Cow vs. Underground nuclear test 

Laughed way harder than I should have

Old folk wasn't crybabies like the manchilds we stuck in the same time zone

*Has a inventory full of 64 cooked beef*

yeah, back then people werent such lameass pansies.

"you can’t eat meat animals are living creatures" You are a animal, like me and anyone, WHY IN THE FVCKING HELL, I will not eat another animal meat??? Life is the survival of the fittest, the actual soyboy manchild generation drives me mad...

LMFAO 😂

gotta see what happens if our nukes blow in the silos i guess

Cut the lol.

@@bruno84 idk bruno? That's pretty funny!!!

@@AMG-316 What he said is funny but it would be even funnier if he didn't use the lol and let it for the reader if you know what I mean.

It is an outrage and a sad reflection on modernity that this, one of the greatest thread comments in social media history, didn't get thousands of likes.

The problem with this joke is that it is probably too intelligent for most people to understand. :-\

XD

@@deanmoncaster oh yeah beat me to it haha

"Now I have become Death, the destroyer of Worlds" --The Bun avadh Gita.

LMAO

probebly thought it was a graboid fart.

@@robertboykin1828finally a tremors reference

@@TURIECFOTO joke... its called a joke...

Donald Trump r/whooosh

An American way to do that

Mr snedie And you get colon cancer afterwards

And it's unhealthier, just like the American way!

I kinda said the same thing... Then I read the comments and saw yours. Fuckin brutal man. 🍻

whising for that bullet

in the end all cows die brutally

inverse2k1 All Animals die brutally. Some get eaten while still alive. Some suffer horribly for months or years with diseases or parasites. Some just starve to death. Comparatively, Cows live pretty safe and secure lives in good health and then die very abruptly by a bolt to the head. Its over in an instant.... a death that Nature nearly never affords.

Christopher Pardell some animals become literal zombies as parasites take over their body to spread to more animals

I am fucking livid - Cow

it appears half like it and half dont

I've always wondered

Mmmm.. oo?

9 out of 10 owners said their cows preferred it.

#ReleaseTheChimpCut

did people get to eat them is the real question.

They nuked hundreds of goats, pigs, and rats in the operation crossroads testing. It saw the light of day, they don’t care.

​@@ziphy_6471They had to test the meat on someone.

You think that's bad, there's none Declassified video of the Nazis imploding victims in pressure Chambers. There's a whole ton of footage that our government has access to from those camps that we have absolutely zero access to.

Haaaaa

Mahler7 nice 🤣

Shit that was a good one dude

YYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! Literally the best comment I've ever seen!!!! You deserve the Nobel Prize for Literature, not even kidding.

🥵🤯

I wouldn't eat a Radioactive steak . Sorry ( to Ma'am Lady Cow....)/

Yummy radioactive burgers

Omg. 😂

Those were them days.

Russians

Oh, i thought it was the shockwave pushing upwards

verified guy with 6 likes 😂

ha ha.

Glows in the dark and tastes like iron, also canaries tend to die next to it.

RU-vid always know what I want to see

U don't gotta lie

Same 😁

Yup and a little smoking weed lol

Hi

This entire experiment began with the words "I bet..."

Someone was drunk and said " I bet you can't nuke a cow"

Nice name lol

😂🤣💀

If the cow goes down on one side before falling, that's what you call lean beef. When the cow is dead, then its called ground beef.

I watched a video with a rabid coyote. In the comments someone mentioned a video where a cow supposedly fights 100 coyotes. So naturally I typed "cow vs" and then I saw "cow vs nuclear test" in the bar. And priority shifted immediately.

next stop: cow and crocodile funny video

It also has an additional head now as well

I noticed that the cow left the ground immediatly before the device went off. The lights in the background shows that.

@@darrellcook8253 I think it is more accurate to say the ground left the cow.

