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Cristela Alonzo: Feminism Gives Me Low Self-Esteem | CONAN on TBS 

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@MatadorCE
@MatadorCE 7 лет назад
To the people saying she isn't funny or commenting on her looks: post up a link to your own sitcom, your own Netflix special, and a full body picture of you.
@brycewalburn3926
@brycewalburn3926 7 лет назад
Ahh yess. The age old, "Well, can you do better?" argument. Following your logic, you can't criticize Donald Trump unless you've been president.
@robhimself79
@robhimself79 7 лет назад
alfwok I just looked it up. sitcom was cancelled faster than it took CNN to call the election for trump... who shockingly will not have this woman deported despite her failing to understand how citizenship works.
@MatadorCE
@MatadorCE 7 лет назад
Did you stretch properly before doing all that mental gymnastics? Would want to tear a muscle. if you don't have any experience in politics, then yes congrats...you're as qualified as Trump to be president!
@megapanka
@megapanka 7 лет назад
MatadorCE what? I can't say someone isn't funny now? I don't make a living off it, she does
@MatadorCE
@MatadorCE 7 лет назад
Rob why, did I trigger you? lol. because I'm the one calling her fat and untalented apparently.
@Locomamonk
@Locomamonk 7 лет назад
hahhaaha man I loved the closing bit, about being cat called useful information, that cracked me up, I like her!
@marthals89
@marthals89 7 лет назад
cristela is hilarious! i love her
@heavnnnsent
@heavnnnsent 6 лет назад
me too!
@lilims123
@lilims123 7 лет назад
I went to her show today and she was awesome. My cheeks were hurting from all the smiling and laughing.
@Sekii1994
@Sekii1994 7 лет назад
wtf is wrong with you people. she is hilarious. go check out her show on netflix.. but who am i kidding, mostly men are preoccupied with commenting "not funny" under female comic's videos.
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 7 лет назад
Seki Deschanel Being female has nothing to do with this, she's just not funny to most of us
@jussilindkvist4032
@jussilindkvist4032 7 лет назад
There are hilarious female comedians - like Sara Pascoe, whom I recommend highly. This woman is just not funny.
@TheMadoneTruthSeeker
@TheMadoneTruthSeeker 6 лет назад
Seki Deschanel - not everybody has the same sense of humour, that doesn't make it sexist ! What a ridiculous comment !
@AlkisenSuper
@AlkisenSuper 7 лет назад
I almost choked laughing! This lady is great! :D
@digitalparty9891
@digitalparty9891 7 лет назад
What's with all the mean comments? Listen, I'm not a feminist either, but I still got a good laugh out of this. Smh Some people, I swear.
@pulciee
@pulciee 7 лет назад
Digital Party Also she directly stole the cat calling joke from any schumer
@JeffWatersRules
@JeffWatersRules 7 лет назад
and all the other jokes from reddit are we being real here.
@zkart8038
@zkart8038 6 лет назад
Badseacookie because Amy Schumer never stole 90% of her jokes from other comedians. *Roll eyes*
@MusgoHBA
@MusgoHBA 7 лет назад
"Women aren't funny" comments coming.
@Impressio_Nisti
@Impressio_Nisti 7 лет назад
MusgoHBA well this video is evidence
@Ritermann
@Ritermann 7 лет назад
She is reaaaaally bad. :/
@bombaya85
@bombaya85 7 лет назад
Women aren't funny
@davidsummers6700
@davidsummers6700 7 лет назад
Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it. Cristela Alonzo is funny and amazing!
@nickyms2601
@nickyms2601 7 лет назад
Woman are funny just not this one
@punkybrewstar83
@punkybrewstar83 7 лет назад
Guys cat-calling useful information would actually be good.
@jontraz5993
@jontraz5993 7 лет назад
I listened to Cristela as a guest a few days ago on never not funny (where my players at?!), and she is freaking hysterical. Get a grip, angry boys.
@DaveoAU
@DaveoAU 5 лет назад
Jonas Albin up top my brother!
@pollocampero91
@pollocampero91 7 лет назад
Damn. Am i the only one that liked it?
@Alexeht91
@Alexeht91 7 лет назад
is she using some special Spanish humor? Nothing she said was even remotely funny
@SomethingSeemsOff
@SomethingSeemsOff 7 лет назад
remember who is the audience haha (mainly Americans) i'm not insulting Americans, it's just that her jokes did and there are "comedy experts" who don't seem to know how to take a joke... strange huh?
