Crusader Kings 2 Horse Only Challenge

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In this Crusader Kings 2 challenge we will attempt to convert our dynasty to horse and create a kingdom to stand the test of time. Starting in ironman without ruler designer this is not your standard CK2 ironman campaign!
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@MasterOfManyMuffins 4 года назад

4:36 "The kingdom was not as... stable" made me laugh way more than it should

@kevinmastron6700 4 года назад

so many horse puns but you said miracle instead of mareacle...

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

This is genius thank you

@SabreBash 2 года назад

I like that the horses refer to humans as 'meatbags', which implies that horses are not made of meat.

@crytyping. Год назад

Of course they're not made of meat, they're made of *HORSE*

@reallyFrogman 10 месяцев назад

Of course, they're bags of grass

@bennerdinner646 10 месяцев назад

or maybe they are just more organized meat, like cows for example, with stomachs for every kind of food they eat.

@sophie9419 4 года назад

... I'm really hoping the dev's make this an actual achievement.

@bernardosales1044 4 года назад

Reasons why CK3 will never be as good as CK2: This whole video

@AndiVicio 4 года назад

OR they embrace their inner horse and we will have 3D Glitterhoof!!

@bernardosales1044 4 года назад

@@AndiVicio they already said they're toning down the surrealistic stuff That ain't it for me chief

@pixelcat5159 4 года назад

Child murder is okay Saying a phrase that united Europe is stinky and bad

@bernardosales1044 4 года назад

@@pixelcat5159 you can't say Deus Vult, that's racist!

@pixelcat5159 4 года назад

@@bernardosales1044 by refusing to use it for that reason, they ironically are the ones making it racist

@DiscoDreamer1 4 года назад

Alzabo, did you make this video just as an excuse to tell as many horse puns as possible?

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

Neigh

@ankelaostheweird905 4 года назад

Thy punnage art loud as the horselords.

@davidmescher2526 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD But the puns were the mane event!

@koffieanon 4 года назад

He just wanted to horse around.

@Haxler8 4 года назад

For that he would have to play EaW in HOI4

@illmaster 4 года назад

"This episode will be linked at the top right of your screen" >nothing at my top right of screen >ANGRILY SUBSCRIBING

@WodkaEclair 3 года назад

I cant find the episode in the videos section T_T

@stargazer7184 3 года назад

August 2021, still waiting for the harrowing conclusion.

@Goosiepoo 3 года назад

We need more

@AlzaboHD 3 года назад

@@Goosiepoo Coming soon to a subscription box near you!

@Goosiepoo 3 года назад

@@AlzaboHD yesss, your not horsing around right?

@Skartak 4 года назад

All hail King Jingleberry, long may he neigh!

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

So neigh we all!

@wayofthedead2648 4 года назад

Long may he rein.

@divine1448 4 года назад

"what are you watching, honey?" "about 20 minutes of horse puns" "ah... ok..."

@lassassindu5071 4 года назад

You should have set your capital to Shetland or Clydesdale for maximum horse memeing.

@hhdhpublic 4 года назад

>Horse This is a horse. . .

@crqf2010ruler 4 года назад

Give him a pizza and Roy will be cooooming

@crqf2010ruler 4 года назад

Minimum wage chin

@who_cares848 2 года назад

Wait that was a horse? I thought it was a bike pump. Or a pizza.

@diamondinthesky4771 3 года назад

I'm just picturing Bojack in a classroom teaching young Pictish kings/princes how to be horses and I thank you for that mental imagery.

@JebeTheGreat 4 года назад

And you're telling me everything seen in this video is actually part of the game? No mods or anything? This game is wack!!

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

100% vanilla excluding portrait mods for young horses lol

@DiamondDust132 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD How have I played the game so long without knowing about young horse portraits?

@AleksoLaĈevalo999 4 года назад

Actually you cannot put people under horse arrest in vanilla. Even horses are put under house arrest unless you have a mod to change name of that decision.

@evolvedasone6403 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD wait so is this all base games

@Ohflipsnap 4 года назад

@@evolvedasone6403 Yes.

@specky8836 4 года назад

As a Scotsman, I can confirm our Kings during the medieval era were part horse. 100% accuracy is shown in this video.

@thisisaname5589 2 года назад

That explains the accent. I cannae understand it at all.

@LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад

I thought they were fairies... oh wait that would be irish royals and nobles, not the Scottish. Sorry... carry on.

@miltongalindo5493 4 года назад

Oh man the Isle of Man to Isle of Horse cracked me up, for some stupid reason.

@mrpatman1163 4 года назад

Isn’t it hilarious one of your heirs learned more about tactics from a horse than a life trained battle hardened trusted general But even the most obvious things are hilarious🦄🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

@SwedishSinologyNerd 3 года назад

Alternate title: If G.R.R. Martin was the author of MLP: Friendship is Magic

@nathanc939 4 года назад

CK2 is the best game ever made! Now you need to convert your horse to Zoroastrianism and spead the love.

