Crazy Looking Tanks Type and Size Comparison 3D 

"The big one or the small one?" "Guess"

“What comment do you want to make?” You: “You see that one with 1.4k likes?”

I'd like but you're at a good number

Holy damn i can't stop laughing

The fact that Tank was invented in Britain in 1910 so called Little Willie and then Mark I

Hitler: You know these canons, that battleships have?

@@lukeskywalker5392 lol

@@lukeskywalker5392 You know God? I wanna be able to slap him with the cannon and him to be too scared to do shit about it.

@@YEAHKINDA WTF u talk about? Be respectful

@@YEAHKINDA You blasphemous heretic.

SCUD B Chrysler on crack

“Main armament: Too many”

Armament: 2nd Amendment

that tank is fake (M15A) but there are also other fake tanks like the KV 6 there. Do the vid maker doing even researching the tanks if they arent any internet meme?

M3 on drUgS

Nope

Nope

Nope

Yes

i give you the first like

*blyatcycle

And power by Vodka.

Good one

And germany

Weapons are powered by super Russian hard bass

Also hitler: gustav gerät

С таким ником не заподозрить, что кв-6 всего лишь миф? Не стыдно?

kv-6 never existed and was not designed by the Soviets

Yes I know. But at least it's a joke.

Hello ma brother

German Engineers: you DO realize that we could just put all the time and resources we have into perfecting our current best model tank rather than a single tank that would sink into the ground by it's sheer weight right? Hitler: yes, but bigger is better.

Your oil reserves statistics are also *just* a number

Funny, they have the first smallest tank and the largest tank.

What

No one says nothing? So everyone says everything. makes perfect sense

It never existed, well it did, only in photoshopped images.

Nano say it too

@@t1e6x12 actually a prototype existed. It was scrapped after the war.

@@jarrodskufcagaming5203 I have extreme doubt. There are too many guns which means not enough room for crew to operate them. Not enough room for ammunition. Also there are guns placed where there would be parts essential to the tank:s functionality, example the gun on the bottom front of the hull is placed where the transmission is at.

@@t1e6x12 it was scrapped and thats the reason

Soviet Engineering!!!

it's time to make a new release of ren tv

Time travellers trying to inpress Stalin

He also said that the karl gerat had a 12.8 cm gun but it had a 60 cm gun lol

Big fail

Underrated comment

Cpt. Bucket Man nice one

I literally just imagined that thing trying to turn in place

Seeing that looks like a naval Sea Cruiser

@@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs It had a traversal rate of 1* per minute

Walther 38 K-wagen. Nazi flag when product in 1917

@@alexandrek5176 it's not nazi flag.

Cat it’s a pc Nazi flag. It should be the imperial flag from ww1.

Tsar tank project: Russian epmire

Cat It’s a censured third reich flag

Britain: long TOG

Tog: Am I a joke to you?

2:04 sometimes u need just a little less gun

@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki German tank driver: YEAH UH I HAVE KIDS AT HOME SO-

Also Hitler: You see that Tirpitz, Bismarck, Scharnhorst, Deutchland? I want it moving or go to Auschwitz

The funny thing is that they actually developed the Maus tank as a compromise to the fact that Landkreuzer P-1000 Ratte and Landkreuzer P-1500 Monster (Which was designed earlier) was to big and heavy to be functional in terrain or on roads, or bridges or marshlands etc. XD

Auramaster 206yt 😂

What’s a fuher? Do you mean Führer maybe?

@@TheTrytix also add in the fact it was pretty much a magnetic bullseye

Thick armor now can be easily penetrated by railguns, Depleted Uraniums. XD

More like battleship on tracks

"What do you mean the battleship on tracks isnt moving fast?" Make it go faster

Brandon Dirocco we dont have such engines and we need alot of it but it makes the tank heavier needing more better tracks

I want the Gneisnau on land, do it N O W

Well the death star i guess

We all live in a land submarine

1. Take a boat 2. Flip it upside down 3. Add turret, armor and gun 4.???? 5. Profit

@@imranhazim5434 :v

@@asfahawari2311 wkwkwkwkwkkw :v

@@imranhazim5434 lmao, weird tank in a nutshell

It's more like any light destroyer than the biggest battleship ever built. Actually, maybe it's more like a light cruiser...

U ever have that baby?

What does American tanks look like? Me: Bread Which one? Me: All of them.

bismarck

New Zealand: *laughs in PTSD "Bob Semple"

Nazi-Germany: Did you mean 900 t?

