trying to reason with flat earthers or antivaxxers is like trying to play chess with a pigeon- no matter how good you are they'll just knock over the pieces and sh*t on the board.
My science teacher (absolutely hilarious man, but I digress) once spent almost an entire hour cracking anti-vax jokes, finishing it off with "Vaccines don't cause autism, autism causes vaccines" and that, kids, is what cemented him as my second favourite teacher.
And we get vaccinated for other "harmless" stuff, like rubella. Never mind the fact that it can cause deafness and stuff. Some people are born deaf, so it's natural. There's even Deaf schools to send my kids to if it comes to that! OMGSH could you imagine if someone actually had this argument for anti-vaccine?
I wasn’t vaxed till i was four bc my mum thought it would cause autism. I was diagnosed with autism and then i got vaccinations against everything by my nan. Thanks nan
I'm fast-food because I heard of this think called choking! It turns out that it can actually kill you! I've decided to just not give my kids any food at all for their sake.
Oh fuck! I laughed more than appropriate at this!😂😂😂 EDIT: I feel like such a bitch, cuz I honestly worry like crazy about these poor kids, but FUCK that's a good joke!
I wasn’t vaccinated until I was like 17, jokes aside I don’t even know I survived getting the flu, because I caught the flu like 2 times a month Parents, vaccinate your kids
Australian Dude It’s because of memory cells. Even though you didn’t get vaccinated, you survived the flu once, so you are able to fight it off again. It’s actually the same principles as Vaccines. But Vaccines use a weakened pathogen, so they’re safer
But flu changes every time and if you were vaccinated from flu the chances of getting flu more likely will decrease or you will get better faster after catching it
The flu is really not that concerning. But you were actually very lucky not getting any other illness more serious than the flu (not that I hope anyone to catch one, even more in these times). Good job thaking the responsibility yourself and vaccinating, luckily there are many anti-vaxx's sons who do the same thing reaching adulthood.
Kid: *crying* Mom: why is Tommy crying? Doctor: are you anti vaxx Mom: yes Doctor: how old is he Mom: 1 and a half Doctor: hes going through his midlife crisis
“Polio was relatively harmless before vaccines” Thinks of the guy who’s the last person being supported by a iron lung because of having polio before the vaccine 😅
My aunt suffered from polio. She was born in 1940 - so unfortunately a bit too early - had to take her mobile respirator everywhere and couldn't walk well ... I wanna punch these anti-vaxxers in the face when I read their bs! 😅
@@maryjayne9700 Punch them? Bruh i wish natural selection would hurry up and make ‘em drop dead. The world has enough dumbasses in it already.. *cough* fLaT eArThErS *cough*
fun fact! my mother refused to vaccinate me for literally years of my life and I am extremely lucky not to have died in childhood. (I got vaccinated on my own when I was old enough to consent to medical treatment without parental permission)
"Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated, since your body does that automatically. But anti-vaxxers probably would have higher chance of catching a disease." Not quite, you catch the disease either way but if you're immune already your body shuts the infection down in a matter of hours. If you're not it has to recognise first that you are infected, then what the infection is, then a suitable antibody for it, then produce it in significant enough quantities to shut down the significantly advanced infection, then you're immune. The difference is important in that most ebola cases developed antibodies by the time of death, but by that point there were too many individual copies of the virus for the body to destroy when each antibody can only bind to one. However, any survivors of ebola or those who received a successful vaccine would then be immune. Infectious diseases are a race between the body and the pathogen, "immunity" just gives you a giant head start. "Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated" Tell that to the rabies vaccine, the only effective treatment for a disease 16 people have ever survived after symptoms appeared. This vaccine, when administered immediately upon contact, prevents a full scale infection in 100% of cases.
@Drahazar Not even those on Tumblr, most of them are sensitive pieces of shit, I lost count of how many of them were sensitive pricks only on Twitter and real life footage alone.
but those people that just cant take them for medical reasons are not anti-vax. there is a difference in not getting vaccines and being against vaccines
Yes. People need to know a difference between "Choose not to get vaccine because of 'gOvErNmEnT MaNdAtE AnD GoVeRnMeNt bAeD'" and "Choose not to get a vaccine because they can't". Anti-vaxxers are C O N S T A N T L Y ignited in Hell once for every argument they had about vaccines without realizing their hubris. There's a whole lotta screams nearby the center, but that's none of my problem since I know most of those are Antivaxxers, from every reality and every time.
My school had a meezels epidemic. Only 13 kids out of almost 900 were affected. Only one of them was vaccinated. The parents came together and tried to sue the school board for endangerment. TLDR one of them lost custody after attention was brought to her home, it was horrible. The others lost and got to split the bill. Idk what the bill was. But they paid it. You would think kids would tease you about this kinda thing but no. Litteraly no one thought it was a joke or worth making fun of. They just straight up avoided those kids untill we had a nurse come in and vaccinate the kids. Two mothers came back that same week and drew a a huge group of kids by screaming about their children being vaccinated against their wishes. Their kids were 16 and 18 and chose to on their own. One of the mothers left in a fucking squad car. Mentally unhinged.
My mom didn't vaccinate me at all and I was only vaccinated when I moved to my dad's house when I was 11. Considering whenever I get sick now I don't faint when trying to get out of my bed, not having muscle spasms when I almost fall asleep, I think I'd rather be autistic than half dead like I was.
