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@jasonnash4452
@jasonnash4452 Год назад
"What would you rather be? A 52 year old that looks 52 or a 52 year old that looks like a 28 year old lizard? " - bill burr
@jem154
@jem154 Год назад
He doesn't look younger though...just disturbing 😬 most unfortunate 😳
@benjamingeorge8241
@benjamingeorge8241 Год назад
@@EmmahBeep *cough* Zuckerberg *cough*
@xziaah6j63kx9
@xziaah6j63kx9 Год назад
@@EmmahBeep Babe, Emma. Cut it out.
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 Год назад
@@EmmahBeep why?
@ShenDoodles
@ShenDoodles Год назад
*deep, descending bass noise*
@PaulSchwarz
@PaulSchwarz Год назад
simon de-aged himself so well that he looks like a character from a playstation 1 game. that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 Год назад
yo dawg I heard you like botox...
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад
​@Teamgeist Simon Adventure on Dreamcast
@BloBlas123
@BloBlas123 Год назад
all he needs to do now is make his hand gestures with a closed fist, because they couldn't animate fingers yet
@davidmcgeady6778
@davidmcgeady6778 Год назад
Brilliant
@cdreyes81
@cdreyes81 Год назад
Lol. Simon is missing some polygons
@averageontarian528
@averageontarian528 Год назад
Clarkson might've aged poorly, but at least you can tell its still Clarkson.
@muhatasimalam8698
@muhatasimalam8698 Год назад
At least you can tell he's human!
@JC20XX
@JC20XX Год назад
He didn't even age poorly, he aged naturally.
@yaboykirby7789
@yaboykirby7789 Год назад
He hasn't even aged THAT poorly. He looks about 70? For a 62 year old that's fine. A year ago Jeremy looked 60. Considering Jeremy hasn't had the healthiest of lives I'd say that's about right
@brianmcawesome
@brianmcawesome Год назад
@@yaboykirby7789 He aged about average for the english.
@hotcauldron7918
@hotcauldron7918 Год назад
Clarkson with beards looks awesome
@SavingPrivateBob
@SavingPrivateBob 8 месяцев назад
A narcissist in full-form. Finally humbled by the realities of life.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 6 месяцев назад
I agree, well done Simon for putting that narcissist in his proper place.
@LOLLYPOPPE
@LOLLYPOPPE 5 месяцев назад
Sure he’s humbled? I suspect he looks in the mirror and thinks his new look is 10/10
@ngndnd
@ngndnd 5 месяцев назад
you can tell he is extremely insecure too because normal people dont go around talking shit abt the way other people look, especially to their face. Like he is putting that guy down in order to make himself feel better
@GreenHorseVR
@GreenHorseVR 5 месяцев назад
@@TonyEnglandUKoh wow so funny
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 5 месяцев назад
​@@GreenHorseVR lol triggered, You people seem suspiciously angry over this. Were you in love with Simon the way he used to look?😗
@robertlarson7224
@robertlarson7224 Год назад
Simon looks like someone tried to draw him from memory but they'd been trapped alone in a cave for a year and don't 100% remember how human proportions are supposed to look
@keysey2520
@keysey2520 Год назад
😂😂😂
@ricecurrylife
@ricecurrylife Год назад
So specific LOL
@WillScarlet1991
@WillScarlet1991 Год назад
That should be top comment, OP 🤣
@babyg3441
@babyg3441 Год назад
😂😂😂😂 omg
@YoutubeChannel-ol7zx
@YoutubeChannel-ol7zx Год назад
I had to stop half way through reading this comment to stop laughing. Amazing 🤣🤣
@ZoomerUnion
@ZoomerUnion Год назад
Simon was seriously projecting his own insecurities so hard
@mothmos
@mothmos Год назад
that's always the case when a person puts the other down, it's ALWAYS about their own insecurity.
@nnaheim.
@nnaheim. Год назад
Aging in an industry like that would be to hard for some to take.
@Octoboobs
@Octoboobs Год назад
@@nnaheim. It would be, if he was known for his beauty or if his job depended on how good he looks
@SavingPrivateBob
@SavingPrivateBob Год назад
It's narcissism. They put others down to feel better about themselves. Once you challenge them, it freaks them out. Unfortunately he was very difficult to challenge for the first 50 or so years of his life. Now that's finally changed.
@ZoomerUnion
@ZoomerUnion Год назад
@@SavingPrivateBob true, like literally this man's whole career was built around being a snobby asshole
@alienigga
@alienigga Год назад
he honestly went from looking really good, to looking easy to draw
@lamontcranston3177
@lamontcranston3177 Год назад
Ha ha ha ha! That's good.
@divinechord7
@divinechord7 Год назад
🤣
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 Год назад
Not as easy as Andrew Tate.🤣🤣🤣
@allanallen1835
@allanallen1835 Год назад
lol
@alienigga
@alienigga Год назад
​@@everythingisawesome2903 fr, just get an egg and draw a beard and glasses.
@hrodebrt
@hrodebrt 8 месяцев назад
Man went to the plastic surgeon and showed a picture of someone having an allergic reaction to like nuts and said "I want this"
@michellet.2432
@michellet.2432 3 месяца назад
This made me laugh HARD 🤣
@ginjaedgy49
@ginjaedgy49 2 месяца назад
this comment hit it spot on lmao
@2008Dev
@2008Dev Месяц назад
From a regular man to a ps2 character
@hairywelder5188
@hairywelder5188 23 дня назад
Nice
@Synthetic_Strigiforme
@Synthetic_Strigiforme Год назад
"Aging gracefully" means NOT getting cosmetic surgery, instead accepting the natural course of things.
@Banned4Life
@Banned4Life Год назад
It's even devaluing to life to say it's "acceptance". We get older, there's no need to accept it, it simply is and it's not a negative. I'm nowhere near those ages, but I am far happier and wiser than I was a decade ago and I'll be blessed beyond belief if I even make it to higher ages.
@AdolfHitler-lk4vo
@AdolfHitler-lk4vo Год назад
yep, just exercise and keep a good diet
@Ken15643
@Ken15643 Год назад
You are exactly right.
@hdot4258
@hdot4258 Год назад
@@Banned4Life I like that!
@PassionWagonYT
@PassionWagonYT Год назад
You tell 'em, Psygnosis.
@Ardeact
@Ardeact Год назад
Why does Simon try so hard to become the worst person imaginable
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
i dont think he tries i think he just is
@coffeyeoin5
@coffeyeoin5 Год назад
He raises a lot of money for charity and he hasn't had any major scandals as far as I know. Hes a bad person because he says what he thinks and got bad plastic surgery?
@curtismaize
@curtismaize Год назад
It was profitable and he had a niche in the market.
@livezero264
@livezero264 Год назад
He’s found something that he’s good at and he is sticking with it. Even if it melts his face.
