14:46- I think it's more that serial killers tend not to be able to see ghosts. I'm not sure what the percentage is on who can see them but it does seem linked to empathy, which serial killers famously lack.
7:23 So I did the math for the poor kid to prove him right. If Marty was eating an 18” pizza (x-Large) then so long as Luis is eating a 14” or smaller pizza (Medium or smaller) then Marty would have, in fact, eaten more pizza.
I'd take the $10 million, use it to buy some cement, a helicopter, classes for learning how to fly the helicopter, a license for flying the helicopter, some chains, and a bag of salt. I would learn to fly a helicopter, purchase a helicopter and license, then wait for the snail to come within range of 200 feet. Then I would mix the cement with some water and pour it on the snail. After the cement hardens, the snail will be left immobile, and I will be free to dispose of it. Of course, this is if everything goes right and the snail is far enough away for it to take that long to get to me. However, considering that the snail might be closer than that, which would not give me ample time to prepare, I would use the salt to try to keep the snail at bay, at least for a little while (I know it can't die, but the rules didn't say it can't feel pain or be injured). Either way, after I encase the snail in cement, I wrap the cement in chains and attach the chains to the helicopter that I will be flying. I will also have a friend to help me with the next part. The next part includes flying over an active volcano and dropping the cement into it. I will hold the helicopter steady while my friend (while wearing safety gear to prevent him falling into the volcano himself) unhooks the chain holding the cement with the snail inside. The cement will then plummet into the volcano with the snail inside. Once the snail is inside the volcano, it's pretty much not a threat anymore. Even if he manages to get free from the cement, he will have to slowly swim across thick, hot lava and up the sides of the volcano (already unlilely due to its slime probably having been burnt away by the lava), which will enable the lava that is surely sticking to it to cool and harden, effectively trapping the snail once again. Then I would no longer have to worry about the snail and could live the rest of my life as a rich, happy man with a helicopter. And yes, I would play the song "Helicopter" the entire time. Edit: For another scenario, I would probably pay someone to capture the snail and to study it for science. I would also arrange to recieve a cut of any money they make off of any discoveries they make of this snail. Now that I think of it, this seems like the more sane option and also the one that could potentially make me more money than I recieved to begin with.
Its not hard to contain a snail. You dont have to run from slow toxic creatures. You can trap them inside things theyd be stuck in..... Id really seal that fucker up, but technically, you can make that ten million and keep it easily just by handily wielding tupperware. The element where the snail always knows where you are and seeks you out until it kills you, means nothing if you dish it up immediately.....when you meet it. Nobody ever said the snail was a genius. Its a snail. How many times do people evade snails going in their direction? They dont have to. Its a ridiculous idea.
