Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL 

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I know. 😂

Lost what?

LINKART SMOKE their soul

@@Deathbatman :0

They probably rent elements of the set.

The writer said it got cut for rapey vibes

@@averygartner6516 Rapey vibes were part of what made it funny.

@@averygartner6516 what a shame, when did SNL go so soft? Creepy characters aren't allowed anymore?

Ok Dr. Seuss

“Cut for time” just means “adult swim’s crowd would enjoy this more than the NBC audience” lol

Honestly though lol

@firstname lastname oh damn lol

💯💯💯

i always thought that the sketches receiving the least positive feedback in the dress rehearsal are the ones cut in the live broadcast. Or did they lie to me much as Toby lied to his furniture friends?

#applied

“It’s a living.”

And go insane haha

Got dental with that?

BlackCover95 lmao the jaded flintstone appliances

me too 😂

@TheBlankFromHeck I know right sounded like he was 2 hours out of slavery.

"These is my hands"

After that line, I had to pause to collect myself

Fun fact, most the time the writers just write "Kenan reacts." and lets him improv because they know whatever comes up with will be funnier than anything they think of.

@@ShaDHP23 omg please tell me this is actually true

@@wuffalo I forget where I read it. I think it was his Wiki page.

BECAUSE HES BATMAN

abraham’s bitch Because he's a demon.

Beetlejuice

I think even Pete Davidson is shocked he’s working

@Charles d'Artois I mean I love Michael as much as the next guy, but Jesus dude.

Not a bad idea.

It is. You're living in it...

Jedidah Fire What specifically do you mean?

A failed child tv show actor lives in the old house set, lures people to the set saying it’s a casting for a new tv show then traps them in furniture.

Kevin Lane Jimmy fucking Savile

Deez*

HoLLy MoOnFaNg *Nutz

ma*

How could he have not noticed as it happened? Did he sleep there with hands in acting position?

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I read this in Lois' voice.

Aeron I wrote, in her voice lmao.

Is that you Lois?

There is no show, is there, Toby?

Lois Griffin My heart was just sink when I heard that! It's so sad!!! :-(

Urine Herman

Fecal matter Herman

Yes!!!!!

I have a feeling this is loosely based on the real life of Paul Reubens (Peewee Herman)

A horrifying mix of my worst nightmares

Oh man! Had me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣

@@vianeyvasquez1713 wow this adds so much to the video and made me remember how funny this was 14 seconds ago when I watched it

@@jacobe.8809 omg! I can't stop laughing!

@@srldwg I can't tell if this is Sarcasm or not

@@jacobe.8809 No sarcasm at all. What you typed made me laugh alot! Just coming back here to reply I started laughing again. The picture of Squidward adds to my laughter also for some reason.

Like what?

@@CaseyWinehouse in this, and just when he’s being nice in interviews, like I’m not trying to clown, he’s a really phenomenal actor, but he just had the vibe that he will be nice now, but he will find you later.

Fr man his vibe was scary right from the get-go lol

😂😂😂

RoboHobo *For all the holes are for...*

RoboHobo They’re Sound Holes

There for licking and fingering and pleasing myself..

Sean L no buddy they are glory holes lol

That kids is called "kidnapping!" And them being okay with it for the most of the time is called "Stockholm syndrome!" ((Sorry if that sounded rude, It was just a joke-))

@@bipie-chan3885 But I mean it’s not really Stockholm syndrome that they didn’t know they were being kidnapped and being forced they just thought oh we’re just doing the show for a little while so technically it was kidnapping and him lying to them but seriously this would make a great and horror movie premiers like I love the idea of someone just kidnapping people and forcing them to do this thing like you you know the character baby doll from Batman the animated series how she kidnapped the people from my old show to relive it yeah it’s kind like that

@@theshockerpit7274 It was a joke my dude- I knew that wasn't exactly what it was like-

@@bipie-chan3885 so anyway would you like to hear my theory about SpongeBob

Wandavision ft batman

When is Keaton not scary?

Keaton does creepy almost too well.

This is what Vulture did after his family left him at the end of Homecoming

Even as Batman there's a level of creepiness only Keaton would perform. My favorite would be Batman smiling before slapping a bomb on a big clown in Batman Returns.

So is the real character 😂😐

And the fucks cut it for the air show.

so its edgy

It's weird & sexual

Koopa368 yeah I agree.

So is your avatar, heh

It's called 'Forniphilia'

Dear god thats some sick shit

Timothy Yasi almost every cut is

*Peewees playhouse at home

jack Eh, both

lol

This is like a knock-off Mr. Robinson’s.

fondue for two, fondue for two, ONE HOT DISH! Fondue for twooooo

Right?!

For real tho

Good disturbing though XD

Is it worse that I know where all the references came from?

is that you?...The Burned Man?

mix of Pee Wee Herman & Blue's Clues

Ross Stern but hilarious

Gilbert Rivera I know lmao 🤣

Look in his eyes is priceless!😂

I can and will watch anything with Michael Keaton in it

Surprise they never casted him as Thomas Wayne in dark knight

In no way underrated, and being versatile is what he is known for, from Beetlejuice to Pacific Heights to Batman.

@@blootooth00 he is underrated, hardly gets mentioned as one of the best around and doesn't get many parts, whether that is his choice or not who knows

Vinity XD

Vinity dont you take out the is

Not close to what he said at all

They took the clock Toby. He was my friend. We studied at Tisch together

Pretty sure that was ad libbed

Dudeitsmeee I appreciate that fact and I will def use that at some point

And Tim Burton’s film right before Beetlejuice was Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, which is pretty cool right? To go from such a bright film to Beetlejuice

mind feels the same but thanks for the fact

@@Foxy02016 Holy shit! How did I not know Tim Burton did Beetlejuice?

