Crusader Kings 3: In Real Life

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@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! www.ridge.com/SQUIRE and use the Code “SQUIRE” for 10% off your order. Anyway, the next couple of videos should be tanky, so brace yourselves for that. We'll be glad to be stepping out of a shed filled with cow shit, and into a nice comfortable room.

@AttiliusRex 3 года назад

@Pimpf 443 a.k.a. Esquire i second this as i have just gotten into the airsoft hobby but dont want to spend money on guns

@alucardgd2831 3 года назад

Squire my lord i be from the land of colchester (a right shithole) can you send your army (bill) to do a video there and take the piss (It would be funny and frankly i think your men for the job)

@magoshighlands4074 3 года назад

Is that meant to be a Scottish accent? Cause if so, that's better than Digby's (Which isn't hard but still) WELL DONE!

@klipsfilmsmelbourne 3 года назад

what if greyhound was a world of warships film british film war thunder film (no submer um conflict)

@Blueboy0316 3 года назад

"I was in a brothel and I came as quickly as I could". Well done sir, well done.

@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958 3 года назад

I am gonna crusade your house

@Amy_the_Lizard 3 года назад

Figured that one would catch syphalis/great pox and die honestly

@alphagamer9505 3 года назад

Phrasing

@lukecreed5767 3 года назад

"It's a girl!" *sighs* "Chancellor! We're going on a hunt!" "It's a Genius, Attractive, girl!" "Chancellor! We're going to enact Cognatic Law!"

@tortex1 3 года назад

"Our culture doesn't understand that concept, sire. Might I suggest getting a son and marrying them? Might pass that genius trait onward. Maybe."

@mandowarrior123 3 года назад

@@tortex1 mathematically if you skip a generation each inbreeding you shouldn't get issues. Probably.

@Alphenis 3 года назад

Nah, you don't enact Cognatic Law, you just take a new lover.

@AlexBrown230 3 года назад

"It's a genius, attractive girl." Well son, i found you a wife.......

@TechnoMinarchist 3 года назад

@@mandowarrior123 In CK3, after enough inbreeding you get the Pureblood trait. Basically your incest goes full circle and starts netting positive traits instead. Mathematically this is entirely possible and it was created after the team consulted some biologists.

@ZillyWhale 3 года назад

When you spend the last six months on crusade.... in Dorset.

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Bunch of heathens!

@ProjectEkerTest33 3 года назад

Personally I'd let the heathens keep it

@ZillyWhale 3 года назад

@@ProjectEkerTest33 No heathens in the glorious Empire of Squidonia

@icecreamtonk786 3 года назад

Oh bloody hell not Dorset...

@irisallender6796 3 года назад

@@ProjectEkerTest33 Thank you

@ConfusedFroug 3 года назад

The issue I had with this was for the first 10 seconds I was not sure if that was fake or real hair, and I was really disturbed.

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Not as disturbed as my loved ones were.

@rickymcgowen6776 3 года назад

@@SquireComedy if it's a wig, it's not bad. If it's real hair, it need some good shampoo.

@fupsies6045 3 года назад

Hmm, legitimized son named Henry wearing a green shirt and a red scarf who needs to needs to bring his kingdom deliverance. Where have I heard this before?

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

I have no idea what you're reaching for there.

@DeathnoteBB 3 года назад

Squire I can’t tell if this us sarcasm or not

@kryzzan7039 3 года назад

that was one of the best games i have played

@DeathnoteBB 3 года назад

9 months later (lol) on July 3rd 2021, I come back to realize ofc it was sarcasm. Dunno why I wasn’t sure 9 months ago

@denrol8266 3 года назад

@@DeathnoteBB I'm happy to hear about your fast enlightment

@SlicesofHistory 3 года назад

Not sure if anyone else noticed, but the Chancellor seems to have gigantism, and so does Egbert. On top of that, the kid was conceived while the king was on a crusade. Furthermore, as soon as the king gets suspicious, the chancellor shuts them down So Egbert is the Chancellors son

@theredbaron3994 3 года назад

“Well your sister, I mean lover”. I laughed so hard. Thanks for all the likes on the comment :D Love your content squire, keep up the good work!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Ah, medieval times eh?

@heliosspecialistarrogant7031 3 года назад

@@SquireComedy you mean Alabama

@RebelHound 3 года назад

Habsburger Edition

@sherrihall5479 3 года назад

@@SquireComedy *sweet home holy roman empire*

@michaeldavis4651 3 года назад

@@heliosspecialistarrogant7031 Hey! I resent that remark. That's Arkansas you're thinking of. First cousins is Alabama. 😂

@meteorwt2122 3 года назад

Yes, another squire upload! Quite marvellous in fact!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Indeed! We hope you enjoy it!

@meteorwt2122 3 года назад

Squire I’m sure I will!