@Locomamonk
@Locomamonk 7 лет назад
Nah, me too
@Nuumykins
@Nuumykins 7 лет назад
pollocampero91 I think she's funny here and in her Netflix special.
@Jose-ik7gj
@Jose-ik7gj 7 лет назад
pollocampero91 Check out her Netflix Special fucken hilarious.
@sobekneferu4041
@sobekneferu4041 7 лет назад
love her! so funny, energetic and clever
@overthinking8067
@overthinking8067 7 лет назад
Everybody go watch her netflix special, so goddamn funny
@mamatacopaco7232
@mamatacopaco7232 7 лет назад
OverThinking no not at all
@AtHomewithLucas
@AtHomewithLucas 7 лет назад
She was funny and so right on.
@jlowphotog.
@jlowphotog. 7 лет назад
cat calling 😂😂😂😂
@katendo9083
@katendo9083 7 лет назад
She is hilarious ! Thumbs up 👍
@ramijibreel1635
@ramijibreel1635 7 лет назад
Women are smart and funny, get over it.
@A_Final_Hit
@A_Final_Hit 7 лет назад
Rami Jibreel Some of them, yeah. But not this one.
@meanstreak110
@meanstreak110 7 лет назад
***** Hee hee hee! Ummmmm.......yeah.
@suzawilo
@suzawilo 7 лет назад
Rami Jibreel Thank you👏
@squeegied3rdeye713
@squeegied3rdeye713 7 лет назад
Rami Jibreel Eliza Schleczschawhats her name isnt funny. Schumer isnt funny. Bamford is hilarious and so is this chick. and for some reason i would totally have "relations" with her
@anitadlfb
@anitadlfb 7 лет назад
Squeegied 3rdeye lol!!! How is it important or relevant to this post your "feelings" for Cristela?? Hahaha she is funny regardless if you wanna have "relations" or not! Lol 😹😹
@ncorp2668
@ncorp2668 6 лет назад
I love her! Btw...she said she doesn't get catcalled...she should see this comment section talking about her breasts.
@infantalligator2998
@infantalligator2998 7 лет назад
She's so funny tho I love her
@Leosalejandro
@Leosalejandro 7 лет назад
Her standup is pretty good on Netflix. It helps though if your Mexican, similar to fluffy and George Lopez. You just need to understand Mexican culture and family dynamics. This is referring to her stand up though.
@A_Final_Hit
@A_Final_Hit 7 лет назад
alejandro L. Sorry, but good/great comedians transcend cultural barriers and don't require the viewer to know or be from a particular culture.
@maddie5851
@maddie5851 7 лет назад
Seriously whyyy the dislikes? This was a solid set...
@rick-deckard
@rick-deckard 7 лет назад
Cristela is cool and I hope she gets another show.
@LisaLeese29
@LisaLeese29 6 лет назад
Cristela is brilliant. I still resent her show being cancelled.
@brycewalburn3926
@brycewalburn3926 7 лет назад
I never thought my name was a stereotypical white guy name. Interesting.
@quagthias
@quagthias 7 лет назад
Didn't realize it was so cold in there.
@briankelly8697
@briankelly8697 7 лет назад
+ quagthias It didn't play video for me, just audio
@sua.9847
@sua.9847 2 года назад
I hear ya, sis; no one’s ever cat-called me, too😁
@TheOsseous
@TheOsseous 2 года назад
Ay Mami,...saw your new Netflix special,... It rocks!
@booper7878
@booper7878 7 лет назад
I hate most female comedians, but I found her funny
@meanstreak110
@meanstreak110 7 лет назад
Really? Which part?
@vritantbhardwaj
@vritantbhardwaj 7 лет назад
Quite funny. I liked the life-hack cat calls
@Cris-fu2if
@Cris-fu2if 2 года назад
She is hilarious, I myself am Puerto TEX Mex. I understand her humor. ☺️I miss her show, 😭. Just like Selena, “The Possibilities, if only”.
@crisdeltoro8568
@crisdeltoro8568 6 лет назад
Oh my goddd I’ve never met anyone with my name before well I didn’t meet her but her name is Cristela! And I’m Cristella!!!! She’s so funny
@azzazidi6912
@azzazidi6912 7 лет назад
i tried to laugh ...
@Caesar0031
@Caesar0031 7 лет назад
^comment is funnier than the video
@armwrestlingfan6804
@armwrestlingfan6804 7 лет назад
Azza Zidi you should be on conan
@VisualFeast7557
@VisualFeast7557 7 лет назад
l can't dislike this, because l drowned in to her beautiful big eyes.
