Cricket Jokes | Karunesh Talwar

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I'm a big cricket fan, and because the game has started up again, here are some jokes about what's going on in the world of cricket these days!
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Edited by Abhishek Bhutwani
Written and Performed by Karunesh Talwar
Shot on iPhone 11
Audio from Rode NT-USB Mini Mic

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@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Thank you so much for watching this video guys! I hope you enjoy it, and considering live stand up is starting soon, there is a good chance that I might get to upload a stand up video sometime soon :) As always, thanks for the support and much love to all of you!

@sameernankani283 4 года назад

Bro eagerly waiting for your next video 🙃

@AnishEmpire08 4 года назад

#KaruneshTalwar #CricketJokes Nice ✌️

@KungFuKislay 4 года назад

You're 🔥

@harshvardhansingh1648 4 года назад

Good video sir

@saloonnee 4 года назад

We've the same glasses 😝 (you've good taste 😂)

@TravelingMondays 3 года назад

im cutting my nails at 4:38 am wtf :DDDDDDDDDDD

@aasimabdullah7902 3 года назад

Apne maal ka nam batana bro

@priyanshu-7351 3 года назад

Fck dude reading this commenting at 4:38

@alwaysadarsh 2 года назад

Strange even i m seeing at the same time

@krishnakalimukherjee9032 4 года назад

His jokes are sensible , that's the nicest thing about him.

@ravithakkar9784 3 года назад

U are finding sense in jokes....u r so sensible ....I 😂😂😂

@sharvilnaik8255 3 года назад

Lol this comment cringe and funny

@krishnakalimukherjee9032 3 года назад

@@ravithakkar9784 I don't find nonsensical jokes, unnecessary cussing funny. But of course it's my personal view.

@mihirdesai2144 3 года назад

Kabhi kabar, ha

@esikaparvin9939 4 года назад

This man shows that you could tell jokes with humour not vulger.

@komalkuku 4 года назад

When he realised about his hawaii shirt 😂😂

@suryamohanprasad6429 4 года назад

Satire=100% Comedy =100% Vulgarity - 0% Illogical content - 0%

@palakjeswani1315 4 года назад

"Aur ha aap sahi soch rhe hai, mere paas ek he blazer hai" was just so out of the blue!😂😂😂

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

😂 woh bhi theek se fit nahi hota, bohat adhik motaape ke time pe liya gaya tha

@palakjeswani1315 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar 🤐😂😂

@safwanmujawar9102 4 года назад

The thing you said about MS DHONI is just heart touching mate❤️❤️ , he truly is great legend I'm big Mahi fan . How can people criticise him for few losts in ipl . But it's so nice you said such big things about him with an great example. Enjoyed watching this video mate.❤️

@milan11122 3 года назад

Test t 20 🤣🤣🤣

@ENBSamiaSiddiqui 4 года назад

Karunesh: Taake Aapke bachhe sirf anath hon ghareeb na-- RU-vid: *ad*.

@starnutron6147 3 года назад

@@spittingfacts7915 donot use youtube vance as it does not give any return to the content creator

@smshamsulislam3691 3 года назад

Hey don't stop hearing floral shirts. It's like a Trademark also we need men like that in our society.

@abhijeetnatu 4 года назад

LIFE INSURANCE wala part was the best...🤣🤣

@steerthroughpodcast 4 года назад

Oh god life insurance part is cracking me up

@MohammadAhmad-tb1jq 3 года назад

Dahi jamalo

@abhishekagrawal3877 4 года назад

Man, don't put ideas in their head regarding more sponsorships 😂 😂 😂

@shailjaverma75 2 года назад

Right 😂😂

@rahul_bhawnani 4 года назад

*Patanjali Pandaya doesn't sound bad tbh* 🤣🤣

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Hardik has just had a baby, usko suggest kar lo naam Patanjali rakh le 😂

@winner8.08 4 года назад

@Karunesh Talwar or kohli ke bacche ka naam kya ?kayamchuran kohli ? 🌚

@MrSirius420 4 года назад

You mean 'Sabko Kiya' Pandya

@santoshbhasme4157 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar chyawanprash chahal 😄😄😄

@nayannbg6314 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar comment section main bhi comedy😂🤣

@shayanbanerjee2446 4 года назад

I've seen many comedians throughout this lockdown. And it's obvious,No one is better than you.

@arnavdani6082 4 года назад

The way he tells his jokes is so hilarious I really love it man

@nachiketkanetkar7690 4 года назад

Video to dekh le 😂

@divyanshdabral1468 4 года назад

@@nachiketkanetkar7690 😂😂

@umaromic 4 года назад

ao pakistan aoo, comedy dikhaty hein

@divyanshdabral1468 4 года назад

@@umaromic ok

@hadiyahabib7990 4 года назад

As a Pakistani, the Pakistan k burger pizza was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

@Freakoticbbx 4 года назад

Dua hai ki har waqt, haalat aur jazbaat mein kirkit humein saath rakhe...

