Phil and Edith try to convince Eddie that Edith is ACTUALLY good at casting spells.
This skit is Eddie Craven's first appearance with this morbidly in love duo.
Ever since she was a young witch, she had a crystal ball.
I learned a lot of spells
and tried to cast them all!
Others tried to challenge
and we watched them fall!
That dumb, ditzy, blonde witch
Sure plays a mean
crystal ball!
She flies in like a banshee
hopping off her broom.
Gathering more potions
to place them in my room.
And with my intuition
the future tells it all!
That dumb, ditzy, blonde witch
Sure plays a mean crystal ball!
She's (I'm) a Crystal Ball Wizard!
And quite the alchemist!
A spell casting wizard
With such an UGLY... CYST!
How do you think she grows it?
I don't know.
What makes her so good?
Ain't got no distractions when she stares into the sphere!
I can tell your fortune...
You'll be DEAD within a year!
Always gets her way.
I've never seen her fall!
That dumb, ditzy, blonde witch
Sure plays a mean crystal ball!
I thought she was
just a bossy witch.
But, now we've learned that she's a...
Well.....
Not quite sure...?
Classy Lady?!
Yeah.... yeah...
Sure, Edith.
that
When her cauldron starts to bubble
she grabs her magic wand.
I stare into my favorite orb-
conjure spirits from beyond!
She got crazy, freaky eyes-
into your soul they call!
That dumb, ditzy, blonde witch
sure plays a mean crystal ball!
24 май 2023