@JavierSanchez-lm1dc
@JavierSanchez-lm1dc 4 года назад
Thought you were gonna say nipples.
@christohr9957
@christohr9957 7 лет назад
crickets ... she definitely read this comment.
@johnlemus7921
@johnlemus7921 7 лет назад
Yo, I would be pissed if I went to a place and they were out of Hummus, or Tapenade.
@MichaelAres
@MichaelAres 7 лет назад
Her stand up special on Netflix is actually pretty good. None of these jokes are on there.
@teresareviewsitall3613
@teresareviewsitall3613 5 лет назад
I get you but my sis gets cat called all the time and the fear she feels is no joke
@lizzyg0816
@lizzyg0816 7 лет назад
The women's march happened on 1/21/17 NOT before 1/8/17
@hamdaali97
@hamdaali97 6 лет назад
I'm dying! Definitely watching her Netflix special, she's hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂
@giantdouche7642
@giantdouche7642 7 лет назад
Come on, get Bill Burr 24/7 already!
@JeSsSe66
@JeSsSe66 7 лет назад
Randy Marsh Literally this
@ferrellkang4954
@ferrellkang4954 7 лет назад
I had no idea who this woman even WAS until Cars 3.
@LuckyLucyLuccia
@LuckyLucyLuccia 7 лет назад
so many men crying ahhhhh I could drink a cup of all your complains
@KnuckleHunkybuck
@KnuckleHunkybuck 7 лет назад
"Don't walk out into live traffic" does not qualify as a "life hack".
@kyled9451
@kyled9451 7 лет назад
Tried to do a try not to laugh challenge and almost failed
@jimmycockfingers7709
@jimmycockfingers7709 7 лет назад
THat was actually pretty good.
@lususlove
@lususlove 6 лет назад
I think she’s hilarious. Her Netflix show was hilarious.
@chrishipop5
@chrishipop5 7 лет назад
she was cool lol. i enjoyed it
@0.1percentsuccess45
@0.1percentsuccess45 4 года назад
Hey... Cruz ramirez....from cars 3..... ,"the costume girl".... I am a big fan of her... Ain i think she is fan of lightning macqueen not the jack strom even she was stickered no. "20" . She was funny there an she is too funny her.... Wow in real... The Cristela. Applause for you👏
@betoest93
@betoest93 7 лет назад
Equal pay now ? Well you currently make more than me ATM where's my cut of equal pay?
@lirimhasani7696
@lirimhasani7696 7 лет назад
Christopher Hitchens called,wants his price for being right.
@AllAlexiTube
@AllAlexiTube 7 лет назад
Writing wasn't bad. The delivery just didn't hit the mark for me
@FNFIHOCTW
@FNFIHOCTW 6 лет назад
Why does no one cat call me? Funny
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 7 лет назад
wow, why so many thumbs down?
@kellywatson4383
@kellywatson4383 7 лет назад
"Feminism give me low self-esteem, can we take it down a notch?" I guess that's one reason why most if us aren't feminists lol.
@theperson101ful
@theperson101ful 7 лет назад
Drew a picture of myself on a piece of paper while watching this so I had something to laugh at.
@gimax1027
@gimax1027 6 лет назад
Yes, she is funny!
@-iono_
@-iono_ 7 лет назад
she was smart and witty. should have opened with the closer, but i can tell she was working a new set. good job
@jerrywanimation
@jerrywanimation 6 лет назад
i love her :P from cars.. ^^
@FutureAbe
@FutureAbe 7 лет назад
So.. I guess stand up comedians dont really write, you know, JOKES anymore. Instead, they try to make some 'point' and get the audience to applause and not laugh. Boring
@yuriziz4790
@yuriziz4790 7 лет назад
watch lower classy its way funnier its on Netflix
@grvonny
@grvonny 6 лет назад
Started off weak but got funny at the end.
@crazygood4
@crazygood4 7 лет назад
45th, what is the significance of that?
@pranavperimbeti1
@pranavperimbeti1 7 лет назад
Trump is the 45th president
@bla2220
@bla2220 4 года назад
She's really cute.
@MB3448
@MB3448 7 лет назад
Did she raid her grandmas closet? She was funny at least.
@kinocchio
@kinocchio 7 лет назад
I don't have friends
@honeysoi
@honeysoi 6 лет назад
She is amazing !
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
@IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 года назад
Objectify? I couldn't stop looking at her chest. What did she say?
@zimz91
@zimz91 7 лет назад
Who's watching this in 2017?
