Count Binface on punishing speaker phones on public transport 

Its great to see a political candidate amend their policy in accordance with public discussion. The count really listens!

Or for the worst offenders. To endure 10 episodes of 'Sundays with Laura Kuenssberg'

The true law and order candidate

my vote goes to you COUNT BINFACE !!!!!!!

As ever, Count Binface has the best policies

I would absolutely vote for this policy butwhat about repeat offenders?

You need to have team members so we can all vote for you. Binions if you like?

Makes more sense than any other candidate I have heard.

Cheaper Croissants for all. Including sundry other pastry based snacks.

That's cruel & unusual punishment, that is! Even Matt Hancock cannot live with Matt Hancock.

Dear count. Are there any bridges in Richmond and Northallerton, which could reasonably be renamed?

Now that's democracy in action right there! Truly a bin of the people! Keep up the good fight Count Binface!

Damn, that sounds like a human rights violation

People of Richmond, vote Binface! Even Rishi Sunak wants Bindependance Day!

I really wish I could vote for him

So Matt Hancock put his hand up? 😂

I think we need an official Smeg Head party because nothing else short of 'I don't know what to do!" would be as honest as we can get.

I feel that the Count needs to add a policy that, if elected, he'll have Rishi Sunak upholstered and installed as a park bench.

I’ve never been more in favour of a politician winning

Excellent

Excoriating!😂

Solving 3,2,1 levels of puzzles could be an alternative punishment option for minor crimes with early release for those who solve the puzzles.

Still not paying London prices for a Croissant even if it is fixed at £1.10..............and I know the 10p is due to Titchy Sunak's multiple tax rises.

Count is actually doing the things that really matter.

Great

Binface for God-Emperor 2024

Can we extend this to any loud TikTok and music on public transport as well?

Offenders have to watch a box set of the One Show, or a year living with Matt Hanncock!! Now that is what I call being 'tough on crime'!!!😅

I totally agree.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

Wait, is that free board whilst living with Hancock or do I have to pay him board? Also, can you even get box sets of the One Show?

i might live with mat handcocks just to be able to find out all the stuff im sure the media would love to know i year worth of info from an arch evils house, why yes id like to publish that

At last a politician we can all get behind .

You haven't thought this policy through Count - it stops being viable once you have more than 3-4 offenders in a single year. Likewise, you don't want to accidentally cause a spike in the sale of One Show boxsets. Simply force them to relocate to the Isle of Sheppey. Actually, make that the punishment for any crime.

If he isnt careful he will win the subsequent GE 😅

This needs to be a policy that's implemented tomorrow!

Matt Hancock, no no no

I dont trust him,....... he listens to the people.!!!

Vote Count Binface to get rid of Sunak

Should get more votes than Reform😂

Anyone got any Cefax? Can you hook me up??

😂

It could be worse Theresa May

Forcing people to live with Hancock? You are truly EVIL

VOTE REFORM UK! SIR NIGEL FARAGE FOR PM! OUR D-DAY IS IN LONDON 27TH OF JULY BE THERE PLEASE BE THERE TELL EVERYONE SPREAD THE WORD! DEUS VULT!

Mat hancrook ::::don't you mean?