

@@aman_chauhan selling chai, earning 10x more than corporate job, without any dick manager dancing on my head.

@k_ARC 9 месяцев назад

@@pree_yum same. Left the fuxking rattrap corporate world.

@X.Com__ 9 месяцев назад

@@Kashsha0521ye toh sach me chai bech raha😂😂

@anamikasarkar-se1bl 10 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely true 💯 correct. Saurabh Chopra and Sandhya is so damn accurate. These type of non competent are so much burden on excel expert Kshatriya 😂 they suck the credit and effort of Kshatriya

@ishitadasgupta9048 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂it was epic

@EverythingDATMattersEDM 9 месяцев назад

Those who know Excel are burdened with more and more work but are paid in oeanuts

@MohdBilal-bi3ei 2 месяца назад

❤ t

@tigerroaring 9 месяцев назад

I feel so "Seen" 🙈 being an MBA corporate consultant. Everything hits home. Good work Sir! 😂🤣

@divyanshshukla8009 10 месяцев назад

Dude I work at Deloitte and this was so much fun and relatable 😂

@heheye461 9 месяцев назад

Bhai bta de yaar, kya krte h, ye technical consultant Wale..?

@ayyy9701 9 месяцев назад

bhai package kitna hota hai consultant ka average deloitte me

@r16099 9 месяцев назад

@@ayyy970114lpa

@akulchadha2069 9 месяцев назад

CA ho bhai?

@suvit_0110 10 месяцев назад

Next one on INFOSYS scam😅 hiring anyone with minimum qualifications for solving tickets with 20k salary…

@nickybandil166 10 месяцев назад

How to apply?

@siya7213 2 месяца назад

the word tickets tells that you have worked in infy HAHA

@knittingclub415 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂😂@@siya7213

@nexuscross3233 23 дня назад

What do you mean by "solving tickets"?

@anujdagar7813 10 месяцев назад

Ex Pwc employee here...all things are real😂😂😂😂

@rakshitnair4733 9 месяцев назад

Every once in a while Abhijeet drops a video and it is so well written and well punctuated with punchlines. He chooses such simple topics and his smartness is in what observation he chooses to talk about and how he writes and delivers it. One of the sharpest comedians in the Indian scene 🙌🏼

@yagnaotia 10 месяцев назад

My friend here in USA used to work for Deloitte, I am going to share this with him. We used to do lots of bakchod stuff when we used to be roommates back in NYC during work from home back in 2020-2021

@yagnaotia 10 месяцев назад

@Exotic_cars. mera yahi is Washington DC, you should see yours slump

@thegiantteenyoutube 9 месяцев назад

@@yagnaotiacan you please donate 2or3 dollars to me or buy me a collar for my dog pet 🐶🐶

@wohooooo7613 9 месяцев назад

@@yagnaotiawah bhai Washington Gaya to India slum ho gaya …🏜️

@mr.terzaghi8820 9 месяцев назад

@yagnaotia come up with something good, you are almost anti national suddenly

@guptasagar694 9 месяцев назад

Hey Yagna..Kudos for your success in US..are you in IT sector ?? and where are you located in US.. probably California??

@ashishchaudharicool 9 месяцев назад

This came right from the heart. I bet you chopda and sandya must have promoted multiple times till date even after Chopra not knowing where not to speak spanish and sandya still doing hyaaa. Its poor lucky Abijit who become stand up comedian and moved forward in life. Cheers.

@mayurgera5045 10 месяцев назад

So Damn true about MBA people... Aur Sourabh and Sandhya character was so accurate.. still there are such people in my team..

@kayayvid8309 9 месяцев назад

Abhijit's videos are like Sunday, 6 din wait karne ke baad Sunday aata hai aur ek hi din mein khatam ho jaata hai 😆You are too good Abijit.

@amanbindra3183 10 месяцев назад

Abhijit is easily one of the best comedians in the country. Relatable content too.

@ak906145 9 месяцев назад

Entire essence of this is be understanding , if someone made a genuine mistake forgive them , if somebody did something good praise them , but , dont interact with everyone and anyone , only engage and understand quality people

@tejasdhumal9018 9 месяцев назад

Being a Deloitte employee i can totally relate where I got 3% increment 🙃🙃

@munmunghosh4132 27 дней назад

This video tells what I have experienced and been trying to tell people for past 5 years. Especially young people and young girls to not make a corporate job their life's dream. And to do something more constructive. Thanks Abhijit for this great video

@sandeepchauhan4454 9 месяцев назад

The Spanish Harmano part literally killed me😂😂😂

@abhijitkumar7436 10 месяцев назад

Lol im Abhijit, a consultant working in Deloitte after MBA, and its my birthday todayyy.. 💁

@srishti3978 10 месяцев назад

Happy Birthday

@reallyruru3463 10 месяцев назад

Happy birthday 🎉🎂😁

@anirbanghosh1670 9 месяцев назад

Happy Birthday Brother!

