Crips Rat News: BIDEN IS OUT.. WEIRD AL IS BACK!!! 

RU-vid screwed me over with monetization so. That’s why I had to reupload…

I still endorse Kermit the Frog for President.

This has been two of the weirdest weeks of our lifetimes...

I hereby endorse either the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, Weird Al Yankovic, SpongeBob SquarePants, Crisp Rat, or Sam I Am for President!

1:31 No but seriously if Miku was the president we cooked

Petition for Weird Al for President.

crippled news is better

I'd trust Weird Al to run the country. He did a fantastic job with that old UHF station, and his taste in food is impeccable

Vote Mr. Frog for President

Hatsune Miku is the obvious choise. She wrote Harry Potter and created Minecraft after all.

Can we endorse Optimus Prime for President? 🤣

I don't think Crisp supports Shad anymore, plus he's already made fun of pdf files many times

1:07 …So is no one gonna talk about how he played unravel? An *ANIME SONG?!*

YT your notifications are 5 minutes slow

Surprised he didn't make a joke about vivziepop/spindlehorse animating a section of the music video Oh wait he saved it for the thumbnail (note: this is coming from a vivziepop fan i just like hearing him talk smack about viv)

2 of my favorite musical artists WEIRD AL AND MIKU

A reliable news source. Finally.

WEIRD AL IS BACK AND ABOUT TO DESTROY JOE

The click bait lead me to believe that weird Al Yankovic is running for president and all of a sudden my hope for America skyrocketed

1:32 😂🤣

God PLEASE keep it up with these crisp rat news! Literal comedy gold

I remember the time when I got invited into a live of yours, it was when the Snyder cut came out, so I was pretty much like a kid back then, and I didn’t speak English very well. You were super chill and understanding, overall nice dude, hoping to meet you there again.

Bruh I’m literally dying at that ghoul drop

Dude you got this out quick!

I watched the news on the Trump shooting the day it happened. But now Crisp Rat beat the actual news on this for me: this is the first I have heard of Joe dropping out. The StinkyBlueRat is now my official news station.

"Feelt cute might delete later" ahh tweet 0:58

I want Weird Al for President.

0:55 I feel you, Biden. I feel you…

I hearby endorse Optimus prime for president for third party and Mr.Krabs as vice president, with Elita-1 as the first lady

It’s always nice to hear from a truly reliable news source

Hell ye Weird Al’s back

I was wondering what were your thoughts on weird al new song

I find it ironic I was just listening to one of his soundtracks

Why did that Weird Al song remind me of the Four Fiends theme from Final Fantasy IV at first

Never thought Crisp Rat would also be hype for Weird Al's return to music! HE'S BACK.

Well thank you for the news so……who’s running for president now?

Only real ones know what's up with Biden 😭😭

He who tries of weird Al is tired of life. 1:07 name of song please

Awesome mate!

Joe's final message: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"

@StinkyBlueRat 1:55 You Spelled Thanks Wrong, It's Thanks Not Thamks

Two amazing pieces of news that can make anyone smile

Squiggly miggly for president

Uh... déjà-vu.

It is strange Biden is actually not running anymore. That’s fantastic

Taco

1:06 YUREETA

Rat news is the best series

1:30 hatsune miku

1:52 "The reason of te Uploaded the video is because the rat added the pipe drop sound effect a this part wich I watched the original didn't have nothing just a cloth banged at yhe wall"

I shall endorse either Godzilla, Optimus Prime, Sonic The Hedgehog, Master Chief, The DOOM Slayer or Ben 10 as president!

The only news I watch.

Only news source I trust besides Bikini Bottom News

Heheeh re upload 😂😂😂

Weird Al Yankovik for Department of Music in the White House

Ken Kaneki for president.

The only news worth watching these days

Best news channel in the world

I think markplier will run for president

This is the only place i get the news

Yes weird Al is back hooray :O

Nice song choice

Howard the Duck's "Get Down America" party was a hit back in 76'. I'd vote for Howard if he chose to run again.

Who tf is chameleon harris?

Finally, it’s Joever for sleepy Joe

Wait a minute... you are not Chris Pratt! >:O

You forgot Godzilla as a candidate for president

I thought it said "Crips Rat" as in he was representing his hood!

1:21 who’s gonna run for “BIDEN”

I endorse Weird Al for Emperor of Mankind

Stinky Blue rat skippity toilet is getting a movie

Imagine sir thopam hat (aka the fat controller) became the president There'd be a whole lotta steam and diesel trains with faces riding the rails.

I can't believe this was how I found out.

Crisp Rat is going to make so much money off this video for sure

CRN is the only news i watch and trust. And not because a blue rodent is pointing a very large knife at me.

I told you to the show must go on

Can you do Crisp Rat News about D23 please

WE FUCKING LOVE WEIRD AL!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

crispy did this better than any other news source.

The best news ever

Joe waking up the next day then asks whos out of the race again?

Love your videos.

To be honest, i wasn't really expecting Biden to leave the election

Love your videos stinky blue rat. I always watch you. You make me laugh. 😊

I fully endorse King Kong as President and Godzilla as his VP. (Sorry you can only be President if you were born in the US)

Miku has my vote!

Someone please don't wanna save America from these evil ways.Someone stopped trump

I say Cthulhu should be president

I nominate Optimus Prime as a *PRIME* candidate I hate myself

I propose that we have everyone that wants to be president get into a ring and it’s a big battle Royale.

Why does it sound like Crisp Rat is saying Criss Pratt

Waspinator for president!

I would vote for Hatsune Miku ^^

That fucking puppet is amazing! 😂😂😂

Fuck everything else weird Al is officially back man

Let's all be honest. Better than CNN and Fox combined.

Just pointing out he misspelled Crisp before he corrects it. Until then, Rat is a certified gangster.

you appeared in a smg4 video!

I hereby endorse my living room couch for President

Erm actually I think Kevin James should be president Like his character in pixels