@Ardeact
@Ardeact Год назад
@@coffeyeoin5 Don’t you mean celebrities donate to charity to dampen their guilt on how bad of a person they are
@BPond7
@BPond7 Год назад
He’s unrecognizable now. I can’t imagine being such a slave to vanity. It’s revolting.
@ataraxxx
@ataraxxx Год назад
On the plus side, he's getting double the attention, since everyone he meets does a double take.
@johangustafsson4463
@johangustafsson4463 Год назад
Cowell has always been revolting, surgery or not
@Connection-Lost
@Connection-Lost Год назад
Have you seen Madonna lately?
@kwinnythefirst
@kwinnythefirst Год назад
poetic
@cryptochrome3090
@cryptochrome3090 11 месяцев назад
What a weird ass comment LOL are you mentally okay?
@aamnahere6250
@aamnahere6250 10 месяцев назад
There's something very beautiful about a person whose comfortable with the reality of change and doesn't require validation from society on his/her appearance to feel good about themselves.
@fit-chocolate3799
@fit-chocolate3799 7 месяцев назад
Lets all be what you have just said
@Buttington_Headerson
@Buttington_Headerson 7 месяцев назад
most men tbh
@tiahnarodriguez3809
@tiahnarodriguez3809 6 месяцев назад
@@Buttington_Headerson Not even. Men have beauty standards as well. Go to any gym. The manosphere preaches vanity.
@overlord1995
@overlord1995 6 месяцев назад
​@@tiahnarodriguez3809It's not vanity. Men work out to attract women. You wanna call it shallow when men want to self improve to find love, but not when women filter out men by height and muscularity. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. See how far you get with women as a skinny dude
@nojuanatall3281
@nojuanatall3281 6 месяцев назад
I'm a skinny dude with an absolutely beautiful woman so idk what the guy above me is talking about. If you are working out to attract woman instead of just improving yourself then you've already lost the plot.
@lonelylantern9135
@lonelylantern9135 Год назад
Simon looks like a strange, face melted bobble-head, whereas Clarkson looks like a normal man and so much healthier mentally and physically.
@MsMrReason
@MsMrReason Год назад
Clarkson looks like any normal haggard 80 -90 year old man. He certainly does not look healthy and like a man in his early 60s unless you have super low standards . However he does not look weird like Simon . I would assume Clarkson is a geriatric on meetting him and Simon was on some journey on meeting him.
@Georgesoros7790
@Georgesoros7790 Год назад
@@MsMrReason is that you in your profile picture? You look like you’ve had plastic surgery and it looks unsettling.
@artifica0
@artifica0 Год назад
I wouldn’t say healthier
@team3383
@team3383 Год назад
Unfortunately Mr Clarkson and Simon Cowell both work in TV and media so as far as no plastic surgery for Mr Clarkson is true; what is also true is that he doesn't give a toss about anything else than himself. At least Simon Cowell has helped hundreds of people. Apart from that: They are both TV presenters. Mr Clarkson has one foot in the grave mentally AND physically, whereas Mr Cowell was at least honest with his face surgery and assumes every aspect of it. He never lied about his surgery and still doesn't. What else can he do ?
@DaveDexterMusic
@DaveDexterMusic Год назад
clarkson today does not look great, but he certainly does not look *weird*
@markolson9913
@markolson9913 Год назад
The fact that Simon says, "have half an eye done" and then has one of his own eyes melting off his face is priceless
@lafreewaylafreeway
@lafreewaylafreeway Год назад
Mark Olson 😂😂😂😂
@just_.b.
@just_.b. Год назад
this fucking comment💀out of pocket and completely necessary LMFAO
@skeezix8156
@skeezix8156 Год назад
He looks like an AI painting now
@tedcrilly46
@tedcrilly46 Год назад
like his head is vacuum packed in sandwich wrap.
@gustaftheone9279
@gustaftheone9279 Год назад
OMG 😂😂😂
@predacon457
@predacon457 Год назад
Holy shit. He looks like a Chinese bootleg of Simon Cowel
@beasaroseco5840
@beasaroseco5840 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FellWolf87
@FellWolf87 Год назад
He looks like if he was a playable character in Goldeneye 007 and some one turned on DK mode.
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 Год назад
held together with lots of tape and super glue.
@chickennugget5372
@chickennugget5372 Год назад
Lmaoo
@JamKyt9
@JamKyt9 Год назад
Cimon Sowel 😂
@jackcade68
@jackcade68 7 месяцев назад
I seriously wouldn't know that was him today if I bumped into him. Clarkson is right, accept age and it's scars with a mix of humility, and pride.
@NyanyiC
@NyanyiC 7 месяцев назад
It's definitely something to be proud of to get old
@wazewaze8185
@wazewaze8185 3 месяца назад
Humility the fuck lmao ?
@kingoverseas9052
@kingoverseas9052 3 месяца назад
​Live long enough and it'll make sense.​@@wazewaze8185
@casulskrrub6423
@casulskrrub6423 2 месяца назад
@@wazewaze8185 humility isnt the same as humiliation its closer to being humble
@user-do5zk6jh1k
@user-do5zk6jh1k Месяц назад
But also, please take care of yourself. Don't age yourself prematurely by treating your body like shit
@HundredDaysMusic
@HundredDaysMusic Год назад
Simon went from "playful ribbing" to "genuinely mean-spirited" in record time. Clarkson is usually good about making his guests look like good people, but even he couldn't salvage this one.
@fsociety6983
@fsociety6983 Год назад
It's okay, most people who aren't terminally online are capable of understanding that it's a character. It's only the eternally sensitive that think anyone was being genuinely mean-spirited here.
@Spetsnazty
@Spetsnazty Год назад
@@fsociety6983 the fact is, he meant exactly what he was saying.
@penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712
​@@fsociety6983 yeah man he got plastic surgery because he was playing a character.
@Rynjinivar
@Rynjinivar Год назад
@@fsociety6983 If someone "plays a character" 24/7/365, that's just who they are. They're a fake, shallow person.
@casadilla111
@casadilla111 Год назад
I’d have to agree with you on this one, it did seem like he was either taking the joke too far and dragging it out or he was actually trying to jab pretty hard with his words. I do feel like it was escalating pretty quickly, from my reading of it.
@charliestein9350
@charliestein9350 Год назад
I never considered an aging person as 'bad looking'. Of course the beauty that they had in their youth is gone but there's some beauty in it. Yes, even Clarkson. On the other hand, plastic surgery survivors haunt me in my dreams
@hisss
@hisss Год назад
"Plastic surgery survivors" 😂😂😂
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 Год назад
@@hisss it's like the main character in Kevin Smith's Tusk, one of the worst movies ever.
@hisss
@hisss Год назад
@@zloychechen5150 Can't remember ever seeing that, sounds like I should keep it that way hmm?
