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Count Binface and the Chocolate Conspiracy 

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Speaking to leading global news agencies, I uncovered a story at the heart of Europe that will blow your mind. #holycow

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@Graeme-sg4hj
@Graeme-sg4hj 2 месяца назад
I've never seen a candidate that was on a first name basis with the press they deal with. Take notes human politicians, you might actually learn something.
@BigButtocks967
@BigButtocks967 2 месяца назад
That’s because most politicians are are too stuck up their own arse to bother learning the names of the general public.
@lamotiengodidal6511
@lamotiengodidal6511 2 месяца назад
You don't get out much, do you? Boris Johnson, the former Prime Minister was on first name terms with Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC's Political Editor at the time. There are also a slew of Conservative politicians who work hand-in-glove with several lead journalists in the broadsheet press.
@danfr444
@danfr444 2 месяца назад
@@lamotiengodidal6511 Boris Johnson was on a first name basis Laura Kuenssberg... Thats an impressive level of humanity right there but not really the same as what Binface is doing is it. Also I don't think Conservative politicians should be working hand-in-glove with lead journalists, that doesn't sound good.
@lamotiengodidal6511
@lamotiengodidal6511 2 месяца назад
@@danfr444 Are you brain addled? My comment about Boris Johnson was _not_ a compliment. Furthermore, drawing an equivalance between Boris Johnson, an amoral pathological liar with a vindictive streak and Count Binface, a charming, quick-witted comic satirising modern politics is unfair.
@cavemant4842
@cavemant4842 2 месяца назад
@@lamotiengodidal6511aye, but Boris is a twat
@Peter-oy6nz
@Peter-oy6nz 2 месяца назад
The Milky Bars are on Count Binface.
@paulineashcroft1485
@paulineashcroft1485 2 месяца назад
And Mars Bars.
@heliotropezzz333
@heliotropezzz333 2 месяца назад
@@paulineashcroft1485 And Milky Way and Galaxy and maybe Boost (for his rocket)
@The_Plastic_Ape
@The_Plastic_Ape 2 месяца назад
Got my vote. Why not, because, what difference, at this point, does it make.
@craigcharlesworth1538
@craigcharlesworth1538 2 месяца назад
You... don't think there's a difference between Sadiq Khan and Susan Hall? Is the fact that she's absolutely off her rocker not enough of a deciding factor?
@The_Plastic_Ape
@The_Plastic_Ape 2 месяца назад
​@@craigcharlesworth1538 how do you mean?
@craigcharlesworth1538
@craigcharlesworth1538 2 месяца назад
@@The_Plastic_Ape You seem to be implying that people might as well vote for Buckethead as there's no difference between the other candidates but I'm saying there is a difference, because the Tory candidate is a certified loon who believes racist conspiracy theories.
@zoranblackie5921
@zoranblackie5921 2 месяца назад
*scrolls BBC News for Milka alien cow reveal*
@backupplan6058
@backupplan6058 2 месяца назад
Apparently it’s all about two arrested for cutting down a tree and 20 years of World of Warcraft, seriously what are these BBC journalists doing when there is a scandal like this.
@tinfoilmcmadnus5784
@tinfoilmcmadnus5784 2 месяца назад
"No relation to you then?" "Sadiq Khan, no he's not" 😂😂
@paulineashcroft1485
@paulineashcroft1485 2 месяца назад
I know, brilliant.
@swanronson173
@swanronson173 2 месяца назад
The Milka cow is purple, that's the major flaw in it's disguise. If there's one thing the Swiss are good at, it's knowing bovine colouration.
@PercivalBlakeney
@PercivalBlakeney 2 месяца назад
Point of order… she's "Lilac". 😉
@swanronson173
@swanronson173 2 месяца назад
Lilac is a purple flower
@smorris12
@smorris12 2 месяца назад
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
@davesy6969
@davesy6969 2 месяца назад
Probably a lot better than our current overlords. 🚀
@wibblewabblewoo6249
@wibblewabblewoo6249 2 месяца назад
Nothing would make me happier than for binface to win.
@runlarryrun77
@runlarryrun77 2 месяца назад
Now we finally know why the Milka cow is lilac.
@jamcowl
@jamcowl 2 месяца назад
I mean, it is a purple cow... that's basically the bovine equivalent of a Little Green Man
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 2 месяца назад
I didn't know she was an alien!
