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Cupid Accidentally Makes Herself Yandere for You (Monster Girl Audio • Oops! All Brainwashing!) 

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This mercenary monster girl was hired by your secret admirer/stalker to hunt you down and hit you with some brainwashing love magic! Should be easy enough for a corrupt cupid like her. After all, it's not like you'll turn the tables, steal one of her arrows and put the whammy on her, right? I mean, what are the odds she'll get a taste of her own yandere medicine? That'd be crazy! Hahahaha...haha....ha...
Uh oh.
[F4A] [Strangers to Lovers][Corrupt Cupid Speaker][Bewildered Listener][Contract][Cupid's Arrow][Chase][Obsession][Fighting Back][Indifferent]to[Yandere]['True Love'][Paid 'Bounty Hunter'][Accidental Love Triangle?][Greek Mythology References][Trouble][CW: Implied Brainwashing of the Classic Fantasy Love Potion Variety] [To be continued?]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: ItsEsmeJones on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
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@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 2 месяца назад
You gotta love how velvet got past 70k and didn't say a thing.
@Mixtaps
@Mixtaps 2 месяца назад
Huh, I never noticed that
@insaneHollow
@insaneHollow 2 месяца назад
Gotta wait for that 100k special
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
It took a LOT of willpower not to post about it when the channel reached 69,696...but I was busy planning/designing Monster Girl Mayhem at the time, so you were all spared. ^^ (And I haven't slowed down since, so 70k flew right past me 💀)
@dexalinyuki4753
@dexalinyuki4753 2 месяца назад
She knew you or someone would comment and bring the congrats to her 😂
@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh, come on. That would have been awesome.
@jacksmith152
@jacksmith152 2 месяца назад
I like how Cupid got drunk before carrying out her contract. Works well with the shamelessly greedy mercenary vibe she's got going on.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Haha, it does, doesn't it?
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 2 месяца назад
"That's gonna be a cool Million" *sound of a bag of coins being dropped* What am I, a feudal lord?
@ubu1091
@ubu1091 2 месяца назад
Seriously, did they pay a million in quarters? Actually the music makes me think this meeting was arranged at a laundromat.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Look at it this way, technically she never specified a cool million of what! Maybe it's pennies, metal seed beads or ball bearings. Or, maybe Listener had a sack of cash but had to add the last five bucks in quarters on top, haha.
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Even in text form you're still the queen of nervous, hasty excuses.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
@@MagusMirificus THAT'S ME, BABY.
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio That was a genuine compliment btw; your willingness to throw yourself into characters who just be waffling and allow the delicious awkwardness to build is a unique strength of the channel. You manage to be hilarious, adorable, and titillating all at once on a regular basis; your vids can really come together in a beautiful way as you resolve those tonal contradictions. Keep it up, your majesty.
@user-sy5rt1yo6t
@user-sy5rt1yo6t 2 месяца назад
I teel like no one appreciates how much range Velvet really has. I swear she's professionally trained.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Aw, shucks. (kicks ground)
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos 2 месяца назад
She can do that thing where she voices multiple characters who sound nothing alike. The girl’s got serious talent.
@Undocumented_almond
@Undocumented_almond 2 месяца назад
Going to buy a can of corn and ending up with two yanderes is just a normal Tuesday afternoon in the vanilla velvet universe
@random-kun
@random-kun 2 месяца назад
According to this video, Listener has Ultra instinct
@zerox37210
@zerox37210 2 месяца назад
Corn if the canned variety is a powerful buff to speed, endurance and instincts. That and the heaps of adrenaline and noradrenaline pumping through their veins and brain.
@DryptosaurusDavid
@DryptosaurusDavid 2 месяца назад
They're Spider-Man.
@thegentlemen6729
@thegentlemen6729 2 месяца назад
Two of my favorite powers are illusons and brainwashing/ mind-control. I think the whole switch-a-rooh will be fun
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Oh sure, but fun for who? FUN FOR WHO?! (...whom? Fun for whom? Eh. Whatever.)