@mumflrfumperdink8416
@mumflrfumperdink8416 Год назад
@@hisss its not that bad. The concept is ridiculous but also disturbing in a way. I think the movie would be more disturbing except that it doenst take itself seriously at all. Its pretty much about some old rich guy who captures another guy and surgically modifies him Frankenstein style to turn him into a human walrus
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat Год назад
It's not like it's wrong to think that old people don't look good. 100 years ago, it would be rare for a person to live past 40. It's not natural. Nobody is actually supposed to live as long as we do.
@SuperAlienGhost
@SuperAlienGhost Год назад
I was never aware Simon got plastic surgery. The moment it cut to him post-surgery I reeled back like an anaconda away from my phone. Truly a jump scare.
@phutureproof
@phutureproof 11 месяцев назад
lol
@limalikat4652
@limalikat4652 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@r.t.5767
@r.t.5767 10 месяцев назад
I don't think it necessarily needs to be a post-surgery footage. After plastic surgeries face slowly deforms. That's why they need to make another plastic surgery sometime later. And the more they modify their faces the more they need another surgery. It is a mix of both, they have deformed faces because of the ammount of modifications, and because faces after surgeries age worse.
@TheGrammarNazi123
@TheGrammarNazi123 10 месяцев назад
Ugliness jumpscare
@hinasakukimi
@hinasakukimi 10 месяцев назад
@@r.t.5767 does this go for all types of facial surgeries?
@user-cb1ln8vc8d
@user-cb1ln8vc8d 10 месяцев назад
"Have half an eye done or something" cuts to Simon looking like half of one of his eyes was attacked by a chimpanzee lmao
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 5 месяцев назад
He had a stroke. Thats why one side is drooping a lil.
@user-cb1ln8vc8d
@user-cb1ln8vc8d 5 месяцев назад
​@@MRWhoreoscope nah he just made himself look like that. Prolly spent millions, too.
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 4 месяца назад
@@user-cb1ln8vc8d My mistake. I had gotten him mixed up with Tim Curry. He did this to himself. But he was in an accident. But it had zero effect on his face.
@bdawg1118
@bdawg1118 4 месяца назад
@@MRWhoreoscopewhy are you even stating that, if it didn’t affect his face and adds nothing to your point?
@user-cb1ln8vc8d
@user-cb1ln8vc8d 4 месяца назад
​@@bdawg1118i mean to his defense, his eye is a lil messed up even in the top gear segment. But man it was exacerbated with the plastic surgery lol. His hairline and everything are all jacked up.
@DUCKDUDE4100
@DUCKDUDE4100 Год назад
The only good thing that comes from celebrity cosmetic surgery is the fact the surgeons are clearly practising on them.
@alex-c808
@alex-c808 Год назад
yes practice makes perfect
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
@@alex-c808 yeah ya dont wanna be first in line for a plastic surgery technique. 30 years ago boobjobs looked like garbage, today they do them quite well actually.
@myentertainmentmypuppies8865
I don't mind to just be an audience of these experiences. This is "who throws their money to look younger and becomes worse" reality show.
@namiboosterhuizen6610
@namiboosterhuizen6610 Год назад
Practising or practicing? Failing in both respects!
@juliangrant9718
@juliangrant9718 Год назад
They still need at least a century of practice. That's a lot of botched faces.
@Tae96
@Tae96 Год назад
Did a quick Google search and Clarkson still looks like a human. Good for him. 👏
@Ovenman940
@Ovenman940 Год назад
A human carrying another human to term
@someguy8273
@someguy8273 Год назад
​@@Ovenman940it's time for your liposuction appointment
@TaxingIsThieving
@TaxingIsThieving 11 месяцев назад
No, a potato 🥔
@ots1634
@ots1634 11 месяцев назад
Um, no he doesnt
@jamie7880
@jamie7880 11 месяцев назад
​@@ots1634he's old, fat and losing hair, but at least he hasn't spent hundreds of thousands of pounds trying to prevent the inevitable, or ironically accelerate it...
@tchek1980
@tchek1980 Год назад
"i'm aging quite well and you're not" ... well, that didn't age well
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
Norm Macdonald would have liked that XD
@durere
@durere Год назад
@@DekkarJr ''I didn't even 'know he was old''
@craiggordon7550
@craiggordon7550 Год назад
Pardon the Pun
@tche2844
@tche2844 Год назад
Both of them didn't age well
@OneTwoMark
@OneTwoMark Год назад
To be fair Clarkson looks like 80 now.
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 6 месяцев назад
Bro really went full Disney Channel/Nickelodeon bully mode. "No ugly people allowed" is something I'd see on one of Dan Schneider's shows. 😂
@MisterMooster
@MisterMooster Год назад
If Simon let himself age naturally he would have been handsome all his life- no botox, no plastic surgery.
@grump9283
@grump9283 Год назад
He was never handsome lmao but he'd definitely wouldn't look like a wii Sport character
@aaronb7949
@aaronb7949 Год назад
@@grump9283 WII SPORTS CHARACTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@katet8639
@katet8639 Год назад
@@grump9283not Wii sports character 💀💀💀
@dmer-zy3rb
@dmer-zy3rb Год назад
@@grump9283 i thought he was pretty handsome before.
@mee091000
@mee091000 Год назад
Honestly I'm surprised no one is talking about the facial hair. He looks kind of like a caveman. Needs to either shave it or clean it up.
@RydersWerkz
@RydersWerkz Год назад
havent seen him in decades, holy shit they botched him.
@markm0000
@markm0000 Год назад
Well he is the only one to blame.
@iexist.imnotjoking5700
@iexist.imnotjoking5700 Год назад
I don't think it's the surgeons fault, you can only do so much surgery until it looks bloody stupid. All people with a lot of plastic surgery look ridiculous.
@TaxingIsThieving
@TaxingIsThieving Год назад
You should see Jeremy
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
why is he all wet and shiny and slimey looking its weird
@katliit9442
@katliit9442 Год назад
To be fair it's bad lighting but he still looks weird af
@Jouzujoe
@Jouzujoe Год назад
So he turned from a person I don’t trust around my mom, to a person I don’t trust around my kids. Bravo, Simon.
@augustalexander2647
@augustalexander2647 11 месяцев назад
Savage 😂😂😂
@AfraidMonsters
@AfraidMonsters 10 месяцев назад
geez, how is that so accurate? Looked like such a bad boy and handsome before and now he looks like someone i wouldnt wanna be around.
@76marji
@76marji 10 месяцев назад
😂
@VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
@VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 10 месяцев назад
@@AfraidMonstersevidence that appearance can be deceiving
@BOBAFETT25882
@BOBAFETT25882 10 месяцев назад
uhhh simon is gay, its pretty clear.
