Cucumber Pasta  

Albert's cooking with his dark humor is the best I have ever seen

that cucumber transition is something 💀 Edit: how the hell did i get 1.3k likes 😭 🙏🏾

This gotta be the healthiest meal he’s ever cooked, looks delish!

Nice cooking! And remember to always wash your cucumber while cooking! Even your hands 🙌

Vegetable noodles are a great idea. This in a red sauce would be delicious.

The magical growth of the cucumber takes the _"Not bad, but mine is bigger"_ to a whole new meaning.

Even the cat is vibing 🔥🔥

99 miss calls from lionfield💀

Albert is gonna go try the cucumber method 💀💀

Albert’s literally the best at making the weirdest things look absolutely amazing

"Ayo?" "We are just cooking" -iconic

If you are asking how Albert turned the smoll cucumber into big one.. Here’s the answer *Magic*

That " boom boom boom " in the background was Lionfields heart

The smile at the end is so wholesome

We gonna piss of LionField with this one 🔥

Who loved cucumber as a kid 👇🏾

Нравится, что Альберт выпустил несколько видео подряд, где он просто готовит, без всяких коллабораций и кулинарных скетчей.

That cucumber got some wild abilities 💀🌝

Size doesn't matter bcz it grows at right time with right pressure and work 💀

Anyone else just feel like bopping their head to this music?

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As an Italian I can confirm that I am not mad it’s their life he can do whatever he wants

Cucumber is definitely a grower 💀

¡Chipi, Chipi chapa, chapa! ¡boom boom boom boom! ¡y luego no recuerdo la continuación!

Not a single damn cucumber is safe from being violated by albert

Bro turned on a pickle 💀

Albert singlehandedly carries the company that produces those black gloves.

Aguante Cristell, saludos desde Chile, donde es la creadora de este hit ❤🇨🇱

Cucumber before lol Cucumber After: oh yes

From Albert to Chef Rush that cucumber grew like nuts. Chef Rush seeing his thing sliced😅😅😅

Healthiest way of a pasta.

That cucumber got big all of sudden without any reason💀

Cucumber: What are you doing later Albert? Albert: Eating you

That cucumber was just one of those things that you stick in water for a while until it expands. Nothing else.

When Albert put the Small cucumber in the water, then the cucumber was Big got me dying😂😂

Nice job!👍🏻

Cucumber getting bigger 😁💀

Bro found the secret 🎉😂

Bro is making kimchi in his style..

Perfect song 🫶👌

Delicious 😋👌

"My friend, that's sus" -Lionfield

Wow! So yummy! 😋

bro can turn anything into pasta

albert be giving that cucumber some pleasure 💀💀

bro dirty minded us💀

Bro knew what he was doing with the cucumber 💀

It took a good 5 seconds for me to realize why the cucumber grew.😂

Albert is the darkest humor ever created.

Nah!bro violated the cucumber💀💀

Don’t worry guys my mind it’s perfectly clean💀

Oh my god, I've been eating this cucumber salad for 3 years, I suddenly saw it on RU-vid, I'll go as soon as I check the recipe, otherwise it looks tastier 🤤

Alberts getting zesty 😂 who agrees? 👇

Everytime you see him grab a cucumber, you know what's next 💀

Bro turn his pickle from average to huge size

Начало видео альберта всегда удивляют💀

Emagine The Italians reaction to this 'BRING THE CROSS'

Italians will love this! ❤

This is so aesthetically pleasing!

not me waiting for him to go on beat😭

Teacher: what's something that can grow in size. Me:

That Albert rraction just cracked me up so hard bro 😂

Wow, I can't believe the salt and water method actually works 😮

Caught by surprise , the cucumber 🥒 was the real mystery 🤣

That unnaturally large cucumber you turned into whatever that is called looked delicious.

De fondo sonando el chipi chipi chapa chapa xd

Albert not risking it any more, italians has to stop coming to his home

I thought albert was ganna make a noodle cucumber😄

albert has the leader of the most dangerous mafia squad from italy on his death list

The only time Albert can eat by him self😂😂😂😂😂

Italian brothers be like: NOT APPROVED

This is a healthy way to still eat my ramen noodles 🍜 thank you, Albert

Looks good and healthy

the way he caressed that Cucumber 💀

The chef invents some new lines 😅

finally alberts heart can take a break

this man anything can be pasta.... first his Sushi pasta and now cucumber pasta😂

The music:🗿 The cucumber 🥒:💀

The cucumber one got me rollin

The thumbs up never gets old

When you want pasta, but you also try to eat less carbs. Good idea.

How did the peeler turn them into noodle, it would only shave off thin flat slices. Did you cut the cucumber first? I wanna try this

Bro violated that cucumber ☠️

Remember boys, If you have a big cucumber, (impossible) don't go to albert's house. IM WARNING YOU.

italians:stop lionfield:he got banned💀

Not the cucumber insinuations with that chipi chapa song sung by that sweet little girl lol

The peeling was so satisfying and it looks so good

"WHERE IS THE SALT MOM, WHERE. IS. THE. SALT."

Try making a jalapeño pasta next 😋🤤

Amazing,Cucumber would grown up.

Seeing him do the forbidden cucumber movements sigh opens comments to see ppl that are the same

I think this is delicious! 😀🤤♥️

Bro was studying for this thing 👽☠️💀

First time I saw healthy thing😂

I gotta try that in real life!

Bro did the cucumber dirty💀

I love the option movement 😂

I can't even watch cooking videos with my mom now😭😭

I didn’t know that rubing cucumber can make it bigger 😂