Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Making Money By Divorcing!!

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Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it is set to release in the next few weeks. The Developers have given me early access to the game to record this gameplay footage and show off my favourite features in the game! We will be following the life of the duchess of Tuscany who will be making money by divorcing her husband over and over again as well as turning the wedding celebrations into prestige that can be used to fight wars or just become the most famous person on the planet! So sit back and enjoy this divorce simulator which has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and I am excited to be able to show off this next in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is making money by divorcing overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Crusader Kings III is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Becoming Famous Challenge is broken!! How can you even Become Famous and prestigious in CK3 without doing any big achievement! What strange Strategy game exploit is this! Also featuring an Unlimited gold thanks to a gold exploit!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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@calivialauri7669 3 года назад

"I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual" Ahh, common mistake

@astrosoup 3 года назад

happens to the best of us

@Gibby34340 3 года назад

The fact that he said it so casually is what made it so hilarious 🤣

@Gibby34340 3 года назад

@@maxmach4361 Totally never happened to me, cannot relate.

@rayven4185 3 года назад

Spiff just don't care XF

@lemeres2478 3 года назад

The number of times I've had that happen to me. Although, as a man, I usually have the opposite problem.

@paradoxinteractive 3 года назад

Step 1: Exploit Spiffing Brit to make a video and build positive relationships with fans Step 2: Profit

@grey3247 3 года назад

Also probably cheaper than hiring a bug tester

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 года назад

Clever move, Paradox! Also, why does Brian Mitsoda stopped working on Bloodlines 2?

@JRock3091 3 года назад

Perfectly Balanced

@pawtter_ink 3 года назад

the real exploiter here huh?!

@oldencreek6587 3 года назад

Step 3: Make every miscellaneous feature you can think of and put it onto a separate DLC and sell it for 4.99 USD a piece.

@zesty5890 3 года назад

Imagine you're a servant walking by the chambers, and all you overhear is "I'm not having a husband who can't boost my admin stats"

@davidthor4405 3 года назад

That servant would become an anomaly in the matrix, an enlightened, and too dangerous to be left alive

@Bata600 3 года назад

The child of your master is called MEGA CHILD. It's what rivh people say, they might be crazy but that's how rich people act.

@jonathanbaker4361 2 года назад

Sounds modern.

@DarkMirria1 2 года назад

lol

@user-ul5ss2ru5w 2 года назад

@@davidthor4405 2221 22220222220222 w

@gofurmia6997 3 года назад

I like how duchess Matilda died shortly after her nemisis Duke Ernsest died. Their rivalry and battles were going on since their 20s. Rest in peace now.

@thestranger4894 3 года назад

Funnier too how in those 30 years, Matilda grew more and more loved while Ernst falls through a downward spiral

@connormartin1618 3 года назад

Where in the video is Ernst's death? I can't find it

@dayalasingh5853 3 года назад

@@connormartin1618 idk

@fluffyturkey1608 3 года назад

@@connormartin1618 39:57

@connormartin1618 3 года назад

@@fluffyturkey1608 that's Duke Hermann, not Duke Ernst

@pottermckinney1105 3 года назад

"Babe! It's 3 o'clock, it's time to get divorced!" "Yes honey"

@Weeping_Willoe 3 года назад

I imagine every divorce involved an increasingly low effort complaint to pope about Waltard, and presumably booting him out the door for an adventure to miraculously regain all the money he just lost to his on-and-off wife. Honestly, "nobleman that periodically gets forced out of his estate by his scheming wannabe-empress wife to adventure in search of treasure to fund her ambitions" sounds like a pretty good DnD character. Oh, and it looks like Waltard fails the spot check for bed spiders.

@harmannus2012 3 года назад

"I reconsidered, lets get married again!" "Yes honey" XD

@Fyrefrye 3 года назад

@@Weeping_Willoe With how often they got divorced and remarried, on top of how much money and prestige they earned overall... I kinda imagine Waltard is in on the whole scheme and they have a lot of great laughs about it after every wedding. Edit: and I just got to the point where he was divorced for the last time... and a spider happened XD. So much for my idea

@Stettafire 3 года назад

@@Fyrefrye your edit just makes it funnier 🤣

@adamradford8053 3 года назад

Paradox: "How do we release a game that the Spiffing Brit cant break?" Paradox: "let the Spiffing Brit break it before release"

@kyleeversfield8276 3 года назад

Basically, Spiff is a glorified playtester at this point with permission to broadcast his results.

@wanderinwolf3804 3 года назад

Spiff upon release: "They haven't fixed a thing!"

@aperson7838 3 года назад

Mew

@mathgasm8484 3 года назад

Paradox is smart brit will find all the major bugs and exploits then they will fix it.

@covereye5731 3 года назад

They are living up to there name.

@therupoe 3 года назад

Duke Ernst is like that RPG character that keeps reappearing throughout the game, gets beat and then promises to return for revenge later.

@davidthor4405 3 года назад

Genichiro Ashina, anyone?

@greenapple9477 3 года назад

Basically a rival from Pokemon?

@prieterico 2 года назад

And that mf outlived Matilda

@ogluqqychess4452 Год назад

@@greenapple9477 was about to suggest this

@STOCKHOLM07 Год назад

I was thinking Baron Raymundo from Pirates!

@Mr-Moron 2 года назад

You know you’re good at finding problems in games when devs legit *pay* you to find bugs, glitches, and exploits in their games and make fun of it on RU-vid. I genuinely respect Spiff for this.