@user-rw8zj1td9v
@user-rw8zj1td9v 10 месяцев назад
Bro looks like an N64 Goldeneye character
@francoissuave6389
@francoissuave6389 6 месяцев назад
Ahahahahh
@ArranVid
@ArranVid 5 месяцев назад
LOL XD
@LucasJodokast
@LucasJodokast 5 месяцев назад
😂
@forman208
@forman208 2 месяца назад
Lmfao
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 2 месяца назад
Or an Oblivion character
@HenchGuyBlast
@HenchGuyBlast Год назад
“I’m aging gracefully, I look good!” *gets himself turned in a Mii character*
@C4MMU5
@C4MMU5 11 месяцев назад
More than 0.5K likes and no replies? Imma fix dat
@RegiyThornton
@RegiyThornton 10 месяцев назад
Loooooool good one he actually looks terrifying
@SuperSentinentCement3000-xb6gi
@SuperSentinentCement3000-xb6gi 10 месяцев назад
he's halfway to looking like michael jackson
@Guarrow
@Guarrow 10 месяцев назад
How insulting for miis really
@RegiyThornton
@RegiyThornton 10 месяцев назад
@@Guarrow serves him right for beating me at wii sports bowling
@kitezzz360
@kitezzz360 Год назад
grow old with dignity, it's nothing to be ashamed of
@nkenchington6575
@nkenchington6575 Год назад
of
@harorider96
@harorider96 Год назад
@@nkenchington6575obviously it was a typo bro lol
@nkenchington6575
@nkenchington6575 Год назад
@@harorider96 easy to fix, then..
@kukunase1686
@kukunase1686 Год назад
@@nkenchington6575 you can fix it
@nkenchington6575
@nkenchington6575 Год назад
@@kukunase1686 who am I, Bob The Builder?!
@pipwolverine
@pipwolverine 3 месяца назад
Yes Simon, I too wish I could look like I was stung by several swarms of angry bees and had a severe allergic reaction. Definitely preferable to simply aging like every other human being who ever lived 💀
@aderek79
@aderek79 Год назад
Surgeon: "So what are you looking for" Simon: "I want to look like I am having a severe allergic reaction to having my face beaten badly" Surgeon: "Say no more"
@sylviabennan
@sylviabennan Год назад
“I want to look like a dog stung by a bee”
@beedubree2550
@beedubree2550 11 месяцев назад
“I think I want to go for a sort of ‘Looney Tunes character who just got hit in the face with a frying pan’ type look”
@ClixCFC
@ClixCFC 11 месяцев назад
Simon: i want to look like ken
@Druagr
@Druagr 10 месяцев назад
Just fuck me up fam
@Minceraft69
@Minceraft69 10 месяцев назад
"You see this eyebrow? I want it up here. And this one? I like it where it is."
@bingchilling3914
@bingchilling3914 Год назад
Simon looks like a face drawn on a balloon.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
omg loool
@WallKenshiro
@WallKenshiro Год назад
Killed me with that one. lmfao
@DovahFett
@DovahFett Год назад
Like Karl Pilkington!
@metalkicker23
@metalkicker23 Год назад
💀
@edmunddonnelly3881
@edmunddonnelly3881 Год назад
@@DovahFett Inflated half way 😂
@MurrayHerts
@MurrayHerts Год назад
I almost feel sorry for Simon, imagine paying someone to do that to you.
@lamontcranston3177
@lamontcranston3177 Год назад
I want to poke Simon with a pin to see if he has any sensation in his face.
@carlodave9
@carlodave9 Год назад
Don’t worry, he thinks he looks better than people his age. He’d rather be a freak than have wrinkles.
@ThePresure
@ThePresure Год назад
He was cloned
@LabiaLicker
@LabiaLicker Год назад
almost
@jazzman2516
@jazzman2516 Год назад
Don’t feel sorry for him.
@condemnedpotbelly8491
@condemnedpotbelly8491 9 месяцев назад
"I know I look good" has never been said by a confident person
@ChristianSandviknes
@ChristianSandviknes 5 месяцев назад
He technically said "I THINK I look good", and I don't really agree with the sentiment - but it's a definite red flag for self-confidence issues, yeah.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 5 месяцев назад
@@ChristianSandviknes He followed _"I think I look good"_ by adding _"No, I know I do."_
@hichaelhighers
@hichaelhighers 3 месяца назад
Not 100% sure how true that is depending on context.
@flyingpies
@flyingpies Месяц назад
​@@hichaelhighersyeah I think of it kinda like someone saying "I wouldn't know, I never make mistakes" in a joking, sorta sarcastic way. I much prefer the "I'm the best and coolest" line of joking to the "I'm the worst and everyone hates me" version, and it can build some good self-confidence. It's good when the joke is on the person pretending to be vain, it's bad when they're putting someone else down to being themself up.
@hichaelhighers
@hichaelhighers Месяц назад
@@flyingpies Both can be a good joke, it just depends on how it's delivered.
@naterksmr
@naterksmr Год назад
"Aging gracefully" means you age naturally. The people who have all this work done are so insecure about their appearance. The audacity to tell someone that they need to have work done. Serves him right that Simon now looks like a Ken doll who got put in the oven, meanwhile Jeremy looks perfectly normal for his age - and more importantly isn't insecure about it.
@AndalusianPrince
@AndalusianPrince 11 месяцев назад
"Aging well"
@Jam-iv6xz
@Jam-iv6xz 11 месяцев назад
He was aging well
@efranwolfram
@efranwolfram 11 месяцев назад
​@@AndalusianPrincewell he wasnt aging well, otherwise why would he have to get work done?
@highsodium1ntake
@highsodium1ntake 11 месяцев назад
​@@efranwolframhe never HAD to get anything done?
@RobespierreChelsea
@RobespierreChelsea 10 месяцев назад
Ken doll put in the oven had me rolling. Lmao. Thank you. 😂
@Samsgarden
@Samsgarden Год назад
To Clarkson’s credit, he was never ashamed of ageing, despite the fact that he could look after himself better
@venicec3310
@venicec3310 Год назад
I feel like attractive people fear aging more
@knightawz
@knightawz Год назад
@@venicec3310 oh they do especially since its a lot more noticeable lmao
@youwebz
@youwebz Год назад
How?
@inessa5923
@inessa5923 Год назад
@@knightawz Nah, mainly because most attractive people carry their appearance as a crucial part of their identity. If they lose that, they lose a part of themselves.
@Introversion399
@Introversion399 Год назад
@@inessa5923 That's exactly what he said, except used less words...
@viggianoj
@viggianoj Год назад
That wasn't even a joke, he was being truly horrible to that other man. He has always been such a nasty and angry person. He deserves his new face.