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

Keeping it in the family, nice strategy!

@MFFNL 3 года назад

Crusaddle Kings 2 has never looked better.

@scottmclaughlin2329 4 года назад

Pun count: 51 But I’m pretty sure I missed a couple.

@jeffryfernhout7636 4 года назад

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

@Self-replicating_whatnot 3 года назад

This is fkn magical, i love it when extremely complex simulations spiral out of control.

@MegaAwesomeNick 4 года назад

A horse! A horse! My kingdom *is* a horse!?

@DaneVogel 4 года назад

I did this with Mercia 769, got glitterhoof as the prince bishop of mann, made him tutor my daughter making her horse and she had high enough learning to be the court tutor so everyone turned horse while the Aztecs invaded and I created my secret society of human sacrificing horses. Pretty good game.

@vegabtw 4 года назад

This is the challenge we deserve, thank you

@wulfherecyning1282 4 года назад

I was playing a game the other day and my lunatic character kept making his horse the chancellor. When he died, as his heir I plotted against the horse. The guy who killed it said he was trying to make it look "natural" as the railing gave way and the horse plummeted off the balcony.

@boooster101 3 года назад

2:52 "The Weeb dynasty" Damn. Not even medieval times were save from them

@blackkaiser7757 4 года назад

Why am I watching this at 2 am? My brain: Yes.

@RIlianP 4 года назад

This reminds me of Xena the warrior princess episode where the titular character had to perform C-section on a woman giving birth to a child whose daddy turned out to be a centaur, at the time the episode made me vaguely uncomfortable, but being young and innocent I soon forgot about it. Years later I thought about this episode and it hit me like a truck.

@LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад

To be fair, that Centaur was a sweet stallion. 🥰

@doghotline3262 4 года назад

Great setting for a Dungeon and dragons campaign.

@allenedwards7595 4 года назад

I need to know literally everything about Bill the Pony right the hell now

@WillCarter1976 4 года назад

You scoff old Chap, but many of the English of that time thought this story of Scottish/Horse history to be absolute truth.

@realhawaii5o 4 года назад

Anyone else still waiting for the next episode?

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

@licota11 4 года назад

@arealwerewolf501 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD still am to this day

@enriquetorres3295 3 года назад

Yes

@somedude1331 3 года назад

@@AlzaboHD I am still waiting

@xyo1337 2 года назад

Literally spent 90% of the video belly laughing. I'm so dizzy and exhausted. I feel like i've just had a stroke... the highlight for me was when Bojak got angry at the prince for opening his mail and gave him a papercut.

@thefamoussheamus 3 года назад

The amount of puns in this video is amazing!

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад

And so begins the age of the centaurs

@MissDarknSpooky 4 года назад

I loved this, can't wait for the next one. Incredibly entertaining!

@cybervantyz 4 года назад

Well... Now you MUST do horse mega-campaign, teaching the entire world in ways of horsing around =)

@theobsidiangaming5381 4 года назад

I thought this was ISP because of that sponsor

@Rand0mGypsy 4 года назад

Same

@ScurvyBoi 4 года назад

And the title istelf doesn't really lag behind lol

@dominicmanester8125 4 года назад

ISP with actual jokes instead of just shouting as loud as you can at random times for no reason.

@fist406 4 года назад

This is it, the greatest thing on RU-vid. Kinda sucks knowing that nothing I see in the future will ever top this.

@davidmescher2526 4 года назад

I'm hoping CK3 has a Horse chancellor and Horse courtiers.

@weirdaisongz 4 года назад

This is absolutely amazing... I'm really glad I found this channel. I just don't understand how you don't just burst out laughing while reading the script LOL

@Vanderyn 4 года назад

I'm on a AlzaboHD marathon. This channel is a gem.

@vallraffs 4 года назад

Okay, describing humans as "meatbags" and "bags of meat" twice in the first minute... Does he think horses are robots?

@excalibur2772 4 года назад

I thought he said the horses were TREATED as bags of meat

@stefanm.734 4 года назад

17:45 This is when the "challenge" starts. Despite the title being clickbait, I would actually recommend watching the entire video. It is quite the wild ride, and the title is it's only real downside.

@markusraat818 4 года назад

Bruh

@HoundofOdin 4 года назад

Promptly test drove his werewolf-horse-human Satanic sword. _The boys were back in town._

@dastoopid2871 3 года назад

the sequel that never came

@rodrikforrester6989 4 года назад

When is the next one coming?! This one was uploaded in November, now we've reached the middle of January and there's still no Horse Only pt 2!

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

Its coming

@chocolatebarize 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD soon plz

@TheBigEevee 4 года назад

AlzaboHD ...

@stinkytoby 3 года назад

Is it though?

@manelgrinder3027 3 года назад

@@stinkytoby yes

@BlackSabbath628 4 года назад

King Jangleberry would go on to create a proud lineage of horse rulers, one of whom is Butt Stallion.

