I wonder if anyone will actually turn up expecting a very American 5-star resort vibe only to find it's a disease-ridden sun-blasted contruction site with no construction since they forgot that contactors need food water and shelter.
Even if this island actually becomes reality, it is just going run in to the same problem as Rapture in Bioshock. There will be a massive class problem that will inevitably bring the whole thing crumbling down.
It's too small to have any effective infrastructure too. These people are going to get their plots of land and not have any kind of sewage or electrical hook up let alone a road.
Day 387: The Lazy Lions have started eating the Bored Apes alive. I don't think they've eaten in weeks. Neither have I to be honest. If only the prophecy given to us by Red Ape Family would come true to save us all.
If mental maturity is the age of consent on crypto island, then I guess we don't need to worry about it, because I doubt anyone who thought this place is a good idea or wants to live there has developed any sort of mental maturity.
"But I own..." --Yes, sir. But your EQ means you don't qualify to enter. All the houses are empty. Lots of empty houses. And lots and lots of empty lots.
@@Aries73 you're assuming the FBI does thier job. They had all those files from Epstien's island, and only arrest they made was maxwell. Besides, if you know anything about the FBI like the internet does, there's a good chance a agent is also a pedo.
A group of pirate ships would be? An Arrrmada. And a leg optional. Bet you didn't expect the second one. Aye, noooobody expects the Spanish ... Main. The main reason, well, aMONG the main reasons... By the fellow what went there for an Arrrgument.
For some reason i like to imagine the island is the one from Pinocchio where the misbehaving children turned into donkeys. Instead of donkeys, all the crypto bros will turn into pigs for being greedy jerks.
OMG, I just wanted to post the same thing. The resemblance is uncanny. An island full of pleasures where you won't have to worry about working for a single day in your life. Except the inhabitants/victims are grown men with money, instead of small boys who couldn't know better.
you know the island is totally real and going to happen when they did a 3d cartoon on it and fyre island footage on random islands who falls for this shit
Reading up on this, you can't even use different cryptocurrency. You have to buy/mine one that is exclusive to the island. They're even selling NFT real estate. Anyone who invests in this deserves to get ripped off.
Living on an island will always be more expensive. You have to have bring everything (including water if the island isn't big enough to have clean ground water) on boats. you can't just pop down to target.
I like to imagine it's a government plot to isolate the crypto bros on an island. An island outside of international law. Just like Guantanamo Bay. Insert fanfiction here.
It seems like Fyre Festival but you can only pay in crypto and youre fooled into thinking you're buying land instead of being fooled into thinking you're renting a villa
The glass walls will bake them, and tropical storms will wreck them---then the volcano will erupt. The only women on that island will be staff or paid companions.
Crypto chumps have taken the place of furries as far as internet mockery goes. So in that respect and that respect ALONE am I thankful for their existence. Just a shame that NFTs and Crypto can only envy the staying power of furries.
I know that i'm going to get flak for this, but something has never sat right with me with regards to Crypto. To me it is just a scam that has happen to go viral, it happens.
Please tell me that this is a LARP or a blatant scam that nobody would be stupid enough to buy. Anyone seriously looking to buy into a place like this really needs to have their heads examined.
just to mention, it is barely an island and is just off the coast of Fiji called Nananu-I-Cake, cost 12 million dollars usd to buy. I'm part of a discord server that looks into bullshit by this
Well, Bioshock without the nightmare sci-fi tech. I’m entirely certain none of these crypto brain geniuses are gonna revolutionize genetic engineering.
What's sad is, I heard there's already people in the island...you know...natives. So these people are definitely doing a colonialism before eating each other.
Part of that cryptoland video where the guy flies to the island reminds mind of Jurassic Park. That definitely is a good sign. Can't wait for the scene where the Lazy Lions go on a rampage.
I think Prince Ali is at least a better song for a crypto island than The one from Grease. Maybe our boat can play the dark reprise when we get there and pillage it.
It really is a coincidence, a member of the 'Vladimir Club' is anyone who owns at least 0.01% of the total amount of a particular currency, named after the user who suggested the threshold.
Oh, hey, speaking of historical trans figures, although various fictional works have done a *lot* of things with her, the historical Chevalier d'Éon was almost certainly a trans woman.