@atch300
@atch300 Год назад
I mean that’s what Simon Cowell is all about. On AGT his role is to play the bad guy. It’s like telling Ricky Gervais or Gordon Ramsay that they’re mean. It’s kinda his thing. But damn his new face is awful. Edit: If you want to reply to this comment, don’t, because I don’t care, it’s been 7 months and it’s been filling up my inbox. I’m not going to read it or reply back. Whether I’m right or wrong, I really don’t care about what you think of Simon Cowell lmfao
@kxkxkxkx
@kxkxkxkx Год назад
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face. -Albert Camus
@lizzlebizzle5003
@lizzlebizzle5003 Год назад
@@kxkxkxkx I love this! 😮
@TheDrunkCook111
@TheDrunkCook111 Год назад
Lmaooo
@TheLunnyBear
@TheLunnyBear Год назад
Stfu Clarkson was loving it and does the same thing to others. Simon obviously knew he wasnt hurting Clarksons feelings and that he'd find it funny and good TV
@thankgodimhere
@thankgodimhere 7 месяцев назад
a good example of how the most insecure people are the first to criticise others
@overlord1995
@overlord1995 6 месяцев назад
That's why XX chromosome is the most critical
@davidortega3393
@davidortega3393 Год назад
Simon looks like when you create your own character in a video game and accidentally slide the eye shape adjuster all the way to one end.
@Mattythebassman
@Mattythebassman 10 месяцев назад
Lmao yeah he literally looks like an oblivion character some kid messed around with making.
@Stonezorz
@Stonezorz 7 месяцев назад
So basicly every Starfield NPC
@ClickClack_Bam
@ClickClack_Bam 6 месяцев назад
"Accidentally"? I do that for fun.
@metalkicker23
@metalkicker23 Год назад
When you're young you should look good, when you're old you should look cool. Like a wizard.
@Benjy1
@Benjy1 Год назад
Love it
@kajafreur527
@kajafreur527 Год назад
Uncommon Putin W
@Bearical
@Bearical Год назад
ngl I do see myself looking like Gandalf, but with a shorter beard when I'm old lol
@MsMrReason
@MsMrReason Год назад
Clarkson just looks elderly and frail - so not cool and Simon looks plastic. I would give the award to Ringo Star who is 20 years older than this pair as the best aged white English man I have ever seen.
@DanLekin
@DanLekin Год назад
Putin, you better should be more like Gandalf, not Saruman.
@xanderdelion
@xanderdelion Год назад
Props for Clarkson for keeping his cool, I bet he had so many comebacks he could have said, but he chose to let time do the job.
@rockysandman5489
@rockysandman5489 Год назад
He played the long game with this one. 😂
@RoniChard2010
@RoniChard2010 Год назад
Cowell is the king of the beavers, after all. He can't fool owls.
@Chris-dm1je
@Chris-dm1je 7 месяцев назад
Where can you get those creepy masks like the bloke at the end was wearing? I want to go to a Halloween party as a werewolf that's had a stroke.
@TheRapeFanatic
@TheRapeFanatic 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@pastohh
@pastohh Год назад
Better to look like an aged human than a young reptile.
@drgeorgel
@drgeorgel Год назад
Perhaps he chose to "identify" as a reptile. 😀
@mryan4452
@mryan4452 Год назад
Many quality comments on here 😂😂
@theoofsweden
@theoofsweden Год назад
"lookin all shiny"
@EdgeOfLight
@EdgeOfLight 19 дней назад
but he looks like an old reptile now
@andrewcutler1380
@andrewcutler1380 Год назад
Simon legit looks like a burn victim who had a partial face transplant
@infinitejest441
@infinitejest441 Год назад
You’re so bad 😂
@andrewmelton2686
@andrewmelton2686 Год назад
🤣🤣
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад
Hahaha! Perfect description
@wrendum286
@wrendum286 Год назад
dude that's such a terrific burn omg lmao
@dmer-zy3rb
@dmer-zy3rb Год назад
its sad but true.
@huntsman9316
@huntsman9316 Год назад
Jesus, this actually makes me kinda sad. He looked perfectly fine before, and now he legit looks like he’s made out of melting plastic
@lopey5035
@lopey5035 10 месяцев назад
You feel bad for a person who insulted the host of a show he was invited onto as a guest? Odd sense of empathy.
@huntsman9316
@huntsman9316 10 месяцев назад
@@lopey5035Pretty sure that's his schtick
@lopey5035
@lopey5035 10 месяцев назад
@huntsman9316 oh well that makes it perfectly acceptable then.
@huntsman9316
@huntsman9316 10 месяцев назад
@@lopey5035Don’t invite someone with a well-known character onto a show expecting them to not act like it.
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 8 месяцев назад
@@lopey5035 The OP didn't say he/she feels bad FOR them, just bad ABOUT the situation. No need to be snarky.
@Becksnnc
@Becksnnc 10 месяцев назад
He honestly looks terrifying now. It's like he's melting.
@fancymortimer3247
@fancymortimer3247 Год назад
Strong words from a man who now looks like an NPC from Golden Eye for the N64
@lensbergus6224
@lensbergus6224 Год назад
underrated comment
@nemanjazajkeskovic
@nemanjazajkeskovic Год назад
that was brutal my friend
@andrewmelton2686
@andrewmelton2686 Год назад
🤣🤣
@apexone5502
@apexone5502 Год назад
😆😆😆
@onelove6875
@onelove6875 Год назад
Interesting that so many people mentioned Golden Eye N64 in these comments lmfao
@Therealzone56
@Therealzone56 11 месяцев назад
Clarkson aged better than he did by a long shot. The man looks like a 2nd grade science fair project
@mrcojocaru
@mrcojocaru 6 месяцев назад
Clarkson aged faster, but then he stayed the same age forever lol.
@tristancole8158
@tristancole8158 6 месяцев назад
Doesn’t mean he looks good. He looks like he needs to eat some vegetables
@thataintfalco7106
@thataintfalco7106 6 месяцев назад
@@tristancole8158he looks good lol. Humans usually look good by default settings. He looks exactly how he should look, and that looks good cuz it’s natural(excluding the make up he puts on for the shows)
@tristancole8158
@tristancole8158 6 месяцев назад
@@thataintfalco7106 I’m not saying Simon Cowell looks better; he definitely does look unnatural. But Jeremy Clarkson today looks fat.
@Gabu_
@Gabu_ 6 месяцев назад
​@@thataintfalco7106 naturalist fallacy. Things aren't good simply because they're natural.
@Stoirelius
@Stoirelius 3 месяца назад
Simon looks like a ps1 harry potter character.