Yeah its little wonder the cows all went mad. They must think we are monsters.... 😆

It doesn't go anywhere at all because of broken legs

Microwaving a steak should be a war crime

Dimitri sometimes take it too literally.

Now you say? We spent a billion dollar on the beef, so you eat it!

😂😂😂

@@Harvester_Stallone Sometimes you just gotta do it, son.

Ha ha tru dat

*Hey, you. You're finally awake*

Yep

They don't test nukes on their own asses i think. In everything else, yes ☹

@@Pablo-vs2kh they did on Indiana Jones

@@Pablo-vs2kh Oh, no they tested nukes on humans. There's a photo of a group of soldiers at ground zero looking up at a high altitude test. I think one of those men is actually still alive.

@@killman369547 ok they are worst that i think...

@NEPTUNIAN more like the price of your life

Request to kitchen: MAKE IT GLOW!

On site alpha warheads detonating in T-minus 60 seconds *"wAiT wUt?!!!"*

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

LincolnTek radioactive beef 😂😂

@Hearing.Chanting Remembering.Krsna That was painful to read.

@Hearing.Chanting Remembering.Krsna Don't trust Google Translate.

Ah Yes I want a nice meal of radiated beef

42 years later 😂😂😂 who told you cows live that long 🤣🤣

So much love. 👊🏼

Made my day

Lmfao 🤣

but how did they made centaur?

Bruhmins

toutagamon and you can get it sooner

*TAST THE FEELING~♡*

nuka-cow

I'll take quantum Nuka Cola over regular. Tastes better and has more Isotopic edge to it.

I turn the channel when news airs animal abuse stories because I hate animal cruelty. But early nuke testing was so wild i didn't think twice when I clicked on this.

Cow-awabunga!😂

Mmooooooooooooo

🤣🤣

Who drew that avatar

When? At what minute marker??

He?

Are you assuming it’s gender? Straight to the gulag for you comrade 😁

@@rcnelson Shhh, lets see how long it takes them to figure it out.....

It kills any bacteria 😁

@@MuitoDaora If it kills all bacteria, it is not "a little" radiation 😁 (Not that irradiating biological tissue would actually make it radioactive. If it did, everybody who has received radiotherapy for cancer would become radioactive, too, but they don't.)

@@teromustalahti2903 only neutron radiation makes irradiated materials radioactive. α, β and γ particles do not.

@@lagrangiankid378 Huh, I thought gamma was a ray.

@@garysmith9818 gamma rays are actually highly energetic photons, it's the same thing, rays or particles, both of the perspectives are correct

Not exactly, but it is a common sense !!!

Too bad itll get taken down for animal cruelty. That cows upper legs basically sheared out of their sockets. However, we now know what will happen to human legs if a nuke goes off under us. ...and before anyone tries to sound smart by stating, "its a cow, not a human." Yeah, well its called science and conversion factors, not wild fucking guesses and assumptions.

Thank you for the information on what test this was I have been trying to find that out for years.

@@connclark2154 No worries, it took abit of digging to come up with the information .

Even better than javazon

Got em!!

Of course they're ok! Because "Cows believe they can flyyyyyaaaahhhhoooOOOOOOOO!"

@techradio That's just what they want you to think.

@techradio Oh yes.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-77qt7dMzkKE.html

hahaha forrealz

@@alaiaomanu6318 wtf is this?

At midnight on Christmas, for some reason!

I dont think thats quite how radiation and shock waves work, fellas

Either way she mooed her last moo

That cow is completely fine. Radiation can't even penetrate 3 feet of dirt, how do you think it'll get through 100 feet? You need a 10psi+ shockwave to get internal damage. If there was a 10psi wave that cow would not be in place, it would be launched

Legend has it that the cow is still alive.

Dust kicked up when the shockwave passed, not ash

why does this only have 3 likes?

@@floppychzcake7936 it doesn't

@@deanmoncaster r/noshitsherlock

@@floppychzcake7936 r/woosh

@@deanmoncaster i like how you try to save yourself from stupidity but only make it worse

yes it is

No, that's domestic. I'll show myself out.