@gogokowai 2 года назад

Who needs a QA team when you can just pay a RU-vidr?

@ellisd3165 2 года назад

@@gogokowai whatever they pay him, he deserves more

@j-lon3564 2 года назад

Michał Sopa yeah but he is also part of the marketing campaign as he gives them a hell of a lot of visibility lol

@irish2772 2 года назад

Or when the devs implement the exploit into the game as a permanent "feature." Cough cough, Bannerlord.

@rybones6671 2 года назад

@@michasopa4305, word... why pay a team (for a menial and thankless task) when you can basically have it done for nothing and get free advertising out of it? I mean, when your goal is to make as much profit for as little cost as possible, while minimising effort, and even paying a pittance to Bangalore is too much, then this is the only way

@ahmedmuawia2447 3 года назад

"you get a weak hook on your Childern" So that's basically the "I carried you for 9 months" card in an argument

@o76923 3 года назад

Think about how much dirt parents will pick up on you over the course of your childhood. They can blackmail you for wetting the bed, falling off horses when learning to ride, being afraid of thunderstorms, that spanking fetish you accidentally gave them, the possibilities are endless!

@brunoh8510 3 года назад

Good one

@deadlymole 3 года назад

@ahmadkamil3713 3 года назад

@@o76923 Lol! the spanking fetish part.

@Alkis05 3 года назад

@@o76923 My mom literally blackmailed me, threatening to tell "family stories" if I didn't help her with some stuff or another. She is completely diabolical. Of course, I was forced to comply, since I was a teenager at the time and couldn't bare the thought of having my street credit ruined by her. But now that she is old and feeble and I am more mature, I pay her back with emotional blackmail and guilt trip her into doing what I want. A completely functional family! XD PS: for anyone with no sense of humor, no child or mother was emotionally scared in the making of this family joke.

@rustyshackleford1508 3 года назад

"Honey, it's time for our 4 PM divorce proceedings!" "Yes, dear..."

@zaikolebolsh5724 3 года назад

Simping is as old as humanity

@marcelinecorbin1257 3 года назад

-Henry VIII to most of his wives

@justablip2329 3 года назад

I can hear his voice from here XD That's hilarious, he must question his life so much.

@Albukhshi 3 года назад

@@marcelinecorbin1257 Only it's the other way around, and it's the same guy XD

@StevenSendak 3 года назад

@@marcelinecorbin1257 With fewer dead spouses.

@KuueenKumi 2 года назад

I love how as his failed assassinations on Matilda piled up, Ernst's disfigurement got worse and worse. I laughed so hard when he suddenly appeared with an eyepatch. Like, don't do your own dirty work, man!

@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 3 года назад

You had me at "... unlike his father. Who needs to be divorced, again."

@that.transgender.cosplayer 10 месяцев назад

that part had me dying 😂

@raymondmcmale5532 3 года назад

"He is my son so he won't do anything against me." Russian Tsars: *Sweating nervously*

@makaramuss 3 года назад

AGANIST MOTHERS! AGANIST MOTHERS! (seriusly when you are father your sons tend to plot you but everyone loves their mother even more so they will be very loyal to you unless you fuck them up)

@dancesinblood 3 года назад

Henry II: hold my beer Come to think of it, being the second of any name had a bad run for English kings. William II died in a "hunting accident" with his brother. Henry II got betrayed by his sons and wife. Edward the second got overthrown by his wife (and her lover aka his enemy/former prisoner), Richard II got overthrown by his cousin. I suppose the moral of the story is that if you're a member of the House of Plantagenet, pick a unique name

@faustustarquinius5692 3 года назад

@@dancesinblood Like, say...John?

@redorkpod486 3 года назад

@@faustustarquinius5692, Dave would be better

@drageveilertsen2509 3 года назад

@@faustustarquinius5692 A specific name EXCEPT John

@NonsenseFabricator 3 года назад

Me: "Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?" Me 10 minutes later: "Man, I have gotta get this game!"

@VidelxSpopovich 3 года назад

Right? I love it. You could write stories just based on the various interactions alone.

@eps200 3 года назад

@@VidelxSpopovich many people have from CK2 and from the game of thrones mod.

@jackiecozzie4803 3 года назад

@@eps200 yep, and this is improving on ck2, especially from a roleplaying standpoint. This is gonna be awesome

@pietertalens1256 3 года назад

Yeah, I didn't know I was this interested in this game before this video.

@a-blivvy-yus 3 года назад

"Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?" - it's called "QA" and it's the one job that's been outsourced the most by game devs ever since the use of your own modding community to do the job was popularised by the Elder Scrolls series.

@ZimaSKratkuMajicu 3 года назад

"Honey, what time is it?" "It's divorce o'clock."

@Robert399 3 года назад

Aww Matilda and Waltard keep re-celebrating their marriage to show how much they love each other (and Waltard's parents' money)

@hokton8555 Год назад

they got like a million children too

@Theotherothermailman 3 года назад

Spiff: “I will call him Mega Chad.” His son: *Becomes Mega Chad*

@colt1903 3 года назад

Speak it into existence.

@Ramboforever 3 года назад

Like we Russians say: "The name of the ship determine its destiny!"

@eranovablack 3 года назад

I cannot wait for the time when Mega Chad evolves into Godly Chad as he dominates the entire world.

