Cryptidcore getting me through the apocalypse for 13 minutes 

I saw the Worm Moon and it was BIG and BEAUTIFUL

I love that Teya doesn't even bother to explain what cryptids are. She just like "eh, my audience already knows"

The only way I’m coping with quarantine is aggressively getting aesthetically dressed to go nowhere. My goal is to combine goblincore, cottagecore, and cryptidcore into one mass of mushrooms and forest leaves wearing corduroy overalls

Everyone is thirsting over the freakin moon "My girlfriend turned into the moon" "That's rough buddy"

I think there should be a aesthetic called “ indecisive core” for people who can’t pick an aesthetic

I love how the tumblr deepdives have gone from investigating legitimately disturbing/gross tags to Teya accidentally finding new niches she'd fit into and lowkey fangirling over them

How to befriend the moon: love her, feed her, don't leave her.

Every cryptid is a gay icon and it’s why they make us feel safe

people don't like slugs enough! it's a blob of goo that's alive!!! truly the most optimal life form

iM CRYING MY “PUTTING THE CRY IN CRYPTID” MEME IS IN THERE AAAAAA so you could say,,, I was the one who put the cry in cryptid

I searched "animal crossing lesbian" on RU-vid and found this video. So there's that

You, a Canadian: "fear-el" Me, an American: "fair-ul"

“Im sure we’re all in the same boat...” Poor choice of idiom for quarantiners

No one: STRANGE ÆONS: *F E E R A L*

If aeons doesn’t start calling us her ‘Little Vertebraes’ I’m going to riot

I've found that quarantine as a trans girl is kinda interesting. By the time I get out I'll look different, and more like myself, and it's an exciting thing to think about. Good luck everybody!

On the witch hut note: today I went for a walk in the woods in downtown Toronto (the Don Valley, specifically) and I came across a series of woven branch blockades. They were about a meter tall, suppored by the surrounding trees and branches taken from the forest. In true dumb protagonist fashion, I went deeper into the maze. They got denser and better made until I reached the centre of the construction: a single circle of assembled wooden walls surrounding a small shack. I tried to get closer, but the walls stopped me from doing so. After a moment of my loud crashing through bushes, an elderly woman came out of the central shack. She looked at me. I looked at her. "Hey," I said, filled with dumb teenage glory "this place is really cool." There was a long pause. "Did you build it?" No reply. She turned away from me. An even longer pause. "I'll take that as an invitation to leave," I said, and made my way, crashing through the underbrush until I reached the path again. So if you're looking for a spooky witch shack, I invite you to go check it out. Sure, you might have to fight a actual witch for it, but what's life without a little adventure?

Tumblr is probably the trash bin of the internet where goblins and other creatures feast.

"I have trash lungs". Same, girl. Same. **puffs asthma inhaler**

random story : when I was in the fifth grade my friends and I had a little snail farm in the backyard of the school ( this was a catholic school ) and by “snail farm” I mean we used to dig holes and cover them with leaves, making little houses for our snails. One day some eighth graders were running around and they stepped on our babies, absolutely destroying our village, wrecking havoc on our poor snails. It devastated my friends and I to loose all of our snails but alas we had already dug their graves so we gave them a proper funeral. However it didn’t end here, me being the little vindictive bastard I am I hatched a plan to get back at the older kids. Whenever we had to go to weekly mass ( on like Wednesdays or some bullshit ) I would be busy with track and field but I decided to run as fast as I could and finish my lap, run over to the church and sneak in during mass and sneak in behind those students and scare them, turns out I ended up getting a nose bleed immediately when I entered the church and when I was going to scare a girl my blood dropped on her uniform and she screamed super loudly, so for the next few months there was a rumour going around that I was a demon, taking full advantage of this I did my best to scare the eighth graders whenever I could and on their graduation day we had a weird yearly talent show the eighth graders had to participate in so I entered with my friends and after we were done performing I hid and then I snuck up on the murderers backstage and put snails on their props, there was slime everywhere, loud screams were heard through the speaker and the sounds of thundering footsteps filled the space, I laughed at the masterpiece I had created, the survivors and the children of my fallen snails taking their revenge. also, may have gotten two of them expelled but that’s a whole other story. I also used to “tell the future.” and was called a vampire, a demon and a shapeshifter at some point during my time at that school. people also though I was British, Italian, Spanish or Romanian at different times while I studied there ??? even though it was an elementary school in Toronto and I had gone there since I was 6.

Me in this video: *I WANNA BE THE KING OF THE MOTHS* Me whenever a moth flies near me: *AAaAAaaAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaAaaagggGgGgGghHGgGhg*

Mothcore might just be the missing link between cottage core and dark academia

As someone who has lived in the Okanagan area and been to the lake many times: You were definitely not the only child to drop snacks in the lake for ogopogo. And she loves us all (we hope)

“Catch me graising in a bog” -Æons, Strange

I love when community’s like the vulture culture community, goblin core, worm on a string, rabies, etc. get 1 video on them you will receive gifts. Like teeth, a spine, worms, stickers, etc. if you acknowledge any of them you will be rewarded with tiny treasures.