@@Lootroq who the fuck else could have made it? it was his first original movie.

Godfather9814 What makes you so certain about that?

This is the dream Bruce Wayne has of what his life would be like if Gotham was a safe place

Jake Tompkins This looks like a nightmare, depending on one’s point of view.

@@kevinlane1219 Bruce Wayne, had his parents lived and raised him to be a neglectful brat that lets his finances get out of control and never allowed him to have a grounded relationship with the world and an interesting moonlighting career as a black-caped vigilante

Jake Tompkins I see. But I doubt his dream would involve mortgage foreclosure.

I was about to comment this XD

I totally agree with you. The talking chair is in PeeWee's Playhouse.

+Zoe Olsen Exactly what I was thinking.

It reminds me of peewees playhouse and blues clues too.

And batman

Really?! Didn't know that cool :) love MK he is awesome at everything he does.

Yeah, I just found that out myself.

Trivia involves a question this was just a fun fact

You learn new things everyday as I'm Batman.

Wow, the more you know

What context other than this would that line even be funny though

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God I love your profile. Lost Highway’s one of my favorites and my segue into David Lynch.

greed13X LOL XD

I fucking lost it.

Black Swordsman lol really i didnt really find that part funny

greed13X *I didn't realize there was somebody in there until Keenan appear*

Los Crozo We didn’t know that that guy had sex with the flowers on his hands

Toby in prison talking to "the kids" to help himself cope with the fact that he dropped the soap in the shower,

Oh, my gosh. 🤮🤮🤮😮😮

Chad Nedrud the fact the he actually unzipped them too lmfao

katrina that’s probably for the best

I know, SNL is a monster.

hipnhappenin true

Haven't you seen Beetlejuice?

You want to get nuts? lets get nuts

It's the beetlejuice

so true

@@GarrisonGoldberg its actually "studied at tisch"

@@GarrisonGoldberg it's pen pal time GET THE HELL OFF ME

I literally read your comment right when he said that......it was weird......beatlejuice?

And Pee Wee's Playhouse

Basically.

More like #4 from Multiplicity...

This is why I don’t do two shows a night anymore

Maddie Koester Beetlejuice Takes Over Blue’s Clues, With The Same Money Obession As Vulture

HUH!?!?

TikiRoly Oh, it’s nothing, just a bunch of bank mumbo jumbo!

Andrew Jackson That sounds serious Toby

Y-y-yeah, we should talk about that bank thing.

No it’s just a few-a few payments behind that’s all, its cause I’m paying you guys full time to stay here with me

Katherine Byers it literally says cut FOR TIME

@@SofaPop. no i know but there were other sketches than this they could have cut instead

Absolutely! 😂

that's what's it looks like. for the content, not so much

Dhmis

Reminds me of Brandon Roger's: Magic Funhouse

After Dark

Bear and the big blue house?

It has mistaken for ‘These are my hands’

They really are amazing!

These are my hands...

Shay Martin *These is my hands

And his name was Toby

Kyron Gamez and this was his house

It already went dark when they were getting repo'd

Pretty sure a lot of people understood the tisch joke

+blindophelia I got it.

+blindophelia Explain the Tisch joke please? I'm in high school.

+Annabel Li NYU's Arts college.

Tisch is also the German word for "table".

Hank Hill They're sound holes

Propane

Liam Carmody WHAT ARE THE HOLES!?!

Large fries, apple pie, coffee...

take a look at this orange!

dMITRriy no

Lol... You've watched DHMIS too... Lol

F u c k g R e e n

Digital style

All he need was a little PUSH

Raymond Peter What movie are you referring to?

Except, it wasn't a lie

rayblack2004 NO ONE SAYS THAT

Green is not a creative color!

LINKART SMOKE are you joking or do you not know about Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

Its half past day, there's fish on my tray!

a bop a doo wop, I'll teach you how to buy a CANOOOE!

Nuclear Matt I love this comment the most.

+AJSSPACEPLACE They should of aired it, I wish there was a way to watch dress rehearsal live online.

+AJSSPACEPLACE See, in dress rehearsal, there is always more than the air show, so they can see what works and what doesn't and the stuff that doesn't work, they cut for the air show. Lorne the asshole always did that because he liked to have room to maneuver in the show. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all?

Nick Rutherford (of goodneighborstuff) wrote this, and I believe he said it was a little too rapey to be shown live

It’s not up to SNL at all, NBC sells the spots, all of the skits that are “cut for time” fit into one particular spot, and is dependent on how long the live portion of the show goes, some skits like this one are prerecorded but most of it is live, and that determines if these skits air or not. Plus like I said, NBS sells the commercial time, I’m sure if up to SNL they would air all the skits

and the live music that no one gives a shit about

And yet he once worked on the Mister Rogers show.

Same here, i kept replaying it lol

KimimaroSound lmbo! 😂😂

He was my friend, we studied a test together

@@TealToons812 It was "...at Tisch together"

@@canaisyoung3601 OK

Marga Esperanza underrated line is underrated

And how could the guy not know he was having sex with the flowers?

Thomas Cruz you seriously deserve more likes on that

Ike Rants i was about to comment that, its probably my favorite part

They not even magical

@Haven Yeah you got that right

Back Batman in the flash

@@ismaelmartinezflores1030 Yeah I read that but they said in 2022 he will Return has Batman again

@@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 yeah

@@ismaelmartinezflores1030 I can’t wait to watch it Michael was a great Batman I grew up watching him has Batman he was my Batman when I was a little baby

Kids: WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO? KILL THE NEIGHBOURS?!

"You want to gets nuts?? Ok, let's get nuts!!"

Ikr

And his name is Toby

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