If one of the best commanders, Napoleon, hadn't come in winter, we'd probably have heard the French anthem from Istanbul, and that might be the only thing these two countries have in common.
For the next oversimplified reaction (if you intend to do another one) could you please have them react to the Emu War? They deserve something a little more light hearted.
If ur making react to oversimplified french revolution and napoleonic wars, there should be an countryhuman of napoleon. It will be cool if the 2 france argue.