@hadiyahabib7990 4 года назад

@@Freakoticbbx Ameen 😊❤️

@thisnoman 3 года назад

I agree

@trebelojaques458 3 года назад

@I'm done absolutelyy love all pakistaniss from Indiaaa❤️❤️❤️ The names may be different but the love, is the same🔥❤️

@Krishnendu792 3 года назад

@Friendly neighborhood Alien aao jud jao phir India se, itni pyar hai to. Alag hi kyun hue the phir?

@rb266 4 года назад

That blue shirt look liked tommy vercetti's Hawaiian shirt

@intellectsunlimited 4 года назад

Excellent material as always Karunesh! I would love to see you live, when you tour in Canada...possibly in the next decade or so, when travelling resumes! How do i purchase tickets for the zoom "show"??

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Thank you 🙂 I’ll be announcing zoom shows for other countries soon. If you follow me on IG you’ll see the updates

@intellectsunlimited 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar Done!!

@hskore 4 года назад

Tongue twister for the day: This insurance company's disclaimer. Say it 10 times in a row. I dare you. Amazing as always! Your content is gold!

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Hahahahaha bhai ek baar bolne mein haalat kharaab ho gayi thi, I had to do SO many takes 😂

@shriyanshtripathy7711 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar Respect

@hskore 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar Haha. Hera Pheri ke songs ka mashup hai woh.

@critcritic7043 3 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar that hehehaha at 03:09 is so hilarious

@AtomicNumber34MaleChromosome 4 года назад

Does he realize that he is still wearing almost same sorta shirt 😆

@shaswatimukherjee9257 3 года назад

@Profit Meme, Piss be upon him Logic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gauravtamhane 3 года назад

He does. Hence the joke 😬

@Am-js1ue 4 года назад

I hoped you would come back soon and now I'm so happy that it happened.

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Thank you. I know I keep you guys waiting for long periods of time, but I’m working everyday now, and hopefully there will be many more uploads soon 🙂

@swatisachdeva95 4 года назад

This is so good Karunesh! It’s enjoyable even for People who don’t even follow IPL as such (me of course) 👏🏼

@shraddhashukla5398 4 года назад

Right. We are no one to judge legend like M. S. Dhoni. And this decision about his game.

@siddharthdaga399 3 года назад

0:22 -0:29 when you have to write an essay of 500 words but you are short of words

@burhanhajee5771 4 года назад

It's funny how exactly when he was telling 'lijiye life insurance', zomato's ad played.

@macksequeira4233 3 года назад

3:06 LIFE INSURANCE : Jo Match ke beech mein Maut ki yaad dilaye 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hilarious ❤️💯🤣

@priyanshusahu3157 4 года назад

The best thing about him is he makes fun of himself 😂 U r best❣️

@aakshaypatil5105 4 года назад

Dude the way you dodged copyright bullets in talking about IPL was like The matrix When NEO dodged those bullets

@prashahahant 4 года назад

that Dhoni scene, 🔥🔥🔥❣️

@sabyasachisahu5699 4 года назад

I'm happy someone talked about this topic, I literally hate that gutkha add between every over.

@dhwanitashar1684 3 года назад

"sport Dekh rahe ho? Yeh lo cancer" lmao

@SuyashChaklan 4 года назад

Players' name also being sponsored, What about Kayam Churan Pooran xD

@utj9559 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@priyanshitewari5006 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@subramaniamramanathan4380 3 года назад

Wow. Level of joke writing is just wonderful.

@kaushalsingh8966 4 года назад

When you laugh at his jokes, then realize that he is just telling the truth.

@atharvashreyanshu6372 Год назад

3:17 "Dahi Jamalo!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shahilansari4801 4 года назад

He finally talked about that shirt😆

@anubhabchatterjee4403 4 года назад

Duniya ke sabse best player faluda banke utarta Hain 😂😂... Best

@sharmisthasengupta3999 4 года назад

Dhoni wala part was terrific on fire dude 🔥👍🏻🙏🏻 Btw I saw it when u uploaded it on Instagram Keep up the good work n love your sarcasm n sense of humour

@jakejones6481 4 года назад

2:32 I was expecting kit-kat break, lol.

@irissay6716 4 года назад

His content aren't just about jokes but they too have a few inspiring as well as motivational points. Loved it man! Always happy to watch your videos. ✌️

@adityadua6867 4 года назад

Motivational?

