Crashing Pay-to-win Minecraft Servers with BOATS 

Note to self: If attempting to crash a P2W server, DON'T fucking Stream it.

On one hand, helping to fund the servers with optional perks isn't nessisarily harmful. On the other, if you put a prise tag on *everything*, you're in for one helluva storm.

Hot tip as a former server admin, most servers have sign text popup in admin/mod chat. Even still we do stalk 90% of the time In vanish xD

Honestly as someone who has had to be sneaky with everything I ever did because I had helicopter parents, the fact you streamed the first attempt and communicated with signs baffles me to no end.

remember if any admin is watching the panel they can see all of the TP requests to you, that is the main way to get caught.

the admins are too lazy to write a reason to the ban 😂

P2w servers fear the moment we find a soul sand valley

I used to play on applecraft, their community and mods are awful and they f-ed me over big time. I'd love to see more of this on applecraft specifically lol

If you load boats into a dispenser and hopper setup it'll put all of them on top of each other and you can put 100s in one spot then when one is clicked they will spread out.

“We’re about to get 1984’d tho I guarantee it” 13:49 LMAOOO

Well i wasn't expecting this, i hope this series becomes a great success like salc1's series.

15:00 WHY AM I SO LAGGY is currently building a large scale lag machine. cant comprehend why lag. impeccable

Hope this becomes a series, also adding onto lagging p2w servers you could try using duping to break the economy

Tough the ones other than the first were p2w, the owner of the 1st server is a nurse and divides the money she gains from the server to both maintain the server and pay her rent, + she's really nice

For maximum chaos you should have sent detachments of people to various parts of the overworld. That way it would have been more difficult for admins to find and dispose of your lag machine.

It was the sign, there is a plugin where when someone places a sign anywhere in the world it says what's on it and the coords of the sign, that is how they found out, that guy ratted you out lol.

the game that cultivated trolling others

“Kill them while they’re small” -zman1064

not only can they catch you by just watching you in vanish.. if the people have set up the server with the right plugins.. they can see the x,y,z cords of each sign thats placed, whats written on the sign, who placed the sign, and the time/date stamp of the sign

You can make it A LOT MORE compressed into like 3×3 area with just a dispencer

May the trolling... Continue

just found this and the editing is very good for such an underrated channel, keep up the work bro

Hope this doesn't come off as an insult, but listening to your videos is like ASMR. You're the most relaxing server crashing channel to listen to. I could just sit here and get my work done and have you complain about p2w minecraft servers in the background. I'm glad you still have a lot of videos left for me to watch.

Zman becoming a PNG youtuber? Great progression for 2023 zman! I have no life

I'm NGL, the second server seemed it had more of a cosmetic advantage instead of gameplay advantage

For seeing server tps, ping and stuff like that, there's a client side mod called spark for that. It comes with a few server profiler features that are triggered through client side commands.

Minecraft Troll LETS GOO BABY

particles are clientside. its the entity processing lagging the server.

You could have placed the boats on floating blocks that are above the water, then after placing enough boats just cutting the blocks to make them fall at the water all at once.

W Video, absolutely love the new variety of games on the channel!

Not all heroes are spherical

yes but even though the small servers are slow why waste effort dealing with the little ones instead of piling onto the larger ones, because every time you crush a little one the players go to a larger one further funding them

the signs had me dead! i put ninja's rage on a sign and admins got on me so quick

That squid ascended right before the server crashed😂 19:47

You should do that but with armor stands because they give off the particles and they are bigger therefore giving out more lag.

The writing of that appeal was physically painful. Still funny.

in the Attempt 2 thing, i genuinely did not see any real P2W features in that screenshot of the 40 dollar rank, what in that is P2W

Buddy and I once got mod permissions on some dudes random server. We ended up crashing it spawning in hoards of wolfs and did a /save before we left with at least 500 wolfs around.

I don't even play this game but I appreciate your hard work. Keep at it!

Exactly how is the 2nd server pay to win?

Reminds me of the good old days on Ark: Survival Evolved my tribe was the 3rd largest on the most popular xbox server for North America and there were hundreds of boats that would lag the server. Since we had an underwater base we tamed a squid and went around destroying all the boats lol

this was such an amazing video! I just really enjoyed it lol

Now this is an excellent work of art

P2W server: *exists* God: Noah... get the boats!

They probably didn't ban you right away because they're bored and it will take them literally 30 seconds of work to undo everything you did :-(

Never thought that at 22 years old I’d be watching Minecraft RU-vid vids again

i actually like this content, i enjoy seeing minecraft again after like 2 years

Idk what you were thinking not checking to see if a server was actually pay to win before trying to crash them and accuse them :/

Literally just make a dedicated server with volunteers who want to help you.

You can do the same thing with minecarts as well, you just need a 1 block pool with soul sand on the bottom, and rail leading into it, then you put like a 100 or more minecarts on it, and the server is gonna crash pretty fast. This method is slower, as minecarts are more expensive, but its more effective, because after you got the iron, and crafted the minecarts, you just place them on the rails, and push them into the water

boats, the most powerful weapon one can wield

A new meaning to "I'm on a boat."

spent like 4 hours making a mod so I can experience that specific scenario.