@davidchittick6783
@davidchittick6783 2 месяца назад
Please make this into a series. This was so good, fr I love it, keep up the good work👍
@user-xy8cw6ko2w
@user-xy8cw6ko2w 2 месяца назад
I like the coin sound effect for payment. Yeah, I paid one million in gold doubloons
@eadgyth5009
@eadgyth5009 2 месяца назад
To be fair, that's not actually THAT many gold dubloons XD
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I had to do the math because I'm a dork: apparently, that's only 26 pounds of gold at current exchange rates. You could probably lug that around in a sack if you really wanted to, though not comfortably.
@eadgyth5009
@eadgyth5009 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I love it when you let your dorky side out, Vel XD
@RiderCruise
@RiderCruise 2 месяца назад
Cupid as a matchmaker for hire is very interesting. Great vid as always Vel 💗💕
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I think so too! ItsEsmeJones always has such interesting ideas, I love doing her scripts.
@Storious-j9x
@Storious-j9x 2 месяца назад
😏😏😏🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@MrLeedlesProductions
@MrLeedlesProductions 2 месяца назад
Oh, I'm gonna fucking NEED a sequel to this one. Good lord, almighty, I *need* to see more of this plotline.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I can't say for sure if it'll ever get one, but the script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end so it's possible? No guarantees, as I'm not the writer. But you never know! If the reception is warm enough and inspiration strikes, maybe ItsEsmeJones will return to the character someday. ^^
@Drac0blade16
@Drac0blade16 2 месяца назад
Ah yes, canned corn. Nature's homegrown defense against everything from angry possums to hired matchmakers. Is there anything corn can't do? 🌽 ❤
@jordanpeterson2001
@jordanpeterson2001 2 месяца назад
Am I the only one whose mind went straight to the Steven He Cubid videos cause of the corn?
@IZAAK-ZK
@IZAAK-ZK 2 месяца назад
Foul mouth Vanilla, one of my favorites Congrats on the 70.1k btw
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
That's handy, since foul mouthed is my default setting irl. And thank you! It's especially surreal to see that number since most of the channels I considered "big" were hovering around there when I started doing this a couple years ago. ^^;
@4886jk
@4886jk 2 месяца назад
If the cupid thought of it, she could farm clients - first make a rich person fall madly in love with someone unlikely to be agreeable, THEN reap the profits as they come to her to fix it.
@blankiecat9302
@blankiecat9302 2 месяца назад
Oh no I love this
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'm glad to hear it!
@pl4y3rd3d6
@pl4y3rd3d6 2 месяца назад
These series are very dynamic, such good plot
@iloveowls1924
@iloveowls1924 2 месяца назад
At this point i have so many yandere asmrs from your channel in my asmr playlist( over 300 all yandere), i am gonna make an extra playlist just for your asmrs. You always do such an awesome job
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Aw, thank you! I'm proud to be playlist worthy. ^^
@tonyduong7711
@tonyduong7711 2 месяца назад
If the arrows aren’t supposed to have any effect on her, then either the listener has some ability to amplify the arrows’ innate magic, or the listener can negate her natural defenses. Or they just had an Uno Reverse in their pocket idk
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
This is just conjecture since I didn't write the script, but I'm going to guess--since our Cupid says the arrows themselves aren't worth much--she's the one imbuing them with magic, and intent has something to do with whether they're effective or not. As she grows increasingly frustrated, I imagine she's pouring more energy into each shot, too. Maybe the arrow the Listener used was still "fresh" with a TON of magic after firing, and they were thinking "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, let's see how YOU like getting brainwashed by love magic!!" while stabbing her with it. The combination of factors may have been the perfect storm to affect her where ordinarily she'd be immune? That's my theory, anyway!
@Ghost-by4cv
@Ghost-by4cv 2 месяца назад
Me: drinking water. That will be one million. Me: Bffffff.
@M0DIDDLY
@M0DIDDLY 2 месяца назад
ahh the ol' switcheroo. Got em'
@diane5364
@diane5364 2 месяца назад
I really hope there's a part 2 of this because this is SOOO GOOD!! I love it!!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
There isn't one at this time, but the script was labeled with [To be continued?] so a follow-up may come along at some point. You never know! If folks like it enough, and ItsEsmeJones gets struct by a fresh wave of inspiration, maybe the storyline will expand. We'll see!