@utterlybutterlyamul7435 4 года назад

Many comedians without audience doing their set alone at home fail to induce laughter as their jokes are really weak. Karunesh's video is the only one made me laugh and was a nice set. So props from me and also laughter 🤣🤣😂👏👏

@chigingtupe693 4 года назад

"dahi jamalo"😂

@nicknile1 4 года назад

Each time Karunesh say something his Eyebrows go UP UP and he thought we were noticing your hair. Nice set bro especially the sponsorship commentary.

@blackrose6429 4 года назад

Thanks to lockdown,standup comedians are realising they can use their humour skills in small sketches too! Damn i miss AIB

@urvishdholakia1617 4 года назад

Today I watched your video MasterChef for I think 9-10th time .. and your recent video pops up .. it's really a gud thing to see you live

@shubham_goyal 4 года назад

I miss the commentry which me nd my father used to listen on radio. Loved those good old days

@mohsinsyedain1754 4 года назад

Intelligent humor...look forward too seeing more such content from you..hopefully in front of a live audience..It adds to your performance level and to our entertainment..

@arolessAAL 4 года назад

His jokes are so logical and realistic 😂😂😂😂😂

@bhavyapandey 4 года назад

Very happy to know that you and I have the same thoughts about Dhoni ❤️ (or any achiever)

@devendersingh1771 4 года назад

Jokes are a different thing The way of delivering them is mastered by karunesh Bhai💓🙏🏼

@shreyasinghal685 3 года назад

That life insurance part was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@zeeshannazim6791 4 года назад

KARUNESH REALLY FEELING TO HEAR YOU LIVE - OUTSTANDING BUDDY KEEP THIS QUALITY WORK GOING ON, YOUR EYES & CUTE SMILE RELEASING STRESS FROM MILLIONS OF DEPRESSED PEOPLE YOUR EVER ZEESHAN NAZIM HUSSAIN

@amritamitra9327 3 года назад

This is too good.. bro.... You have a unique way of analysing things... Hats off!

@IamRaeen 4 года назад

'Wright Brothers use frequent flyer miles dete the" :p bc

@MohanKumar-jp4tn 4 года назад

6:32😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@vachaspati9435 4 года назад

Why not you comedians are using fake audience laugh just like this year's ipl they are using fake audience noise?

@sapandream 4 года назад

is it?? really IPL ka level itna gira hua hai ??

@tensaics 4 года назад

Hey, you're watching karunesh talwar not kunal kamra *ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh*

@tsprime3114 4 года назад

@@sapandream IPL ka level gira hua nahi hai. IPL koi chori chhupe fake audience noise use nahi kar rahi. Bina audience noise ke tv par match dekhne me maza nahi aata. Ise commentators khud keh chuke hai ki ye noise edited hai taki broadcast experience improve ho.

@sapandream 4 года назад

@@tsprime3114 hahaha bhai IPL level gira hua hai avi. OK thanks for reply

@TheRmad007 4 года назад

@@sapandream Level ka to pata nahi but ye fake noise Premier League, LA LigA, UCL NBA sab jagah use hoti hai ye fake noise corona k baad se

@travellingphysicist 4 года назад

Extra points for dedication towards wardrobe change man. Too good.

@SanjayKumar-yk9rv 4 года назад

Thankyou for saying those words about Dhoni. I love you 😂 ❤️

@ShaliniMohanBass 4 года назад

That bit about Dhoni - TRUTH!

@ishaqahmad1465 3 года назад

Bro you're G.O.A.T. That life insurance disclaimer was legendary. Love from Pakistan. Keep doing the good work.

@ishanjaiswal6446 3 года назад

The rap commentary 🔥🔥🔥 I was watching at 3 am in the morning and laughing hysterically 😂😂😂

@indrghatti2323 3 года назад

Best way to open eyes of poor indian ........... thnx bro to lighten the topic in a new way

@PrashantPatil-bf1eo 4 года назад

Karunesh aapka sense of humor kuch aur hi level ka hai jiska mai to fan hun bhai. Bahut hasaya. Thank you for the vdo. Commentary acchi thi. Bahut hi mehnat lagi hogi. Thanx again and do come frequently.... Big big big aplloge. Waise nakhun katane baith hi gaye .... Hahahaha

@arifulhoque34 4 года назад

It's good to see you again, one of the best standup performer in recent times. respect from Bangladesh.

@sohamsanyal11 4 года назад

This is amazing, man. Best of your lockdown content yet

@KaruneshTalwar 4 года назад

Thank you! 🙏 Thoda time lag gaya figure out karne mein how to make decent content from home. Homemade Jokes bhi isiliye rok diya because I wasn’t all that happy with the quality.

