Crimes portrayed by Minecraft 

L0l

Underated

*bruh*

*Mind* blown

Go on minecar

Immediate Death Sentence

Very EPic, Bee Swarm Simulator gamer, me too :)

Bee swarm gamer wohoo

Gifted Riley Bee today, I broke my record of diamonds in an hour (27!) I wanted more for my friend but i dug down into a lava pool

That's not a crime. That's just suicide

I guess ;-;

Yea it is, when i want to put my minecraft dog in the boat i said, "Get in the boat!"

Ok dad

The hell naw🤣🤣🤣

Im a kid

Its because its his friend

Your pfp is the most cursed thing to ever exist on planet earth

@@evilzombie9305 I've seen worse, kid.

Sigh

Not me, I'M not even Kidding.

Pewdiepie : GeT In ThE BoAt

LMFAO

*hrmmms concernedly*

@@Guywiththeword I know it's just because it's a representation

666 likes lol

*Y E S*

He be worries about corona

Hotel: trivago

Jan Door thanks for saying the joke with no punchline

Toilet paper : Legendary Diamonds : rare

*L A W N M O W E R A T M I D N I G H T*

ANTIFA and their billions in dollars of damages

@@LooneyNuke you spelled MAGA wrong.

@@LooneyNuke Imbecile

@@loolllllllllll404 one capitol riot vs hundreds of BLM riots since June 2020. Do the research instead of watching mainstream news

@@loolllllllllll404 No he meant antifa

Get in the mine cart

Get in the van

Get in the void

Get in my mum

Sven_plays ツ I see you a man of culture

It's 69- I- I can't like this comment.

Ah, wait, I gotta help you get to 420

I care about all animals.

YES

Yess gone tooo far

why?

@@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs news on if donald trump did or did not influence rioting on the white house

I- I never respected a comment this much before

@@goldfinch907 ahem, and the democrats supporting the BLM riots

I know right? Billions of dollars of damage caused by BLM... it really sucks.

I've been committing crimes against humanity ever since I got Minecraft. I'd go, murder a ton of villagers, set their houses on fire, find another village, murder all of them, and then go play Minecraft. *fbi this is a joke. joke*

DoggoMcChickenYT I pour lava into the villagers door

Government: work from home Criminals:

I get 65 iron ingots

Hol up

NB how does this have no replies🤔

Human trafficking

Wierd

Lol

@CarrotYT #stopdoggoabuse

I’ve tried being vegetarian in Minecraft. It actually works pretty well. U just need A LOT of food

@@sunsetovertheocean13 who needs that when you have rotten flesh

@@sanstheskeleton2141 I don't think rotten flesh is vegetarian

acacia

Birch is ugly that's why

@@hexed_spirittowwerzyo3319 yep

@@hexed_spirittowwerzyo3319 I only like their planks

Honestly for some reason like everyone I know hates it and I love it😑 I'm like a clown in a group of normal people

Why?

Otakucita Uwu looks like you won't survive piglins

Lmao

Not officially Suicide in Minecraft since 1.16 isn't officially released yet

@@_uh._.no_ I tested It when i was in creative and they do but i think because I have beta.

how if there not using any animals in it

kuljit minhas redstone farms... Farms that automatically kill and bread animals... cmon man...

PureOxygen m

@@xarim4769 Auto Sugarcane/Kelp Farm: Am I a joke to you?

@@t0x1cl Lol I forgot about those

why?

@@Ajajsjbsbssbsbbssnsnbsvvsvsbbs Well when I wrote that, and up until recently, there was a debate about whether or not the former US president had incited a riot.

@@isoid I don't think he did, but it also applies to the Democrat mayors who supported the BLM riots (that is until the riots came for them)

@@LooneyNuke I was only referring to the accusations, not whether or not I believed them or to who else they may apply.

@@isoid oh, ok. Well, I still stand by my opinion

Or the people who like fortnite

Heeemrrrm

Hrm

*noseless villager

tufekci

vandilsm

fortnite is extremely gay

Darthmaulisntme yea

I mean, the dude who killed a fortnite player is understandable and acceptable.

Electricity Creeper agreed

@@finnmckeag2245 isn't fortnite bad The 9 years kids who play that are

Lol

cr0ven FHSHSQS gta fans: *fuck*

"War Crimes" I just lost a few brain cells

I was only following orders!