@AC-sj5rj
@AC-sj5rj 2 месяца назад
oolala, secret admirer be damned, i guess this is why you should always fight your own battles
@jairusnicandro
@jairusnicandro 2 месяца назад
I would love to see a version of this where the cupid actually succeeded with her job and takes the listener to the person that hired her and then the one that hired the cupid becomes the main speaker for the story.
@edmundolastra3279
@edmundolastra3279 2 месяца назад
Thanks for the fun audio. It's neat hearing the story from two perspectives (both the person hiring the cupid and their target). Well done Vel ❤
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I don't do many alternating POV audios like this (they cause confusion sometimes) but I'm always happy when they're fun to listen to!
@yandereneko5523
@yandereneko5523 2 месяца назад
Friendly Fire: Enabled.
@alexgids
@alexgids 2 месяца назад
Someone needs to take an ethics class. Probably an etiquette class as well.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
(glancing at the Greek pantheon and their shenanigans) ...I dunno, I think she might be a good fit as-is.
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos 2 месяца назад
You know, I’m starting to think Velvet secretly enjoys being Yandere. I’ve lost count how many of these videos she’s made. And somehow it’s still not enough. Also, how *dare* you just end on a cliffhanger like that! I must insist on a part 2.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Haha, you've lost count but I haven't. I'm officially up to 98 yandere audios! ^^ Which is a bit nuts to think about, tbh. As for the cliffhanger, I can't promise anything! While the script ended with [To be continued?] alas, I have no control over any follow-ups. But never say never! The reception for this audio has been pretty great, so maybe ItsEsmeJones will be inspired to continue someday.
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Well it definitely seems like you have fun with them, and they’re quality entertainment as always.
@archon7105
@archon7105 2 месяца назад
I knew this was a modern take but that coins threw me off like we still use coins
@davidprovan2756
@davidprovan2756 2 месяца назад
That is definitely the child of Aphrodite and Aries. I no point lying. Your mother already knows medley should be able to cure it as well.
@markfrancis1210
@markfrancis1210 2 месяца назад
Sucked in Cupid!!, that's what you get for using me for target practice!!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Oh how the turn tables!
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 2 месяца назад
I don’t know why I was genuinely expecting “Plink, Cartoon, Sour Plink” to play when she got stabbed by her own arrow 😂 either way, this is giving such Aphrodite from Xena vibes lmao
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'll take that! That's a version of Aphrodite so peak that even Disney had to rip it off. ^^
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 2 месяца назад
They did! Omg! The Aphrodite in Disney’s Hercules cartoon was so similar to the Xena version, basically just a G-rated version of that Aphrodite lol
@wclade5744
@wclade5744 2 месяца назад
I really do hope we get to hear a part 2 cause this sounds like a fun setup
@JLocke0113
@JLocke0113 2 месяца назад
I would expect gods to be better at their jobs. But then i remembered the general incompetence of greek gods.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
True! Though I'm not sure it's fair to say they're incompetent, exactly? _Most_ gods in various belief systems are not infallible. It's just the Abrahamic capital-G god most modern people associate with divinity is the Spiders Georg of omnipotence/omnibenevolence/omniscience, so of course everyone else looks like a hot mess.
@JLocke0113
@JLocke0113 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Fair enough. Maybe their reputation for me is being brought down by Zeus' drunken and sexual exploits.
@Number_254
@Number_254 2 месяца назад
I gotta say, velvet's yanderes are my favourites interpretations, especially the crazy but affectionate ones
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Aw. 💖
@ALIENSHYBOI
@ALIENSHYBOI 2 месяца назад
Definitely gunna need multiple parts for this story. :p
@MR_Angelgd
@MR_Angelgd 2 месяца назад
Damn, they just make everyone a Cupid nowadays 😭🙏
@blutarchmann9070
@blutarchmann9070 2 месяца назад
"Heeeey, mom..." Ngl, if you told me I'd end up with an older woman as a sugar mama from the start, I'd have at least stopped to consider it for a second or two.