@rabadabadoo491
@rabadabadoo491 2 месяца назад
Calling Count Binface, we require a new first minister
@Gothic7876
@Gothic7876 2 месяца назад
No you can’t have him. We need more south of the border.
@foodtalk4099
@foodtalk4099 2 месяца назад
@@Gothic7876 i wish for him to become the minister
@ANDREWHALL28
@ANDREWHALL28 2 месяца назад
Hell I'd vote for the Count if I was a Londoner just for the entertainment value, and to get rid of the usual suspects,if the Count beats everyone that would really be a story, people don't want to be taken advantage of anymore so we put someone in who just wants to not be the usual liars and parliamentary class 🤷‍♂️ Plus it would be comedy gold
@TeessideTechnical-wz1pp
@TeessideTechnical-wz1pp 2 месяца назад
If nothing else, wearing that get up everyday for the next 4 years
@mk_gamíng0609
@mk_gamíng0609 2 месяца назад
Sadly even if he won, He would resign straight after Its kind of the point When it gets to the point a raving looney wins you know things have gone tits up
@ANDREWHALL28
@ANDREWHALL28 2 месяца назад
@@mk_gamíng0609 I don't think he's a raving looney I actually think he knows exactly what he's doing I bet he's very normal and a very clever person in reality, you have to be clever to what he's doing and be coherent with it
@adambarber3666
@adambarber3666 2 месяца назад
Binface for Binprez!
@jono_young_music
@jono_young_music 2 месяца назад
Totally behind you! 🤘👽🗑️
@The_Plastic_Ape
@The_Plastic_Ape 2 месяца назад
or "totally Bin-Hind you", you see what I did there? I think it's very clever, almost deserving of a like, what you say?
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
​@@The_Plastic_Ape What can you say except: Rubbish!
@jono_young_music
@jono_young_music 2 месяца назад
@@The_Plastic_Ape jazz hands for you 👐☺️
@SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG
@SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG 2 месяца назад
🎶 When the milky bar kid is out in space there's only one thing he carries in case! The creamiest milk, the whitest bar euheuheuh 🎶
@securityrobot
@securityrobot 2 месяца назад
Philip Schofield prefers chocolate fingers.
@whyamibored727
@whyamibored727 2 месяца назад
kinder bars
@gocuk925
@gocuk925 2 месяца назад
I'm swiss, Milka is a german product, and yeah, i always gought, there's something wrong with this cow!
@WaheedRafiq
@WaheedRafiq 2 месяца назад
❤❤ this guy need to win the London Mayor election just to proof the point to Labour and Conservatives
@iaingale478
@iaingale478 2 месяца назад
Count Binface for Supreme Overlord!
@heliotropezzz333
@heliotropezzz333 2 месяца назад
Would Count Binface make it his policy to find out why the UK gets such terrible votes in Eurovision in recent years.
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
And why did the "interviewer" not mention Mars?
@oliwilson
@oliwilson 2 месяца назад
Because Mars is named after the person Forrest Mars, not the planet.
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
@@oliwilson Smart answer, thank you. Oh the ships that pass one by in the night! Hidden in plain sight, I don't suppose that I'd given much consideration to the Mars family chocolates, at least the ones that run rings around the others, range from the Milky Way of the Twenties through to the Galaxy of 1960 and even Starburst and Orbit chewing gum. Other brand names are available...
@karaltar7914
@karaltar7914 20 дней назад
@@oliwilson So was the planet AND the roman god jupiter, this forrest mars guy must be pretty popular.
@doric_historic
@doric_historic 2 месяца назад
Hmm, Count Rocher of Binface...
@liberality
@liberality 2 месяца назад
Cow jumped over the moon. Obviously using alien technology.
@jamiecropley
@jamiecropley 2 месяца назад
This has bin good.
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
Herr Binface sounds rather Welsh to me.
@dirtyden1
@dirtyden1 2 месяца назад
Herr. Mulleimergeschicht doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
@@dirtyden1 Vielen dank genädiger fellow. I was on the cusp of doing my German homework but you have done it for me and the rest of the world _herein_ contained.
@dirtyden1
@dirtyden1 2 месяца назад
@@JP_TaVeryMuch Bitte schön. Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deuste, Aber ich Lerne noch.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 2 месяца назад
The swiss are sneaky
@stephfoxwell4620
@stephfoxwell4620 2 месяца назад
And bigots
@LemonN7470
@LemonN7470 2 месяца назад
never mind london mayor, we need him as our prime minister
@sacrificiallamb4568
@sacrificiallamb4568 2 месяца назад
I knew about the Milka cow.