@ragerancher 2 года назад

"Runs in the family" "Ah that's dysentery for you" Brilliant

@gimrrin8724 3 года назад

"It tastes a bit bitter" Famous last words of a CK character

@darksteiner631 3 года назад

Imagine having a chancellor with his diplomacy skill of 40 and lose him to HRE

@darksteiner631 3 года назад

This doesn't even makes sense but ok, thanks for liking this comment.

@_Woody_ 3 года назад

*The King is dead!* .... *long live the* ... the king is dead.

@ojisanhoward8940 3 года назад

GOD SAVE THE KI.....DAMN IT!

@Katharina-rp7iq 3 года назад

Queen. It's queen.

@Mediados 3 года назад

@@Katharina-rp7iq Why am i pretty sure you are British.

@_Woody_ 3 года назад

@@Mediados And yet this person seemingly doesn't know that the song changes according to the ruling monarch.

@MravacKid 3 года назад

More like the King's entire paternal bloodline is dead, now the crown goes to his great-grand-uncles seconfd cousins neigbours bastard son. :)

@mpersad 3 года назад

Good Lord the open legs in the opening scene! I won't ever be able to forget that, though I wish I could!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

You weren't in the bloody room. I caught an eyeful.

@gufosufo337 3 года назад

I didnt notice it at first. Why did you bring attention to it.

@jakeandthebowtie 3 года назад

The ankles I can't... Take my eyes off... The ankles

@devvytm 3 года назад

@@jakeandthebowtie You are weird my guy. Absolutely weird 🤣🤣🤣

@TheBayzent 2 года назад

@@SquireComedy Remember CK's rules, Carousing sometimes cures depression, so go down to the pub and get wasted until you forget even your name. If you get disentery remember to pester magical chinese old men i the streets until they give you a milenary remedy.

@stevenrothwell19 3 года назад

"My Grandfather Alfred, who always wanted to be called Canute" [Wessex disliked that]

@MaeBee 3 года назад

I feel like "Runs in the family." - "Ah, that's dysentery for you!" is completely underappreciated :D

@hydra5917 3 года назад

It's been 5 years im still watching you Old champ.

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Thanks for sticking with us mate!

@okezieeleweanya 3 года назад

“Oh, I know the one. The one with HUUUUGE ambition.” I died there..🤣

@Aldrahill 3 года назад

Hearing the words “partition succession” makes me shudder. Bloody different succession rules for different titles...

@strongback6550 3 года назад

Gavelkind~

@Aldrahill 3 года назад

@@strongback6550 Gavelkind was CK2, it's known "Paritition" in CK3

@cgt3704 3 года назад

Wait. Does it mean that King squire would see his kongdom divided

@Alphenis 3 года назад

@@cgt3704 That's why he killed all his inept sons.

@PauloGarcia-sp5ws 3 года назад

"You'r Sist.... I mean lover" God, that made me crack up. How many times has that happened in my ck2 games to keep my kids geniuses. Lmao. And the fist pump at 8:27. Haha.

@radekchrabota 3 года назад

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition!

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 3 года назад

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

@radekchrabota 3 года назад

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 I should have known

@PauloGarcia-sp5ws 3 года назад

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 yes.

@mammaspizza1234 3 года назад

Can’t wait for this truly glorious game!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Only a couple more days!

@tuberculosisterrence567 3 года назад

It's tomorrow

@sherrihall5479 3 года назад

@@tuberculosisterrence567 nah its two days

@devvytm 3 года назад

@@sherrihall5479 nah it's out already 😏

@teslo8020 3 года назад

Your acting is just so... witty. I love it!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Thanks! That's made me rather happy.

@hedgeearthridge6807 3 года назад

They did a wonderful job of capturing how trashy the average CK family is

@Exeggutor_Enjoyer Год назад

Crusader Kings, the only strategy game where you can be an abusive father.

@horushyperion76 3 года назад

" I just gave her a good old tumble" is such a CK2 quote

@zawarudo9444 3 года назад

8:03 " i shouldn't have said that" *SO HE IS THE ANCESTOR OF HAGRID!*

@tristanmitchell1242 3 года назад

The Daughter is the best character. Probably his smartest and wisest child, too.

@NapoleonBonaparde 3 года назад

"Crusading in Dorset" lol

@dragonsword7370 3 года назад

You know of a comparison joke for that in the United States? It sounds like "gone crusading in Delaware".

@drstihl2007 3 года назад

Could you explain that one to me?

@rumplebutts6442 3 года назад

@@drstihl2007 I think it's because dorset is a catholic place which makes no sense to be crusading in

@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958 3 года назад

I will crusade your door and crusade your house

@greninjamastergabe6452 3 года назад

Because you have open council positions, your powerful vassals are mad at you and have formed a faction to overthrow you and replace you with your illegitimate third cousin in Norway.