@Yungngajay
@Yungngajay 2 месяца назад
Imma need a part 2 immediately
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I wish I could give it to ya! But sadly, I'm not the writer so it's not up to me if there's ever a follow-up. That said, the script was labeled [To be continued?] so it's possible there'll be another installment at some point. Stay tuned!
@applez8095
@applez8095 2 месяца назад
Worth the wait😭🙏
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'm so happy to hear you think so!
@grimdarkAngel
@grimdarkAngel 2 месяца назад
Looks like this matchmaker has found _her_ match. ❤
@graywill5395
@graywill5395 2 месяца назад
Holy shit im actually competent for once! Score!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
🙌
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai 2 месяца назад
I'll be unconscious because of all the night shifts, but I'll be sure to enjoy whence I awaken, Vel! Oh, and MGSV Ground Zeroes was an altered fake memory implanted into Venom Snake's mind and Ishmael was never real because he was a combination of Venom's mind reacting to the revelation that he was the medic and Psycho Mantis further altering his perception and Miller was working with Skull Face and directly helped to rig her with those two bombs. I'm sorry; that just kind of slipped out.
@ASMRjoe.
@ASMRjoe. 2 месяца назад
This audio is absolute comedy gold
@ynazzahs2057
@ynazzahs2057 2 месяца назад
i can't let gang know i fw this
@peterjones426
@peterjones426 2 месяца назад
Guess now you can say our protagonist has a wingwoman, lol. If you add more characters to this, please make sure one of them is a pissed of counsellor having to deal with all this bullshit but is helping the listener out of the kindest of their hearts. And/or bring in another god who is trying to do damage control after this little stunt, and something happens to her that implies there is going to be a worldwide catastrophe with the listener stuck in the middle. That is all. Love your videos.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Sadly, I'm not the writer (that would be the incomparable ItsEsmeJones!) so if the storyline ever gets a continuation, I can't say which direction it'll go or if any other characters get added to the plot. ^^; But thank you, just the same! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@Monkey_Fru
@Monkey_Fru 2 месяца назад
And that's why the dealer never takes is own stuff my guys
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Absolutely.
@ProblematicHuman
@ProblematicHuman 2 месяца назад
Amazing Audio
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke 2 месяца назад
you say I can get those arrows off of ebay? (rubs hands together thinking of he chaos I could cause.) Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@user-pl1pb6xn8m
@user-pl1pb6xn8m 2 месяца назад
Damn these video end so quickly 10/10 tho
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Some definitely do! But if you're looking for something longer, I also do a lot of long-form content you might enjoy. Here's a playlist of all my longer audios if you're interested! ru-vid.com/group/PL5Z1dc_MdUF1oZESDKvzdPaPhHVwQ2oNQ&feature=shared
@CallumCooke01
@CallumCooke01 2 месяца назад
Great work. Your range is insane, Keep it up!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Aw, thank you! I appreciate you saying so. 💖
@CallumCooke01
@CallumCooke01 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Your work is so damn expressive, it's unreal.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Thank you so much, that means a lot to me. 🤗
@typicaluser697
@typicaluser697 2 месяца назад
Pretty funny asmr, loved the sound effects and plot, and of course voice work!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. 💖
@enderrune7516
@enderrune7516 2 месяца назад
Jeez first that Jester down the street now this?!
@Shaun-iy6es
@Shaun-iy6es 2 месяца назад
Oh boy, oh boy and very nice 🤍🤍
@okaycrayfish141
@okaycrayfish141 2 месяца назад
THIS NEEDS A PART 2 JUST SAYING
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I can't say for sure if it'll get a follow-up, but the script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end so it's possible? No guarantees, as I'm not the writer. But you never know! If the reception is positive enough and inspiration strikes, maybe ItsEsmeJones will return to the character someday. ^^
@zambekiller
@zambekiller 2 месяца назад
See this is why I never leave my lamp that and my three rules
@larsthegunslinger
@larsthegunslinger 2 месяца назад
ten out of ten hilarious.