Plague inc. players: (chuckles) I’m in danger.

Wait what tf

lmao

LoL

xD

😂🤣😂😂😂😂

*_**HAPPYYYYYY WHEEEELLLLSSSS**_*

*Fortnite kid has entered the chat*

Justice has been served

Minecraft good Fortnite bad give like now

larden Friund done and did

Is looking for fortnite

GET IN THE BOAT

@@awesomeanbar9402 xdd

Hahah this is probably my favorite coment 😂🤣

GET IN THE BOAT! -Pewdiepie

@@Denji_Hayakawa oh hey Jotaro

Well it does says chi- oh now I understand the comment

Same

I think disturbing the peace will only be a fine, then after a few times, community service or jail time depending how bad it is. I just think this is how it goes, not stating any actual facts or anything.

Hysterical Jaydee congrats, you’re not going to r/woooosh

@@thischannelwillbedeletedve460 i get the joke lmao, just wanted to say something r/ihavereddit

@@hystericaljaydee1959 r/wehavereddit (does it exist???)

@Pizza • 12 years ago your face detected

You offended so many vegans

@@BlahBlahBlah-gx4rj true :/

Lmao this is such a true but sad fact about society. These random animals can die we dont care. But when a cute animal dies everyone goes insane. If someone had to choose between killing a cat and a frog, everyone is gonna choose to kill the frog. If a snake is being abused and kept in horrible conditions, no one cares but as soon as someone hits there dog everyone is jumping in the dog’s defense. Its very upsetting. Other animals need love besides “cute” animals like pandas, cats, dogs, rabbits, etc.

Welp. We found the vegan.

If ur comment popular why it doesn’t have 89K likes?

Ding ding ding top of the mornin

@@kaizbeebzbock5583 ot ay seiddal

Ding ding ding do your homework

yes

69th like

Gr4p3 Vewayy Yes that is me what you said first is me I don’t like animals don’t hate wait you will i know it but idc lol

SuperDuck dafuk you said?

Dat rat is cute

@Rylee Morse I'm not sure if you're serious but if you are r/wooosh

@Rylee Morse Lol 😂

@Rylee Morse pffft

Wow Rylee “hecker”

@@madstx1 Dude, he's obviously joking, right back at you buckaroo

Milkair: kills dog Me: kills milkair irl

Shiromi Torayoshi How would you like to meet that dog?

I was literally frowning at him

It's now ruined by that edit

222th liker

Agreed

yup dislike for this one

@@tytusmajewski7092 yup dislike for this one

@@drunkenmushroom6261 yup dislike for this one

Seriously man

Same

..going through the big wooden chests I have stacked in the living room.. 😂🤣

Same

SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF BRITISH BACON

ReMn26 Um

@@randomlyplayz2814 But the comment was funny, I will admit.

Ya me too

He did

He means the video. When is this video made

2020

This was made in corona time U-U

To the ship bring my ten million litres of fanta let's go

also bring my ten million of shulkers os shulkers of shulkers boxes

Also bring the ten million boxes of weed

And cocaine

Lol gandalf is committing a crime

And that’s a reference

And this is relevant how?

Looprovip Pw because one of the segments said “disturbing the peace”. Idiots like you wouldn’t get it

Bruh you're right

After all... peace was never an option

lol did you get that from the Odd1sOut

Yeah

But I like his format

Me in Syria: *peace? I never even heard of that*

Violence causes videogames

I could never agree more

in soviet russia violence cause video games

Hi Vlog welcome to my guys

NoHaxJustXmod we got a city to burn.

*dog was depressed*

*breakdown! breakdown!*

*BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*

-MELTDOWN-

2 days ago 657 likes already

@@jo-an9079 is that a bill wurtz reference?

@@jo-an9079 Listen this meme music ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EbbqKhK_BEE.html coffin dance

@@infinite_xx3162 Listen this meme music ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EbbqKhK_BEE.html coffin dance

@Aaron Fetrow Listen this meme music ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EbbqKhK_BEE.html coffin dance

Itz_fortnite_fan_playz when did I ask?

*whispers* red dead redemption 2 is better than minecraft

fortnite soooooooooooooo stupid game

Reddit moment

Your all normies

SuperStamps shove em up way in there morty

Korean Popcorn w a i t

Wanna hop on fortnite?