@Rasmusnilsenbie 3 года назад

yes

@7Tenchi 3 года назад

Loved the vid, my favorite part was when it was not to subtly implied that the kings only natural born son was his chancellor's son.

@ojisanhoward8940 3 года назад

Not only does Squire do the best skits in his country of London! He also does it for his ads as well! Well done! (He also has some minor assistance)

@gachaelephant6841 3 года назад

*country of London* ?

@ojisanhoward8940 3 года назад

@@gachaelephant6841 YEEESSSS!

@Demonex118 3 года назад

@@ojisanhoward8940 County of London*

@nickhuggins1690 Год назад

I think you mean city of London

@Mediados 3 года назад

I would have expected you saying: "Knut is dead! He fell from his horse and drowned in a river." Thats probably one of the most stupid ways to die. There is no chance this could have happened to any monarch in Medieval Times.

@seraphazrael4218 3 года назад

Rip Fredrick Barbossa lol

@GabFrrost 3 года назад

RIP Ladislaw Iagelovich, king of Hungary (Mohacs, 1526)

@weldonwin 2 года назад

I dunno, gorging yourself to death on eels seems pretty stupid

@DanielFoerster 3 года назад

Was not expecting that ended-rightly resolution to the mugger problem. Well done.

@gamergrill4933 3 года назад

Ah yes, wrong grandfather name, your wife getting pregnant while crusading, good old crusader kings

@kushalthapa5177 3 года назад

I was expecting Henry to be assassinated by someone else. Dysentry was totally unexpected.

@Aewon84 3 года назад

The joke about him sending one of his sons to Lindisfarne would have been funny... except 1065 is hundreds of years after the Viking raid on that monastery.

@jorvach9874 3 года назад

Don't worry, they'll be back.

@ConnanTheCivilized 2 месяца назад

Tell that to Vikings and every offer piece of historical fiction. It’s like they’re labeled fiction?! 🤔

@xmlthegreat 3 года назад

"Runs in the family." You utter genius bastard...

@maxmach4361 3 года назад

"Your sist.. I mean lover" Good old classics.

@WG55 3 года назад

Ah, the Middle Ages.

@youngstay2989 3 года назад

We need more sponsors so this guys make videos

@montynelson5033 3 года назад

Simply spiffing, the highlight of my week! Thanks for the new video 👌

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Our pleasure mate!

@quillmaurer6563 3 года назад

Love how, despite being out of focus, we can clearly tell the "queen" in the opening scene has a beard. Wouldn't be Squire if he didn't cast Bill in that role!

@jasonzhou8274 3 года назад

Don't worry about the poison thing, just preform operation "Load a save state"!

@NLTops 3 года назад

Ohhhh myyyyy goddddd. I know it's going to be a good one when 5 seconds in I'm already laughing uncontrollably. Truely glorious humour as always!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Cheers very muchly!

@animeAJproductions 3 года назад

The game releases 8.31, and I can recognize CK2 Way of Life DLC dialogue when I hear it.

@karimhammam9105 3 года назад

I serve the squidonion empire yesss

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

You get a YEEEEEESSSS

@ojisanhoward8940 3 года назад

Yeeessss!

@karimhammam9105 3 года назад

@@SquireComedy love your videos and my favourite are the war thunder ones like (when tanks dont die)

@shakey2023 3 года назад

Yeahhhhhh sure north Korea 🇰🇵 style empire maybe

@VaeVictisXIII 3 года назад

All hail the King!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Do it!

@TallFoxNation 3 года назад

"taste very bitter" final last words

@AlmostCZ 6 месяцев назад

this video is so underrated, great jokes! would love to see another video of this series

@charlesreddington6834 3 года назад

I love your guys sense of humor! Carry on mates.

@icecreamtonk786 3 года назад

“Chancy the chancellor” makes total sense.

@richardhockey8442 3 года назад

When I told them I was going to build a castle in the middle of a swamp they told me I was mad, but I built it anyway - and it fell down. So I rebuilt it and that one fell down as well, and I rebuilt it again.. Someday son, all of this foetid swamp will be yours

@ConnanTheCivilized 2 месяца назад

That’s such a funny comment that I could just siiiing 🎶!

@KubernetePirata 3 года назад

Ah, the very reason why I rush for primogeniture before I die every time in CK 2.

@steelgoodwin 3 года назад

Watching this channel reminds me of the old Atkinson show Blackadder, Rowan and Tony again, Blackadder and Baldrick.

@Highice007 3 года назад

I got strong swamp castle vibes. Your accent was bang on. I'm sure the kings son will do fine in battle, a great warrior, so long as he doesn't take an arrow to the eye.