@nathanelfamy4190
@nathanelfamy4190 3 месяца назад
Good
@um8778
@um8778 Год назад
It looks like his eyes are upside down and he's just done 12 rounds in a boxing ring. Looking "old" would be better than looking like that
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
i was gonna say he kinda has that worn out weathered look lmao
@MrSandManGiveMeADream
@MrSandManGiveMeADream 11 месяцев назад
Simon in cutscene : Simon in gameplay :
@Samgreenlaptop
@Samgreenlaptop 5 месяцев назад
Underated comment. Most won't get it
@MrSandManGiveMeADream
@MrSandManGiveMeADream 5 месяцев назад
@@Samgreenlaptop funny thing is i forgot what i meant 6 months ago xd i appreciate you got it tho
@TearTheRoof0ff
@TearTheRoof0ff Год назад
Jesus... Simon could audition as a freaking Goldeneye NPC.
@mtgbrewery7239
@mtgbrewery7239 Год назад
Perfect
@scottandrewhorne4655
@scottandrewhorne4655 Год назад
Yes Simon's Earthly Mother Back Home In Heaven Amen xxxxxxx is awfully upset Simon done this to himself through ego and Souless people badgering him to have just a little here a little there oh darling they wont even know these souless people were saying to him. Well guess what darling we do know and I hope Simon's face goes back to normal Amen xxxxxxx.
@sylviabennan
@sylviabennan Год назад
never played goldeneye but this made me crack up
@RaulDuke773
@RaulDuke773 Год назад
First thing that came to mind 😂
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 Год назад
His could fit as a character model for Spiderman ps1
@pastagiovanni6527
@pastagiovanni6527 7 месяцев назад
Simon looks like Critikal tried to model his 2k NBA character after him from memory
@bobysusjsjsj7730
@bobysusjsjsj7730 Год назад
"You don't have body dysmorphia so you're not X Factor material" - Simon Cowell
@adamwort7160
@adamwort7160 Год назад
Simon now looks like he's been in a terrible car crash he was trying to turn the clock back and now wishes he could just before surgery
@Mitchthemysteryman
@Mitchthemysteryman Год назад
In his defense, he has been in terrible accidents, but with e-bikes. Broke his spine in 2 places.
@bugsy742
@bugsy742 Год назад
“In his defence” 😅 he didn’t land on his face brother 👍😂
@Valkyrae123
@Valkyrae123 Год назад
@@Mitchthemysteryman what does that have to do with his face? This was clearly to make himself look younger
@jasonl8326
@jasonl8326 Год назад
@@bugsy742 The evidence proves otherwise🤔
@bugsy742
@bugsy742 Год назад
@@jasonl8326 😅👍 seen mate
@beasaroseco5840
@beasaroseco5840 Год назад
It looks like they took his left eye out and put back in wrong. I really think the surgeons mess their face up on purpose.
@JohnDoe-kf7md
@JohnDoe-kf7md Год назад
They don’t care because the money hits their bank accounts even before they start the surgery 😂
@iyadkamhiyeh527
@iyadkamhiyeh527 Год назад
@@JohnDoe-kf7md exactly they don't give a shit
@harorider96
@harorider96 Год назад
I think how it heals is probably largely a gamble with your genetics and these idiots are willing to risk it. Simon was never known for being good looking so I don’t get why he’d do this
@DeeMontezx1
@DeeMontezx1 Год назад
LOL! So true.
@RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate
Look at his nose. I feel like you could rip that shit off!
@Vitaliuz
@Vitaliuz Месяц назад
He looks like a badly done PS1 cutscene.
@MrBulletpoint
@MrBulletpoint Год назад
Simon Cowel is a genius. He's actually getting us ready for his next big show - Surgeon's got talent
@cartoonlover4479
@cartoonlover4479 Год назад
Lol 😂
@mandarian87
@mandarian87 Год назад
His surgeon sure didn’t.
@ComicGladiator
@ComicGladiator Год назад
His surgeon would be one they bring on for laughs, where they're convinced they're great, but everyone is laughing at them.
@edb2720
@edb2720 Год назад
Underrated joke
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows Год назад
“And here’s my next patient, take the mirror OH FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME *beep* FANTASTIC YOU’RE GOING TO AMERICA”
@Uncommonsenses
@Uncommonsenses Год назад
Now, Simon’s face is a near perfect expression of the soul he has had all along. Karma at its finest.
@ThinWhiteAxe
@ThinWhiteAxe 10 месяцев назад
There's a Talking Heads song that pretty much describes this phenomenon. It's called "Seen And Not Seen".
@Szabby999
@Szabby999 10 месяцев назад
Did he even have any?
@julioaugusto1529
@julioaugusto1529 10 месяцев назад
He's the textbook definition of a narcissist. His insecurities were going through the roof and he has to belittle everyone around him so he can feel like he's superior
@kevocos
@kevocos Год назад
God bless him, he looks like he was trapped behind a patio heater for several hours.
@funshine817
@funshine817 Год назад
😂🤣😃
@napalm5
@napalm5 Год назад
Classic!
@KobyOwen
@KobyOwen Год назад
Now Simon knows what it's like to be publicly humilated, and he did it to himself.
@ARedMotorcycle
@ARedMotorcycle Год назад
The thing is he probably doesn't feel humiliated at all. He probably loves his "new look".
@rethgual8227
@rethgual8227 Год назад
The irony of that! He actually gave himself a taste of his own medicine…
@andrive
@andrive Год назад
@@ARedMotorcycle He's said he regrets it and has tried to undo it, but that has only made him look more different
@masonthunkwell9786
@masonthunkwell9786 Год назад
@@andrive Someone should ask him what he would say to himself if he appeared on stage like this before his younger self. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
@rajanalexander4949
@rajanalexander4949 Год назад
Peak irony
@aj-qj4lt
@aj-qj4lt 7 месяцев назад
“You used to look your age. Now you don't even look your species.” - Greg Giraldo RIP....
@Quakerman14
@Quakerman14 Год назад
What's funny to me, is Jeremy looks very similar now to how he looks in this clip. And the clip is damn near 20 years old.
@kaidenhall2718
@kaidenhall2718 Год назад
While Simon is the definition of hideous
@raemackinnon
@raemackinnon Год назад
No he doesn't lol, his obsession with hating Meghan Markle made him gain like 50 pounds and turned all his hair gray
@ScavAlier-wy5bx
@ScavAlier-wy5bx Год назад
Clarkson will always be a geezer
@jcking6785
@jcking6785 Год назад
OMG! He should sue his plastic surgeon!
@adamwort7160
@adamwort7160 Год назад
What's he going to do with the money if he did, he's got plenty, can't buy a new face, he tried that one didn't work out to good
@robertlaidlaw4592
@robertlaidlaw4592 Год назад
i think someone may have said this, but he honestly looks like letherface using simon cowels face as a mask.
