[Countryhumans] WORD CRIMES || Complete Spoof MAP 

moral of the story: britian is bloody fed up with america's memes

America: *Ok boomer.*

''How are we related?'' That quote murdered me.

America: *spells humour like humor, favourite like favorite, etc* UK: *SCARED SCREAM-*

This literally is any grammar teacher's anthem

Lesson: America is adopted.

Baldi: Math teacher UK: english teacher *perfect.*

This video: "you should never write words using numbers" Me: **Hides the Russian letter for z**

America: I've got too much capitalism and debts to pay to care about this

America:*says a speech* Britian: what did he say!?

America: uN0 rEvErSé cArD Britain: *confused squealing*

The fact that weird al was able to take a song that haves a a catchy beat but terrible lyrics and turn it something great is amazing and shows how much of a great artist he is.

Plot twist: America actually knows perfect English but chooses to take the piss because he hates his dad

*The perfect Map doesn’t exi-*

me: forgets conjugate- 7 year old me: Face palms

1:06 America is asserting his dominance

LMAO!! I love how America was writing Y’all’dn’t’ve.

Goddamnit dad." I got too much crap to do ..than this.

За один ролик узнал больше чем за 9 лет в школе

Britain: ok let’s start with something simple. Spell you America: u Britain are? America: r Britain: ok, spell Never Mind America: nvm Britain: ... Your the worst son ever America: don’t you mean You’re Britain: ... **holds a nuke to his head**

1:06 😂 911: 911 how can I help you? Britain: MY SON COMMITTED A WOrd CRIME!!!!

Those dislikes are from countries were *Late*

1:06 the most cursed yet hilarious moment

The funny part is that language is constantly changing so grammar doesn't really matter as much as everyone says. Though you need to have a basic set of guidelines to have a functioning language, grammar is more like a set of basic and vague guidelines, not rules, so saying "that ain't important, u kno that" is okay because what matters is if you can understand it.

2:58. Look at America. HIS GLASSES ARE TAPED TO HIS HEAD. I praise the artist.

🤣 when UK's efforts go to nothing.All those years of trying to make his son like him went to a waste OOF but NOICE VID LUV IT 😁❤

I forced my entire class to watch this by saying it was "Educational"

2:38

Nobody: Uk: we call it indicator because indicates were the car is going America: we call it blinker because it go blink (I found this on a tiktok)

OOH I LOVE THIS SONG 😂 MY TEACHERS WOULD PLAY THIS ALL TIME Ur welcome 😂

This is how Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand feel when talking to America at the family picnics.

“Unless your seven, Or your name is prince” Minnesotans: “you dare disrespect our king”

Flavour *Flavor* Colour *Color* Humour *Humor* Ame what are you doing? I’m giving my people more independence by *_getting rid of U_* Edit: Please... Take this as a J O K E!! Edit 2: Wtf is going on in the replies?

0:35 I LOVE THAT ART STYLE

Another Lyric Ti’ll I’m Done With My Break So I Can Change My Name: Everybody shut up, woo! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now you find That people mock you online Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize You with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions Of nouns and prepositions Literacy's your mission And that's why I think it's a Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's "less" or it's "fewer" Like people who were Never raised in a sewer I hate these word crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up! Say you got an "I", "T" Followed by apostrophe, "s" Now what does that mean? You would not use "it's" in this case As a possessive It's a contraction What's a contraction? Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter Okay, now here's some notes Syntax you're always mangling No "x" in "espresso" Your participle's danglin' But I don't want your drama If you really wanna Leave out that Oxford comma Just keep in mind That "be", "see", "are", "you" Are words, not letters Get it together Use your spellchecker You should never Write words using numbers Unless you're seven Or your name is Prince I hate these word crimes You really need a Full time proofreader You dumb mouth-breather Well, you should hire Some cunning linguist To help you distinguish What is proper English One thing I ask of you Time to learn your homophones is past due Learn to diagram a sentence too Always say "to whom" Don't ever say "to who" And listen up when I tell you this I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis You finished second grade I hope you can tell If you're doing good or doing well About better figure out the difference Irony is not coincidence And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull What's figurative and what's literal Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't get out of bed That really makes me want to literally Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head I read your e-mail It's quite apparent Your grammar's errant You're incoherent Saw your blog post It's really fantastic That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!) 'Cause you write like a spastic I hate these Word Crimes Your prose is dopey Think you should only Write in emoji Oh, you're a lost cause Go back to pre-school Get out of the gene pool Try your best to not drool Never mind I give up Really now I give up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Go Away!

2:11 omg- my favorite part for some odd reason.

UK: “Okay Let's learn proper English now, son” America:Okay dad... *got bullied several times* *Cries in American*

Me:*clicks on video* Also me: *Why is my english teacher's theme song playing?*

At 2:19 when America leans back at the words "cunning linguist," I felt that.

No one: Literally no one: Not a soul: Countryhumans: *how about Russia and America are gay for each other*

I haven’t even watched and I already know it’s gonna be great

I thought it was “world crimes” Wops

Britain: **roasts Ame** America: Ok. Dis is fine.