@themayhemera3046 3 года назад

you guys are just absolutely fantastic

@atharvasapre8578 3 года назад

Great video sire. Love it as always ❤️

@SemicolonExpected 7 часов назад

The crussader son despite squawking like a chicken wouldve made a decent second choice lmao. This is why you keep the spare around in case the heir dies of dystentery

@JessWLStuart 3 года назад

YAY! New video! Awesome as usual!

@brendan9868 2 года назад

A bastard son named Henry wearing a green shirt with a red scarf bringing deliverance to a kingdom, now where could I possibly know that from?

@magnus7857 3 года назад

Yet another brilliant video

@giggachad1000 3 года назад

Great video

@englishstout1778 3 года назад

I’ve been waiting ages for my favorite youtuber to upload again

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Let me know when he does!

@englishstout1778 3 года назад

Squire LMAO I think he did yesterday 🤣 Might ring a bell? Squire!

@kingace2573 3 года назад

Can't wait for Tuesday😤😭😭😭😭😭

@shaizo1007 3 года назад

I watched every single squire war thunder video I need more (one sitting to)

@ojisanhoward8940 3 года назад

Starts at 5:35 Something abour his clucking makes me wanna say...GO ON HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S THE ONLY CURE FOR DYSENTERY!

@canadianbias913 3 года назад

The only RU-vidr that I don’t skip ads for

@zechariahtlee 3 года назад

These sponsorship ads are so entertaining! I can't wait for the next upload.

@warblerblue 3 года назад

Right Good job mate!! Thanks!

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Thanks!

@fallenswan1670 3 года назад

I once watched from Extra History (Extra Credits) series about 100 years war. I came to conclusion, that it was just like Crusader Kings II!!

@hitsurapapel1978 3 года назад

So did squire do the weapons this time again? Cause its simple and marvelous

@mitchfromtheuk 3 года назад

This is the tutorial for CK3 I needed before I bought the game

@slartybartfarst55 3 года назад

Excellent! What a bunch of Canuts!

@TheSilentwatch 3 года назад

Another great video! Fight the Laughing Fight!

@kens8963 3 года назад

Great job fellows! Thoroughly enjoyed the satire.

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Cheers Ken!

@ViktirE1 3 года назад

That was really good.

@whiskysmith9014 3 года назад

Henry's come to see us!

@jonathanp1621 3 года назад

Awesome video, good sequel to 'long live the king'

@TrapperAaron 3 года назад

Luvs it!

@justanotherviewer52 3 года назад

Thanks guys. Fun as always.

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Cheers dude!

@welsh8982 3 года назад

Utterly spiffing when the true gentleman of britain uploads a video.

@umeshsonkar4177 3 года назад

Congrats in advance for 400k

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Thanks matey!

@umeshsonkar4177 3 года назад

@@SquireComedy welcome sir

@biglenin7306 3 года назад

Amazing!

@JJJBunney001 3 года назад

That ad was amazing

@LeSpeedyHatGal 3 года назад

Isn't this just a documentary on the middle ages?

@Matt-ls1ng 3 года назад

he returns the grand lord is back

@timkoe7023 3 года назад

This was epic more !

@simplymarshal1167 3 года назад

ck3 is just ck2 but with a makeover

@semperliberi Год назад

Brilliant

@Elyseon 2 года назад

"Well Your Grace, Sir, in principle it's the same thing."

@thedamnyankee1 3 года назад

How does this only have 20K views?!

@TheThe-fg3oi 3 года назад

For gods sake make a ruddy nother war thunder video

@Immerteal 3 года назад

This is high quality.

@Aikurisu 3 года назад

... I didn't even know this game was coming out till I read the title. x_x Thanks, chaps!

@marcusmurray3273 3 года назад

Ah yes spectacular, can't wait for Crusader Kings

@SquireComedy 3 года назад

Neither can we!

@CannabisDreams 3 года назад

I love that they expanded into crusader kings 3

@TheLegendsOfTamriel 3 года назад

Nails to robber with the wallet ‘Roight there ya go!’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@math3000 3 года назад

2:28 "Huuuugggeee... ambition" That joke was surely underappreciated

@terik3312 3 года назад

Bally wounderful!

@ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 3 года назад

So he is not only a genius, but also extrodinarily humble

@arkad6329 3 года назад

9:47 " Big bulky Wal-eh-t yeh" OMG I'm dying!

@TheLeonhamm 3 года назад

If it isn't enough to go Spitie-buzzing Bis on one of his few days off .. you and the lads do rather go putting yourselves about a bit .. Great stuff .. Whither cometh the energy to go gathering up Cnuntuts and Wilifelts and Allthreds - or however they spell their names (I have dyspepsia, so I don't have to do spellings) - is a bit of a Marvel, supercheerio type, thing. Toodle-pip. Kettle's on, bikkies ready, and, btw, all are strapped-on, up, in for the next daring escapode. Ah! the joy of it all.