@Finality-CanILaugh
@Finality-CanILaugh 2 месяца назад
Great audio 💯
@simonacker2622
@simonacker2622 День назад
This is amazing
@leninfantenegre5408
@leninfantenegre5408 2 месяца назад
Congrats on 70k subs🎉
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Thank you!! 💖
@MrSHADOWANGEL999
@MrSHADOWANGEL999 2 месяца назад
Crazy good
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Thank you!
@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 2 месяца назад
Great, now I have to troubleshoot the cupid.
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 2 месяца назад
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅
@Echo2-2
@Echo2-2 2 месяца назад
Congratulations on reaching 70k!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
🎉Thank you so much!
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior 2 месяца назад
More! I need more!
@maritofuentes4690
@maritofuentes4690 2 месяца назад
Sooo Considering that she mentions zeus, That We stole stole a bunch of love arrows And that she talks to her mom at the end Guys i think we're screwed
@AndrewTNT
@AndrewTNT 2 месяца назад
*holds up a shield*
@soup8315
@soup8315 2 месяца назад
Velvet didn't say "Oh my god." how kind of her to censor it to "Oh my fucking Zeus."
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'm glad my sacrifice was appreciated. 🙏
@zolpool9962
@zolpool9962 2 месяца назад
I hope you make the next one soon
@zackihen4905
@zackihen4905 2 месяца назад
Oh no! I've been shot the through the Heart! Now it's too late! Cupid's gonna give Love a bad name! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙 PS: Congratulations on 70k! You deserve it all and more! So proud of you, keep going strong! Can't wait for you to hit that 100k milestone! 💙
@AzureFenris
@AzureFenris 2 месяца назад
I laughed so fucking hard at this, i really hope theres a part 2
@RoyalKnightCurly
@RoyalKnightCurly 2 месяца назад
G’day mate! Hope you’re doing good! 😎💕💕
@ArceusZer035
@ArceusZer035 2 месяца назад
💚💘 I *May* have made the yandere situation worse 😅💚
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
It's possible!
@DreeberBeeper
@DreeberBeeper 2 месяца назад
could we please get more of this? i really like this cupid theme
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I'm not the writer, so I ultimately can't make that decision. That said, the script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end so I'd guess it's possible there's more to come at some point? You never know! We'll have to wait and see.
@DreeberBeeper
@DreeberBeeper 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio aw :(
@fluffernaut9905
@fluffernaut9905 2 месяца назад
I know it's a million. And I know she never specified a million of what. So this would be the time that I would go and get 1 million Vietnamese dong. Or whatever Nigerian money gets me to 1 million. But a million of anything is still a very large number
@astranglylargehotdog9970
@astranglylargehotdog9970 2 месяца назад
Part 2????😳
@andrewmcgoblin4016
@andrewmcgoblin4016 2 месяца назад
So the yandere hiring her was her mom?!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
No, but I can see why there's confusion! The implication in the script is that our Cupid here will be in trouble for this huge arrow-related mishap with her mother, Aphrodite ("No no no no, this can’t be happening… It can’t be! The second _She_ finds out, I’m fucking dead!”) ...and that's who just happens to call at the end of the audio.
@carsonhowell3100
@carsonhowell3100 2 месяца назад
Well I assume the one that hired her is not going to be too happy with this, best hope that can be taken care of
@kristangudnason9160
@kristangudnason9160 2 месяца назад
i sense its gonna be a part 2 or am i just wrong
@sunwukong798
@sunwukong798 2 месяца назад
WHAT?! Oh my god, so this will be a MILF and Daughter situation?! CRAPPP (OH YESSSS!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOO) I always look forward to these uploads! THIS IS WORTH THE HYPE!
@armadaeyesgd
@armadaeyesgd 2 месяца назад
Oh no
@Die_Grinsekatze
@Die_Grinsekatze 2 месяца назад
Part two? Please!🥺
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Sadly, as I'm not the writer (that would be the fabulous ItsEsmeJones!) I'm not in charge of whether it gets a continuation or not. But, this script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end, so it's possible there may be more at some point? I can't guarantee anything, but you never know!
@The_Unknown_Writer--5799
@The_Unknown_Writer--5799 2 месяца назад
Will there be a part 2 to this?