Hitler: I Said Battleship on tracks!

more like 9000 tons

Did yOu mEan 900000 tOnS

MoRe lIke armoUrd EaRth WIth tRaCkS?

Nein Nein Nein

any one know the soundtrack title?

(snorts cocaine)

Didn't the nazis create the Schwerer Gustav a tank that has more than 35 km shooting range

@@georgeamenin3404 I think you mean the Eisenbahngeschütz, railway cannon

it was designed with the purpose of giving paratroopers armor when dropping, the plan was good but the execution is horrible

This was made for tanks who need repair. When a soviet tank needed repair, they just took the wings, and a plane and flought with them meanlwhile a rope was attached to the tank.

@@cheesedrgn What? No

he was drunk probably

@@mr.mirage3986 notice how that's a biplane tank which probably means it's a World War one thing that never got made which also means that the Soviet Union wasn't made yet

Exactly

Ngl he just Vibing tho

You wouldn't get it...

Joker what are you doing on that Landkreutzer P.1500, Monster?

Dancin'

I read that in russian accent was hilarius

general: comrade, we need tanks for anti air, infantry, tanks, vehicles and something for long range bombardment. *engineer puts vodka down and slips picture of Behemoth General: what? what can it do? engineer: Da

GUNS!

any one know the soundtrack title?

Too many guns

Bro to me it looks like a flat out brick

@@pumpkingamer9 lmao same

Ledo brick.

*lego

im very disappointed

0% "Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend to be a giant slug".

@@DonVigaDeFierro why just why

click here to see the joker 8:01

*Steel Beam* wow so random

You are mistaken. The best tank ever made is clearly at 3:05!!

@james villamor its called a joke

Ahh yes, a car gose zoom zoom around in the battlefield with three passager holding/using a dynamite or anti tank mine which will give them 10 kill streaks

@james villamor r/woooosh

@james villamor r/whoosh

Here 5:41

Lol the KV-6 was basically a boat

Y’all ever heard of the O-I?

Hitler : "I WANT IT TO FLY LIKE THOSE ARMERICAN B-52 ASWELL!!''

@@kirolloshalim1533 but this tank is russian

the engineers after your comment be like i will show you whats a toy 'shoots'. btw the fact is true

exactly

Well yes but actually no

any one know the soundtrack title?

Yan4ick_Banan4ick 2019 да вот такие мы Русские

*SHOWS OVER ASSHOLEEEEEEE!*

HardJaxx - Storm Desert OOOO SOMETHING IS BURNING 😆😆

Let`s make a giant something looking like a tank that is imposible to build

And easy target for planes.

whats the timeline

( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)

That is why it is called a Landkreuzer because it is a cruiser but on land.

Bob Semple tank OP

It was actually the worse tank in history

@@WillBill6143 r/woosh

@@dainyzas225544 well it's hard to tell if someone is joking on text

*until killdozer rolls up*

VelvetSage right?

Red star is for USSR u jerk

@@waid1406 Don't call people jerks when you're as stupid as you seem to be. The point is the the Tsar Tank was from the Russian Empire, not the USSR.

Mendeleev tank has the same problem here lol.

there is more: TKS (polish tankette) made in 1918... in tzar russia, german or austrian empire? 1918 Poland was non existant, barely began to be born again, not producing tankettes to make 20 years break before launching another one into production... Also many minor stupidities in comparisons/descriptions, for example calling armoured mortar or mine sweeper a tank... I guess if he already made the model then logic is gone

lol nice TF2 reference, love it!

In Soviet Russia this is what kids use as school bus

@@Subieghost here in mother we dont havd bus, we ride bear

D:

T-60 is weak though, only has a 20mm cannon and a machine gun

@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki lo siento mucho pero mucho texto 👊😭

Мелочи, самолет Можайского - первый в мире советский паровой истребитель-бомбардировщик... Куда там Лебеденко!

Communism

Лебеденко

Tsar means king in Russian

oh no EVERYONE starts speaking blyatnese

They murdered m3lee

"Main Armament: too many" Or not enough?

It would be right at home in a Warhammer 40k battlefield.

It's basically an M3 Lee with more guns

its fake

are we not going to mention how the Karl Gerat says it had a 128mm...when it had a 600mm?

Gorjey Feodosiy Mendeleev tank too.

Gorjey Feodosiy Its still russian anyway

You genious spasibo

This is true

Ja use Germans made some really monsterous tanks back then, the Panzer VIII Mause didn't see much action it was to big and slow and got stuck in the mud all the time not to mention it brokedown a lot as well but one of those ultra Super heavy tanks I think 2 were ever built but never saw action and I think they were destroyed so the allies couldn't get their hands on them same with the Monster tank

😎😎😎 legendary and rare.