"I had a brief urban exploring phase..." is that your way of describing going to the garfield pizza place?

I was subscribed to you for a while. Then, I went through an, “ew no that’s so cringe” phase. I have now returned. You have short hair. We are all dying at a slightly more rapid rate than before. I now see tumblr from a meta-ironic perspective. I do not think I will be leaving again.

Me: is deciding between punk and cottagecore aesthetic Me: sees this video Me: *screams*

STRANGE ÆONS WALKS INTO MY HOUSE AND LOOKS AT MY BELONGINGS APPARENTLY

Video: *was uploaded a minute ago* 50 people before me: *I am speed*

your pronunciation of “feral” as “fear-al” is making me go feral.

Eating only lentil soup is the mood of this quarantine

Teya's title: CRYPTIDCORE Me: Oh Teya, you're already a cryptid

in quarantine i’ve been learning french, baking cookies from scratch, practicing piano, working on my novel, and questioning my sexuality

while a vibe, that befriending the moon post had the same cadence as those creepypastas about playing hide and seek with dolls by yourself.

"Drinks blood of consenting adult" me: *has aggressive flashbacks to the "Bite Me, Vladdy" comic*

THIS is where the kids who tried so hard to make a house out of a mushroom in minecraft are now. Honestly? Seems like they're living a better life than all of us

I had an algebra teacher in high school that had a bigfoot figure that had a stamp on 1 of its feet that he'd use for when he was grading papers, fair to say we bonded over our mutual interest in cryptozoology. That was a fun year lol

"I would have redesigned my life around cryptidcore at that point in my life" It's never too late!

PLEASE do a video on botany/mycology subreddits. They’re so wholesome I just can’t. Everybody loves plants and mushrooms.

She isn’t wrong there is nothing in Mississauga. NOTHING. and with this quarantine there is even less to do. In front of my house I think there’s an abandoned house so.....

"Something that I never see here but is very goblincore is those ecosystems in a jar things" *laughs nervously in the middle of all my closed ecosystems*

My cryptid experience: I was out walking my dog in the woods with my mom one evening and we decide to go past these no trespassing signs and to another path that we hadn’t gone to in a long time. Eventually the path leads to a field that wasn’t there before. So we continue along the perimeter of the field and it suddenly gets colder. Towards the end of the path there was a rusty folding chair sitting by itself. This wasn’t too weird, considering that the woods near the field were full of junk someone left behind. However, this chair was the only one standing in the path. We walk up to it and find the ground around it is just covered in bones. They were picked clean too, and were half buried. So I did what any sane person would do and posed for a picture while sitting in the chair and holding a bone. I’m probably cursed now but I don’t regret it!

That moon post sounds like a whole as ritual to Artemis and I’m not mad

You should just become a witch at this point. You have bones, crystals, and the strange urge to go live in the forest and be friends with the moon. Also the ghost adventures meme you didn't read

About that “ecosystem in a jar” thing, you should search “SerpaDesign” here on RU-vid. You will not be disappointed

Everyone: F E E R A L Me, an intellectual: Rose well

This video made me reactivate my tumblr.

The two words being looked for in this video {{I think}}: • Terrarium • Ogopogo

If Teya outlives me, I’m gonna gift her my whole skeleton Edit: ‘scuse me Teya, it’s the Ogopogo. That’s the kind of indiscretion that gets skeleton privileges revoked

"i'm just out here snatching teeth" *speaking of which-*

Love her lipstick, glad to see she's still healthy and safe.

Idk why but cryptidcore just gives me big g a y vibes. I appreciate it

I'm living for the Mongolian death worm

Does anyone else feel a strange happiness, but also triggered when she pronounces feral as fear-al instead of fair-al? Just me? Ok.

When you described the "Loch Ness monster" in BC I'm just here saying "Ogopogo!" like you can hear me. I need to go to bed.

I have Bigfoot on my water bottle and my roommate called him Bogfoot and I have never recovered.

Teya, I see and understand your yearning, and I am here to tell you: Rejoice, you too can become a Servant of Kyuss, the Worm that Walks. All you have to do is give up your Soul and accept the superiority of our wriggling Brethren!

Strange Æons gives off bone witch/crystal witch lesbian energy, change my mind.

Æons is an internet anthropologist.

On the life in a bottle thing, it reminded me of a similiar thing I once encountered on a farm. It was a outdoor flytrap, it was filled with dead and living flies and a bunch of water, it had become a self contained eco-system, the living flies ate the dead ones, drank the water, mated and the eggs hatched in the mass of decomposing flies, providing nurishment to the maggots that then became flies that mated and died in the flytrap, the circle was complete. It was one of the grossest and most fascinating things I've ever seen tbh ^^.

