Così fan tutte : "Alla bella Despinetta" 

cosi fan tutte but in the 60s? how brilliant is this

Haha - translating Valacchi to Transylvanians. The Transylvanians always mock the Wallachians that they are superficial and corrupt, the Wallachian mock the Transylvanians that they are slow and implicitly slow minded. There Is a mountain range separating them. Bucharest the capital of Wallachia became the capital of Romania - That psychopat Vlad the Impaler chose to move the capital from the mountains closer to the Danube And since he was the inspiration for count Dracula maybe this is how the Transylvanians popped into the play - But to see Transylvanians dressed in Turkish garb - to die of laughter