Couples Cringe: Alpha Male Tiktoks 

The NO VAPING OR SMOKING feels like a Mum who saw their son's notebook and added it in to keep her baby safe 😂

I love how they say "women don't go for short guys" and "you have to get jacked to get laid" meanwhile their idol Cillian Murphy is like a 5'7'' twink of a man and women actually do go wild for him

This is just men getting in their Tumblr phase

“Lions aren’t scared to walk alone” they’re one of the only big cat group that hunt in groups called “prides”. So not only is it cringe, it’s just wrong

“What I’ve been through could KILL you.” Brennan….your mom took your PS5 away for the weekend. You’re fine.

what’s with incels’ weird obsession with lions… lions have homosexual sex for socialization, maybe that’s something those guys might actually want to try

i really hate how they ALWAYS use the peaky blinders in their edits like the whole show isn’t about a man destroying himself and his family 😭😭

Am I the only one annoyed at the “Lions don’t roar after a kill” quote. Mostly because a lot of the hunting in a pride is done by the females

The dude in that background at 6:10 trying to look badass while being unable to close a door is peak alpha

I really want to know what they journal about? Like what does the journal of someone that emotionally constipated and utterly ridiculous read like? What on earth do they write about? Their workouts? How much they hate women?

Posting here to let everyone know I’m forklift certified 💪

“The taliban don’t wanna see me once I’ve been journaling” I’m cackling

"The Lion never fears to walk alone." Yes. Lions famously don't hunt in groups.

oh my jesus uzbekistan's got talent you guys i can't

13:49 for raging misogynists, alpha dudes really love their lions, a species which is dominated by its female population...

The spaghetti quote and the video to go along were gold! Imma start using that 🤣👌🏾

I have hemorrhoids now. Thanks guys 😂

I can't with the "you go gym now"

'Alpha' posts make English teachers and Baby Jesus cry.

Not the pentatonics shade 😂😂😂

This was a really great video, the pacing was great, Bryce never fails to get a laugh out of me and Missy is always in her element. Thanks for the content

I’ve watched your content on Instagram for awhile so I had to check this out!! You guys made me laugh a lot, looking forward to watching more 💗

Y'all are hilarious

I could easily see these quotes in a 17 magazine from 2004

The dance at 11:40 took me out. You too are so funny and so cute together. Love to see you both making each other laugh

the matty smokes reference oh my GOD you're right

3:21 its not a quote its a song lyric💀💀 It's called 1000 trees by the Stereophonics, and while yes the song is about overcoming yourself and moving on its not about being an alpha lmao

These videos are incredible 😭 thank you for coming to RU-vid!!

The howl at the end 😭🐺

I love you two lol couple goals. Hilarious as always.

What I love is there's always a knight or clip of peaky blinder in the background

Oh God, not the cardboard door ☠️

Ok I am a Leo and I am scared to walking alone

SO GLAD I FOUND YOUR CHANNELLLLL

AAAA are yall from wisconsin! because yes about the bucks game driving LMFAO

I actually love your youtube channel. you’re so funny

Pennies only have one face 😭😭😭

How are you not in the 100K’s AT LEAST???

WHY’S HE JOURNALING I SWEAR THESE MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF😭

“I’m a dangerous person when pissed off” Timmy you cried at the supermarket because mom didn’t buy you more Vbucks

1:45 I haven't watched it in a while but I am almost certain this is from Mean Girls lmao /j

OH MY GOD THEY USED PRICE FOR THIS SHIT IM GOING TO CRY 😭😭😭😭

Yall r so funny I cant 😭

i've laughed so hard so many times through the whole vid

As someone from Uzbekistan, I feel deeply offended, those alpha males gave their best 😪/j

These videos deserve so many more views!

that car with no door driving through the third ward brought back some memories

11:41 i made myself laugh thinking "a mental breakdown and a personality disorder. Im an Alpha"

You know spaghetti is done when it’s soft. Stay soft boys 😭😭😭

Lions are pack animals 😭😭😭 (Also I’m pretty sure the women lead the pride, sooo 😳😳😳) It’s like saying; “A tiger always needs their buddies to rely on 🐅🐅🗿🗿🗿“

5:20 ive been on a edging streak for 3 months and now i rule the world🥶🥶🥶

I laughed so hard I’m coughing right now help😭

3:50 HORIZON SPOTTED

5:35 is just Stefan Salvatore.

You guys are sooooo funny

BBBHAHAHAHAHA y’all are so funny 😭

4:53 HELP I THOUGHT IT SAID FISTING

The mitochondria is the powerhouse the cell so be the mitochondria and make your girl be the cell #w quotes

3:43 wait…that’s how you pronounce that?…

Cry laughing omg

Don’t come for Gatorade tho

Are y'all from wiscansin

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First!!

always remember; the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

9:04 price as the background💀