@jeffreyhoon 3 года назад

@@eranovablack And as we all know there's going to be an immortality chain quest like in 2. We just have to find it then he'll be the immortal mega chad

@dome2919 3 года назад

Really hoping to see mega Chad's story

@AnnRiba 3 года назад

I just love how Duke Ernst looks more evil every time we see him

@stefancodrin 3 года назад

He got married to a chaste person. Can only find love with an elderly lady. Gets snitched by some popular bitch. Out for regenge, fails, gets excomunicated. Whole catholic world hates him. That bitch sends an assasin that kills his new lover. Gets wounded, loses an eye, forced to seduce ladies in the HRE to survive. Dude mad for a reason.

@theohercules1943 3 года назад

a most complicated character arc!

@miguellorenzomalabed3754 3 года назад

@@stefancodrin Wasn't the guy who lost his lover the brilliant strategist in the last war who died from gout?

@jamiejames4617 3 года назад

Ikr

@Nick-rs5if 3 года назад

@@stefancodrin "a" reason is plural, right...?

@thebigbluebird3501 3 года назад

Love how mega Chad really grew into his name

@Cheepchipsable 2 года назад

...and his crown. Probably his misshapen head is now stuck in there.

@Hangman-yq5uh 2 года назад

@@Cheepchipsable His brain grew freely into it's shape, learning, adapting, for war.

@The44thHour 3 года назад

"Something strong, something you can build on. Sandy." That fucking broke me, I love it so much.

@sethtallman7281 3 года назад

Bro, we need to see mega chad expand on what his mother set him up with. I imagine the growth will be exponential.

@muffingod1734 3 года назад

Thirdeded!

@andrezweerus5451 3 года назад

Fourthed!!

@DaijiSann__ 3 года назад

FIFTHED!!!!!

@roxybabies8561 3 года назад

SIXTHED

@scumdawgzee6050 3 года назад

Seventh

@dinkerdann7916 3 года назад

“What a cool child he’s so amazing unlike his father who needs to be divorced again” this honestly had me spitting out my tea thank you.

@puffinmaster8 3 года назад

This has to be the only time I won't judge someone for wasting precious tea. Don't let it happen again!

@GertMega 3 года назад

"he is my son and he wont ever do anything against me" I feel like he does not know what game he is playing.

@MARCOPETER82 2 года назад

I had 3 Sons. One, the youngest, was killed when i was Raided from my Enemy. My second Son was Murdered, as it turned out later, from my oldest Son! My primary Heir!

@jasonreed7522 Год назад

@@MARCOPETER82 thats just common sense, confederate partition is brutal on realm stability, of course you kill your brothers to ensure realm stability. (Although i find it easier to conquest and hand out lands in advance so the secondary heirs already have their inheritance in advance and won't take your core lands)

@Shoe 3 года назад

"My name is Meg." What's it short for? "MEGA CHAD!"

@DodgyDaveGTX Год назад

Megachad gets fanny by the bucketload

@uhhhscizo6531 3 года назад

“Name after my father” means YOUR father, not the child’s father

@toasty4000000 3 года назад

What's the difference? * sweet home alabama intensifies *

@Sluppie 3 года назад

Yeah I caught that too.

@YamaDrahma 3 года назад

It has been revealed that Spiff is from Norfolk.

@crownpenguin9180 3 года назад

Alabama

@rosolaccio231 3 года назад

bonifacio is matilda's father

@moscowjade 3 года назад

"I love you, dad." "I love you too, Mega Chad."

@xxxacu 3 года назад

😍😍😍

@danielgreen6302 3 года назад

Oooh...that's just too much.

@marcusoshea6081 3 года назад

"Now pay me 79 gold for being related to me."

@mysteriousj3019 3 года назад

I love you as well, Bonafacio

@Axonteer 3 года назад

MAXIMUM CHAD

@MultiSciGeek 2 года назад

Man this game is really well thought out. I love this concept of the whole family drama. Also love the animated characters and map movements etc. adds so much life to the game, as opposed to just random numbers and colored blobs on a map.

@imran8880 Год назад

I just saw this video and now downloading it. It really looks cool and chill grand strategy game

@ladonna1007 Год назад

Definitely great to be able to blackmail William the Conqueror!

@DodgyDaveGTX Год назад

I daresay the plot is even better than Coronation Street!

@hyenaholicproductions9033 3 года назад

"Oh what a cool child, he looks so amazing, unlike his father, who needs to be divorced again!"

@Maren617 3 года назад

The most hilarious moment was when he lacked the money to usurp the Papacy from the Pope, so he turned to the Pope, asking him for a loan...

@Whydoyoureadme 3 года назад

That was my "bruh..." moment

@tenchimuyo69 3 года назад

The Shimazu did this to the Tokugawa in a complicated way irl. 1. Shimazu bodyguards kill British citizens 2. Britain declares war on Shimazu's Satsuma Domain 3. Satsuma capitulates and pays reparations to Britain but also gets a lot of sweet arms deals 4. Borrows money from the Tokugawa Shogunate to pay for all of this 5. Later uses arms to overthrow the shogunate... loan is never paid back

@d.n5287 3 года назад

'I use the pope to usurp the pope'

@BbNaB 3 года назад

@@tenchimuyo69 Reminds me of an old To Do list I wrote: 1. Go to bank, acquire loan 2. Use loan to purchase gun and mask 3. Rob bank 4. Pay off loan

@trashfire9641 3 года назад

Naw, when he went to name his son "after the father" and was confused when it didn't come up as Waltard. 🤣🤣🤣

@KrazzyKlown 3 года назад

“Is there something wrong with his wife? . . . Oh, she’s chaste.” xD

@jmgollde843 3 года назад

We can't blame the guy

@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 3 года назад

I like them chaste. That means no chance of them cheating.