Between you, misterepic and salc1 i love this stuff

*Builds a lag machine. "Why's it so laggy?"

mby u should try the boat method when u drop them in water from above at the same time so u dont have the lag while preparing ya know

Bro literally livestreammed himself trying to crash the server, then got mad when he got caught.

Boats? Kinda crazy

I remember playing on that first server like every day, I was a f2p and I was actually surprised on how I managed to get pretty decent stuff during my 2 years of play time on that server. It IS technically p2w, but as a f2p on applecraft I was quite surprised on how easily I got loot by chance from crates.

700 ping..? AMETEUR, I’VE HAD 7,000 PING MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Great video, keep up the trolling.

yooo, the sever i play on(rulercraft) was in this video, thanks. nice video btw

lemme crash my bro with ******* BOATS

This guy has a sense of humor 😂

I once crashed a modded server I was on by dispensing 20 boats into one block.

I'm just wondering if you could do the same thing in a swamp biome. In several spots. Make it more of a pain to find.

Place the soul sand, then activate a device like Grian and the Boatem crew used in Hermitcraft season 8. That way you won't have to place the boats individually in the water. 😁

I heard of someone using snowmen and to lag a server. It uses multiple snowmen and a mob, you put many snowmen in one block so they're trapped and can't escape, and then place and mob a little ways away so the snowmen can shoot at it, then have water in between the snowmen and mob so that the snowballs from the snow man get caught in water, then they are floated to a main pool of water with soul sand so the snow balls bouce up and down constantly. Probaly a lot easier than making 100s of boats, as you get the lagging item free.

I'm a bit confused. Why didn't you use the boatem lag machine trick?

tbf, you could probably use some kind of ice and piston systen to send boats in and if you have to send them across chunks outside of render distsnce use afk players or something considering the army you have

they rly banned u guys when u havent even done anything yet 😭😭

On the one hand p2w is bad but on the other the owners be like “what can I say I’m a business man”

most underrrated creator

Try to use something like Wurst or something to get alts on, so if you get banned you can come right back for some extra trolling.

This guy is the #1 defender of Minecraft’s EULA and it’s hilarious

more minecraft pls i enjoyed this

That second server was literally NOT pay to win. Almost everything on that list is cosmetic and the few things that aren't don't grant any huge advantage.

Justified mild tomfoolery

Some servers can see whispers and signs. Voice chat only is the safest way.

Would you consider it Pay-To-Win if it only focuses on advantages for SinglePlayer mode? because a friend's server does that, there are objects and ranks to have better shortcuts in survival and more options when doing a house on your own plot.

Thanks for your video.

Most servers can’t see book and quill entries

some guy in the chat: "JOFU U SEXY MF" 💀💀💀💀 6:14

Martin would love this B O A T

Putting named entities in the boats prevents them from getting killed by clear lag

You should do Pixelmon servers a lot of them are pay to win

The last server were innocent

another banger mr zedmanonethousandandsixtyfour

i think the last server crashed because of a papermc bug introduced in 1.19.3 that syncs the network thread with the logic thread and that causes internet to lag if the tps is low

Bro made RU-vid captions very realistic

Oh hey, you actually took my advice, kinda. Dunno if ya got in contact with other big names in that branch, but hopefully you can branch out enough to convince other channels to do some Unturned content.

A long time ago me and my two best friends were playing Minecraft. One of my friends, let's call him E, kept stealing boats from me and my other friend I'll call S. The spawn was on an island so you needed boats to get anywhere. So S and I decided to cover the spawn island in boats. It spiraled into hilarity when me and S created a flag and national anthem for Boatland (it was to the tune of Daisy Bell, and I think it was just 'Boatland, Boatland, why do we need this many boats? We're half crazy, all for building boats of wood" We couldn't stop giggling when we played again and E got suspicious so he went to spawn and just said "bloody hell" when he saw it. He wanted an armada, now he's got one! It quickly became an inside joke. S eventually ended up ending our friendship and being mean to me and E, but this video just reminded me of the fun times we used to have trolling each other with boats. Thank you ^^

I know this vid is more than a year old but I was staff at this server in the past, I left when they made it super pay to win with the crates, they're still at it and deserve even worse.

That first admin I want to be friends with lol he was a good sport

the last server seamed nice, i dont think it deserved to be crashed (they all said hello and were excited that someone joined)

atleast the first server was chill about it

this could have worked if you decided to make a flowing river go down into the soul sand but border it up so when you place the boats you wouldnt have them floating off and since you can put like a chest of them next to you you can spam the living hell out of the boats and most likely crash the servers

as a moderator on a server (not pay to win luckily) we have a plugin called social spy which lets us see what 's written on signs without being next to you (also see /msg and commands you type)

Attempt 2 had fucking egg man as a mod💀

i love your videos