DOAMA *_Bio-terrorism need to come back_* *We must provoke Natural Selection and let man do the rest by ending the weak minded* Jk jk don’t actually cause their death
the fact that anti-vaxx use the "i don't want my child getting autism" is hilarious to me, as i'm autistic and you cannot "catch" autism. its not a disease. it will never have a cure. it's something you're born with. and it's not bad either. i'd much rather be autistic than neuro-typical. edit: spelling
You're talking about soccer moms who'd more readily believe clickbait articles and facebook posts by other soccer moms than doctors and official media which usually has no reason to lie about things like this. We may find some treatment for autism in the future, but stupidity will be the one disease we will never get rid of. Mostly because parents don't bother educating their kids anymore.
I am anti Vax but the problem is I can’t play fortnite cause I’m currently deceased and typing this in the grave thanks to measles and 3 other terminal illnesses.
I think I may need a nap. I genuinely can't tell if this is an anti-vaxxer saying pro-vaxxers overreact about deadly illnesses or if this is a pro-vaxxer saying anti-vaxxers don't understand the severity of the illnesses vaccines are used to combat. The only thing I can tell is its satirical in tone.... 😂
People don't trust modern medicine. They see all the synthetic chemicals as "unnatural", despite the fact that a lot of the stuff they take for granted (shampoo, botox, general anesthesia, etc) is all unnatural. They cherry pick what they mistrust because it makes them feel special to "stick it to the Man".
@@ariesgrill4999 Well considering most people aren't mass murderers and that doctors spend 8-12 years in medical school (as well as a probable background check), I'm fairly sure that *they aren't gonna fucking kill you*
@@ariesgrill4999 Thats some next level paranoia right there. I mean why even go outside then? Some random car driver might go into a spontaneous rage and just run you over because he feels like it.
"isn't there somewhere in america that has brought back the measles?" "one stupid county in georgia that i live in" me, who lives in this county: *starts sweating* help
Grape Smallseed boi I’ve done research on the plague for school and guess what? If you get the plague there is literally over the counter drugs that can get rid of it. It’s actually very weak to antibiotics but those things didn’t exist back then. And also I have never heard of a vaccine for the plague. So no it has not brought back the plague, but other diseases it did bring back.
@@Reshi9984 to be fair, anti-vax movements started in the early 1900s if I recall correctly. You know, when not everyone was educated and mostly were poor farmers that had 5 to 10 children to increase the chance that one member of the family would still be alive...
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It's scary as hell beoing here in Washington. People, of you're an adult, get your MMR titers checked! Simple bloodtest. If you're not immune to any part, get a booster shot
I once took care of a patient who told me she lost use of her legs bc of polio. She advocated for vaccines. A generation later and we're boycotting vaccines, wow.
I just realized how brilliant the transitions are: George makes the autism joke & the next post is about autism, Dan brings back measles & the next post is about measles, Charlie is antivaxx and rest of the video is about him Brilliant
*”Measles is BACK ON THE MENU!!!”* Me, an intellectual: > pulls up to a McDonalds drivethru Yeah can I get the Measles combo with tuberculosis and polio on the side with a large chicken pox virus for a drink
its sad how this is hurting innocent children, as a friend of mine who's just turned 16 is now going against her anti-vaxx mother and stepfather's 'wishes' byt getting vaccinated in the shadows. he's gotten most of the vaccinations she needed when she should have been like 4 years old. His parents found out, told them they; didn't want an autistic child' and now living with his step-uncle and aunt. I'm surprised not vaccinating your kids is considered child abuse and social care isn't called on these idiotic 'parents'.
@@kingezikiel5302 I'm implying that nobody swaps gender, that they're always who they end up understanding themselves to be. You said they change gender very often, and in this hypothetical the gender signifier only changes once. 1 > 0, therefore you're right. Now stop trying to hate on Trans people and grow up
Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most lethal chemical known to man. 100% of humans throughout time exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide are dead. It's in everything...
There is no vaccine for the common cold because there are hundreds of different strands of it. They also don't kill you. Flu vaccines are also probably optional as their are also large numbers of strands of the flu. There are also a handful of vaccines for some of the more nasty ones. Vaccines that really should be mandatory are chicken pox, small pox, measles, polio, meningitis, hepatitis, and things like that which are a little bit more life-threatening or life impeding.
I'd rather not have children because bringing children into a world where idiots exist that believe measles and chicken pox are good for you is immoral.
Sodium So Pho King chicken pox at an early age is actually an effective method of vaccination. The VZV vaccine is less critical at that age, but extremely important if you’re in the adolescent age range and never had chicken pox. Measles, on the other hand, is nasty and destructive at any age, so vaccination is necessary.
the risks of not vaccinating your dog are that the dog gets kennel cough and dies, gets rabies and dies, or is never allowed legally near any other dog or human for their entire lives due to risk of disease and rabies
Nah, they'll get Parvo long before they get kennel cough. I've seen way to many puppies shit themselves to death. My advice. Don't get a fucking dog, but if you do, either get them as adults from a shelter or a damn good breeder that is on top of their shots and when you get the dog, you keep on top of the shots.
In your world. A world full of fear. Nature does not work that way, disease the exception not the rule and your vaccines do jack shit. i mean rabies yeah, that really a bad thing, no ever gets it though, just because it is that bad and obvious.
Why? Ok, I'll hold it. Ok, so you didn't kill anybody, were an excuse for the government to make us wear masks, and thus control us, bc they already control the whole of the internet which I don't plan on protesting. So what is it that you wanted me to show? Lol no i won't get vaccine, are you stupid or something?