@Fireballun 3 года назад

@@ModrunOfficial 14:00 my friend

@not_him_again94 3 года назад

I was going to post the same thing. I have many experiences like this in CKII, but hearing Spiff's elaborations, I doubled over

@Fankas2000 3 года назад

To be fair, a woman who has divorced her husband over 10 times would be quite a legend. Even today's culture you can't find someone who has married more than 3-4 times.

@amykay2781 3 года назад

Liz Taylor?

@ethanstump 3 года назад

za za gabor made it to 9. then again she is a legend.

@annacollins8999 3 года назад

My grandfather married and divorced 7 times, to the point that my mom had to lie and convince him there was a divorce limit of 7 and after marrying 7 times you would be stuck.

@ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 года назад

@@annacollins8999 that's amazing

@tybronx2446 2 года назад

Is that a challenge?

@DickEnchilada 2 года назад

Amazing that it took the game only 50 years to realize that a multi divorcee from the same husband was possessed

@ShadeMeister93 3 года назад

Paradox Games CEO: "How do we effectively find exploits" Paradox Games meeting member: "Lets pay The Spiffing Brit to play it early" Paradox games CEO: "THATS A GREAT IDEA"

@Wolfhound_81 3 года назад

He didn't really find too many exploits.. at least to me that looked like a pretty normal game. He played it for a really long time and wasn't even able to get the reign over Italy :P

@AncientSlugThrower 3 года назад

It's brilliant really, focused advertising disguised as content.

@htf5555 3 года назад

Truly brilliant. now we just have to wait for Paradox Games CEO to sell this dlc

@Eyclonus 3 года назад

@@Wolfhound_81 Yeah, other than being able to chain divorce it looks more like a semi-optimal CK run. Though I will say we don't know exactly how difficult warfare is compared to CK2.

@MadnessIncVP 3 года назад

"To be fair, you're risking being killed off by your ex-spouse, with every divorce..." Spiff: Kills off the ex-spouse. "Okay."

@GeminibBorn 3 года назад

Lol

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 3 года назад

They can’t assassinate you if you assassinate them first.

@admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347 2 года назад

This is not an exploit, this is just intelligent gameplay.

@marcodoe4690 2 года назад

I thought so as well, this is just regular CK gameplay. It's not even the most efficient way of doing things. I play with 2 friends in multiplayer and one of them got roundabout 45 intrigue and just printed money with abduction schemes.

@jasonreed7522 Год назад

@@marcodoe4690 the demand money for hooks + spymaster finding secrets in empire level courts + inviting a good spymaster by marrying off a child and sorting the list by intreage skill. Honestly just using marriage to invite good people to your court is awesome.

@wadespencer3623 5 месяцев назад

I don't think divorcing and remarrying the same person over and over is fully intended, but it definitely isn't as busted as most stuff he does.

@OneofInfinity. 3 года назад

"Who is the father?" while playing the mother cracked me up 🤣🤣

@hokton8555 Год назад

also there is an option for waltard & "your father" so quiz: whos father is meant

@l.c.m.7191 5 месяцев назад

@@hokton8555"your father" means Matilda's father - in real life, Matilda's parents names were Bonifacio and Beatrice.

@malanok 3 года назад

This was an amazing video. Just imaging "have you heard she's marrying again?" "who to?" "... Really? You're asking who she's marrying?"

@cliffhanger4945 3 года назад

-Holy Father, please allow me to divorce Waltard... -Again...? What was it this time...? -He stepped on the feet of my favourite dog. -Blanco, eh? Reasonable, I'll allow that. -Thank you Holly Father! -So... when will you marry him again...?

@fraticelli4838 3 года назад

@@cliffhanger4945 So, your Holiness, same time next month?

@lemeres2478 3 года назад

"I thought they might spice it up for a bit"

@vivekvishwakarma407 3 года назад

Before releasing a game: Developers: Let's bug test the game with some of our other employees That one guy:That will be a waste of time just send a copy to the spiffing brit

@Kronosfobi 3 года назад

Benefits of being lazy and smart at the same time.

@sofieschuurman3746 3 года назад

Also it helps sell it

@cptmiller132 3 года назад

apparently they are paying a good dozen or so people to play it prerelease so someone over in paradox has had a good think on how they can get the game out there

@whoknows7968 3 года назад

@@Kronosfobi Work smarter, not harder.

@likeorasgod 3 года назад

@@cptmiller132 Where ya'll getting he's getting paid by them? He's a youtube contributer, they give out early game copies all the time to folks on youtube and twitch to promote games without paying.

@drygon9200 2 года назад

I like to think that Duke Ernsest died and then possesed Matilda as a last murder scheme.

@klaxoncow 3 года назад

"You can't call a child Beatrice" - Spiff, 2020 The Royal Family wishes to speak with you.