I have so many questions. How will they get food imported to their island? Will they have a grocery store or will everyone handle their own supply imports? How will they handle the constant stream of boats coming in? These dudes would absolutely be buying from Amazon and Bespoke Post all the damn time, there'd be a constant stream of mail. Where are the medical facilities? They should have at least one, I'm detecting some big "I do cocaine" energy from all of this, they should at minimum be prepared to handle overdoses, wounds from katanas, and STDs. You can't tell me that these knuckleheads, put amongst their own kind, won't hold incredibly cringe parties. How will they handle dispute resolution and violence? Their plans for the BitConnect pyramid make me think scams and theft will not be socially discouraged, and victims will be encouraged to laugh it off and take the L. These dudes steal from each other all the time, they can't keep it in their pants, and they do what they think are incredibly amazing and clever 'jokes' to people, what happens when Spencer Pennington, of the Boston Penngingtons, gets hacked off and grabs his ironic katana and goes to prove to his antagonizer who just stole his NFT collection that while the katana is ironic, is it also made of steel. What about the powerplant they'll need to run their inevitable mining setups? I don't see room on the island for a nuclear power plant (because coal would require Yet More Imports to their limited dock space). Where will the staff for their restaurant and club stay? Who will be those people and how will they be paid? Will they have the option to paid in actual money or will they be forced to take crypto?
I think they actually had some sort of plans written up for it at some point and they were planning to run this "eco-friendly NFT island" on diesel. Yes, really.
So around 33:40, moments after Skycometfallen said the nerds in the room are not listening and undressing her with their eyes, the video quick jumps to her giving her speech on the stage, but almost immediately pans down to her chest and stays there till the next quick cut. Now arguably it was to show off the logo, but the previous scene was the guy talking and it focused on his face, so I honestly can't say that wasn't intentional. Regardless though that was really great comedic timing, if not also really cringe.
34:57 wed look at a little globe and discuss thousands of miles of land which aren't home to tropical islands. It took us a while to realize tropical islands are only near the equator.
37:31 people who spend a lot of time in cryptoland don't NEED to be accomodated: all "experience" is just a bunch of data on a server that get's projected onto your eyes through a monitor or 3d glasses. And even if your avatar somehow "needs" rest, what then, what do they think people are gonna do, watch their avatar sleep for 8hrs straight? Who cares where your chacacter sleeps, IT'S NOT A REAL THING. We already have the Sims if you want sleeping chara. 38:51 The shot of "I'm talking in front of a business meeting!" is so heavily staged, it amplifies the hollowness that I feel in all of this.
the crypto kiddies line was rly bad considering the tweet where there is no age of consent on crypto island, i forget what he said exactly but its not a good sign
Genuinely cannot explain why but i just realized what makes cryptobros so relentlessly unbearable to me, they somehow remind me of Bronies. And i say that as someone who regretfully was a Brony back when that was a thing. It's got that same fantasy of "I'm a nerd but i've finally found something that makes me different from the norm sp now i'm interesting, also this is the first time anyone has ever shown me so much as a crumb of genuine community so i will devote my life to these people". It physically makes me shudder to think about.
Maybe it's because I'm lazy but every time I've seen this my first thought is "the thing he's most excited about is the work zone" and it just finally hit me, it's a libertarian "paradise" of course the work zone was first
I have been watching every reaction video to the Bitcoin trailer that I can find because it never ever ever gets old when people see the coin for the first time
I got a bitc*in ad while watching this video, as if I hadn't already seen more than enough cr*pto for 3 lifetimes by viewing that hellscape they call a cartoon.
Hannah says “Psalty, Psalty would win Psalty has a kill count that coin is new. His prey is weak but it’s like in Skyrim if you kill enough mud crabs you still level up”.
A gang of pirates would be a captain and crew, but it depends on how many ships you have, each ship would have it's own captain and crew, if they are working together under the leadership of one pirate captain, it would be an armada of pirates, with who ever is leading them as an effective pirate admiral, though pirates were generally democratic so these positions would be elected. Crew elects captains, and I suppose the captains would elect the admiral? Though the island may be in international waters, the second any lives are taken by "citizen's" of a nation, you know for a fact that those nations will get involved, so it's a tricky field to nav, they are likely armed, but if you kill them you run the risk of being invaded by a nation's military and besieged by their navy.
On second thought, after that "Mental maturity should be enough ;)" I don't think any government will really want to get involved when pirates take it over and do away with that shit.
me see the price of nft drop down YES YES I LIKE THAT CRYTOMONEY IS MYTH , NFT IS JOKE WE ARE ALL PAWN CONTROL BY SOMETHING GREATER MEME THE DNA OF THE SOUL
If the island is in the territorial waters of a certain state, those laws are what you follow. It’s like purchasing land on American soil. You own it, but it’s in the state’s borders. The only way to not follow the laws of the country in its borders is if you made it sovereign.