@tobyskerman4775
@tobyskerman4775 2 месяца назад
Blessed be the bin
@Gambit771
@Gambit771 2 месяца назад
I never knew that. At last, a good result from an election campaign.
@ThatBulgarian
@ThatBulgarian 2 месяца назад
THIS IS BIG NEWS
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling 2 месяца назад
Is Count B really SciManDan ?
@DIYTinkerer
@DIYTinkerer 2 месяца назад
Milca the cow an Alian, I've seen it all now
@Billy_Rizzle
@Billy_Rizzle 2 месяца назад
What type of alien is this lilac cow? The intergalactic sort or they type from a foreign country?
@daedalus6796
@daedalus6796 2 месяца назад
The Swiss have some strange people.
@klassonder2508
@klassonder2508 2 месяца назад
Count Binface is related to Professor Oblique who designed the Toblerone…
@weebnonce8327
@weebnonce8327 2 месяца назад
Behind you 100%
@HallyHarrer
@HallyHarrer 2 месяца назад
Get the Buttock parties out, Vote for the Count !
@LSERCAlex
@LSERCAlex 2 месяца назад
@count binface always need to fact-check politicians, even Count Binface because Milka IS NOT SWISS
@Grim_Beard
@Grim_Beard 2 месяца назад
One for the Binfax quiz perhaps: What is the official currency of Switzerland? A: The Euro B: Chocolate coins C: The Swiss Franc D: Gold fillings
@paulineashcroft1485
@paulineashcroft1485 2 месяца назад
Excrutiatingly good question.
@IAmJustAPers0n11
@IAmJustAPers0n11 2 месяца назад
COUNT BINFACE FOR MAYOR!!!
@stop-the-greed
@stop-the-greed 2 месяца назад
I think all cows are alien
@thomaspattinson3977
@thomaspattinson3977 2 месяца назад
Brilliant 😂
@stephfoxwell4620
@stephfoxwell4620 2 месяца назад
Be very careful with the Swiss Count Binface. They'll have your gold.
@chrisbuster6947
@chrisbuster6947 2 месяца назад
Legend
@Zenbloke
@Zenbloke 2 месяца назад
I didn't know
@angelvids6024
@angelvids6024 2 месяца назад
Well I never knew
@reaseancavana994
@reaseancavana994 2 месяца назад
Where is Lord Buckethead!? Team up ffs
@llynellyn
@llynellyn 2 месяца назад
It's the same dude, he had to create a new character because the LBH character was originally from an 80's Star Wars parody film and the copyright owners made him stop using the likeness.
@reaseancavana994
@reaseancavana994 2 месяца назад
@@llynellyn and dark helmet was also taken. Balls
@davidmarchant9386
@davidmarchant9386 2 месяца назад
No idea 😂
@DavidBrown-bs7gg
@DavidBrown-bs7gg 2 месяца назад
Milks Cow is not an alien, and it’s not a widely held belief in Switzerland 🇨🇭 He’s being bamboozled by the interviewer
@TeessideTechnical-wz1pp
@TeessideTechnical-wz1pp 2 месяца назад
Wikipedia requires updating
@canicheenrage
@canicheenrage 2 месяца назад
I'm afraid the scoop is closer to the scenario of Iron Sky: it's not a real alien, it's a disguised german cow. Which makes the use of the term "alien" extremely accurate, despite a title comparable to the "glory days" of the Sun.
@anger9984
@anger9984 2 месяца назад
I want to vote for you but you seem to be tied to the EU heavily? The EU isn't what it was when we joined and it was either a polite exit by us or a dramatic one by the french. How would you approach that?
@lamotiengodidal6511
@lamotiengodidal6511 2 месяца назад
... with a large bottle of Napoleon brandy.
@oliverolsen1120
@oliverolsen1120 2 месяца назад
Great message
@md-sl1io
@md-sl1io 2 месяца назад
the moon is made of cheese ... cos its in the milky way
@TwinnMeisterGeneral
@TwinnMeisterGeneral 2 месяца назад
Milka cow's an alien? Madness!
@chrissmith8773
@chrissmith8773 2 месяца назад
But why is the cow lilac?
@Nahyoudontgetthat
@Nahyoudontgetthat 2 месяца назад
I..... have never seen what you're talking about
@AnalFarmer
@AnalFarmer 2 месяца назад
Galaxy Bin flavour
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