Shut up communist

@@hakonape stfu gay ahh nigga

@@JamesDeleon *nigerundayo

@@Shockxv ok

That is exactly what I did lol.

I did the exact same thing 😂

same, when I saw the toilet paper, I was like, wait...let me check the date.

If I Was This Guy I Steal ALL Diamonds And Notch Apples

DITTO

u used that meme wrongly

Uuuuuh that ain’t how the meme goes..?

Nope, not ow it goes, hate people who always worry about the dog in horror movies and stuff.

They're being hanged. Oh crap

He was holding them to push them into the portal lol

Bungee jumping

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-x7VEcsDqVgQ.html

That's the ritual

AND THE DOG TRUSTED HIM

Yeah i felt that cus my sister killed my cat because whe doesnt know the difference between feeding it and hitting it

:O

@@Crowley425 in minecraft not irl i hope

Same that would really suck

elli Seeley breaking and entering is a crime where one person breaks into someone else’s house

CHROME LAMBO yea lmfao wtf did you think breaking meant. he literally just opened the unlocked door how is that b&e djjd

regionalatdema I know he opened the “unlocked” door, but in a real life scenario, the door would most likely be locked

elli Seeley this is @ the whole thread: robbery and burglary are often very confused. Burglary (the official term for breaking and entering) is defined legally as entering a property with the intent to commit a crime. Robbery is using force or the threat of force to steal from someone. And then there’s what this person called Robbery in the video which is actually “Larceny” which is just the legal word for theft. So his “robber” would legally in America be charged with burglary and larceny not robbery because the victim wasn’t physically present and being threatened. Also @ the discussion of having to “break into” a place for it to be burglary, also a common misconception. You could be invited in but if a court could prove you went to your friends house with the intent to steal their tv or kill them, you’d have burglary added onto charges (it’s not common though in more serious crimes unless it’s someone they REALLY wanna put away forever and side charges like that are often dropped in plea deals)

elli Seeley yes you are correct, there’s just very little difference in how it’s used, cause b&e it’s literally the use of any force to enter a place, like pushing a door open locked or not.

Living Room I don’t like dogs

because of some people not understanding a joke (Kermit the Frog for example) i have changed this post to say you have a right to an opinion but sometimes people don't wan't to hear it

lava i dont know if anyone ever told you but, people can like different things and can dislike different things than you

@@kermitthefrog459 exactly

Yes

Lol

oop

Lol

Only*

Lol

I'm the 420th like Ψ(￣▽￣)Ψ

@@BerryIium- Oh really? I am the 15,155th like :)

I'm 1st like jk

760th like

807th like... lets keep this chain of likes goingggg

They cheated

You can give yourself xp by typing /xp (how much you want) (your name)

do yall even know what 420 means?

D̶̙͗i̷̲̐a̴̦̋v̶͈̇ǒ̵͇l̵̖̐o̸̪͌ idc

do any of you guys even know what 420 means-

Bluestar lose her faith in StarClan

Bruh enough with this meme.

To be fair, he wasn't asking for likes, he was just making a comment. It may be overused but technically he can do what he wants.

@@Yes-vi3ud no meme ever gets completely abandoned, so good luck with that.

@@Yes-vi3ud i never said they won't be dead, i just said they'll never be completely abandoned. Especially if it's been used constantly, there are some people who will continue to like and use it. But it's just a comment, you have your opinion and I have mine. It's not really a big deal or a big issue to even discuss this heavily.

@@Yes-vi3ud lol i didn't mean it that way, but yeah let's end it here before other people start a flamewar in the comments

Wamowamo Cindy NANI FUCK FORTNITE

i like fortnite

@@camionmostro7656 ugly noob

@@camionmostro7656 noob

@@sandramarasandra4507 "noob" That term is used in Video games, give back the cell phone to your mom

When I tell you I screamed “ You have no jams “ I actually did😔

oh my hello there

The doggy didn’t deserved it😭😭😭

Zyrille’s Adventure I epic gamer move

Min Suga dog take L

I laughed at that part

Mein camfp good fork knife bad

The Salty Gamer Yes,Yes he probably did

Well did not do that XD

I just cut them all down

Shadow Storm lol I guess we all do different things?

haha forest go burn

Me too

Reddit moment

Useless!

@Just a cat who explodes for fun ever thought of cringe,raging kids?

Lmao

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