@@CadianTrooper224 Mause? or Maus

Germany

@@sniper_slayer1018 MAUS

You would be beyond a master driver since you will need to defy the laws of physics too 😂

Done!

@@k-874 just wait till the purge happens and then break the laws of physics since all crime is legal

@John Boudreaux it's a nuclear tank

It's a nuclear tank design but never built as if you shot the nuclear powered engine, well let's just say he took you down with him.

Therapist: Nuclear Tank With A Colossally Massive Brain isnt real, it cant hurt you. *Nuclear tank with a Colossally massive brain:* 3:02

@@cristensullivan7301 it can. That is what the gun is for

John Boudreaux LOL how did u notice??

And a 85mm gun lol

*press X to doubt*

X

X

X

А причём здесь Хрущев?

I seriously doubt Kruschev was any more sane than Hitler...

Actually these things can’t fly, they are only able to glide. They were just light tanks attached to a glider mainframe and were supposed to be dropped in via plane to hopefully find an easier way of transportation for their tanks

And they are from stalins era u bafoon

They were planned before Kruschev,moron

Stalin: And add 2 kv1 turrets because honestly why not

Underrated comment

@@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as and a machine gun on top

you have not seen our KV-44

To the gulag

Daesarul Plays tortuga means turtle in Spanish makes sense

@@thatonepriest69 i learned that from breaking bad

Looks like actual alien technology compared to everything esle

I mean they're not wrong

It was an early prototype vehicle.

USA: "meh, super-heavy tanks are impractical" also USA: how about we put a million guns on a tank?

@@ulfenburg7539 "You can't sneak up on us if we got every angle covered!"

@Jasus Crist also the one in the transmission?

Britain: [Smokes tea] I'm thinkin', fat ass tank. With guns stickin out the side, you dig? Call it "Flying Elephant"

Battle Ship was invented in Britain in 1904 so called HMS Dreadnought

West wall on tracks

FlYiNg ElEpHaNt

wtf is that name

2:11 Russians: Yes, you are )))

underrated

2:05 When Americans are home alone and they hear the toilet flushing

How many memes in memes do you want ? Life Myth Animations: YES

Berry : *YES*

Is anyone here creative enough to come up with something else instead of just copying one meme? YES

@@hughjanus2192 Boa many Memes in Memes in Memes do foi want? Im your pet dinosaur that ran away:yes

3:50 the dude she's talking about don't worry

So, i got this in the bag?

Plost Twist: 8:11 Her boy friend.

😂😂😂

Al Doritos love it

But actually it's didn't fly

@@Powiratel pretty sure it did successfully flew in a test flight but the reason it wasn't used because all the ammo and fuel had to be removed just to get the darn thing airborne so it technically did fly

And slider infront of him.....

Boi can have fun

I saw him, too.

I read this comment as soon as i saw him

Or that they are s tolen models and off scale, shit

it's also large

Its basically a man on a bicycle with Uzis just very big.

Fun fact: its the first tank to be planned and be build

It looks similar to the Rusviet SHM-68 Nakovalnya mech from "Iron Harvest", I have to admit.

Oboy Russian empire tank design Check in google "Oboy" or "Обой"

there is one t-34 with 2 mig 15 engine

You know what’s too much The main -weapon- *WEAPONS* of the M3 on steroids That’s really too much

@@dominicgorriceta6487 it so funny. but i really hope people know he is joking. ofc that was never made or introduced or thought of at the time

Needs more dakka

It needs more guns.

@JJ Dziochu yeah lel

Jäger bataillon Onion ist Zwiebel 😂😂😂

Seize the onions of production!

Fried onion

Jäger bataillon Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

XD

Basically a land submarine😂

*Yes.*

yes

nonexistent tank. was never made lol

It was supposed to be a joke tank. Why do some peeps think it actualy existed??? Its just a M3 Lee that has been photoshopped the crap outta.

@@a_random_tank_152mm7 I know it's a joke. In fact, I tried to highlight that with my comment in a way...

A comment that has never been attributed to a US Soldier anywhere.

The IRL Baneblade

P.999999999 colosus

death star

death star

Manufacturer asking the design question, right ?

HAHAHAHAA THEY WILL NEWER LEARN,.....SOON WE WILL BITCHSLAPED THE SOSSAGE CUNTS AND THE REST OF NAZI NATO ISIS TALMUDIC THERORIST GANG AGAIN,......GREETS FROM SERBIAN

@@igorjajic6898 wot?