One of the best things about this video is that in the comments you have British and American arguing in the comments and continuing the video lyrics.

This song is the embodiment of how I feel when I get my report card of all A’s and then that one E in English.

“It’s spelled theatre, not theater!!” Merriam Webster: “How bout no”

United Kingdom: Tries to teach the United States of America Me: *Impossible

I’ll be honest, there are times when I feel like this is how British people look at us.

I need to show my English teacher this. End of story XD

2:32 LMAO LOOK AT THE BOARD🤣

At the end where they say "get out of the gene pool" That is beautiful.

I have learned some grammar like how if you say “I’m going to a apple” It’s actually supposed to be “I’m going to eat AN apple” Ye I can smart

*When you forced to learn word crimes because your dad says so:*

I have not started watching yet. UK is singing this to America, I bet. Edit: I was right.

1:52 who noticed Russia?

2:39 I screamed, it’s so rare to see Switzerland ~And nobody cared about this comment~

Lol I’m American and I spelled dirt wrong once Edit : I spelled it deirt And I’ve forgotten my own name before that was a new low for me

3:19 "I'm glad I didn't keep you." OOF

Australia is probably watching this so god dame confused... And on fire and flooding at the same time... Please help me!

Teachers what they say to you: 3:04-3:07 What they are thinking: 3:08- 3:10

America: I’m sorry can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening

в англиском не так хорошо шарю, но песня прям мёд для ушей. и рисовка прям суперская.)

Literally every single thing you post on this account is a gift from God himself

Nobody America:*T posing and Swearing with bad grammar to UK* Uk:*Calls 911*

XDDDD why does this seem accurate me trying to tell my American friend what some brittish words mean.

I feel Britain on another level It's mf Colour not color is something I have to say 90% of the time to my *also* British friends

Canada siting in the back of the room eating popcorn and enjoying every second of this

this video helped me pass my LA class i've always struggled with english even though im American and inherently dumb, i wanted to be a writer when i grew up but i know i couldnt because everything i wrote was absolute nonsense. after watching this spoof MAP i immediently emailed my LA teacher to send me all my missing as failed work, and i went hammer on its ass. after 30 minutes i had finished it and had sent the email back, and after a few minutes at 01:00 in the morning, my teacher had bumped my grades up to a A++ now i can finally fufill my dreams of becoming a professional writer. )there are 10 misspells and grammar misspells in that sentence)

I'm not the only person who read the title as "WORLD CRIMES" right?

me *sees thumbnail* also me *weird british screaming*

Me every time an American tries to correct my ENGLISH spelling

I love how Britain is loosing sanity throughout this entire thing

I’ve been waiting for this for weeks now, and I’m certainly not disappointed. Everyone did their part so well!! Great job!💕

Lemme tell ya' something weird Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing :O

1:05 As a brit, i was unreasonably triggered that his phone said "911" instead of "999" XD (still loved the map!)

I am American and I can confirm this is pretty accurate to how it happened. Britain tried to make sure we were good little colonies that spoke correctly and we paid 0 percent attention

America was in both the world wars but doesn't know what year it started *Ok*

1:06 me running away for. My evil demon teacher.

When Britain said "don't" at the beginning, he forgot the apostrophe XD

UK is basically me trying to teach my friends how to type and use proper grammar at the same time.

Me: (sputters and dies like an old truck) My friend: what happened? Me: 1:06 happened

But З is my favorite letter! (In the Russian language, it is pronounced as "Zuh" and is a letter.)

Britain: English (Traditional) America: English (Simplified)

This reminds me of the time when my class had to watch a tutorial and when the instructor said "water" in an American accent, we mocked her accent for about 5 minutes XD

america: okey bro england: SHUT UP italy: PIZZA PASTA MANDOLINO MAMMA MIAAAA

1:05 The American revolution colorized

This is why I wanna get into country humans lol

1:27 *the olden times* COME ON HIT *HIT*

Listen... If UK came to my country he'd have a stroke 'cause people say "She gone." Instead of "She went." TvT

Word Crimes, Spoof Map aka Britain trying not to murder his son in 4 minutes or less. America T-posing over Britain should't have made me lost it as much as it did 10/10 Thank you for hosting another awesome ass MAP and all the animators were awesome! Though 2:07 Britain being this close to a mental breakdown had to be my favourite. Just he is this close to snapping and the star and dollar eyes!!

English language : we got you 4 to 1 French : I like those odd

2:30 I never realized he took Americas glasses-

UK: I read you'r email! Email: *Tea sukz* UK: _You're incoherent_

Uk trying to teach his kid how to speak english the cool way😂😂 Edit:OMG thanks for the likes guys UwU i never got so many likes❤

Woah how are you so good at English and Geography?? Me: its complicated

Never had so much joy through a lyric and language video. Marvellous! 😂👍

I'm at school every day XD Mood:America

I love how I'm American, and I'm just like the human version.

me trying to explain the countryhuman fandom to my friends

America: spells words w/ memez Britain: *angry tea noises*