Now, I'm now scientist at all, but I have two theories, first one (definitly not it, but was my first thought) : the first shock is right after the explosion, which vaporized a large hole, so everything is dropping down and the dust rises the moment everything reaches its new "settled location". This is obviously not it, because, other than the Shockwave blowing outwards at first meaning the ground can't instantly drop, if it were dropping, the dust would be visible instantly. Second theory, most likely: the first shock you see is the ground, in its entirety getting blown upwards, including the camera which makes it look a bit as if everything is weightless, then everything starts falling, since dust is quite light, it separates from the rest, creating said clouds, which is also why the cow smacks to the ground. Again, not a scientist, not backed by any fact, just giving a shot at understanding the physics of what's happening

@@blizzard3457 vaporized doesn't imply vacuum, it implies high pressure

The island ground was permanently lifted with something like 3 meters in places. I second the theory, what you see is the ground getting rapidly lifted with the cow getting propelled upwards, and then the ground falls and the cow falls after that. The fog is dust settling slower than the earth under it, so it appears to move up. There are other videos on this channel of such tests, where you can see the equipment containers mounted on huge shock absorbers bouncing around.

@@deildegast Could also be due to the different speeds of P-waves versus S-waves. Earthquakes and nuclear bombs produce fast-moving pressure waves (P-waves) which work in the same way as sound waves, along with much slower-moving shear waves (S-waves) that move side to side. After the nuke is detonated, the P-wave would hit the surface first, but it's the later S-wave which causes a lot more shaking of the ground and probably explains the dust being kicked up.

I'm pretty sure this is slow motion and the sound is added. Total real duration of the video is probably 2 or 3 seconds.

I think it was "Salmon site" in Missisippi.

Actually it was new york city right in central park

We can only wish it had been a little closer to the surface. ;-)@@Fartucus

Its Rainer Mesa

@Daemon Hauyer Well, I meant it was microwaved before you got it but yeah, it's post microwaved now.

lol.....

Moonlight. No, wait 😂

I figured the ground collapsed below the testing area there. Then I saw some other theories posted too.

I thought Mississippi also

Nope often confused with the Salmon test in MS but its actually the Clearwater test in Rainer Mesa Nevada !

@@theatomichistory1908 Hi ! But the aspect of the natural environment is not from Nevada. Do you say Operation Niblick, date: 10/16/63, hour: 17:00 pm ? .... how to prove it ?

@@hugoveracandia3562 proof right here in a unclassified EPA document studying the effect of underground nuclear explosions on wildlife go to the page with Project clearwater and it perfectly describes this video ! nepis.epa.gov/Exe/ZyNET.exe/9100F03H.TXT?ZyActionD=ZyDocument&Client=EPA&Index=Prior+to+1976&Docs=&Query=&Time=&EndTime=&SearchMethod=1&TocRestrict=n&Toc=&TocEntry=&QField=&QFieldYear=&QFieldMonth=&QFieldDay=&IntQFieldOp=0&ExtQFieldOp=0&XmlQuery=&File=D%3A%5Czyfiles%5CIndex%20Data%5C70thru75%5CTxt%5C00000011%5C9100F03H.txt&User=ANONYMOUS&Password=anonymous&SortMethod=h%7C-&MaximumDocuments=1&FuzzyDegree=0&ImageQuality=r75g8/r75g8/x150y150g16/i425&Display=hpfr&DefSeekPage=x&SearchBack=ZyActionL&Back=ZyActionS&BackDesc=Results%20page&MaximumPages=1&ZyEntry=1&SeekPage=x&ZyPURL

@@theatomichistory1908 thanks !

no this is SCIENCE

@@veeveri No, This is patrick!

Well, apparently it’s not illegal to nuke a cow

This is your tax dollars at work

Science: Sorry, I can't hear ya?? I'm busy collecting the data.