@-Big_Big 3 года назад

Duchess: Ah.. my husband, it was such a wonderful wedding night. Duke: Ah my dear... i must agree. Duchess: I am divorcing you. Duke: uh.. wat?. -- Duchess: OH please let us remarry, i was mistaken Duke: OH i knew it! my love! Duchess: Come let us enjoy this day after our wedding and walk the garden. Duke: Ah look at these flowers.. they remind me of your eyes. Duchess: I am divorcing you. Duke: come again? -- -- -- Duchess: I think this is the one... Former Duke x5: ... you have got to be kidding. Duchess: Nono.. This time! Former Duke x5: ... Our child is very disturbed by your actions... Mega Chad: MOMMY WHY WE HAVE THE ANGRY PARTY SO OFTEN? Duchess: Yes! we should have a wedding party! Duke: ... dammit... -- Duchess: I have returned from my pilgrimage! I saw the place where jesus him self strode and talked to the masses! Duke: Amazing! I have missed you dear! your lovely poetry you sent all the many months to me have kept me sane! Duchess: ... Dear... Read the first letter of each Poem... Duke: Oh.. another one of your cute riddles! i love you so!... D I V O R C E Duchess: Yes! Duke FFS!!!! Mega CHad: ANGRY PARTY SOON!!!!

@thyago1992 3 года назад

Best. Comment. Ever.

@MichielGlas 3 года назад

Pissed myself laughing. Well done Sir, have a cookie.

@Xcyiterr 3 года назад

legitimately top tier comment my sides don't even exist anymore

@funkyweapon1981 3 года назад

Then the spiders kiled the Duke!

@jackdawson3688 3 года назад

“Pimping Pope journey” is my new way of referring to any and all pilgrimages

@ognimaeb 3 года назад

"We can't call a child Beatrice!" That goes on today's list of things I wish my parents had said... :D

@flappy7373 3 года назад

just be thankful you weren't a boy. you'd have been megachad.

@TheFattestBlunt. 3 года назад

Are you saying you *don't* want to be mega Chad?

@ognimaeb 3 года назад

@@TheFattestBlunt. I'd rather be MegaChad than Beatrice, to be completely honest! I suspect people would take me far more seriously.

@bradleymoore2797 3 года назад

Is Beatrice a bad English name? It just seems like some fancy name to me.

@beabeee 3 года назад

@@bradleymoore2797 No, it isn’t a bad name. It’s a fancy name.

@cshairydude 3 года назад

That "murder foiled by lover" event is great. I've actually been on the other side of it where I was the one to foil a murder attempt.

@salildeshpande7 3 года назад

condolences

@Priyo866 3 года назад

That lady sacrificing herself to protect her lover from an assassin, because he interrupted their snu-snu session, is tragic and hilarious.

@Coid 3 года назад

Pretty sure she was also his wife, too.

@kyokyodisaster4842 3 года назад

@@Coid I don't know weather to laugh or cry...

@Njuregen 3 года назад

And then he dies from Gaut...

@aegonii8471 3 года назад

Njuregen So she saved his life and also likely killed him 💀😂

@tednugent1351 3 года назад

"Santa is an intricate webweaver! I suppose you'd have to be to know who's naughty and who's nice." lol

@GeminibBorn 3 года назад

Classic

@paulmdevenney 3 года назад

*Dev*: "Yeah boss, our game is ready to ship" *Boss*: "ok then, we're sending it to Spiff for a final test" *Dev*: "....um, give me another few weeks?"

@matthewbergeron3641 2 года назад

Company: *pays money to have a gamer play their game* Said gamer: "Look how bad I can break this game, also buy Yorkshire tea gold" Company: -.-

@jasonreed7522 Год назад

The company is into it. (Besides his exposés of bugs and exploits is probably good for them to find and address the issues. And i imagine he quietly reports the genuinely game breaking bugs that shouldn't be made public knowledge)

@RimmyDownunder 3 года назад

don't pay attention to when this comment was posted

@SarthakSingh1704 3 года назад

Bruh wtf

@ctmcreature 3 года назад

the hell

@BatuhanMudun 3 года назад

just how

@Runatyr 3 года назад

how

@emielhopman7312 3 года назад

Teach us these dark arts

@Hippo_Hegemony 3 года назад

Spiff breaking games that haven’t even released, soon he’ll start breaking reality.

@superstan1108 3 года назад

Reality is PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS! - Making money out of thin air!

@mr.k418 3 года назад

Schwift_Nation you should see his Victoria 3 video.

@namanign6312 3 года назад

Me: Spiff going to break 2020 Spiff: I'm going to break reality

@marlainathiel1418 3 года назад

No th@Ts imp0$$!ble h3 would never oh no its h@pp3ning. Halp!!!

@laurenphilipp4337 3 года назад

I deeply thank this comment, I laugh-snorted snot into my drink

@hayokamikaze5896 2 года назад

Hiring a person to both bug test and advertise the game is Perfectly Balanced.

@Frostmask 3 года назад

there was an actual shocking lack of serious exploits this episode, spiff seemed to get too invested in his fantasy family!

@joelshaffer9320 3 года назад

I feel like divorcing someone should apply a much steeper relationship penalty to a marriage request. And probably require a bigger piety hit if it's done without cause.

@ehk5948 3 года назад

Probably a prestige hit too if the marriage has been fruitful.

@theshadowling1 3 года назад

Or just put a code line preventing couples who've been divorced from remarrying to each other. Cause, you know. They divorced

@weeb3244 3 года назад

that's why paradox payed spiff

@JakeW117 3 года назад

Don't worry, it'll be in a future paid DLC

@Meshakhad 3 года назад

You're assuming that Waltard isn't in on the whole thing.