@billlawrence3695
@billlawrence3695 Год назад
@Daberny is a Moe Ron Surgery has taken place, half his fcking face is missing
@lbakicz
@lbakicz Год назад
thats not how it works.. the point is that he overdone it, not that the plastic surgeon did something wrong... Simon could not except to look old, now is hold and hideous
@A_Random_Rat
@A_Random_Rat Год назад
It looks like I shouldn’t even make fun of him because he looks like a burn victim that is making an inspirational recovery.
@Levi_Skardsen
@Levi_Skardsen 3 месяца назад
The classic "partially melted Action Man figure" look.
@mrfuzzy2954
@mrfuzzy2954 Год назад
Sad to see that Simon has such low self esteem that he had to do that to himself, while Clarkson has never really cared about his looks all that much. He knows sarcasm and dry humour comes at James and Richard's expense, not his age
@Omfgwhtavid
@Omfgwhtavid Год назад
Something I’ve never been able to figure out since I was a kid is why anybody who has seen what plastic surgery looks like would decide to get it themselves 😂
@danskyder1564
@danskyder1564 Год назад
It’s way more widespread than you might realise, it’s only the botched jobs that get noticed.
@Omfgwhtavid
@Omfgwhtavid Год назад
​@@danskyder1564 Whether it's botched or not, if you keep getting more and more of it you will end up looking like this and I don't know why you would do that to yourself
@jesselee3827
@jesselee3827 Год назад
@@Omfgwhtavid ..some people get addicted to rearranging furniture in their own homes. Maybe it's the same, but with your own body.
@C-sco
@C-sco Год назад
@@jesselee3827 yess indeed it is addictive and you forget how you used to be. Nothing wrong with changing your nose cause you don't like it or a little botox but people let this became an obsession and start playng with them selfs like they ar made of plastic.
@salvatore2004
@salvatore2004 Год назад
Why do people who know someone who went through alcaholism also start drinking? Why do people who know someone who got addicted to drugs also start doing drugs? Why do people who hear about the effects of eating disorders develop eating disorders themselves? Answer pls
@kaycampbell8532
@kaycampbell8532 Год назад
There's nothing more attractive than being happy in your own skin. We all age. Some people actually become more beautiful as they grow older. I will never be ashamed of wrinkles, gray hair or anything comes with along with it. Many people die young and are denied that privilege.
@mryan4452
@mryan4452 Год назад
That's a good way to look at it
@kieleleron85768
@kieleleron85768 Год назад
That's absolutely true well said!
@JaneAlison008
@JaneAlison008 Год назад
Thank you for your beautiful comment. Lately I discovered grey hair and started stressing about it. I guess I should let it go.
@lachlanbeaman2809
@lachlanbeaman2809 Год назад
Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained in a righteous life. - Proverbs 16:31
@aeoligarlic4024
@aeoligarlic4024 Год назад
That is a very beautiful point of view
@ragingriver9012
@ragingriver9012 2 месяца назад
Clarkson also won British sexiest man alive this year
@stevegordon2032
@stevegordon2032 Год назад
No one can tell a narcissist that they’re wrong.
@Manas-co8wl
@Manas-co8wl Год назад
Indeed.
@OmniversalInsect
@OmniversalInsect 7 месяцев назад
"It's just a character guys!!"
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 10 месяцев назад
That's the worst looking Jaguar I've ever seen. 0:56
@hasp24
@hasp24 Год назад
I'd rather age poorly than end up looking like my eyes are about to slide off the sides of my face at any given moment.
@Thrawn90
@Thrawn90 3 месяца назад
To quote Bill Burr: "it doesn't make you look young, it makes you look weird"
@fudalefu1
@fudalefu1 Год назад
Simon looks like a school project of computer programmers trying to de-age a celebrity.
@bonitobonita9263
@bonitobonita9263 Год назад
Jeremy looks older than he actually is, but he’s not creepy at all and still being Jeremy
@mrmankeyman2363
@mrmankeyman2363 Год назад
Scary cuz he hits u, not how he looks while doing so.
@auntiefan4202
@auntiefan4202 Год назад
Are we all just now figuring out that people like Simon have body dysmorphia and are incredibly insecure that's why they lash out at other people.
@TheMW2informer
@TheMW2informer Год назад
So then we go and ridicule them collectively, so that others with the same issues continue on doing things like Simon. Great.
@auntiefan4202
@auntiefan4202 Год назад
@@TheMW2informer nope but that's what mental illness will have you believe
@sqwooshy
@sqwooshy 11 месяцев назад
Yeah, important to say that thats a reason but not an excuse. Even if you are hurt or insecure you shouldnt hurt others. If anything it should give you more compassion, if you know how horrible it can feel to be very insecure why would you inflict that on others.
@TheGrammarNazi123
@TheGrammarNazi123 10 месяцев назад
Transgenderism.
@xX_MC_OvU_PvP_YT_Xx
@xX_MC_OvU_PvP_YT_Xx 10 месяцев назад
nobody cares and it doesn't excuse being a piece of crap
@samuelllakaj5439
@samuelllakaj5439 2 месяца назад
Bro looks like a Halo 1 character.
@xenondoro8573
@xenondoro8573 Год назад
And this is why I find it okay to mock his current looks. He's always been awful towards others about theirs and several X Factor hosts have said that Simon forced them to do Botox and plastic surgery.
@michaelmcfadden396
@michaelmcfadden396 10 месяцев назад
It's a bad day when you're getting interviewed by Clarkson and I feel he is the most likeable out of the two of you.
@zajagter2888
@zajagter2888 5 месяцев назад
Clarkson is usually the more likeable one
@dreamingsymphony
@dreamingsymphony 5 месяцев назад
Clarkson is not likeable? Since when?
@michaelmcfadden396
@michaelmcfadden396 5 месяцев назад
Maybe it's me. I find him arrogant and smarmy in the Peirs Morgan sort of way (although not as bad as him).
@casgal2431
@casgal2431 3 месяца назад
​@@michaelmcfadden396He's in character lad
@reaper4191
@reaper4191 3 месяца назад
​@@michaelmcfadden396That's his whole shtick. He's delightfully ent​ertaining to watch imo
@DendyJungle
@DendyJungle Год назад
Even back then simon didnt look particularly younger than clarkson
@12000gp
@12000gp 3 месяца назад
Simon looks like a voodoo doll of himself
@frostywing8941
@frostywing8941 Год назад
Simon actually gives off the uncanny valley effect to me, which has never happened to me while looking at another person. I can't even look at him for more than 2 seconds without feeling incredibly creeped out. That's how bad his surgery is.
@danitho
@danitho Год назад
The thing about Botox and Plastic Surgery is that it's not just the skin that is affected during aging. So when all you address are the wrinkles, it's just smooth skin sitting on top of X years of age. You can tell Simon is over 60 years old but the wrinkles are missing. Giving that uncanny feeling.