@oguzhangorgun6918 4 года назад

why this guy doesn't have more subscribers

@darian_2247 4 года назад

True

@davidmescher2526 4 года назад

We can't put this out to pasture.

@themakaron3228 4 года назад

This video makes me remember the horse scene in the berserk manga.

@xcreenzm8 3 года назад

Bojack the horse, literally the funniest thing i've heard so far

@GarfieldRex 4 года назад

Haha! I love these stories👌 please make more!

@MrMaxenen11 4 года назад

Where is part 2? Great video man.

@AlzaboHD 4 года назад

Its in my harddrive! Actually ive never gotten around to writing the full script or editing it. I hope I can bring back the story in CK3

@MrMaxenen11 4 года назад

@@AlzaboHD Great news man. I'm looking forward to part 2 of this and your midget incest vid. That reads horribly.

@limbobilbo8743 2 года назад

I love the implication that in this timeline alzabo is a horse

@jerryk843 4 года назад

10:26 The sound change the course of history and you know this is when the true sh*t begins!

@daneelpancras569 4 года назад

This is, and forever will be the best ck2 video ever made.

@terreliv 3 года назад

My Little Chancellor: Friendship is Mad Pict

@Ilposeidonll 4 года назад

Hot Damn! Being early! Feels good! Btw you need to do a Sseth intro one day ;) XD

@beckettthirion3147 3 года назад

"Human rights activists" takes on a whole other meaning here

@charlesprichard5235 4 года назад

So many horse puns, I love it

@migukmoonpark4312 4 года назад

You put her in horse arrest? That sure would make her stable...

@jacobjonesofmagna 4 года назад

Why did horse arrest make me laugh so hard

@wispywhiskers3502 2 года назад

This is a gem.

@beyond12021 4 года назад

What did I just see? This is hilarious! How? I want a horse kingdom lol.

@hristrevna9812 4 года назад

"I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes"

@Lemino101 4 года назад

"And I just got a thing you won't find in the magazines. This molten silicone has got me begging please..."

@justinlabrosse8506 4 года назад

I did not know you could do this. This game just got 100x better lmao

@goodbanter4427 4 года назад

All those fcking horse puns are unholy

@stupidelf1 4 года назад

dude you are killing it with your recent content, keep it up and good luck

@austinjones8964 4 года назад

Nice Futurama reference!

@mehmetmuhammedar7889 4 года назад

This is wrong. Also "This is a horse."

@thenuggetlord4290 2 года назад

“Postpartum abortion of his half brother” 😂😂

@Phillip_of_Burns 4 года назад

I love these. You do a good job narrating them. Keep up the good work!

@StateholderofLunt 3 года назад

There's no sequel! Where's the sequel?!?!?!?!

@JacobEllinger 4 года назад

I once read a book with a military ai that chose a horse as it's body and became obsessed with its looks and flowing hair.

@NyxInfernal 4 года назад

10/10 perfect amount of horse puns ps at the end of the video, it was subsribe in the top right instead of subscribe. :)

@johnmorales6281 2 года назад

Imagine the idiot who made a drinking game out of all the horse puns.... I'm currently in the hospital with a failing liver

@Moonbrony 4 года назад

I want the next episode of this so much!

@RomaInvicta202 3 года назад

You have to watch it drunk, otherwise it gets way too kinky lol

@Jig_up 3 года назад

Okay but when is the next episode, Alzabo pls (is it patrons only?)

@AlzaboHD 3 года назад

Hey Jacob! I definitely intend to getting a part two going soon, hopefully this or next month. It's been in the works for awhile and don't worry, it'll be free and available on my channel like all of my other uploads. Cheers!

@thekillingduck 3 года назад

@@AlzaboHD yesssss

@dwightmanne 3 года назад

@@AlzaboHD thank you man. You do good work

@deregapreyahvattaffdiff 4 года назад

While Richard III never said "a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!", king Padur definitely said

@xanatar3009 3 года назад

You had me at the flower of scotland opening music

@Outbear 4 года назад

This and the eunuch video are some of the most brilliant videos ive ever watched

@GarfieldRex 4 года назад

13:46 guessssss, that happens if you love a mare.

@imperlast2 4 года назад

wheres part 2?

@realsupercool22 4 года назад

I'm a simple man. I see AlzaboHD video, I click it. 😜

@blobfish_plays6548 4 года назад

Still waiting for part 2

@markusraat818 4 года назад

when will part 2 come out?

@archsteel7 4 года назад

If the sequel is as good as this one, I'll subscribe

@archsteel7 3 года назад

It was, and I did.

@jacobbrubaker9525 4 года назад

Are you gonna continue this series?

@ed2869 4 года назад

Weeb Dynasty

@stargazer7184 3 года назад

I had never heard of this game. That...that was the before time. Then I found this video, and the other one about the all-inbred dynasty, and I had to check it out. That was four days ago, and in those four days I have played 72 hours! You've ruined my life!