@wargriffin5 3 года назад

"Using RU-vidrs to find all the bugs in our game for us is a perfectly valid business plan with no exploits." - Paradox Interactive

@Kikori_Fanri 3 года назад

Sadly, their actual comment wasn't nearly as clever as that XD

@patrickbohn5235 3 года назад

@Christian Bai play-testing and marketing all in one

@hayden6583 3 года назад

Ah, I love it when people follow in the footsteps of the widest king ever to grace this earth: King henry the 8th

@frankcastle4715 Год назад

Thought you were talking about the Vladimir putin meme for a second

@dimitripetrograd9808 3 года назад

"I am not having a husband who can't boost my admin stats" - Spiffing Brit 2020

@zacharyparadis 3 года назад

Hooks on your kids? "Remember that time..." "Shut up mom."

@NefariousKoel 3 года назад

Hooks in kids? So.. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Simulator?

@BloodfelX 3 года назад

"Shut up mom." "Only if you pay me 100 Gold first." A perfectly functional family.

@Baleur 3 года назад

18:30 when you're so rich you measure wealth in "Divorces per year"

@rashiok8199 2 года назад

I just want to say watching this video as an Italian is absolutely pure gold. I had so much hope for Pene of Canossa. 😉

@NinaNana20996 2 года назад

Pene pasta 😂

@justarandompearsonlol8298 3 месяца назад

i literally died and came to the comment section to see if anyone was talking about that💀

@zogar8526 2 года назад

So, she became possesed at 50 something? And it describes it as changes in mood and stuff? So, menopause basically? That does sound about how'd they describe it back then.

@jasonreed7522 Год назад

Except male characters can also become possessed so its probably a misdiagnosed disease. (Syphilis, which wasn't in europe at this time, famously drives you insane then kills you)

@m4c0br 6 месяцев назад

If game devs actually did that on purpose, that was astonishing historical precision.

@pomps8085 3 года назад

"I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual" made me spit out my Yorkshire tea 😂

@Stettafire 3 года назад

I was drinking the heathen drink

@IndigoGollum 3 года назад

@@Stettafire Ew, don't even reference heretic bean water here.

@justintheamazing3542 3 года назад

I love watching Spiff play crusader kings!!!, hope there's a new 100 stat man for CK3.

@DerickMasai 3 года назад

Reanu Keeves ftw

@jabhdehutt1 3 года назад

Yes i agree completely!! Would be lovely to enjoy with my lovely pot of yorkshire tea gold

@SapeTuna8 3 года назад

best series!!!

@KatoEasternDragon 3 года назад

And 100 stat horse xD

@rickymcgowen6776 3 года назад

@@KatoEasternDragon You mean Sir Glitterhoof.

@Luuuna 3 года назад

"There are two parts to any marriage - the celebration and the divorce" Spiff, aren’t you engaged?

@nicorozner7417 3 года назад

When the most OP weapon in the game is divorce: (Starts writing prenup)

@samb123 3 года назад

I finally understand why Henry the Eighth was so big on this divorce thing

@freshdachs6200 3 года назад

developers sitting in their meeting: -"should we a)hire playtesters who test out the balance for weeks or b)give Spiff early access to our game and see what he finds" -"why are we even discussing this? option b) is way more effective AND cheap!"

@Garnzlok 3 года назад

AND it gives PR

@brendanhulse7439 3 года назад

AND it's hilarious

@Emerald__Ace 3 года назад

Also everyone involved profits.

@myautobiographyafanfic1413 3 года назад

Tbh QA is very methodical. So it's more likely they're just capitalizing on early access while it's buggy than using him to find bugs. Usually bug fixing isn't about finding bugs but prioritizing what bugs you have time ti fix.

@Tellea 3 года назад

Imagine being the children after Mega Chad, your bro rocking a super crown and you're in peasant rags

@jacobedwards6796 3 года назад

This makes me really want the game cause the more I watched the more I realized this is a completely legitimate way to play the game. This truly is a medieval sandbox

@krankarvolund7771 3 года назад

"Logically we're playing Harold Godwinson, king of England" *Look at the starting date*: 1066 I'm not sure that's a great idea.....

@dangerdan2592 3 года назад

Poor Harold had a bad few weeks there, didn't he?

@Weeping_Willoe 3 года назад

@@dangerdan2592 even the rebound didn't turn out well. From king of England to some dude getting yelled at in Germany for bedding another man's wife in a few short weeks.

@BlackSheep1922 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure the real Harold got an arrow through the eye, or something like that, during the battle of Hastings, so I guess this Harold should count himself lucky 😂

@Enmerkar_of_Uruk 3 года назад

@@BlackSheep1922 Instead, he gets in trouble because he can't control his one-eyed trouser snake.

@nathangamble125 3 года назад

@@BlackSheep1922 Most likely Harold was the man to the right of the label with his name on the bayeux tapestry (who was being stabbed with a sword by a knight on horseback) rather than the one to the left (who had an arrow in his eye), but it's historically ambiguous.

@obamagaming7909 3 года назад

Machiavelli's The Prince is actually just an exploit book for being a leader

@mirurururuvein 3 года назад

The Italian court is a perfectly balanced court with no exploits whatsoever.