@@igorjajic6898 serbia is a shit country, croatia strong

@@igorjajic6898 jeez unlock caps , greets from Germany

so u even got joker dancing on u !

@Kalikacharan Chowdhury he wanted to say that “you” is the little car

You: *zoom on Joker *

Ahahahahahahaha

lemme fix this : You: 0:16

Mobile bunker

@Emperor fat dalek

Tanks are bunkers

“Ok you see that bunker” “Yes sir” *”M O V E T H E F U C K I N G B U N K E R”*

„LMAO“ is bard word, pls stop using it

Actually this tank is a photoshop from the original who haves much less guns.

@@sarc8448 I'm glad I wasnt the only one to understand the madness that is this thing...

Actually is murica' Sayonara negas

Maybe chilling there

Нет, у него много волос 😂

And the Minenraumer.

yeah no O-I or E 100... these tanks would fit well in the list

@rishav gupta The O-I did exist, at least a few track links do. As far as a finished vehicle, nobody knows. There is rumor that there was one being tested in Manchuria which was later scrapped. No photographs exist that we know of and any that do are probably under lock and key by the JDF right now since they don't like to give any information to anybody.

Actually the whole line is made up according to blueprints and prototipes that were built and developed under the same concept (the entire line was actually meant to be the same tank, just like the Tortoise and it's previous 15 AT prototypes). If you find further, you'll find illustrations from WWII, pics, documents from the builders, and even pics of the actual tracks of the vehicle (the only part that lasts nowadays of the entire O-I prototypes). All of it de-classified just months before Wargaming announced the inclusion of the Japanese heavy tech tree on PC.

Sad amx 40 noises

Да*

Ага*

Ikr

So it would seem

Basically there was once an event where u could use The P-1000 Ratte

if war thunder had the m15a gun motor carriage i would go back to that instead of world of tanks

TV-8 shoot nuclear engine everyone explode match instantly ends

Good Lord. Now THAT would be complete carnage!

@@liammcdonough6832 Ikr

:o

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Y9-MLgHxQGs.html

Omg

Damn

My first thought when I saw it in the thumbnail

To hell with bridges, just make the tanks waterproof!

*Mustache boi: JA!

@@konlovsowski656 Literally the same thing

AceCustomz Jeez

@@codemy666 if you are hitler you say panzer

And the biggest is called a rat

i love the landkreuzer p.1500 monster

a nation of lovable maniacs

No compromise. Their reputation is well deserved.

Karl Berg war was lost way before 1944. I’m glad we wasted time and effort on things like this. without it the war would take even longer which means the Americans could actually throw their nuke on Germany too, killing hundreds of thousands.

Karl Berg so go annoy someone else with your stupid, useless comments.

Karl Berg I really don’t care at all about these things and am thankful we lost the war. And now go tell your friends thinking you made someone salty 😂😂 🙃

2:06 every body gangsta till American tank starts shooting

Everybody gangsta until Japan Airdrops tanks. Everybody gangsta until A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR?

deadass they tried to fly a tank

*laughs in 88mm AT/AA*

7:47 Everybody gansta till the WAIT WHAT THE FUK

Т-34 в 1918 - ок?

@@user-xz6dr2kn2e офкорс!

@@user-xz6dr2kn2e он имеет ввиду Царь-танк

Если вы говорите по-английски, все понимают, что мы говорим.

@@daniyarzilgarin0v257 а я имею ввиду т-34 в начале ролика, где год эксплуатации указан 1918

HAHAHA that shit for real

I mean, USA, can you blame them?

*adds a freaking plasma gun* now THAT'S alotta damage!

Correction: The M15A Gun Motor Carriage was never even considered, it was all just a photoshop :/

“I’ll attach a gun to your gun so that you can fire during firing” (c) Pimp my tank

The M15A is just an M3 Lee photoshop a bunch to make seem crazy stupid

i would give my soul to have that in either War Thunder Or World Of Tanks........just give it to me please gods of gaming

(I am german) when our designers drank to much : ups ausversehen die EXTRA schwere Panzerklasse erfunden.

Manufacturer: so how many guns do you want to be placed on the M3 lee? US: all of them

@@kingblane That's not a real tank it's based on a meme. Stolen models and off scale, shit

Landkreuzer is huge, mate!

@@maxmuller8633 hey we Germans loved our giant tanks though still do

@@CadianTrooper224 Yeah, but it is a German tank though

@@CadianTrooper224 So you want me to call it a fascist car?

