Re the pipe.....I took a bunch of people out on my boat to watch fireworks and one of the guys had himself a handful of pretty decent cigars for the 3 guys....WELL my GF (who was quite fetching) got all prissy and wanted one, I said "guffaw, yeah ok, you want a cigar" ........WELL she took mine for a few puffs and OMFG BOING it was the HOTTEST thing EVER.... There were two other couples and even the 2 other girls were like, damn.....gimme a cigar.... Imagine if you will, a 35 year old, long auburn hair, 5'4", 115 lbs, bikini top, daisy dukes with strappy sandals puffing away on a stogie....OMGOMGOMG.....