@PratibhaYadav-cs6jx 4 года назад

@@KaruneshTalwar Why tho???? Homemade jokes were hilarious and setup was awesome!! Don't change a thing and keep shining the way you do🌟 Studios don't matter! You are anyways amazing 🐱

@aakansha167 4 года назад

Hilarious. 😆 and what you said about M.S. is adorable. ❤️

@saberserpent7983 4 года назад

2:05 Joor Joor se bol kar scheme bata de sabko

@somesh17 4 года назад

People need to stop hating on dhoni and abusing his family it's okay to get angry when he is playing like shit or when he is playing a test match in a T20 game.....this will maybe be his last cricket tournament so instead of hating him let's all support him.🙏

@jamimazada7428 4 года назад

Dhoni never uttered a word about SSR. So i hate him

@vardhandhoble1716 4 года назад

@@jamimazada7428 Ssr ke baare mein bolna yaa naa bolna Dhoni ki choice hain,tu jyaada phantom mat ban

@aaravbhardwaj261 4 года назад

@@jamimazada7428 Abe wou social media pe active bhi nahi u

@Jcoke2201 4 года назад

FINALLY ... SOMEONE ranted about the uniforms.

@roompa2271 3 года назад

4:57 BROOOOOOOOO!!!! You *predicted the future BROOOO* !!!! Now *Rishabh Pant has elbow injury and Wriddhiman Saha came as a substitute* in the 3rd test, 2nd innings.

@amysnewlife84 4 года назад

I don't follow cricket but this was pretty well done! He's funnier than most Indian comedians. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@neon7874 4 года назад

same

@amitsuman3943 4 года назад

Ek baar dekh lo fan ho jayengi Aap.. Cricket 🏏😅😅

@n72517 4 года назад

Hands down, the best stand up comedian! I don't even watch cricket but this was hilarious 👏

@abhilashakayal 4 года назад

The online zoom show was Hilarious!!! After months we laughed so much!! Please come up with more of such shows. Much needed during this pandemic.

@bibekbhattarai5002 4 года назад

Karunesh, trucks of love and respect from Nepal brother. Your simple yet rich creativity makes us lough like hell man. Thank you so much for your content. Keep creating. 🙏🌛☃️

@shrutijain6403 4 года назад

that laugh after life insurance cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BeRealistic007 3 года назад

Please sir upload more such kind of vedios because I really like and enjoy the way you speak and say things on different topics!!!

@katlaunv.313 4 года назад

One day I'll buy ticket to attend your show live. Til then I'm saving 1 rupee from my pocket money. Dhanyawad 🙏🏼

@anuradhasharma9671 4 года назад

Mr. karunesh, you are so genuine. That nail show is so talking of it. Not only humour, I always receive some good piece of lessons in your videos too. You so subtly weave them together. Keep up the good work. Wishing you health.

@oceanografer 4 года назад

Aisa cinematographer apne ko bhi chahiye. Great job, Tripod.

@sharmichakraborty 3 года назад

May the kid in him never gets old and he never becomes ‘the uncle’ 😛💜

@shubham_goyal 4 года назад

he did more advertisement than the whole ipl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@suhaniarora3980 4 года назад

8:46 cinematographer-tripod😂😂😂😂😂

@shivamshukla3827 4 года назад

I never thought I would ever watch or listen to stand up comedy until I saw Karunesh Talwar. That's a fact. His humour frequency matches with mine.

@DrStratComm 4 года назад

As always, LOVED the writing, Karunesh. Bahot khoob. Aise hi badhiya likhte raho. I'm so proud of how consistently you've delivered fabulous content.

@vikrammaheshwari8640 4 года назад

Please don't give them any ideas about how to increase sponsored segments 🙉🙈🙊🐵

@boomlifeboom 4 года назад

Comedy is at its best as always.....but you always leave a sensible message for me. Thank for giving such precious time. Aur meetha mat chhodna bhai..... Rasmalai se accha kuch nhi .... 😘😍😍😍😍😍

@kadambarisawant5714 4 года назад

Missed your punches !!! Undoubtedly one of my fav commentators on social stuff 😂❤️

@harshvup14 4 года назад

Love your Stand Ups

@z4hsky 3 года назад

I like how you care about sensitive things in our society, I’m sure every guy who was raised the right way feels the same as you about, about arranged marriages, cricket everything but I think it’s okay be politically incorrect in your jokes, also don’t try to be too bulletproof in your videos, exposes vulnerability and insecurities

@mim-makeinindiamemes3438 4 года назад

Glad to have you bro

@divyanoronha 4 года назад

I wish I could have a conversation with him at least once in my life. He is hilarious 👌👍👍👍

@mangeshnakhale8258 4 года назад

Yeahhh dear u r ri8

@srijanmoysengupta 2 года назад

Watched this video during last ipl.watching it again now . Just realised that this is becoming so true year by year! "Cred" powerplay , "rupay on the go" boundary, "tata" new ball and so on!