@pixiv9823 9 месяцев назад

Happy birthday

@vansh2k6 8 месяцев назад

I am an ex employee of Deloitte. Worked there for 8 years in IT consulting and can totally relate to this 😂😂 Great Content!!

@deena487 9 месяцев назад

I can relate so much specially this Sandhya thing coz I've seen so many such Sandhyas in my life N unfortunately such type of ppl end up climbing up the corporate ladder

@pratikhublikar4738 10 месяцев назад

I am also a consultant in Deloitte, relate to many things .. Specially the increment part

@bhagyashreevijay3027 9 месяцев назад

I started loving standup comedy because of your brilliant content ! Amazing performance ❤

@prashantpandya1508 10 месяцев назад

That means Abhijit you were the inflation warrior... You were the reason to keep future inflation in check...

@trd5230 10 месяцев назад

This is corporate life to the fullest!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@DazzlingSejal 9 месяцев назад

Hilarious video but my favorite one is still "Haircut by partner" 🤣🤣

@abanseth6207 10 месяцев назад

This was so good man😂😭 I laughed so hard

@nikunjgupta2460 10 месяцев назад

This is Hilarious, absolute gold😂😂😂😂😂

@vikasnarang83 4 месяца назад

Not much Standup comedians are so smart like you. Great content great delivery...

@anirudhbhattacharjee9184 10 месяцев назад

too good, one of your best works!

@joydeepmukherjee9276 9 месяцев назад

I am down with jaundice and I have an operation in coming days and my god this guy makes me so happy when I was so worried.abhijit u r 💕

@thepuneetarora 10 месяцев назад

Wow !! Just wow!! Every bit is so real..

@NidritaSengupta 9 месяцев назад

This is a Gem😂😂😂😂 consisting of extreme realistic examples of Corporates 😂😂

@irfanfaiza7079 Месяц назад

I was badly victimized and my ex-boss “actually” asked me for my proof of work after my appraisal meeting - I was a new mom of twins - I was badly laid off and my confidence shattered to bits after that- Took a 10 yr sabbatical because of my twin babies and it’s been more than a yr and I am struggling to land myself a decent job!

@sarmiroy3321 9 месяцев назад

This was sooo relatable😂...!!! One of the best stand ups!!

@satwindersetia4367 7 месяцев назад

Too good...U are amazing. Watched it 2nd time, it was equally scintillating.

@oprabin 10 месяцев назад

Looking forward to seeing the Metallica concert picture by EOD. Best regards.

@aradhyachopra 9 месяцев назад

what a tight set! loved it!😂😂😂

@Zapper024 10 месяцев назад

Sandhya: Bane raho pagala kaam karega alaga :D

@honeyb3603 9 месяцев назад

Abijit, you are excellent but please take my suggestion. Walk a little bit during comedy so people's eyes can chase you ,that gives more stage presence. speak just 5-9% slow and Give a bit pauses in your speech so people who process jokes a bit slow in mind can stay with your pace. you have to carry whole crowd with you not just highly charged audience. i bet you can have very hit shows with lots of laughter bursts. your content and style is very good and enjoyable.

@chivasgoodlife 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 we make influencers...is that your tagline?? 😂😂

@abhishekbose7674 9 месяцев назад

The way you presented your friend sourabh chopra , it seemed like Rohit from koi mil gaya with the voice of joy from hero - bhakti hi shakti hai 😂

@dheerajsah 9 месяцев назад

Absolutely true regarding Gurgaon, spent millions on the buildings but nothing on the drainage

@Vrin50 9 месяцев назад

This is funny and real at the same time😂.....corporate sucks

@ParthMaru11 9 месяцев назад

bhai ekdum next level accurate and relatable comedy yar.

@venussaturn3903 9 месяцев назад

I worked with Accenture, Aon and few others in Noida and understood this corporate reality long back so quit it ...😊

@riyajuneja7719 9 месяцев назад

Finally a FUNNY stand up. Great work

@thedarkness-zh6bl 9 месяцев назад

First time watching you, you are having a great comic timing hilarious 🤣🤣❤

@mohitajmera9776 9 месяцев назад

Lovable and very much relatable video to every corporate employee

@mrinalgupta6726 Месяц назад

You have not only made us laugh but also given a message to not to work so hard for positions that you lose out on other beautiful things in life...thank you Abijit..I would like to hear from you some comedy, and probably your suscribers also would, on a corporate concept, very common these days, called "Comfort Zone".

@pritishbaruah7664 10 месяцев назад

Most MBA grads would disagree life is all about work 😢

@omprakashbaruah9425 9 месяцев назад

হয় নেকি?