@phutureproof
@phutureproof 11 месяцев назад
Cowell, Leslie Ash (real shame she was gorgeous), that trans character from kardashians looks like a burns victim, it never goes well I dont know who theyre trying to convince but im sure only they fall for it
@ravedeath7690
@ravedeath7690 11 месяцев назад
I feel like if I made eye contact with him while on acid id immediately have a heart attack and die
@MexxProtect
@MexxProtect Год назад
Clarkson may not have aged well but at least he still has his dignity..
@one-day-at-a-time4134
@one-day-at-a-time4134 Год назад
Dignity?.... Pahaha.
@hooktraining3966
@hooktraining3966 Год назад
@@one-day-at-a-time4134 ?
@ArranVid
@ArranVid 5 месяцев назад
Clarkson has aged well. Clarkson is perfect and handsome.
@Toshiro_Mifune
@Toshiro_Mifune Год назад
looks like the equivalent of "best i could do to make him look normal" in Obllivion character creation.
@s.m.4995
@s.m.4995 7 месяцев назад
They are right when they say you'll never notice small amounts plastic surgery. The problem is people who would want plastic surgery never know when to stop.
@pastohh
@pastohh Год назад
Celebrities look at all those botched surgeries and still think, yep, I'll do that. Enjoy your looks while you still have them, eat well, exercise and you'll hold on to them a bit longer but most importantly, don't make your physical appearance your everything.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Год назад
That's because the look they are t rying to achieve is unrealistic. As soon as you cut into the human body in a surgical way, you are traumatizing the body and the mind. not mention anesthesia is terrible for your brain especially at his age. IT's hard to look at lol.
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
@TheFakeyCakeMaker Год назад
Even without the the ending I was laughing. I'd love to see Clarkson's reaction to this. 😂😂😂😂😂
@muscleman125
@muscleman125 Год назад
I think the problem with plastic surgery is that in small changes and with a good surgeon, you can actually make yourself look better. However, the problem arises in those subtle changes. When someone gets their first cosmetic surgery, and they like how they now look, they become addicted to modifying their bodies to look even "better" and as all those subtle changes pile up, it turns you into a freak of a human being, and you can't notice the gradual differences until one day you look in the mirror and can't recognize yourself anymore.
@TheCityWokGuy
@TheCityWokGuy 21 день назад
Thanks for confirming this. I saw Simon on a commercial recently and couldn’t get over how much he looked like a porcelain goblin.
@gasser5001
@gasser5001 Год назад
I always love how these peoples words come back to bite them in the face.
@senorincredible
@senorincredible 10 месяцев назад
Don't always agree with Clarkson but he's secure and comfortable in himself and his appearance. Good on him.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 5 месяцев назад
Still needs half an eye done.
@el_androi1203
@el_androi1203 5 месяцев назад
Yeah half of top gear was the midget, the fossil and the orangutan making fun of each other like real friends. Being surrounded by people who actually care about you and you can have good banter with it will help you accept yourself for how you are and not be so insecure.
@snake8534
@snake8534 2 месяца назад
you don't have to always agree with someone. Always thought that was a weird thing to preface with.
@senorincredible
@senorincredible 2 месяца назад
@@snake8534 of course it's important. His healthy and comfortable approach to life is important for everyone to follow, regardless of how much you might enjoy his work or agree with him on other topics.
@mer_meh
@mer_meh Год назад
simon cowell's surgeon must have been a contestant he angered 20 years ago
@Ethan_Anemoiapolis
@Ethan_Anemoiapolis 21 день назад
Jeremy genuinely aged so well in my opinion, I love Clarkson's Farm
@victormurori4367
@victormurori4367 10 месяцев назад
Jeremy Clarkson not only ages just fine, but is much more better and real of a person than Simon will ever be
@averywhitaker3513
@averywhitaker3513 6 месяцев назад
Those two bars are so low, they're stacked on the ground, one on top of the other
@thataintfalco7106
@thataintfalco7106 6 месяцев назад
Tbh I think he’s also awful lol. This isn’t all he’s done, but I’m atheist and I think his views on religion are insanely immature lmao. I agree with many of the teachings of Jesus Christ even if I ain’t a follower. You should try to be kind and caring, loving and compassionate, and charitable to the people around you. Clarkson strikes me as an inconsiderate, rude man that would argue with a religious man over his belief even if he wasn’t harming anyone
@victormurori4367
@victormurori4367 6 месяцев назад
@@thataintfalco7106Ok I agree with you the guy has said some repulsive things out there and yeah its kinda strange that I'm an agnostic who also follows Christ's teachings as well
@sakibmir5360
@sakibmir5360 5 месяцев назад
​@@victormurori4367u follow and I don't just like 4billion+ other people do what Jesus is not the only religious figure And if u r hating Clarkson just because he criticises religion,u need to get life
@victormurori4367
@victormurori4367 5 месяцев назад
@@sakibmir5360I am agnostic and critical of religion, I honestly gives less of a damn of what he has to say about religion. Also lets be honest, even if I do not like Meghan Merkle what he said wasn't ok. Stop putting words in my mouth. I like Clarkson but I acknowledge his flaws as well. Also maybe get some reading glasses and tell me where I said I dislike him because of his views on religion.
@90skid97
@90skid97 Год назад
Yeah uhh... it's the eyes and the puffy face injections that completely warped his face. Although Jeremy has not aged gracefully, it is still 10× better than not even looking like yourself and having messed up plastic sugery. Also taking care of yourself kinda has to go with trying to look good as you age. Ironicly, Jeremy is the one who stopped smoking, Simon continues. Jeremy used to be a real handsome fella in early top gear, a pitty he let drinks and smoking destroy it. Still the man is a legend and makes me roll over with laughter, and that is all that really matters.
@TaxingIsThieving
@TaxingIsThieving Год назад
@Teamgeist He looks tragic because of the veganism.
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад
Honestly, looking old doesn't mean you look ugly. He doesn't look ugly, he just looks like someone who lived a long time and his body is starting to perhaps falter a little, and that's okay.
@TaxingIsThieving
@TaxingIsThieving Год назад
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond Gay
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад
@@TaxingIsThieving i could say the same thing for a woman in the same spot too, does that make me a lesbian?
@joaorodrigues-dy9rm
@joaorodrigues-dy9rm Год назад
Its actually genetic, hair loss, wrinkles, the teeth. Honestly its so embarassing to have a surgery go bad, and everyone knowing you worry about aging, to the point you look like a monster.
@zekenotech
@zekenotech 15 дней назад
Simon looking like he about to tell me the pros of joining the Greater Good.
@Lightningranger24
@Lightningranger24 11 месяцев назад
Cowell to his Plastic Surgeon: "Remember Goldeneye on the N64?" Plastic Surgeon: "Say no more."
@lovenottheworld5723
@lovenottheworld5723 Год назад
Never thought I'd say this, but I've got some respect for Clarkson.
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