@wafflescripter9051 3 года назад

So THAT'S why I had to read it

@jonathanbaker4361 2 года назад

I think the Dutchess DOES love Duke Waltard.... that's why she keeps remarrying him... he's in on their scheme.

@Rhinemann 2 года назад

This is honestly my headcanon.

@jasonreed7522 Год назад

And while all the other rulers suspect the scheme they can't break social order and keep sending gifts of prestige and money. They much prefer it to the asatru method of raid and sacrifice all captives worth less than 50gold for prestige, piety, and stress relief for sadistic characters. (Sadistic is broken for the asatru and their ritual human sacrifice)

@hokton8555 Год назад

the number of children proof this

@normiesammie 2 года назад

Mega Chad really grew to become a Mega Chad... So iconic...

@jaeusa160 3 года назад

@30:00 "You can get close to having infinite stats" [Reanu Keeves will remember this]

@jacobs7364 3 года назад

Paradox outsourced bug testing while getting advertisement, and Spiff gets paid for a video. It's a win win for everyone.

@Adamdidit 3 года назад

Plus Paradox knows damn well that we love doing the stupid shit too.

@Stettafire 3 года назад

They'll have QAd it before they sent it to spiff. This is marketing, not testing

@metaldaddo892 2 года назад

The fun fact about this video is that at 34:00 he's saying kingdom of Rome but there it's written Romagna, which is a region above Urbino and eastern way from Siena😂

@Danamight87 2 года назад

This video was such an absolute gem.

@olimonster3119 3 года назад

When you become so famous breaking games you start getting payed by the developers to...break their game

@frordsfidoruh 3 года назад

From watching their dev clashes they love that kind of thing cause it means they can try and fix them. Quite a few exploits they have fixed came from a dev getting cheeky and busting it out in the game

@dandaropa 3 года назад

Oli Monster i reckon the whole idea behind paying Spiff to break it is so that they can then watch the video he makes and patch the exploit. They improve the game and also watch a fun video so it’s a double win situation really. It’s pretty smart

@unc54 3 года назад

We know from the Emperor DLC that Paradox hates testing their games.

@morbiusv5857 3 года назад

@@dandaropa Viewers and CK3 future players:I see this as an absolute win.

@zacharyparadis 3 года назад

And they live stream it! Entertainment to me!

@Mariner35 3 года назад

This man is basically the ideal beta tester. He revels in finding the broken aspects of a game.

@joshuapatrick682 2 года назад

He’s 35 in the year 1070…he might as well be 70. He’s literally got 5-10 years left to love max.

@hmad898 2 года назад

my people tend to live to their 50s-70s. nobles didnt live in the mud without any hope of medical attention if they ever got sick or hurt, so they usually lived longer than the average person of the times.

@russellrowland1913 2 года назад

I hope the Devs all got together and watched this video.

@yesitwasmejojo3324 3 года назад

Crusader King's is what got me hooked to the Spiffing Brit, that and the dank memes

@backwardsdovah9373 3 года назад

Same

@Callofmuts 3 года назад

Not his tea?

@Brayslayer 3 года назад

I AM THE REAL DIO

@Ipherix 3 года назад

I came for skyrim and stayed for games I've never heard of 😂

@DragonSlayer-706 3 года назад

same that’s how i first learned of the channel

@YamaDrahma 3 года назад

"What's the most generic name?" "Dave" Oof. That's gonna cause some feedback.

@dreadpenguinlord340 3 года назад

Very sneaky, there

@WinterMeadows3141 3 года назад

As a guy who knows about 30 Daves, and no other name comes close to that, yeah. It's the most generic name.

@MeiLongWhang 3 года назад

that shit hurted

@acevaver5425 3 года назад

You want to know what's more generic than Dave? Dave.

@JolanXBL 3 года назад

Grace

@ogluqqychess4452 Год назад

You had me at "harvesting ludicrous bonuses"

@cshairydude 3 года назад

Spiff: I'm going to destroy this game's balance Paradox: Balance? Sorry, I don't understand.

@AnonyDave 3 года назад

Everyone commenting on "mega chad", when I can't help but notice their alternate history. The one where William the bastard still conquers England, but Harold Godwinson somehow survives the Battle of Hastings and goes to become the lover of a vassal in the HRE 🤔

@TitanDarwin 3 года назад

I don't think that's a HRE vassal - Eadgifu is probably Edith the Fair, Harold's wife-in-all-but-name.

@user-gj1np9rp4d 3 года назад

@@TitanDarwin No that's a different name, Ediths Old English name is Ealdgȳð. Eadgify means wealthy gift.

@sparklefizzy 3 года назад

From EnterElysium's video it seems like Harold and Eadgifu start 1066 as lovers, with Eadgifu being an English vassal. So presumably in this game she became an HRE vassal sometime after William took over England, while remaining Harold's lover.

@kraanz 3 года назад

"You can now demand payment for Hooks." And that's how Matilda became a Hooker.

@spelcheak 3 года назад

"You choose hooks, I choose looks."

@Brayslayer 3 года назад

Nothing to do with your comment but this glicth works better witha cousin or a related person so the pope(if cathloic) always agrees

@hackergaming6372 3 года назад

@@Brayslayer then why did you reply to this comment

@Brayslayer 3 года назад

@@hackergaming6372 because i can

@hackergaming6372 3 года назад

@@Brayslayer can’t argue with that

@Tashwampa 2 года назад

This is funny because the real Mathilda of Tuscany was married to Godfrey the Hunchback. It must have been hard to be that man

@robertsides3626 3 года назад

That love letter. You had me at "big hands."