@zerox37210
@zerox37210 2 месяца назад
Me after stabbing her: *steals her quiver of arrows and bow* *run away while loudly singing the kid Icarus victory tune* so how about the lady Palutena.
@alkv7604
@alkv7604 2 месяца назад
Oh well! If my secret admirer wanted me so badly, then they would have definetely know to just talk to me~! I would be more than happy to meet them! But i'll gladly stay with Miss Cupid for a bit~ as long as the arrow lasts of course~
@positivespells
@positivespells 2 месяца назад
Useless cupid
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I think it's more that the Listener is especially wily compared to her usual targets, ha.
@willischocran3579
@willischocran3579 2 месяца назад
Did I just pay one million in change
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Maybe! Or possibly $999,990 in cash and the last ten bucks in pennies.
@user-wm6pz2mg9q
@user-wm6pz2mg9q 2 месяца назад
Good asmr baby i love you much ❤❤❤
@joven0605
@joven0605 2 месяца назад
Damm this guy got 10 luck, 10 agility and idiot savant
@TheFrontiersmn
@TheFrontiersmn 2 месяца назад
Wait, shouldn't she have fallen for the yandere that hired her, not the listener?
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
It's established that the target falls for the first person they see after being struck by one of the arrows, so...nah.
@TheFrontiersmn
@TheFrontiersmn 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio meaning the yandere that hired the Cupid was waiting somewhere nearby and likely saw the whole thing?
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Maybe! It's also possible, since that portion of the script takes place late at night while the Listener is walking home, the client is waiting at their apartment? Or maybe even that the Cupid can just whip out a photo of the client to show to the Listener and that'd work just as well. (I assume people can't fall in love with her since she's not human.)
@THATGUY-ty4qt
@THATGUY-ty4qt 2 месяца назад
Can we get a pt 2 of this?
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
Well, this script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end so I'd say it's possible? But obviously, I can't guarantee anything as I'm not the writer. But you never know! A warm reception to a script can spark a writer's inspiration sometimes.
@THATGUY-ty4qt
@THATGUY-ty4qt 2 месяца назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio yippee
@ballerdewersewers4822
@ballerdewersewers4822 2 месяца назад
Will there be a part 2
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
No idea! This script was posted last year and labeled with [To be continued?] at the end so I'd guess it's possible? Naturally, I can't guarantee anything as I'm not the writer. But you never know! A warm reception to a script can spark a writer's dormant inspiration and get a sequel percolating! So I guess we'll see.
@IAmNotHim97
@IAmNotHim97 2 месяца назад
5:50 it’d be Jupiter in this case, but
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
You might think so, but nah, she's Greek. It's just titling this storyline "Victorian Era Pop Culture Version of Eros Through a Roman Lens Accidentally Makes Herself Yandere for You!" would have resulted in exactly zero clicks. Sometimes, alas, we must take linguistic shortcuts strictly for marketing purposes. 😔
@alexblue4583
@alexblue4583 2 месяца назад
Low masta gg
@reyalp2853
@reyalp2853 2 месяца назад
Not trying to be a nerd or anything, but Zeus is Greek, and Cupid is Roman, so it would either be Cupid saying holy Jupiter, or Eros saying holy Zeus
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 2 месяца назад
I mean, technically, sure! That's accurate. But nobody refers to the love arrow slinger on Valentine's cards as "Eros." Good luck getting anyone to click on "Victorian Era Pop Culture Version of Eros Through a Roman Lens Accidentally Makes Herself Yandere for You!" Sometimes, alas, we must take linguistic shortcuts strictly for marketing purposes. 😔
@charleswalker8262
@charleswalker8262 2 месяца назад
Assassin's Creed Cupid ............... COOL!!!! 12:19
@Dinoman-mo7mt
@Dinoman-mo7mt Месяц назад
Cupid was one individual person not a species and Cupid was male also was the corn she tripped on Bajenge Corn I don't know how to spell don't get angry about miss spelling the name of a city in a different country
@Vye_Kae
@Vye_Kae 2 месяца назад
Bro WTF is wrong with description?
@Storious-j9x
@Storious-j9x 2 месяца назад
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