Yay another upload so I can procrastinate my school work Also “the moon better keep me safe from the coronavirus” is such a vibe

I have what I call, “Traumatized from a young age core” and it’s just all the weird dark-ish cores

Please dont die. I just found you and I love Thursday

My way of getting through this "social distancing" (quarantine) while working as a healthcare worker is by trying to actually start making a comic. Super scared but super excited! This quarantine also makes it easier for me to feast on lost children. So that's good. 2021 July EDIT: gave up on the comic because I am worthless and will never do anything with my life.

I love the image of baby Teya dropping gummy worms into a lake to feed to Loch Ness Monster.... Wholesome

I relate to crytidcore and chaoscore so much it scares me. My profile pic on Reddit is literally a worm on a string all distorted with the words EAT THE GOVERNMENT.

OH MY GOD. I finally found a way to describe my friends: chaoscore.

When you watch all of these and want to be part of every. single. community. Like damn The vid is great tho

I think I finally found my aesthetic, this is my calling, is this the feeling furries get when they see their suits for the first time? Am i having a scene-kid-puts-his-neon-extensions-for-the-first-time moment? Did I finally finish my journey to self discovery?

tumblr lesbians b like: the moon is my wife

My state cryptid is Goatman(Maryland)! Yes, State Cryptids are a thing!! I love goats so that's nice. Also, at 6:46, the book with the blue cover is a Trials Of Apollo book as indicated by the logo(the top of the A is visible).

Ogopogo is a serpentine cryptid whereas Nessie’s is a plesiosaur.

I watched brokeback mountain 7 times and now I just feel sad and gay

12:20 I too stan the Ogopogo.

I once as a kid bought a plant for my fish tank not knowing there was a couple of water snails in it, left for holiday and came back with a LOT of snails in my fish tank... kinda wish I still have them cute little bastards.

12:21 I live there! It's called Okanogan Lake and the Cryptid is called Ogopogo! Nessie is kinda theorized to look like a dino, but Ogopogo is just one long boi.

“Spectral Moose” goes on to describe a regular moose

Is not every day that you find somebody that makes "mailing teeth to people that doesn't know you" sound this wholesome

If you like: cool rocks, bones, being a feral gremlin in the woods, you are welcome in most the -core tags on tumblr

during my self-quarantine this is the only fun thing i have to do

4:18 we are all immortal until proved mortal

My dad’s family would go camping at Lake Okanagan as a kid and he talks about all of his adventures trying to find the Ogopogo. I hope to one day follow in his footsteps

There is the Ogopogo in British Columbia on Lake Okanagan. It's like the Loch Ness Monster. Apparently he has a cool origin story song. His mother was an earwig, His father was a whale; A little bit of head And hardly any tail- And Ogopogo was his name

I was going to school in Toronto until I got sent home for quarantine reasons and can confirm I was always like “whoa what if I see Strange Æons today???” when I was out despite Toronto’s size

I’m from the Okanagan Valley!!! Our version of Nessie is called the “Ogopogo” and I was always scared that it would bite my feet off if I swam too deep in the lake so that started my deep seeded fear of deep water. Anyway!! The Ogopogo was originally called N’ha-a-itk and was described as being a hostile beast that needed to be appeased by sacrificing small animals so that they could travel safely over the lake

About the ecosystem in a jar thing, in 4th grade i made something similar. we made fish tanks out of big soda bottles but we cut off the top and flipped it over and put a plant in so there is a plant on top of a fish.

im not breaking in im just urban exploring... i like it

that's it. I'm making a tumblr account and becoming a goblin.

Honestly the Bog witch sounds pretty cool ngl

I love watching these videos because i finally get to see what the context for the reblogs from the past week are

I live in Toronto and I feel like I saw you on a bus once and recognized you but couldn't figure out why cause I had only started watching your videos.

i'm in a crypidcore discord server and we worship tina, boyporridge, furbys, worms and we are all dating the dashing mothman. we have a time

7:22 Me, someone who lives in eastern Pennsylvania: 👀👀👀 There are so many cryptids in PA it's madness. Do you know how many horror movies or shows are set here? Too many.

I have surgery to put a plate in my ankle so it heals correctly tomorrow, and not being able to wash myself alone has me in the pits. Having you upload is like a breath of fresh air.

4:30 YES YOU DO! MY MOM GOT SOME FOR HERSELF WHEN SHE USED TO DO VAMPIRE BALLS WITH HER FRIENDS AND THEY ARE AMAZING!!!!!

My environment science class we were gonna do an experiment with swamp water but we just had various jars of swamp water and plants and they were referred to by me as "Canned swamp" and we found a snail during this time and it was great

"I *wish* I was a immortal vampire" how do we know your not.....

When I was going to Yellowstone a year or two ago I saw a gigantic kangaroo I don’t know if it got loose from some sort of rescue or a zoo but it was one of the craziest things I ever saw

i live on the Okanogan lake, you're thinking of the Ogopogo