@jscotthatcher380
@jscotthatcher380 7 лет назад
she had a few decent/funny jokes. idk i think she needs to work on her material a bit more. then again i am kind of person who tends to prefer non sequiturs, surreal humor, and one liners. a good example would be Demetri Martin.
@idontexist1129
@idontexist1129 7 лет назад
I've now become convinced that anyone can make this laugh track laugh.
@Nathan-cz8uk
@Nathan-cz8uk 7 лет назад
this was hilarious XD
@RmnGnzlz
@RmnGnzlz 7 лет назад
Step 1) See female stand-up comedian video and click the link. Step 2) Think: "Maybe this one won't suck, maybe she understands stand-up needs to be relatable" Step 3) Here's some jokes about my really specific and insignificant problems most people don't relate with/care about and the same generic punchlines every female comedian uses. Step 4) Add feminism and/or I'm fat and insecure somewhere. Step 5) Promise yourself you won't click next time.
@amarbhujbal
@amarbhujbal 7 лет назад
Deportation.. really?
@playydates
@playydates 7 лет назад
LMAO BLESS, but Maya Angelou joke was yikes have respect for an Icon
@JuaniqueVerde
@JuaniqueVerde 6 лет назад
Meh...😐 her sweater was nice.
@crayzmoe
@crayzmoe 7 лет назад
not funny
@jasonpanto
@jasonpanto 7 лет назад
used racist comments still wasnt funny... go team women....
@dsafdgbfadf
@dsafdgbfadf 7 лет назад
yea i wish someone would objectify me too.... =/
@heloisatrevino4324
@heloisatrevino4324 7 лет назад
She is so hilarious!!
@kamalzarul2221
@kamalzarul2221 7 лет назад
is she not wearing a bra 🙈🙈
@kljl8526
@kljl8526 7 лет назад
hahah she was funny
@bajanbreezy
@bajanbreezy 7 лет назад
Her lipstick is on her teeth
@wolflarson71
@wolflarson71 7 лет назад
Identity politics humor rarely funny
@anthonyfletcher88
@anthonyfletcher88 6 лет назад
wolflarson71 true
@BoodlooderJeet
@BoodlooderJeet 7 лет назад
lipstick on her teeth...
@HigherPlanes
@HigherPlanes 7 лет назад
oh man
@Kikibrea23
@Kikibrea23 7 лет назад
She is only funny if you can relate to her and things that represent Mexican/American culture
@Maxxplayne
@Maxxplayne 7 лет назад
She looks pretty white to me.... I'm confused
@JohnDoe-pm3oq
@JohnDoe-pm3oq 7 лет назад
Enjoyed her more in the past before she died her hair and joked about family. Not so funny now.
@danniespokes4083
@danniespokes4083 7 лет назад
is she cold?
@changstein
@changstein 7 лет назад
Wonder what the hell she would talk about if trump didn't exist
@Caesar0031
@Caesar0031 7 лет назад
the mensies
@laughingatyrfuneral
@laughingatyrfuneral 7 лет назад
do you think she has been doing stand up for only the past month?
@idrumcolerain
@idrumcolerain 7 лет назад
Jeremy Seinfeld Probably some other topical subject.
@MetalGrandpasGuitars
@MetalGrandpasGuitars 7 лет назад
Maybe airline food? Oh wait.......never mind....
@JaQuicker
@JaQuicker 7 лет назад
Too bad she doesn't have any other material on RU-vid, guess we'll never know
@Chocwish
@Chocwish 7 лет назад
Cristela is not funny. Didn't laugh at all.. not a good sign for a "comedian".
@fjaajf
@fjaajf 7 лет назад
Meh...
@aprylljay
@aprylljay 6 лет назад
The whole "I want to be catcalled" bit is way overdone. Altho she did add a little twist to it
@JonnyDIY
@JonnyDIY 6 лет назад
🤣👍
@warrenphilips8441
@warrenphilips8441 7 лет назад
I'm so glad I watched this before jumping into the hour long special on Netflix. 5 minutes thrown away, fine, but you never get that hour back.
@midgelionhart
@midgelionhart 6 лет назад
Her netflix special is very good though..
@gradualuprisintheory
@gradualuprisintheory 3 года назад
😂
@ThePerro
@ThePerro 7 лет назад
meh, it was okay
@Skog1and-
@Skog1and- 7 лет назад
gg
@arcy63
@arcy63 7 лет назад
Mom jokes. from mom.
@twegs2815
@twegs2815 7 лет назад
wow I'm an early birdy
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