@TheCat_3 3 года назад

Ernst is literally a villain, he even has an eyepatch!

@soupwizard 3 года назад

Did I see that later before the died he didn't have an eyepatch? "I got better!"

@megapro125 3 года назад

and his name means "serious" in german. seriously evil

@PuReAFROz 3 года назад

I love how Duke Ernst keeps coming back looking more and more pissed and beaten up

@thyago1992 3 года назад

Just like a cartoon

@bretteuselaurent1923 3 года назад

Now you know what the E in "Wile E. Coyote" stands for ; )

@melanoc3tusii205 3 года назад

@@bretteuselaurent1923 Beautiful

@skeleprine8831 2 года назад

No wonder game devs pay this guy to play their game he WILL find every exploit and bug.

@redmarion3tt377 2 года назад

rewatching this and the other crusader kings 3 videos in the hopes that Spiff will play and do videos on the expansion when it comes out- I'm sure there are going to be so many game breaking exploits to look forward to +w+

@aznperson8 3 года назад

Can we get an F for Duke Waltard? Not only is his name silly in modern times, this man will go down in history as the KING OF SIMPS, who loved some lady who didn't care for him so much, after he conquers a foreign land to prove he's mighty (after agreeing to remarry her four times, and giving her a hefty divorce payment each time), she has him killed with a freaking spicy spider.

@anthonyromanelli1392 3 года назад

How waltarded of him

@tehpwnr1504 3 года назад

He’s making sive look normal

@simonlee4504 3 года назад

@drunkenhobo8020 3 года назад

He's such a simp he'd pay for the Duchess' OnlyFans but refuse to look at pictures because he respects the lady too much.

@maciekr4641 3 года назад

@@drunkenhobo8020 I hope you made it up and nobody ever said/done it IRL.

@patrickbaker7014 3 года назад

Spiff: Gets paid by developers to play test the game Also Spiff: Gets paid by RU-vid for making the video Also Spiff: Unlimited tea

@thestigsdutchcousin 3 года назад

"It just works, ladies and gentlemen."

@LecherousLizard 3 года назад

RU-vid IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

@CottidaeSEA 3 года назад

@omniscient xt A penny is still a penny.

@kryzethx 3 года назад

"Lord-Mayor Santa" you read that so naturally lmao

@swimmerofage2148 Год назад

One of my favorite moments in CK3 is playing as Matilda, renaming my Duchy "Make A Wish Foundation", making Matilda look like she has cancer, get a severe health disease TWO YEARS into the game, and then having my husband actually die of cancer year 6. CK3 KNOWS

@beckstheimpatient4135 3 года назад

*is thoroughly enjoying the video* Spiff: The city of Bolo-G-na *spits drink in laugher*

@erikpatrone1077 3 года назад

And Va-ti-ci-cano ?

@kotarldo 3 года назад

What about how he said Cremona? I was like "oh c'mon, it's even more difficult to say it like that"

@darvo110 3 года назад

Don't forget Roma-G-na

@bakersmileyface 3 года назад

Did you spit out Tea? But that's illegal. And heretical.

@Propulus 3 года назад

Mun-chen

@memejirosano3350 3 года назад

"He is my son and so he won't ever do anything against me." Looks at Afonso I of Portugal "Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure."

@janandreiyanoyan8825 3 года назад

I need to know the history behind this

@Squibeel 3 года назад

@@janandreiyanoyan8825 Unhappy with Theresa's alliance with Galicia, the Portuguese nobility rallied around Afonso, who revolted and defeated his mother at the Battle of São Mamede in 1128 and became Count of Portugal soon afterwards. In 1139, Afonso renounced the suzerainty of the Kingdom of León and established the independent Kingdom of Portugal.

@janandreiyanoyan8825 3 года назад

@@Squibeel Cool

@Treviisolion 3 года назад

I mean in CKII I learned fairly early on, don't give close relatives titles. Even if they won't do anything (and they will, I mean I had my heir try to revolt and take my title when my character was in the late stages of life and might have also tried to reduce the throne's power, and I'm thinking, just wait till I die then you'll get everything without having to kill me), their children will basically grow up barely knowing you, but knowing that everyone else probably won't care too much if they go to war with me to take the throne. Much better to get a whole bunch of distant relatives and give them the titles so you get the dynasty opinion bonus, but no claims. Will be interesting to see how the AI is different in CKIII.

@silent_stalker3687 3 года назад

Treviisolion A homeless leaper cousin you never knew you had raids the castle, avoids all guards and proceeds to challenge you. Your entire relative tree has contracted Black Plague. You claim him down and you give him a title. Within a month you’re at war against a super power because your buddy has spread his disease to the super power’s king’s wife who is pregnant in a attempt to hijack the fetus’s body while its still in the womb. All your relatives are dying of the plague and you waste no time in executing the leaper. Before you even begin your third battle (of which all of your land is burned and salted) your final relatives die and your character passes while the 3rd battle is yet to be decided. Game over you think; until your leaper relative has succeeded in continuing your blood life in his pillaging of your conquer’s wife and you can continue the game by playing as his child and heir to the throne. Do you let them pass peacefully or do you revolt and control the super power?