@siya7213 2 месяца назад

he is a little older. few years ago, it was easier. nowadays its tough for consultants too

@moonshine4757 2 месяца назад

I'm watching it for the nth time. You're one of the best comedians 🙌 good job Abijit.

@maheshjoshi4564 9 месяцев назад

Really underrated video. This video deserves millions like and views

@dikshasingh3951 9 месяцев назад

Damn this was too accurate!! Laughed intensely!

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 10 месяцев назад

Brilliant set as always. Thanks for creating and uploading such great and relatable content. Ex Google employee.

@arun5351 9 месяцев назад

Ye Google likhna zaruri nahi tha didi.

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 9 месяцев назад

@@arun5351 Arun ' CHOPRA', Hola, mucho gracias bhaiya! 😂 People like you have to say something even if it doesn't make any sense. Existential crisis?

@guptasagar694 9 месяцев назад

Gaganpreet Kaur Can you please share your LinkedIn profile ..I am in service based company and want to switch to Google

@arun5351 9 месяцев назад

@@gaganpreetk_ahuja nope didi.. poocha nahi tha kisi ne, agar batana hi tha toh aur bhi bata dena tha - salary, relationship status, address, likes/dislikes, orientation, .. But guess what ..NOBGAF?

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 9 месяцев назад

@@guptasagar694 I replied twice but my replies are being removed because of using G***gle related links. Unable to reply here. Just apply through online search pls.

@jhankarsahu6690 9 месяцев назад

watched 3-4 times already...everytime hilarious...

@gauravraman6510 9 месяцев назад

Being a berozgar, i can fully agree to those who works in Deloitte

@dostoevsky90 9 месяцев назад

I keep waiting for his videos.. awesome brother😂

@prernasharma1307 9 месяцев назад

This was one of the best comedies undoubtedly

@Bharat26189 9 месяцев назад

too good bro, subscribed immediately!!!

@flying_oliphant2554 9 месяцев назад

No chopra and Sandhya were harmed in this video 😂😂😂😂😂

@bongquisitive 10 месяцев назад

Great set...can relate

@kylepeterhines 9 месяцев назад

Very funny abhijit, but hard to see past sehwag’s bald patch when it’s zoomed out to include the audience 😂😂

@CJClassic 9 месяцев назад

Finally he is back after so long

@shaggy75 10 месяцев назад

Loved it bro...😂

@Trendsreacts 9 месяцев назад

Bro spitting harsh reality of corporate life.....Keep going.

@sssutube1 9 месяцев назад

Superb performance...."chamka nahi...aise hi TT khela"...too good 😅

@priyanam1776 9 месяцев назад

You nailed it😊

@Cromanea 9 месяцев назад

Abhijit never dissapoints🤘😝🤘

@anirudhcodes 9 месяцев назад

Came across few sandhya characters in past few years it was so accurate 😂

@SanskritiSanskriti-px5wq 9 месяцев назад

The Sandhya part though!!😂😂😂😂

@kunalsingh7038 9 месяцев назад

One of the best Abijit

@pritambanerjee1377 9 месяцев назад

I once read somewhere that hardwork is not rewarded, its exploited.

@Befikar 9 месяцев назад

Kaafi din baad aapka vlog end tak Dekha... Simple Tha but ek bonding Wali vibe thi purre vlog mei. Aap apne pets and family se equally connected ho. Family mei no show off... baki Bahar chahe jitna hipe create karo

@rockyk652 9 месяцев назад

Absolutely outstanding 😂

@vibhorsharma9162 9 месяцев назад

Absolutely wonderful

@nikhillahabar7073 6 месяцев назад

One of best stand up On Corporate ❤

@supratimchakraborty3564 9 месяцев назад

You are a poet Abhijit.❤

@vr5663 8 месяцев назад

So true. Even I know a lady who jumped the ladder not through hardwork but dirty politics. It's sad to see such employees take undue credit. She kinda knew her way to the top through different means.

@himanshujakhmola2221 10 месяцев назад

Best till date !!! 😂😂😂

@AmandeepSingh-bl4dk 7 месяцев назад

Amazing work abijit. Loved it !

@mohammedshaik7113 9 месяцев назад

In the word of hate your stand up comes as soothing music.

@MithunKumar-tl4mz 3 месяца назад

very nice humour.. very relatable

@hillcipher 9 месяцев назад

All the high-paying industries are basically job creation and justification wonderland. For example, a software engineering team plans, executes, and deploys a "feature" for over a period of one year. And in just another year, another team, or the same one will be found planning, executing, and deploying a replacement feature or code. Timeline thodi si adjust kar lo....milega yahi. That is the reason it is very easy to fire people when the economy or the company are not doing well.