@@maxmuller8633 nein nein, call it as it is a Tank, it is still a work of beauty and the fact that people see all Nazi affiliated things are called fascist isn't as true as you think a lot of Germans disapproved of the Fascist idea those that weren't executed joined out of fear but as soon as the Wehrmartch abandoned Hitler and his third Rich (3rd Empire/Kingdom) they realized the word Fascist is just a fancy word for a socialist political group like government that rules under dictatorship so any country ruled under a dictator good or bad is considered a fascist regien as all fascist regiens aren't evil and the fact fascist car would be considered a automobile like Vultswagen, Merchandise, and Ford, tanks are their own separate class as their called mobile armour but a fascist car is considered to have the dictator's flag for the country on it and emblem and usually driven in public or for military officers but remove the term fascist, the German cross and you have just a ordinary tank and the German cross has been Germany's proud emblem for the past 200 years and still is and you have to understand Germany wasn't at fault for WWII the Treaty of Versilies was they took Germany's pride, honor, and the one thing Germany was always proud of a strong navy and military and if that treaty never happened the way it did by stripping Germany of it's pride and glory, and then dividing it up between the European countries that won WWI like a big turkey to carve into then perhaps we may have never of had WWII happen so the honest truth the history class doesn't tell you is that the allied forces of WWI even the U.S. is just as guilty as they were the reason for WWII to happen and the true culprit for WWI was Siberia when it attacked Austria by killing the Arch Duke and Dutchess of Austria and their unborn child in which the Dutchess was due in just a couple months before her death so if anyone is to blame Siberia for what had happened

But then they realize the tank is just one big Artillery pieces and can’t defend it self

Oh it can. Did you see the canons?

@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 it was vulnerable from air attacks

@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 cant shoot close enough

You wouldn't see it on the battlefield, because you wouldn't get close enough to see it. They'd turn you into debris before you could get close enough for a visual. They'd have a squadron of scout fighter planes overhead looking for targets for the howitzer to attack from miles away, while also protecting the massive howitzer from aerial attacks. Strategically speaking, you wouldn't have 1 without the other if we were talking about 1940s technology.

XD

was gunna say that 🤣

LOL

Ага!

That's not a tank anymore, ITS A FUCKING BATTLE SHIP

hoofonice same with the Mendeleev tank

How about the flag of Nazi Germany on the German WWI tanks? (Imperial Germany)

@@paulallen8109 how about this flag was with most parts from nazi germany but in the central part was the german empire cross?

Same thing with the German flag you idot, a model of 1918 has a nazi flag, so it represents the country that fought ww2 (and where it was used)

Leonardo Davoli tsar tank was scraped shortly after construction as it had a lot of technical problems. thus, it didn’t exist at the soviet period (not saying it could ever participate in ww2) to “represent” soviet union in this video. are you out of your mind to start a conversation with an insult, weirdo?

Never had this problem! Said a German artillery man before firing his 88mm 😂

Country balls moment

What if I used both?

Have you heard it destroyed a tiger1 in a duel, Its main armament is incomprehensible!

thing could take on at least 100 panther tanks

i came here lookin to r/woosh people

@@gbhm2568 reddit is 4 virgins

@@toad2187 Yeah, heard it faced the mighty IS-6 near the Eastern Bloc border back in the Cold War, destroying the Soviet main cannon as the crew retreated. Lucky the russian crew got lucky when retreating since the Bob Simple got it's transmission broke as they drove their Stallium tank back to their base.

What's funny is that in Russia, if you want to be polite, you call a person of highter social status (like boss or elder) not by his last name but by his first name and patronim

Yes the Gustav and Dora

Yes that's the very reason it was "made" since they find having to set up railroad tracks for the cannon takes too much time and manpower to do

Yes because Gustav was strong but too easy to destroy

It’s not like, it’s literally it

Actually the ratt is Land kreuzer and I had a naval gun on it like flat-out Naval Cannon

Noeud Coulant Tanksla

lol did you guys read the description of that one? It’s just a steel pyramid sitting on a ford truck with a gun lmao

@@carbon2600 Then it could work as an add-on for cybertruck

@@carbon2600 r/woooosh

Iron Harvest in nutshell

Lol

Because it's just how it was. Everyone knows, nothing special

GrayGamer or the dude just chilling on the back of this tank 5:37

@@HylianLoachPoacher pretty sure thats putin

Shanon Leffler nah he’d be on a horse, shirtless haha. 😂

We're too embarrassed for the creator.